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Chapter 11: Fluffy-sama's Revenge

"Kagome, quit that."

"Yeah, you'll hurt yourself."

"Jaken and Rin.  How can there possibly be enough stupidity in the world for you to do that?" Kagome did stop banging her head though.

"I think it's time to get you all out of there now."

"Yeah, that would be a good thing."

Sesshomaru's eyes grew slightly red again, and he grinned to himself in an evil way, "Kono Sesshomaru is going to kill that pirate and melt the remains, then get Jaken to burn those remains into a pile of ash, then stomp on the ashes and drop them into the ocean."

Miroku stared worriedly, "Should we let him out?  Won't he try to kill us like he usually does?"

"You wouldn't want to deprive him of his much-needed revenge, now would you?" Kagome said impishly.

"Revenge?  Revenge for what?" he asked curiously.  Kagome called him over and whispered something in his ear.  His eyes got really big and he scooted quickly away from Sesshomaru's cell, shaking his head and saying, "I am not going to be the one to let him out!  No way, no how!"

"Miroku, you wimp!" Sango said disdainfully until he whispered something in her ear, at which her eyes grew equally as big as his, "I'm not letting him out either."

"Oh, for Kami's sake, I'll let him out!" Shura shook her head, "Just let me out and untie me."

"Kirara will get right on it," Sango smiled.  Kirara transformed, much to the amazement of the Kenshin gang, and her claws had quickly torn open the cell doors.  Miroku, Sango, and Sano untied the difficult knots that bound everyone's hands, and then they all moved on to Inuyasha, except for Shura, who went to Sesshomaru.  Inuyasha wasn't too difficult, Kirara's fangs got through the main chains, and with everyone working together they figured out how to get the manacles themselves open.  Happy with their work, they turned around to see Shura and Sesshomaru leaning on the wall waiting.

"Finally," Shura said calmly.

"How did you get him out so fast?"

She smiled and held up a long piece of metal, "Skeleton key."

"You had a skeleton key and you didn't tell us about it?!"

"I sort of forgot…" Shura grinned sheepishly.

"Whatever, just let's go before Sesshomaru goes insane."

"We need our weapons first.  Miroku, you're Dramatic Convention, do you know where they are?"

"Ummm…" Miroku thought for a minute, "Yep, follow me!"

So they followed Miroku up an old, narrow stairway and through a small wooden door about halfway up the stairs.  The tiny room contained dozens of weapons, supposedly plundered from other ships and such, strewn about willy-nilly.  After some searching they all found their own weapons.  Kenshin hugged his Sakabatou happily, muttering that he would never lose it again.  Everyone ignored him, the people familiar with him had warned the others about his tendency to talk to his sword.  Sesshomaru made a grab for Tetsusaiga, but the barrier stopped him and Inuyasha took it sullenly.  With everyone's respective weapons within their grasps once more, they made their way quietly up to the main deck.  There were only two pirates on deck, it being the middle of the night and all.

"Okay, we need a plan before we charge out there," Kenshin whispered.

"I vote we run out and kill them all.  How's that?" Inuyasha crossed his arms.

"No, then we'd have a bunch of pirates to deal with all at once."

"Feh."

"What about I use my Kazaana?" 

"No, that'd sink the ship."

"Wait!  I…have a plan!" Shippo said proudly.  As he explained it to everyone, there were many smiles and nods.

***

The pirate on guard was beginning to doze off.  He closed his eyes, and when he next opened them there was a small, two tailed cat staring at him.  He shook his head and wondered if he had drunk too much rum.  The cat mewed cutely, and he began to doubt his sanity. 

"Oi, Gekki!  Come o'er 'ere an' tell me if'n I'm losin' it!"

The pirate he had called, Gekki, walked over, "Wha' is it, mate?"

"Tell me yew c'n see a liddle cat wid two tails sittin' 'ere."

"Aye, I c'n see a cat.  Where'd it come from?"

"I dunno, it wos jus' sorta sittin' 'ere when I open'd me eyes."

"Yew mean yew wos sleepin' on guard?"

"Nay!  I jus' closed me eyes fer a second an' when I open'd 'em again 'ere wos this cat."

"Reckon we should take it ta th' cap'n?"

"Aye.  Strange cats don' jus' come out o' nowheres."

So the two pirates carried Kirara off and the group that had been hiding came out and moved quietly across the deck.  When they were right near the entrance to the cabin where the pirates slept, Shura gave a loud gull call.  A bright light and startled yells signified that Kirara had heard the signal and transformed.  Now it was time for action.  The pirates that had been sleeping ran out of the cabin shouting in confusion.  They were greeted by the sight of a transformed Kirara, sometimes fearsome to even those who knew she wouldn't harm them, and turned around to run back into the cabin.  Their way was barred by a group of two youkai, one hanyou, and seven humans, all of which were extremely angry.  Not good for the pirates.  Fighting broke out within seconds, and guess who had the advantage?  That's right, it was indeed our little 'good guy' group.  They had separated off into their own little fighting groups, and pirates were falling over dead/comatose everywhere.  Sesshomaru wasn't really fighting, he was looking for the pirate that had called him 'pet doggy'.  That one was going to pay big time.  At last the unfortunate pirate was found, grabbed by the throat, and flown up to the crow's nest.

"So, you think that Kono Sesshomaru is a pet doggy, do you human?" Sesshomaru's voice would have scared anyone just then, and his red eyes and bared fangs didn't really do anything to diminish that.

"A-aye, I mean nay, I mean…" the pirate's stuttering stopped as Sesshomaru's acid melted him.

"Wrong answer, human," Sesshomaru dropped the dead pirate into the ocean, "Kono Sesshomaru despises humans, especially when they insult him."

Revenge is so sweet.