"Janie's Got a Gun"
By: Jaylynn Jean Lee
Disclaimer: Not mine, if it were, do you think I'd be writing it on here? Hail no! It'd be damn published! Anyway, not mine * points to JKR * hers. Janie Krustantras is mine though. My idea, my creation, my guardian, and ect.
And this is a not-so-new warning: FLAMES WILL BE USED TO COOK MY AFTERNOON SMORES! Thank you.
Now, one last warning: Any muggle readers of this fic are reassured that the amusing characters described hereafter are fictional and cannot hurt you. To wizards, I say merely: Draco dormiens nunquam titlandus.
After this chapter, the next fic shall continue as planned. Meaning, "Janie's Got a Gun" is through after this chapter! Moving on to bigger and better things. I have seven fics planned out, and two you have finished after reading this chapter…if you have read "Have I Ever Told You" the prequel to this story. Every fic has six chapters before moving on to the next. No matter what. *Smiles* Ya'll still love me! The titles are sort of, erm, last minute things. …I never knew that "Have I Ever Told You" was a song until I saw it on a CD case in Wal-Mart! I was like "Woah! I know that from somewhere! …I made a fic about that!" It was weird…
*Smiles sweetly* Done with that, on to the fic!!
~ Applestem Mansion, Transfiguration Dungeons ~
Both Draco and Janie's heads snapped up to face Harry, Hermione and Ron's angry faces.
"How did you three get in here?!" Janie almost yelled.
"Quite easily," Ron ventured.
"Oh, yes, those four outside the door are very easy to get them to give up," Hermione said.
"Yeah, that one guy was the easiest to beat," Harry almost mused towards Hermione.
"You beat Carter?" Janie asked in almost awe.
"Guess so. But now, your ultimate enemy has come to fight," Harry smiled.
Janie narrowed her eyes. "Not without plot," she said and vanished along with Draco.
"Dammit! Why does she always run away!" Harry yelled.
"…what'd she mean 'not without plot?'" Ron asked Hermione.
Hermione shrugged.
~ Corridors of Applestem Mansion ~
"Where the Hell is she?!" Harry almost yelled.
"Harry! Language!" Hermione scowled.
"Sorry, but she is definitely going to die when I find-"
"Find what, Harry?" Ron asked and turned around to face Harry, and he had the likeness of the second years when the trio sat by them…in other words "scared shitless" was painted on his forehead.
"Er, Hermione? Look." Hermione turned around. At that, they were both facing a quite large fairy-looking creature but had black hair and an extra pair of arms and legs. It was half the size of Ron.
"Oh…my…god, Ron, Harry, run!"
"Why?" Ron asked.
"No time for questions, just run!" Hermione was already halfway down the hall at the time.
Harry looked at the fairy-type creature carefully and then noticed that the fairy-thing actually had two rows of teeth.
"I know what this is! It's a doxy!"
"A what?"
"A doxy! Just run, Ron!" Harry was running as fast as he could down the hallway, Ron followed suit but the Doxy had already caught up to the redhead, and brought him down.
"Ron!"
"Keep going, Harry! Save Malfoy! I'll be alright!" Ron yelled. Just then, He hit the Doxy square in the jaw, which knocked it off of him.
Harry and Hermione ran down the narrow hallway and down many narrow staircases. It was almost like Hogwarts…only it wasn't stone…it was carpeted.
~ In the Potion halls ~
"Answer me!" The black haired girl yelled at the blonde as she dragged him down the hall by his wrists.
"No! I promised!"
"Do you really want to die today?" Janie grabbed Draco by the scruff of the neck with her free hand.
"Not really," Draco just managed to get out. Janie gripped his neck tighter.
"Are you sure, because you really seem to me like you do."
"Rape me, hurt me, torture me, just let me live!" Draco said, almost strangled.
"Hmm…now that's an idea," Janie said, and dropped the blonde from her grip.
"Uh oh…"
~ Back in the Halls ~
Hermione and Harry stopped at the foot of the largest staircase in the Manor to catch their breath. They ran nearly from one side of the manor to the other side, which was about two hundred yards away, non-stop.
"Now what, Hermione?" Harry asked, out of breath.
"I don't know, Harry. …Where's Ron? We lost Ron! Oh my-"
"I'm here!" Ron almost yelled as he rounded the corner in a flat out run, tumbling over Harry along the way, down the stairs. Both of the boys fell into a heap on the floor.
Ron looked as if he had gone into a wrestling match with the doxie. Blood dripped from his nose, he had a few scratches here and there, his pants were torn and so was his shirt.
"Oh my god, Ron!" Hermione whispered.
Ron shrugged at her. "I'll make it." Hermione looked at her boyfriend with tears in her eyes, ran over to him and hugged him tight.
"Next time, I'll kill that little bitch before it has time to hurt you," Hermione whispered into Ron's shirt.
"Uh, kay," Ron said and looked at Harry. Harry shrugged at the redhead, and mouthed 'it's a girl thing I guess.' Ron raised his eyebrows, looked down at Hermione and silently sighed to himself.
