Happy Detentions, Ardent Kisses
Over the next weeks, nobody really caught on to the fact that Ev and Sirius were 'together' due to the fact that they didn't publicly show it. Their friends knew of course, and there was quite a bit of teasing on their part, but after being reminded of Ev's few 'talents' with fighting it stopped.
However, it was physically killing Sirius because he kept being left 'high and dry' if you understand my meaning. He couldn't even stand being near her and not kissing her.
Though, they were never alone and he never did get to kiss her again. In fact, it seemed that he was close to her much less than when they were just friends. She always seemed so tense and scared, but Sirius tried to keep in mind all the things that had happened to her and how they had affected her.
Dammit, he thought to himself, as he sat next to Ev in Muggle Studies. Her leg was only inches from his and her arm frequently brushed his. Lord help me!
"Now," the professor said, "the Muggles, lacking magical help, are forced to do tedious activities with only themselves." He pointed to a large box that rested on the floor next to him. "I, as a wizard, am able to use magic to lift this wherever I want." He flicked his wand and the box lifted. "However, Muggles must use some sort of contraption or their own muscle." Setting the box down, he gazed around the room until his eyes rested on Ev, his least favorite student.
Inwardly smiling he cleared his throat. "Miss Rhyahnnon, would you come up here please." He ordered more than requested.
Ev pointed at herself for clarification and then slid back her chair and stood up. She slowly ambled her way toward the front of the room where she stopped on the other side of the box.
"Yes?" she murmured, smiling politely and, magnificently, sarcastically at the same time.
"Would you kindly show the Muggle way of moving heavy things by picking this box up," Dave told her.
Ev jerked her head in compliance. Turning her back to the class she bent over to reach the bottom of the box.
Oh no, Sirius thought as he got a beautiful shot of her derriere. He raised his head to the ceiling so as not to get too turned on. Why do you mock me God? he asked.
He looked down again where Ev was searching for a good position in which to hold the box. She was, of course, wearing Muggle clothing. Today it consisted of a pair of blue jeans with a chain in place of a belt. She was wearing her camouflage tank top along with a black over shirt that was unbuttoned.
Finally managing a grasp, Ev's muscles tightened as she stood up.
After several moments of holding the box she dropped it when Dave gave her a nod.
"Thank you," he told her.
Grunting in response, Ev turned to head toward her seat. Her face was red from the exertion.
Before sitting down in her seat, Ev muttered in Sirius' ear, "God damn that was heavy."
He nodded in response, feeling shivers from the feeling her voice gave him when she talked into his ear. He had to get some kissing soon.
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Boys' dormitory . . .
"It's killing me," Sirius gruffly told the others as he paced, "it is actually physically killing me. Every time she's near I can't even think straight. Is she consciously doing this to me? Does she think to herself, 'what can I wear today, what can I do today, to make Sirius go wild'? Hmmm, is she? Is she?"
Sirius stopped pacing and instead stood there looking crazy.
"Dude," James laughed, "you have got to do something. Kiss her. Why does she have to kiss you anyway?"
"Because," Sirius moaned, "it's the first relationship she's been in and she's nervous. Stupid bitch!" He plopped onto his bed as the others chuckled.
"Don't know what to tell you." Remus notified him.
"Guess I'll go into the bathroom and 'be alone' for a while," Sirius grumbled.
"Oh, that's all kinds of nasty," James told him, cringing.
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"I think it's starting to get to Sirius," Ev told the girls as she walked nervously around the girls' dormitory. "He's probably gonna break up with me just cause I'm not ready to kiss him."
"No he won't," Rae scoffed. "Look, Sirius can be . . . rude and lewd and an asshole . . .annoying . . . gruff and a little . . ." She paused, searching for the right word.
"Magoo," Lily put in.
"Yes," Rae said, snapping her fingers. "But, he really cares about you and he would never do that. I'm sure he'll wait till you're ready. He's got it bad for you, alright." She winked at Ev.
Ev groaned. "Maybe . . . maybe I should get it over with. I mean, eventually right, I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to kiss him. Maybe I should just walk up to him and do it." She gulped.
