Unfortunetly Mrs. CJS must leave us tonight. BINGO PEOPLE!!!!!
WELCOME TO OUR COMPLETELY MENTALLY UNSTABLE RANKS: Arlyali
CHARACTERS: (This is more for the author than the audience)
Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow (Mrs. CJS): the Chaperone!! (much loved)
FlamingKnight: Hot tempered. Very hot tempered.
AngelAnimeFan: The absolutely breath stoppingly stunning black haired bitch from hell. Hot like a devil.
Alanna-of-Olau: The ultimate sexy, appealing virgin beauty
Nayhleii: The seductive, hottie goddess.
Alanna: The whiney power hungry clueless kinkster.
George: The Rugged Bad Ass Thief.
Jon: The Whiney Spoiled Handsome Prince
Arlyali: Sucky mage who is head over heels...or rather head over left feet in love with George. What a spicy hourglass she is.
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Narrator: Tuesday night...BINGO NIGHT!!!!!
Mrs. CJS: My golly bless my bones, I think tonight is a winner! *cheers*
Nayhleii: I'm not sure exactly how frightened I ought to be of an old person dancing. *Wide eyes*
AngelAnimeFan: Of this one? Very frightened.
Mrs. CJS: *dances away joyously*
Jon: There goes my only protection. From you beasts.
Alanna: I am assuming that by beast you mean RAT GIRL right? (No I am still not over that...)
AngelAnimeFan: Only for you Alanna. For the rest of us he is just shortening the term Sexy, Attractive, Arousing. Seductive, stunning, spicey Hottie Beasts.
Alanna-Of-Olau: Actually, Only I am described as Sexy, Nayhleii is the only seductive one. You are the ONLY Stunning one. Arlyali is the only Spicy one. And ...*trails off*
Alanna: And what about me?
Nayhleii: You are the rat girl. Remember? We already settled this.
George: I'd thank you not to talk to my wife like that.
Alanna- of-Olau: I hate to be the one to have to point this out, but mere hours ago you were pledging your undying love for Nayhleii over there.
Arlyali: Plus George, We all know I am the one for you.
George: *cough* Remember that love spell you TRIED to do?
AngelAnimeFan: Emphasis on tried.
George: The one where I was supposed to 'fall' for you, and in actual fact I jumped off the top of a building to get to you when you cast it?
Arlyali: I have no idea what you are talking about *beet red*
Nayhleii: *loud whisper* Good cover!
Jon: I don't want to play this anymore. Its getting BORING.
Narrator: Everyone's eyes turn simultaneously to Jon...
Jon: Why are you all looking at me like that?! What??? WHAT?!?!?!
Narrator: As if by Magic (Actually as if by the author writing it in) everyone in the group got the same idea... and evil idea...
Alanna: Jon...You don't much like having your smenis made fun of do you.
Jon: *pout* No. Not that I have one.
Nayhleii: *Loud whisper* Good Cover!
AngelAnimeFan: GET THE SMALL PENISED LOSER!!!!
Narrator: Everyone attacked Jon! Except...
Arlyali: *attacks George*
George: HEY!
Arlyali: oh...yeah...sorry about that. *Still lying on George, pinning him to the ground.*
George: You could get off now?
Arlyali: Oh yeah...that one....
Narrator: Jon is promptly tied to the roof on the cave COMPLETEYL NAKED.
Alanna: *beams* I told you it wasn't that small.
AngelAnimeFan: Well it must be day. Just wait until it gets cold out...
Alanna-of-Olau: Hey...Jon? Are you ticklish??? *Evil Grin*
FlamingKnight: I'm not in this one much, but I am still adorable and hot tempered!!!
FlamingKnight: And I don't approve of this Man being stripped of his humanity!
Narrator: All Eyes turn to FlamingKnight.
FlamingKnight: I'm SORRY!!!! REALLY SORRY!!! *tied to Roof naked next to Jon*
Nayhleii: *Tapping lower lip* I didn't know they came that small....