~ In the Potion Classroom ~
Hanging from the walls in shackles, Draco kept thinking to himself, "I should not have said that, I really should not have said that."
Janie stood across the draped room with both Draco and her wand in her hands. She stepped closer to Draco, breathing slowly the words of a spell Draco had never heard. Then, both his hands sprung out, as if an invisible person were grabbing them and pulling back every single one of his fingers to his wrist.
"Do you still think lover-boy will save you?" Janie asked.
"I know he will," Draco said beneath his growling. "I can feel it."
"Well, can you feel this?" As Janie's hands closed around his throat a second later.
Draco gagged and struggled. With a wave of Janie's wand, Draco was strapped to a bed with his clothes, miraculously, still on.
"I will hear you beg for mercy before the end," Janie whispered in his ear.
"Never!" Draco yelled.
"Fine, have it your way then," Janie said as she got up from the bed where she was sitting. Draco hadn't noticed that she was wearing a white lace robe and red lingerie. He knew what was going to happen next, and he couldn't stop it even if he tried.
~ Near the Potions Classroom ~
Harry, Ron and Hermione had run all the way through the Applestem Mansion. Up and down every floor, through every room, searching for the blonde-haired son of Narcissa Malfoy. Finally, rounding a corner in one of the many basements, Hermione had heard someone panting and screaming for more in a room just down the hall.
"Guys!" She whispered to Harry and Ron. "Guys! Over here! Do you hear that?"
Ron looked at Hermione, but Harry just kept walking towards the door that the noise was coming from. His eyes were squinted in anger and hatred.
He bent down towards the doorknob, looking through the keyhole. At first, there was only darkness, then he saw a solitary candle on a nightstand. A pale hand was chained to a headboard, which Harry immediately recognized as Draco's. He still heard the screams and pants coming from within. This only angered him more.
"Alohamora!" Harry cried. The lock sprung and he rushed in.
"Get off my boyfriend!" His wand pointed at Janie.
There was only one problem…it wasn't Janie. It was Kelly and Jayce, who looked at Harry with raised eyebrows.
"Uh, my bad," Harry said rushing out of the room, closing the door quickly.
Harry sighed and wiped his forehead. He looked over at Ron and Hermione expecting them to be trying to comfort him, but instead, they were snogging next to an open door.
"Oh, that really helps my pain, guys, thanks." Harry said walking down the hallway, listening for more sounds of moaning and panting…just in case.
"Wait, Harry!" Ron cried out, breaking their snog-fest. "We're sorry. We totally forgot." He said, catching up to Harry. Harry stopped suddenly.
"Oh! You forgot!" He said sarcastically. "You forgot that we have been looking for my soulmate for the last two hours? It just happened to slip your mind, did it? Maybe if you weren't so busy sucking face, then it wouldn't have!" Harry said angrily and then burst into tears. He slid down the wall he was leaning on to the floor. Hermione rushed over to him, trying to comfort him.
"Harry, we're so sorry. I don't know what to say."
"Don't say anything. It's my fault we're even here in the first place. If it weren't for my love for Draco, then I wouldn't give a flying fuck about him and we wouldn't be here getting our asses bitten off by Doxies."
"Harry, don't say that!" Hermione said. "It's a good thing you fell in love with Draco! You guys are the first same-sex relationship in the school, and it shaped the school from there on. It's a good thing we're here, because without Draco, you would have been pissed off at the world, hiding up in the tower, like you did before you fell in love with him."
"But, if I didn't, then we…oh, screw it. I'm going to find him," Harry said, then got up and opened the next door.
~ In the Potions Classroom ~
"Harry!" Draco cried happily.
"Harry!" Janie said angrily.
"Well, that was quick," Ron said, behind Harry.
"Draco!" Harry said rushing over to his aid.
"Not so fast!" Janie said holding up her wand, still on top of Draco. "I know more spells than you and your school combined."
"Petrificus Totalus!" Harry yelled pointing his wand at Janie.
Her body stiffened, arms to her sides, and fell to the floor.
"Good use of first year spells, Harry," Hermione said.
Ron looked over at Draco, then looked at his…you know.
"Should I put a cloth over that for you?"
"If you wouldn't mind?"
Harry used Alohamora on his bonds. Draco quickly dressed and went over to where Janie lay.
"Janie, you might be American, but you need to work on the correct way to rape a guy."
~ Back at Hogwarts ~
"Well, I hope you are happy with yourself, Mister Show Off," Draco said as he lay in bed next to Harry a few weeks later.
"Didn't know I could do that, did you?"
Draco laughed.
"There is nothing that I would love more than you and your smile," Harry said. He kissed Draco deeply and he kissed back knowing nothing would ever separate them again.
~ End Chapter 6 and JGAG ~
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A/N: Okay, maybe I didn't have it done by Monday. I'M SORRY!!!! I had a hard time writing this one because it had that…part…in it, and I really didn't know how to word that section so please forgive me! I had so many writers' blocks through this, it wasn't even funny. So I apologize.
Flames used for afternoon smores.
R/R!!!