Lily snorted loudly and exasperatedly. "For God's sake, Ev. It's not like you're walking the plank or in line to the guillotine. We're talking about you kissing somebody, your boyfriend no less. It doesn't have to be some big deal. Just do it!"
"Ho, ho, ho," Ev replied slowly, "someone's pretty condescending ever since they put out."
All the girls gasped, whipping their heads to stare at Lily, who was making a slashing motion across her neck at Ev.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Ev said innocently, cocking her head to the side. "Was I not supposed to tell? Oh well!" She grinned, her eyes twinkling in merriment.
"You bitch," Lily responded angrily. She stood up and made a move toward the bathroom. Rae, however, had other ideas. She stood up quickly from her bed and made her way quickly to the bathroom, blocking the way. Lily gave a groan and turned to leave the room altogether, but Ara had stood up and placed herself in front of it. Her arms were folded across her chest and she chewed on her bottom lip.
"Welllll," she taunted, "I guess we know who the slut of the group is." She stared at Lily pointedly.
"When did it happen?" Rae questioned in a shocked voice.
"A couple of weeks ago," Ev answered for her, earning herself a glare that could kill.
Rae gave a loud intake of breath. "You bad girl! I can't believe you did that when you've only been dating for, what, a month? You little harlot, you." She seemed quite amused by all of this and grinned.
Lily responded by throwing up her hands. "I don't have to answer to any of you," she cried, jumping into Ara's bed, since Ev was sitting on hers.
"So how'd it happen?"
"Did you just suddenly jump each other?"
"How big WAS his manhood?"
"How far did you go?"
"Was it amazing?"
"Did you do it on this bed?" Ev interrupted, standing up with a disgusted look on her face.
"After a date. No, it started with kissing and grew from there. Amazing. Go damn it was great. Yes and yes." Lily responded, pushing Rae out of the way, at which she gave an indignant squeak, and slamming the door behind her.
"Lily's a freeeakkkk," Ev laughed. The girls roared with laughter as Lily gave a loud screech of protest.
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You can do this. It's easy. Other people have done it. It can't be that hard if even Peter has kissed a girl. Wonder who'd do that. She must have been crazy or like, really ugly. And desperate. What are you doing? Get back on track. Whoooo. Okay. You'll just walk up to him and do it. Like taking candy from a baby. That can be quite hard though . . .
Ev sat mutely in Potions, listening as Pitstain droned on and on and on and on about the properties of fig. "It can also be used as a very effective aphrodisiac, I should know," he added, his eyes glinting eerily. There was a collective shudder around the room at the image of Pitstain tousling in a bed with some ravishing beauty.
Ev leaned over to whisper in Remus' ear, "Things that make you go 'ughhh.'"
Remus bit his lip to hold back his laughter, returning to his taking notes. Ev however, could not bring herself to take notes. She kept sneaking glances at Sirius, on the other side of the room next to James. He had taken off his robe and was wearing his uniform. Nonetheless, he had loosened the tie and unbuttoned the first two buttons, showing off a little chest. It was enough to get Ev nervous and excited at the same time. She also gazed at his lips, trying not to be obvious. They looked quite soft and warm and a little plump. Okay, no, back to figs and Pitstain doing it with some girl. Ev turned to the professor.
He was now telling them the assignment. ". . .groups to make the potion I have written on the board. It is quite complicated and takes several days. You will be storing it in your rooms so don't drop them, spill them, etcetera. Whoever concocts the potion correctly will receive 100 house points and a nod of congratulations from me. Now get started with the person next to you."
Remus and Ev stood up. As Remus gathered the ingredients, Ev prepared the cauldron, setting it onto the fire so it could begin to heat up.
After half an hour or so of cutting up figs and grinding down various ingredients and doing countless other things, like plucking legs off of beetles, Remus and Ev sat down in front of the cauldron, waiting for it to boil before taking it off, at which point they could take it to one of their dormitories. Sultry
Ev suddenly stood up with stubborn decisiveness. "I'll be right back. I gotta go, do something." She turned with her new resolve and made her way across the dungeon, intending to go to where James and Sirius were sitting.
This was when Sirius looked up and saw Ev sashaying toward him, looking so desirable that it had to be illegal. He watched as she nervously ran a hand through her long dark hair. Good God, she was gorgeous.
