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Winged Knight: Ooooooooo…you have a fluffy? Yes, annoying Fluffy-sama is a very bad idea.  Especially in the way he is annoyed in this chapter. Yep, Brownie Child is a rabbit hanyou. Go read her fics! (Nyanmoon-sama) Oh, here's Fluffy-sama, since you asked so nicely.

Sesshomaru: Don't call Kono Sesshomaru that.  Kono Sesshomaru does not know what nuclear waste is, but it can't be worse than what happens to anyone or anything who annoys Kono Sesshomaru.

Lilanimegirl2007: Nope, not good at all.

A/N: Look at the title.  Look at the plural form of 'doggy'.  Guess who the pet doggies are.  Guess how scary Sesshomaru is going to be when he gets called a pet doggy.  Think of it yet?  Good.  Now run very far away and rent a bomb shelter so you can hide from him.  But read the chapter first.

Chapter 8: Pet Doggies

            Sesshomaru looked around with a very scary expression on his face.  He looked at the cell, the chains, and the place where his swords should be but weren't.  He was more than annoyed now.  He was absolutely furious.  Then he realized something.  The chains would melt very well, and when he was in this sort of mood, melting things was good.  So he put his hand to the end of the chain around his arm, which was attached to the side of the ship.  Let me tell you something about this particular spot on the ship.  It is underwater.  Not the best thing to be melting through.

            "Ah, Sesshomaru…you really shouldn't do that…" Shura was looking decidedly nervous at the sight of the melting wood.

            "Why not, wench?"

            "Because if you melt through the wood…there will be a rather large leak in the ship.  And guess who's going to drown first?"

            "Oh," Sesshomaru quickly removed his hand, "Then what can I melt?  Can I melt this infernal neck-chain without sinking the bloody boat?"

            "No, because then there will be a hole in the bottom of the ship."

            "WELL WHAT CAN I MELT THEN?!?"

            "You could melt the thing around your ankles.  That isn't attached to anything."

            And so Sesshomaru melted the manacles around his ankles, freeing his feet and leaving him in a much better mood for having destroyed something.  They all sat there for a while, and having nothing to talk about to each other, started talking to themselves.  Sesshomaru thought about how he was going to obliterate his idiot brother for getting captured by pirates and landing him in this cell.  Kagome thought about Inuyasha and when he was going to wake up.  Shippo thought about how he wanted some candy.  Kenshin thought about how much he wanted his beloved Sakabatou back.  Shura thought about how she was going to make those pirates suffer for calling her the pirate who isn't.  Kaoru thought about cooking for the pirates and grinning when she imagined their faces when they tasted her food.  Yahiko thought about whomping the pirates single-handedly with his wooden sword and saving the day.  Inuyasha was thinking in the same way that Sesshomaru was thinking in the last chapter.  Then he remembered Kagome's name and woke up.

            "Where am I?"

            "INUYASHA!!!  YOU'RE OKAY!!!"

            "Kagome?"

            "INUYASHA!!!"

            "You're not dead?"

            "INUYASHA!!!"

            "Well, in that case…can I have some ramen?"

            "OSUWARI!!!" *wham*

            "What was that for?"

            "OSUWARI!!!" *wham*

            "Stop it!"

            "OSUWARI!!!" *wham*

            "Owwwwww…" Inuyasha lay on the floor, which now had a serious dent in it.

            "Kagome, stop.  If you keep on doing that, we're going to have the hole-in-the-ship problem again," Shura restrained Kagome and made her sit down.

            "Can she do it once more?  It is rather amusing," said Sesshomaru boredly.

            "Sesshomaru?  What are you doing here?  And who the heck are all of these people?"

            Kagome took a deep breath and began pointing, "Kenshin, Kaoru, Shura, Yahiko.  Sesshomaru's here because he's helping us to rescue you because he wants to rescue Tetsusaiga from the pirates.  We were rescuing you but it didn't exactly work very well."

            "How'd they get him?"

            "Fishing nets, surprise, and sheer power of numbers.  Fishing nets for us too.  Inuyasha, are you paying attention?"

            Inuyasha had stopped listening, and was attempting to pry off the manacle around his neck.  He wasn't having much luck, though, especially since his hands were chained together as well, "It's like I'm some sort of pet doggy with a collar and a leash…"

            "Aye, now yer our pet doggy," one of the pirates waltzed down from above decks, moving back until he reached Sesshomaru's cell, "An' yer our oth'r pet doggy.  Yew may 'ave killed more o' us, but yew still belong ta us, ye do.  Be good liddle doggies now, an' may'ap th' new cap'n'll give ye both some puppy treats," laughing he walked back above.

            "Puppy treats?" there was blazing fire in Inuyasha's eyes, but comparing them to Sesshomaru's eyes just then would be like comparing a child's sparkler to a volcanic eruption.

            "Kono.  Sesshomaru.  Is.  Not.  A.  Pet.  Doggy," Sesshomaru's face was covered in anime twitch marks and his eyes were glowing red and flaming in the way that was said above.  Everyone moved as far away as possible, and even farther when youkai angry-flames burst into being around him.  He was scary sometimes.  This was one of those times.  Multiplied by a million.