WELCOME TO OUR COMPLETELY MENTALLY UNSTABLE RANKS: Arlyali
CHARACTERS: (This is more for the author than the audience)
Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow (Mrs. CJS): the Chaperone!! (much loved)
FlamingKnight: Hot tempered. Very hot tempered.
AngelAnimeFan: The absolutely breath stoppingly stunning black haired bitch from hell. Hot like a devil.
Alanna-of-Olau: The ultimate sexy, appealing virgin beauty
Nayhleii: The seductive, hottie goddess.
Alanna: The whiney power hungry clueless kinkster.
George: The Rugged Bad Ass Thief.
Jon: The Whiney Spoiled Handsome Prince
Arlyali: Sucky mage who is head over heels...or rather head over left feet in love with George. What a spicy hourglass she is.
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Narrator: Tuesday night...BINGO NIGHT!!!!!
Mrs. CJS: My golly bless my bones, I think tonight is a winner! *cheers*
Nayhleii: I'm not sure exactly how frightened I ought to be of an old person dancing. *Wide eyes*
AngelAnimeFan: Of this one? Very frightened.
Mrs. CJS: *dances away joyously*
Jon: There goes my only protection. From you beasts.
Alanna: I am assuming that by beast you mean RAT GIRL right? (No I am still not over that...)
AngelAnimeFan: Only for you Alanna. For the rest of us he is just shortening the term Sexy, Attractive, Arousing. Seductive, stunning, spicey Hottie Beasts.
Alanna-Of-Olau: Actually, Only I am described as Sexy, Nayhleii is the only seductive one. You are the ONLY Stunning one. Arlyali is the only Spicy one. And ...*trails off*
Alanna: And what about me?
Nayhleii: You are the rat girl. Remember? We already settled this.
George: I'd thank you not to talk to my wife like that.
Alanna- of-Olau: I hate to be the one to have to point this out, but mere hours ago you were pledging your undying love for Nayhleii over there.
Arlyali: Plus George, We all know I am the one for you.
George: *cough* Remember that love spell you TRIED to do?
AngelAnimeFan: Emphasis on tried.
George: The one where I was supposed to 'fall' for you, and in actual fact I jumped off the top of a building to get to you when you cast it?
Arlyali: I have no idea what you are talking about *beet red*
Nayhleii: *loud whisper* Good cover!
Jon: I don't want to play this anymore. Its getting BORING.
Narrator: Everyone's eyes turn simultaneously to Jon...
Jon: Why are you all looking at me like that?! What??? WHAT?!?!?!
Narrator: As if by Magic (Actually as if by the author writing it in) everyone in the group got the same idea... and evil idea...
Alanna: Jon...You don't much like having your smenis made fun of do you.
Jon: *pout* No. Not that I have one.
Nayhleii: *Loud whisper* Good Cover!
AngelAnimeFan: GET THE SMALL PENISED LOSER!!!!
Narrator: Everyone attacked Jon! Except...
Arlyali: *attacks George*
George: HEY!
Arlyali: oh...yeah...sorry about that. *Still lying on George, pinning him to the ground.*
George: You could get off now?
Arlyali: Oh yeah...that one....
Narrator: Jon is promptly tied to the roof on the cave COMPLETEYL NAKED.
Alanna: *beams* I told you it wasn't that small.
AngelAnimeFan: Well it must be day. Just wait until it gets cold out...
Alanna-of-Olau: Hey...Jon? Are you ticklish??? *Evil Grin*
FlamingKnight: I'm not in this one much, but I am still adorable and hot tempered!!!
FlamingKnight: And I don't approve of this Man being stripped of his humanity!
Narrator: All Eyes turn to FlamingKnight.
FlamingKnight: I'm SORRY!!!! REALLY SORRY!!! *tied to Roof naked next to Jon*
Nayhleii: *Tapping lower lip* I didn't know they came that small....