She had by now reached where he was standing with James, waiting for their potion to bubble.
Ev didn't waste any time. She grabbed Sirius' arm roughly and pulled him to her. Without hesitation she pressed her lips to his. Sirius didn't respond at first but then he pressed his lips back. He let Ev be the one to deepen the kiss, and she did. She grabbed onto each of his shoulders and opened her mouth slightly. Slowly, oh so slowly, she ran her tongue across his lips, driving him crazy. Sirius suddenly responded even more, putting out his hands and resting them on her waist. Ev moaned oh so slightly in response.
They didn't even notice how quiet the room had become, or how Pitstain had just walked dup to them. Grabbing each of their arms, he pulled them roughly apart, much to each of their chagrin.
"What is the meaning of this?" the professor yelled, spitting with rage.
Ev and Sirius were still staring at each other. Sirius slowly grinned and she beamed back.
"Nothing, sir," Sirius returned, turning his head to look at the professor.
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"Detention, both of you," he yelled at them from behind his mahogany desk. He was leaning toward them and had his hands resting on his desk.
Sitting in the two seats before him, the two merely looked at each other with raised eyebrows.
"Whatever you say, sir," Ev replied evenly.
"Follow me," Pitstain countered between gritted teeth.
They left the classroom, which had ended several minutes ago and walked through the dungeons and up many staircases. They finally reached a statue of a gargoyle. Pitstain muttered a password and they boarded a wooden staircase they took them up to Dumbledore's office.
Not even bothering to knock, the professor barged in. Dumbledore simply looked up, seemingly not surprised.
"In trouble again, I see, Everard," he told her, eyes twinkling. "Although, this time Mr. Black is included. What happened?"
"I caught them kissing quite passionately." Pitstain snapped, and then realized he had done so to the headmaster. "Sir," he added. Dumbledore nodded in response.
"You didn't 'catch us'," Sirius amended, "we were doing so right in the middle of your classroom."
This earned him an amused glare from Ev and an entertained look from Dumbledore.
"I forget why that was supposed to be a good thing," Sirius mumbled.
"You can leave us, Professor Raygon," the headmaster told Pitstain.
Grumbling loudly, Pitstain left in a huff. Smiling slightly, Dumbledore turned to them and motioned for them to sit. After they did he asked calmly, "So, what happened here?"
"Nothing short of a miracle," Ev responded, smirking.
Dumbledore was quiet for a second. "Did you really start kissing in the middle of your class?" he finally queried.
Ev and Sirius glanced at each other and Sirius answered, "Well, a little bit, some . . .yes."
"I hate to day this," Dumbledore told them quietly, "but kissing during class is not only prohibited, but it is also a infallible way to get a detention."
"Yes, sir," Sirius said, looking nervous.
"Mm-kay, Double D," Ev said offhandedly, looking at a particular painting on the wall to her right.
"You will be mopping up the Great Hall this evening," Dumbledore continued. "Please report there after dinner." Infallible
The two nodded at him. He nodded back. They were obviously dismissed, so they both stood up and made their way to the door.
Ev turned back before crossing the threshold to shake a finger at Albus and say, "You, you are infallible."
Dumbledore grinned back.
Once they were standing at the gargoyle again Sirius managed to ask her, "What do you mean by that?"
Blushing slightly, Ev responded, "Well, he's managed to find a way for us to be alone for hours, hasn't he?"
She turned and began walking, heading in the direction of Gryffindor Tower.
"You know," Sirius told her loudly, running to catch up, "I've never said this, but Dumbledore is an amazing man."
They grinned at each other.
"And what's with Double D?" he added, eyebrow raised.
"I just call him that, that's all. I've spent a lot of time in that room, you know." Ev explained, looking at him.
Sirius stared back, gazing into her fathomless green eyes.
"Since when are your eyes green?" he whispered to her, stopping.
"I can change them if you want," Ev responded breathlessly, gazing into his dark eyes.
"Really." Sirius sounded interested.
Ev nodded in response, walking closer to him. "Yeah," she said shortly.
Smirking, Sirius wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her close, staring into those almost grass green irises. "Maybe later," he told her gruffly, putting his face nearer to hers.
"Okay," Ev whispered huskily in response.
