The Keybearer Song

By Charles Xavier

(Parody of 'Yoda' by Weird Al Yankovic)

I met him in the streets down in TraverseTown

Where danger bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda.

S-O-D-A, soda.

I saw the little fry fight the Guard Armor,

I asked him his name and in a girly voice he said: "Sora."

S-O-R-A, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen,

A guy who looks like Aaron Carter, but he's a spiked-head teen.

Oh, my Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't plainly see,

How he can crack a mirror with his smiley teeth.

Oh, my Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Well, I left the castle just a day before,

And I've never ever been a warrior before.

But King Mickey, I knew he was okay.

He said, "Go find the Keybearer and he'll show you the way."

Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with the king,

So I was on my way on this Gummi Ship thing,

To find that Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Sora

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So he sealed the Keyholes,

He won the Hades Cup,

He found all the Dalmatian pups,

And he's slain Ansem dead.

Well, I won't forget what Sora said.

He said, "The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in.

But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never dims."

Oh, my Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

"I know Donald's lisp's really got you annoyed.

But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed."

Oh, my Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Well, I heard the worlds have really got in a mess,

So I'm gonna have to go with Sora, I guess.

And I know I'll never stop fighting each day,

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray.

The Square-Disney contract that I had to sign

Says I'll be starring in these video games till the end of time,

With my Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Sora

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Sora

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Sora

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Sora

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Sora

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.

Sora

So-so-so-so, Sora.

So-so-so-so, Sora.