Unfortunetly Mrs. CJS must leave us tonight. BINGO PEOPLE!!!!!

WELCOME TO OUR COMPLETELY MENTALLY UNSTABLE RANKS: Arlyali

CHARACTERS: (This is more for the author than the audience)

Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow (Mrs. CJS): the Chaperone!! (much loved)

FlamingKnight: Hot tempered. Very hot tempered.

AngelAnimeFan: The absolutely breath stoppingly stunning black haired bitch from hell. Hot like a devil.

Alanna-of-Olau: The ultimate sexy, appealing virgin beauty

Nayhleii: The seductive, hottie goddess.

Alanna: The whiney power hungry clueless kinkster.

George: The Rugged Bad Ass Thief.

Jon: The Whiney Spoiled Handsome Prince

Arlyali: Sucky mage who is head over heels...or rather head over left feet in love with George. What a spicy hourglass she is.

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Narrator: Tuesday night...BINGO NIGHT!!!!!

Mrs. CJS: My golly bless my bones, I think tonight is a winner! *cheers*

Nayhleii: I'm not sure exactly how frightened I ought to be of an old person dancing. *Wide eyes*

AngelAnimeFan: Of this one? Very frightened.

Mrs. CJS: *dances away joyously*

Jon: There goes my only protection. From you beasts.

Alanna: I am assuming that by beast you mean RAT GIRL right? (No I am still not over that...)

AngelAnimeFan: Only for you Alanna. For the rest of us he is just shortening the term Sexy, Attractive, Arousing. Seductive, stunning, spicey Hottie Beasts.

Alanna-Of-Olau: Actually, Only I am described as Sexy, Nayhleii is the only seductive one. You are the ONLY Stunning one. Arlyali is the only Spicy one. And ...*trails off*

Alanna: And what about me?

Nayhleii: You are the rat girl. Remember? We already settled this.

George: I'd thank you not to talk to my wife like that.

Alanna- of-Olau: I hate to be the one to have to point this out, but mere hours ago you were pledging your undying love for Nayhleii over there.

Arlyali: Plus George, We all know I am the one for you.

George: *cough* Remember that love spell you TRIED to do?

AngelAnimeFan: Emphasis on tried.

George: The one where I was supposed to 'fall' for you, and in actual fact I jumped off the top of a building to get to you when you cast it?

Arlyali: I have no idea what you are talking about *beet red*

Nayhleii: *loud whisper* Good cover!

Jon: I don't want to play this anymore. Its getting BORING.

Narrator: Everyone's eyes turn simultaneously to Jon...

Jon: Why are you all looking at me like that?! What??? WHAT?!?!?!

Narrator: As if by Magic (Actually as if by the author writing it in) everyone in the group got the same idea... and evil idea...

Alanna: Jon...You don't much like having your smenis made fun of do you.

Jon: *pout* No. Not that I have one.

Nayhleii: *Loud whisper* Good Cover!

AngelAnimeFan: GET THE SMALL PENISED LOSER!!!!

Narrator: Everyone attacked Jon! Except...

Arlyali: *attacks George*

George: HEY!

Arlyali: oh...yeah...sorry about that. *Still lying on George, pinning him to the ground.*

George: You could get off now?

Arlyali: Oh yeah...that one....

Narrator: Jon is promptly tied to the roof on the cave COMPLETEYL NAKED.

Alanna: *beams* I told you it wasn't that small.

AngelAnimeFan: Well it must be day. Just wait until it gets cold out...

Alanna-of-Olau: Hey...Jon? Are you ticklish??? *Evil Grin*

FlamingKnight: I'm not in this one much, but I am still adorable and hot tempered!!!

FlamingKnight: And I don't approve of this Man being stripped of his humanity!

Narrator: All Eyes turn to FlamingKnight.

FlamingKnight: I'm SORRY!!!! REALLY SORRY!!! *tied to Roof naked next to Jon*

Nayhleii: *Tapping lower lip* I didn't know they came that small....