They both leaned a couple of inches forward, touching their lips for a very sweet and tender kiss. It quickly turned more passionate as Ev put her arms around his shoulders and Sirius pulled her even closer until she was pressed right against him. This time he was the one to open his mouth and move his tongue along her lips until they opened. Ev pulled him toward her, walking backwards until she felt her back slam into the stonewall. She groaned slightly, rubbing her hands across Sirius' strong muscular back. He countered, putting both hands on the sides of her waist. He put his thumbs forward, pressing them into the bones of her hips. Ev arched her back slightly and Sirius moaned against her lips.
"I don't want to know," someone said airily, striding quickly past.
Sirius and Ev drew apart quickly and turned to see the back of Professor Nuray as she turned the corner. They looked at each other, grinning, and stepped in for another kiss.
"You know? This isn't so bad," Ev told him.
"Hell no, it isn't," Sirius retorted in breathless anticipation.
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"You have as long as you need to finish this," Dumbledore assured them before walking out the door and leaving them to mop up the whole Great Hall without magic.
"Well, let's get started," Ev told him, grabbing a mop and slapping it onto the floor.
Sirius watched her for a moment before saying, "You are really good at that."
"Thank you, now get started," Ev responded.
"What? No more kissing?"
"Not, until we're done," she said slowly.
"Fiiiiinnnnne," he whined, grabbing the other mop angrily and beginning.
Several minutes later he was already bored.
"Can we at least talk while we mop?" he whimpered.
"Fine, go ahead." Ev said, trying to stay patient.
"Okay. Oh I know. If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?" Sirius said like a child.
"You go first," Ev told him.
"Okay. Let's see . . . . . hmmm . . . well not that . . . mmm no," he mumbled to himself for a while.
"Look, it's not a life altering decision. Just go!" Ev finally yelled.
"Okay. Steak," he replied in a masculine voice. And sexy if you asked Ev. "What about you?"
"Cheesecake," Ev said breathily. And erotically if you asked Sirius.
"No, no, no," he instead said, "I cannot have a fat girlfriend."
"And what, steaks don't make you fat?" Ev retorted, snorting.
"Shut up," responded Sirius, hitting her lightly. Ev grabbed his hand.
"Don't hit me," she warned, smirking and thoroughly enjoying herself.
"Make me," he whispered back.
"That sounds like a dare."
"It is," he grinned. "How are you going to make me not hit you."
"I got it!" she exclaimed.
"You don't have it," he told her slowly.
Grinning, Ev said, "I won't kiss you."
With a triumphant 'hmph' she began mopping again.
"I can just make you kiss me," Sirius advised her.
"Oh no you can't." Ev flexed her muscles at him.
"Oh please!" Sirius laughed uncontrollably. "I got at least thirty pounds on you."
"Oh really, well do it then. Make me kiss you," Ev taunted.
Nodding, Sirius advanced on her. Ev began to run away, all the way across the empty room.
When he had practically caught up to her and was only a foot behind her, Sirius gave a great lunge and managed to tackle Ev to the floor. Turning her around while he was still on top of her, he held her arms down to the floor beside her and straddled her. Leaning down he tried to press his pips to hers. However, Ev kept turning her head back and forth so that he couldn't kiss her. Sirius gave an angry screech and let go of one hand to grab her head and steady it. As he leaned down to kiss her, Ev pounded on him with her free hand. Sirius knew she wasn't putting all her strength into it because it didn't hurt. He pressed his lips roughly to hers then pulled back, grinning victoriously. As he raised both of his hands in triumph, saying, "Thank you, thank you, no applause," Ev snaked her arms around his neck and pulled him down. Putting her lips near his ear, she whispered, "You win," tickling his ear. Sirius purposely collapsed on top of her, putting his hands on the floor on either side of her so as to support his weight. Ev grinned at him and pulled his arms out so that all his weight was resting on her and then pulled him in for a zealous kiss.
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"Good job," Dumbledore said proudly after assessing the room.
"Thank you, sir," the two responded in unison, sneaking a sly glance at one another and blushing.
"Very good, in fact," the headmaster continued, "What with all the breaks you indulged yourselves in." He grinned at them and turned to stride from the hall.
