Chapter VIII: Time For School

All day I tried to sit next to Alicia Daniels, the most beautiful girl in school. Like I would have a chance, it's like all of the movies where the nerd goes after the cheerleader and is successful only I won't be. She's already turned me down like 15 times, but I just can't help it, she's so wonderful, except for the calling me,
"Look, dickhead, stop sending me flowers, chocolates, and love notes, I don't like you and never will!"
Isn't she the best?
"Who am I kidding? She doesn't like me and never will."
At least something fun happened in computer class. I hacked into our school's mainframe and found my principle's "personal" files.
"THAT PERVE!"

Next: Chapter IX: Invitation