"Janie's Got a Gun"

By: Jaylynn Jean Lee

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, ect., but I do own Janie Krustantras. (Taking a leaf out of Cat's book) You steal, I kill.

Dedications: This is for the band that inspired me to write this, Aerosmith. They rock! Lmao, but so do Sum41, Blink-182, Linkin Park, ect. I'm a rocker, you know it!

Again, thanks to everyone who had reviewed for my previous story "Have I Ever Told You…" And THIS is what had come of that! *Shakes head* that's bad! LOL!

Those reviews are what makes me who I am today. Thank you.

And, with this fic, I'm taking a new approach, and not leaving you hanging on where the kids are, kk? Okay.

And this is a new warning: FLAMES WILL BE USED TO COOK MY AFTERNOON SMORES! Thank you.

Now, one last warning: Any muggle readers of this fic are reassured that the amusing characters described hereafter are fictional and cannot hurt you. To wizards, I say merely: IDraco dormiens nunquam titlandus. /I

To ClarKeRaVen: I'm sorry, but Janie's not going to be dying anytime soon…but she will break havoc somtime in the next couple of chapters. Later chapters WILL be NC-17…hehe, chuckle chuckle.

To Kitty: Sorry I took so long to post. Sorry sissy!

To Whoever Reviewed as '8 ( )' on my "Have I Ever Told You…" story: You think THAT story was weird?! Hah! Just wait till I get finished with this one! And, by the way: I've mastered the basic mechanics of spelling, grammar and punctuation long before you probably ever went to school. Don't EVER tell me what to do. I've got an army base that is as willing as kick your stupid ass, as they are kill Bin Laden. Don't mess with me.

Chapter 2

~~In the Charms Classroom~~

"Huh? Where am I?" Draco said standing. His gaze drifted from the professors to the girl who was gasping on the floor. He rushed to her side and put a hand on her back as if to say, "are you alright?"

"I'm alright, Draco," Janie said standing, still breathing hard.

"Are you sure, you look pretty beat up," Draco said trying to comfort her.

"Thanks Draco, but it's just normal sideaffects of the charm I was showing the professors. And you were one tough cookie to get here…all the way from the Slytherin Dungeons," Janie waved her hand.

"How'd you know where I was?"

"For me to know and you to find out," Janie hissed in his ear.

"Well, Janie! That was amazing! I will be happy to have you in my charms class!" Flitwick said finally.

"Thank you, Professor," Janie said bending her back slightly, "And thank you, Draco," and Janie kissed his hand and walked off towards Professor Dumbledore.

Draco stood staring at her. IWhat kind of girl is she? /I

Then he heard a small voice in his head, just like the one he heard before he and Harry had gotten together.

IYou do not want to know, Draco. /I

Draco looked up at the brunette, but she was gone.

~~At lunch~~

"So, she kissed your hand, and was gone? Just like that?" Hermione asked Draco.

Both Hermione and Ron had agreed to let the couple sit together at lunch.

"Yeah. It was really freaky. I didn't think she was going to be that brave. And it's even her first day," the blond haired boy said, then turned to look at Janie, who was sitting at the Slytherin table, sitting all alone, no one talking to her. She wasn't even eating, just playing with her food. Then looked up at Draco. He tried to smile at her, but it ended up as a smirk. An evil Malfoy smirk that he reserved only for people that he detested.

Janie looked at the boy with her mouth open, and was on the verge of crying. Dumbledore told her about Draco. Him and the Potter boy never got on very well before this year, and surprisingly, they had gotten together a few weeks ago.

"Surprise, surprise," Janie said to herself sadly looking down at her food.

~~In the Slytherin common Room~~

"Well, Janie, this is Pansy Parkinson, your fellow classmate and roommate. You will be sharing a dorm room with her for the next two years," Dumbledore said, Janie and Pansy shook hands and Janie's attention drifted from the brunette to the silver-eyed boy that was sitting in one of the common room chairs reading a book.

"Pansy, if you will show her to her room, please?"

"Yes, Professor," Pansy said bowing slightly.

Janie continued to glare at Draco until Pansy shook her arm.

"Oh, sorry," Janie shook her head.

Pansy waved her hand, "That's okay. Com'on."

Janie glared deeply at the blonde all the way up the stairs until he went out of sight.

Pansy took the darker brunette upstairs to the sixth year dormitories and showed Janie where she would sleep, go to the bathroom, take a shower, ect.

"I saw that you were looking at Draco," Pansy said as soon as Janie had put her book bag into her trunk.

"Yeah, I was. But I don't like him, in that way."

"Oh! Well, that's good, because he's going out with Potter."

"HARRY Potter?" Janie asked surprised.

Pansy thought for a moment. Pansy might be a brunette, but she was definitely a blonde in the head. "Yeah, that's the one."

"So, Malfoy's gay?"

"We try not to think of it as gay, we try to think of it as…different."

"Waaaaaayy different."

"And that means what, Janie?" A drawling voice was heard in the doorway.

A/N: Sorry, I'm such an evil cliffey writer! Poo on me, shut up. Anyways, 8 ( ), you still die the next time I meet up with you. Think Voldemort VS. Harry Potter. And I'm Harry. YOU DIE! * whips out wand, ready for anything * I have a wand, and I KNOW how to use it!

To ClarKeRaVen: I love your reviews! Love love love them! I always look forward to reading them!

To Kitty: I love you sissy. Just remember: I can't control my writer's block; if I could, I would be famous by now! Lmao, just kiddin. Here's chappy two…you just got done readin it sis. Yeah…Yup, I'm the blonde.

Okay, peeps. On with chapter Three! …Wait a few more weeks, kay? lmao