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They finally kissed. There you go!
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Over the next weeks, nobody really caught on to the fact that Ev and Sirius were 'together' due to the fact that they didn't publicly show it. Their friends knew of course, and there was quite a bit of teasing on their part, but after being reminded of Ev's few 'talents' with fighting it stopped.
However, it was physically killing Sirius because he kept being left 'high and dry' if you understand my meaning. He couldn't even stand being near her and not kissing her.
Though, they were never alone and he never did get to kiss her again. In fact, it seemed that he was close to her much less than when they were just friends. She always seemed so tense and scared, but Sirius tried to keep in mind all the things that had happened to her and how they had affected her.
Dammit, he thought to himself, as he sat next to Ev in Muggle Studies. Her leg was only inches from his and her arm frequently brushed his. Lord help me!
"Now," the professor said, "the Muggles, lacking magical help, are forced to do tedious activities with only themselves." He pointed to a large box that rested on the floor next to him. "I, as a wizard, am able to use magic to lift this wherever I want." He flicked his wand and the box lifted. "However, Muggles must use some sort of contraption or their own muscle." Setting the box down, he gazed around the room until his eyes rested on Ev, his least favorite student.
Inwardly smiling he cleared his throat. "Miss Rhyahnnon, would you come up here please." He ordered more than requested.
Ev pointed at herself for clarification and then slid back her chair and stood up. She slowly ambled her way toward the front of the room where she stopped on the other side of the box.
"Yes?" she murmured, smiling politely and, magnificently, sarcastically at the same time.
"Would you kindly show the Muggle way of moving heavy things by picking this box up," Dave told her.
Ev jerked her head in compliance. Turning her back to the class she bent over to reach the bottom of the box.
Oh no, Sirius thought as he got a beautiful shot of her derriere. He raised his head to the ceiling so as not to get too turned on. Why do you mock me God? he asked.
He looked down again where Ev was searching for a good position in which to hold the box. She was, of course, wearing Muggle clothing. Today it consisted of a pair of blue jeans with a chain in place of a belt. She was wearing her camouflage tank top along with a black over shirt that was unbuttoned.
Finally managing a grasp, Ev's muscles tightened as she stood up.
After several moments of holding the box she dropped it when Dave gave her a nod.
"Thank you," he told her.
Grunting in response, Ev turned to head toward her seat. Her face was red from the exertion.
Before sitting down in her seat, Ev muttered in Sirius' ear, "God damn that was heavy."
He nodded in response, feeling shivers from the feeling her voice gave him when she talked into his ear. He had to get some kissing soon.
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Boys' dormitory . . .
"It's killing me," Sirius gruffly told the others as he paced, "it is actually physically killing me. Every time she's near I can't even think straight. Is she consciously doing this to me? Does she think to herself, 'what can I wear today, what can I do today, to make Sirius go wild'? Hmmm, is she? Is she?"
Sirius stopped pacing and instead stood there looking crazy.
"Dude," James laughed, "you have got to do something. Kiss her. Why does she have to kiss you anyway?"
"Because," Sirius moaned, "it's the first relationship she's been in and she's nervous. Stupid bitch!" He plopped onto his bed as the others chuckled.
"Don't know what to tell you." Remus notified him.
"Guess I'll go into the bathroom and 'be alone' for a while," Sirius grumbled.
"Oh, that's all kinds of nasty," James told him, cringing.
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"I think it's starting to get to Sirius," Ev told the girls as she walked nervously around the girls' dormitory. "He's probably gonna break up with me just cause I'm not ready to kiss him."
"No he won't," Rae scoffed. "Look, Sirius can be . . . rude and lewd and an asshole . . .annoying . . . gruff and a little . . ." She paused, searching for the right word.
"Magoo," Lily put in.
"Yes," Rae said, snapping her fingers. "But, he really cares about you and he would never do that. I'm sure he'll wait till you're ready. He's got it bad for you, alright." She winked at Ev.
Ev groaned. "Maybe . . . maybe I should get it over with. I mean, eventually right, I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to kiss him. Maybe I should just walk up to him and do it." She gulped.
Lily snorted loudly and exasperatedly. "For God's sake, Ev. It's not like you're walking the plank or in line to the guillotine. We're talking about you kissing somebody, your boyfriend no less. It doesn't have to be some big deal. Just do it!"
"Ho, ho, ho," Ev replied slowly, "someone's pretty condescending ever since they put out."
All the girls gasped, whipping their heads to stare at Lily, who was making a slashing motion across her neck at Ev.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Ev said innocently, cocking her head to the side. "Was I not supposed to tell? Oh well!" She grinned, her eyes twinkling in merriment.
"You bitch," Lily responded angrily. She stood up and made a move toward the bathroom. Rae, however, had other ideas. She stood up quickly from her bed and made her way quickly to the bathroom, blocking the way. Lily gave a groan and turned to leave the room altogether, but Ara had stood up and placed herself in front of it. Her arms were folded across her chest and she chewed on her bottom lip.
"Welllll," she taunted, "I guess we know who the slut of the group is." She stared at Lily pointedly.
"When did it happen?" Rae questioned in a shocked voice.
"A couple of weeks ago," Ev answered for her, earning herself a glare that could kill.
Rae gave a loud intake of breath. "You bad girl! I can't believe you did that when you've only been dating for, what, a month? You little harlot, you." She seemed quite amused by all of this and grinned.
Lily responded by throwing up her hands. "I don't have to answer to any of you," she cried, jumping into Ara's bed, since Ev was sitting on hers.
"So how'd it happen?"
"Did you just suddenly jump each other?"
"How big WAS his manhood?"
"How far did you go?"
"Was it amazing?"
"Did you do it on this bed?" Ev interrupted, standing up with a disgusted look on her face.
"After a date. No, it started with kissing and grew from there. Amazing. Go damn it was great. Yes and yes." Lily responded, pushing Rae out of the way, at which she gave an indignant squeak, and slamming the door behind her.
"Lily's a freeeakkkk," Ev laughed. The girls roared with laughter as Lily gave a loud screech of protest.
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You can do this. It's easy. Other people have done it. It can't be that hard if even Peter has kissed a girl. Wonder who'd do that. She must have been crazy or like, really ugly. And desperate. What are you doing? Get back on track. Whoooo. Okay. You'll just walk up to him and do it. Like taking candy from a baby. That can be quite hard though . . .
Ev sat mutely in Potions, listening as Pitstain droned on and on and on and on about the properties of fig. "It can also be used as a very effective aphrodisiac, I should know," he added, his eyes glinting eerily. There was a collective shudder around the room at the image of Pitstain tousling in a bed with some ravishing beauty.
Ev leaned over to whisper in Remus' ear, "Things that make you go 'ughhh.'"
Remus bit his lip to hold back his laughter, returning to his taking notes. Ev however, could not bring herself to take notes. She kept sneaking glances at Sirius, on the other side of the room next to James. He had taken off his robe and was wearing his uniform. Nonetheless, he had loosened the tie and unbuttoned the first two buttons, showing off a little chest. It was enough to get Ev nervous and excited at the same time. She also gazed at his lips, trying not to be obvious. They looked quite soft and warm and a little plump. Okay, no, back to figs and Pitstain doing it with some girl. Ev turned to the professor.
He was now telling them the assignment. ". . .groups to make the potion I have written on the board. It is quite complicated and takes several days. You will be storing it in your rooms so don't drop them, spill them, etcetera. Whoever concocts the potion correctly will receive 100 house points and a nod of congratulations from me. Now get started with the person next to you."
Remus and Ev stood up. As Remus gathered the ingredients, Ev prepared the cauldron, setting it onto the fire so it could begin to heat up.
After half an hour or so of cutting up figs and grinding down various ingredients and doing countless other things, like plucking legs off of beetles, Remus and Ev sat down in front of the cauldron, waiting for it to boil before taking it off, at which point they could take it to one of their dormitories. Sultry
Ev suddenly stood up with stubborn decisiveness. "I'll be right back. I gotta go, do something." She turned with her new resolve and made her way across the dungeon, intending to go to where James and Sirius were sitting.
This was when Sirius looked up and saw Ev sashaying toward him, looking so desirable that it had to be illegal. He watched as she nervously ran a hand through her long dark hair. Good God, she was gorgeous.
She had by now reached where he was standing with James, waiting for their potion to bubble.
Ev didn't waste any time. She grabbed Sirius' arm roughly and pulled him to her. Without hesitation she pressed her lips to his. Sirius didn't respond at first but then he pressed his lips back. He let Ev be the one to deepen the kiss, and she did. She grabbed onto each of his shoulders and opened her mouth slightly. Slowly, oh so slowly, she ran her tongue across his lips, driving him crazy. Sirius suddenly responded even more, putting out his hands and resting them on her waist. Ev moaned oh so slightly in response.
They didn't even notice how quiet the room had become, or how Pitstain had just walked dup to them. Grabbing each of their arms, he pulled them roughly apart, much to each of their chagrin.
"What is the meaning of this?" the professor yelled, spitting with rage.
Ev and Sirius were still staring at each other. Sirius slowly grinned and she beamed back.
"Nothing, sir," Sirius returned, turning his head to look at the professor.
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"Detention, both of you," he yelled at them from behind his mahogany desk. He was leaning toward them and had his hands resting on his desk.
Sitting in the two seats before him, the two merely looked at each other with raised eyebrows.
"Whatever you say, sir," Ev replied evenly.
"Follow me," Pitstain countered between gritted teeth.
They left the classroom, which had ended several minutes ago and walked through the dungeons and up many staircases. They finally reached a statue of a gargoyle. Pitstain muttered a password and they boarded a wooden staircase they took them up to Dumbledore's office.
Not even bothering to knock, the professor barged in. Dumbledore simply looked up, seemingly not surprised.
"In trouble again, I see, Everard," he told her, eyes twinkling. "Although, this time Mr. Black is included. What happened?"
"I caught them kissing quite passionately." Pitstain snapped, and then realized he had done so to the headmaster. "Sir," he added. Dumbledore nodded in response.
"You didn't 'catch us'," Sirius amended, "we were doing so right in the middle of your classroom."
This earned him an amused glare from Ev and an entertained look from Dumbledore.
"I forget why that was supposed to be a good thing," Sirius mumbled.
"You can leave us, Professor Raygon," the headmaster told Pitstain.
Grumbling loudly, Pitstain left in a huff. Smiling slightly, Dumbledore turned to them and motioned for them to sit. After they did he asked calmly, "So, what happened here?"
"Nothing short of a miracle," Ev responded, smirking.
Dumbledore was quiet for a second. "Did you really start kissing in the middle of your class?" he finally queried.
Ev and Sirius glanced at each other and Sirius answered, "Well, a little bit, some . . .yes."
"I hate to day this," Dumbledore told them quietly, "but kissing during class is not only prohibited, but it is also a infallible way to get a detention."
"Yes, sir," Sirius said, looking nervous.
"Mm-kay, Double D," Ev said offhandedly, looking at a particular painting on the wall to her right.
"You will be mopping up the Great Hall this evening," Dumbledore continued. "Please report there after dinner." Infallible
The two nodded at him. He nodded back. They were obviously dismissed, so they both stood up and made their way to the door.
Ev turned back before crossing the threshold to shake a finger at Albus and say, "You, you are infallible."
Dumbledore grinned back.
Once they were standing at the gargoyle again Sirius managed to ask her, "What do you mean by that?"
Blushing slightly, Ev responded, "Well, he's managed to find a way for us to be alone for hours, hasn't he?"
She turned and began walking, heading in the direction of Gryffindor Tower.
"You know," Sirius told her loudly, running to catch up, "I've never said this, but Dumbledore is an amazing man."
They grinned at each other.
"And what's with Double D?" he added, eyebrow raised.
"I just call him that, that's all. I've spent a lot of time in that room, you know." Ev explained, looking at him.
Sirius stared back, gazing into her fathomless green eyes.
"Since when are your eyes green?" he whispered to her, stopping.
"I can change them if you want," Ev responded breathlessly, gazing into his dark eyes.
"Really." Sirius sounded interested.
Ev nodded in response, walking closer to him. "Yeah," she said shortly.
Smirking, Sirius wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her close, staring into those almost grass green irises. "Maybe later," he told her gruffly, putting his face nearer to hers.
"Okay," Ev whispered huskily in response.
They both leaned a couple of inches forward, touching their lips for a very sweet and tender kiss. It quickly turned more passionate as Ev put her arms around his shoulders and Sirius pulled her even closer until she was pressed right against him. This time he was the one to open his mouth and move his tongue along her lips until they opened. Ev pulled him toward her, walking backwards until she felt her back slam into the stonewall. She groaned slightly, rubbing her hands across Sirius' strong muscular back. He countered, putting both hands on the sides of her waist. He put his thumbs forward, pressing them into the bones of her hips. Ev arched her back slightly and Sirius moaned against her lips.
"I don't want to know," someone said airily, striding quickly past.
Sirius and Ev drew apart quickly and turned to see the back of Professor Nuray as she turned the corner. They looked at each other, grinning, and stepped in for another kiss.
"You know? This isn't so bad," Ev told him.
"Hell no, it isn't," Sirius retorted in breathless anticipation.
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"You have as long as you need to finish this," Dumbledore assured them before walking out the door and leaving them to mop up the whole Great Hall without magic.
"Well, let's get started," Ev told him, grabbing a mop and slapping it onto the floor.
Sirius watched her for a moment before saying, "You are really good at that."
"Thank you, now get started," Ev responded.
"What? No more kissing?"
"Not, until we're done," she said slowly.
"Fiiiiinnnnne," he whined, grabbing the other mop angrily and beginning.
Several minutes later he was already bored.
"Can we at least talk while we mop?" he whimpered.
"Fine, go ahead." Ev said, trying to stay patient.
"Okay. Oh I know. If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?" Sirius said like a child.
"You go first," Ev told him.
"Okay. Let's see . . . . . hmmm . . . well not that . . . mmm no," he mumbled to himself for a while.
"Look, it's not a life altering decision. Just go!" Ev finally yelled.
"Okay. Steak," he replied in a masculine voice. And sexy if you asked Ev. "What about you?"
"Cheesecake," Ev said breathily. And erotically if you asked Sirius.
"No, no, no," he instead said, "I cannot have a fat girlfriend."
"And what, steaks don't make you fat?" Ev retorted, snorting.
"Shut up," responded Sirius, hitting her lightly. Ev grabbed his hand.
"Don't hit me," she warned, smirking and thoroughly enjoying herself.
"Make me," he whispered back.
"That sounds like a dare."
"It is," he grinned. "How are you going to make me not hit you."
"I got it!" she exclaimed.
"You don't have it," he told her slowly.
Grinning, Ev said, "I won't kiss you."
With a triumphant 'hmph' she began mopping again.
"I can just make you kiss me," Sirius advised her.
"Oh no you can't." Ev flexed her muscles at him.
"Oh please!" Sirius laughed uncontrollably. "I got at least thirty pounds on you."
"Oh really, well do it then. Make me kiss you," Ev taunted.
Nodding, Sirius advanced on her. Ev began to run away, all the way across the empty room.
When he had practically caught up to her and was only a foot behind her, Sirius gave a great lunge and managed to tackle Ev to the floor. Turning her around while he was still on top of her, he held her arms down to the floor beside her and straddled her. Leaning down he tried to press his pips to hers. However, Ev kept turning her head back and forth so that he couldn't kiss her. Sirius gave an angry screech and let go of one hand to grab her head and steady it. As he leaned down to kiss her, Ev pounded on him with her free hand. Sirius knew she wasn't putting all her strength into it because it didn't hurt. He pressed his lips roughly to hers then pulled back, grinning victoriously. As he raised both of his hands in triumph, saying, "Thank you, thank you, no applause," Ev snaked her arms around his neck and pulled him down. Putting her lips near his ear, she whispered, "You win," tickling his ear. Sirius purposely collapsed on top of her, putting his hands on the floor on either side of her so as to support his weight. Ev grinned at him and pulled his arms out so that all his weight was resting on her and then pulled him in for a zealous kiss.
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"Good job," Dumbledore said proudly after assessing the room.
"Thank you, sir," the two responded in unison, sneaking a sly glance at one another and blushing.
"Very good, in fact," the headmaster continued, "What with all the breaks you indulged yourselves in." He grinned at them and turned to stride from the hall.
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They finally kissed. There you go!
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