Ooops... It got me more than two days to write it...Well, I didn't have time...
And I was not in the mood...And my computer decided to make my life funnier and didn't work for few days... I'll kill him someday...
Thanx for reviews! Arigatou, merci, dzieki...
Oh, yes...
- ... - this is said
" ... " - and this is thought
=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
- Yeach, sure... Ready...
- Steady...
- Go!
Xellos and Filia started to drink beer, one after another. For all the time they looked in each other eyes searching for first signs of being drunk. Actually, none of them was in the mood for such contest, so they hoped that it would end quickly.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
2 hours later...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
- You give up, you ne... *hickup*, nana...nama...
- Namagomi...*hickup*
- Yeach, namagomi... what does it mean, anyway...?
- No idea...
- ... and why are we drinking...?
- No idea... but it's preety fun, I guess
- *hickup*
- ... You know what? I'll tell you a joke. One man comes to bathroom and he sees a spider. This spider asks him "Do you have a glue?" "No" "So bye". This situation repeats next day, man comes to bathroom, spider asks "Do you have a glue?" "No" "So bye". And it repeats every time when guy goes to bathroom. Few week later man gets angry and he buys glue. And when he comes to bathroom and spider asks "Do you have a glue?" guy starts to jump, dnace and shout "Yes! Yes! I have glue! I HAVE! I have! Yes! Yes! Glue!" Spider looks at ans says "So bye".
- ... Is that all?
- Yes.
- Oh, hah hah. Ha...
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Autors note:
Well, this is my favourite joke and I wanted to put it somewhere later...And I don't understand, why nobody loughs from it... =(
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- Yeach, that was funny... mayby I'll say something funny. About certain blonde - Filia touched her hair and smiled - One blonde saw a shop with large neon "Frames*Reproductions". An dwhat did she thought? "I've heard about Picasso, Manet, Leonardo da Vinci, but I've never heard about Frames, he must be famous painter..."
- Hah hah hah.
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Autors note:
And this one is... well... you know, I'm blonde too... I found that I was wrong only becouse I went to that shop...
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- Hah ha... I have never thought, that you would let me laugh from yourself...
- Yeach...
- You know... I like blondes...
Filia looked at Xellos
- And I don't mind men with purple hair...
They came closer to each other...
- And you have beautyful blue eyes...
- And yours are... in that incredible shade of amethyst...
Sitll closer...
- With your face you could become model... Only your tail...
- You don't like my tail? Aww... - Filia's tail touched Xellos led lightly
- Who said that I don't like your tail?
Their faces only few inches from each other...
- I think that with that pink bow it looks very sexy...
- Do you want to have a closer look on it? - said Filia and smiled kittenishy
- Oh, is it an invitation?
- Mayby...
Xellos came closer, so their lips met and in that moment they telepoted away. Actually - to Filia's bedroom.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In the morning...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Xellos woke up.
- Ouch, my head... I think I drank too much beer... I remember that I wa sdepressed... An dthan FIlia came.. And than we had drinking contest... And than... - his eyes widend - Oh no, don't say that we... - he turned around just in time to see Filia open her eyes. For a moment she looked at him sleepy, than her eyes also widend and she was about to scream when mazoku coverd her mouth with his hand.
- Don't shout! Don't you think, that this situation is enough uncomfortable and we DON'T need others to see us TOGETHER, NAKED, in ONE BED!
Filia calmed down and lowerd her head. When Xellos took his hand she whisperd
- Did we...?
- Well, I'm afraid, that yes...
Filia turned, so Xellos couldn't se her face. For a moment she was about to burst into tears but than she got an idea. She slowly stood up not allowing Xellos to see to much and she started to look for her nightgown.
Meanwihle Xellos was looking at ceiling and thinking about something. Suddenly he spoke:
- You know what, Fi-chan? When we were drunk we acted just like normal people - we didn't htought about what we did in the past and that are races hate each other. Mayby we should forget about who we are and behave like normal people? It's pointless to hate each other just becouse we were tought so. We have our own lifes and nobody can tell us what to do.
Filia mumbled something under her nose. She finnaly found her nightgown and dressed in it. Xellos continued his monologue.
- Our races hated each other for years. They killed each other, but none of sides was right. I think, that that night we've made the first step to reconcile ryuuzoku and mazoku? What do you think about it, Filia?
Filia came to bed, lied next to Xellos and coverd herself with eiderdown.
- Only in your sick dreams, Namagomi. - she grinned evily - Better dress up. Xellos rised an eyebrow.
-AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGHH! YOU PERVERTED NAMAGOMI!!! GET OUTTA FROM MY BED!!! LINA! HELP!!!
- Filia, what the hell are you doing? - asked mazoku
- Revange is sweet...
In this moment Lina opend the door and run in their room with Amelia and Zel. They all gasped when saw Filia and Xellos in one bed.
- What are you doing? - shouted Lina
- It's.. it's that STUPID HENTAI NAMAGOMI NO BAKA! When I woke up he reappear next to me and he wanted to... to... - Filia whisperd sometnig in Lina's ear. She blushed and widend her eyes.
- WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT?! You... You pervert! First you come in MY room when I take bath and that THIS! You'll regret that! Darkness beyond...
- NO! LINA, STOP! IT WASN'T LIKE THAT! WE WERE DRUNK AND...
- No, Mr Xellos! - said Amelia ( while Lina was casting her spell ) - You should take responsibilyty for what you do! And that was very unjustice!
- But...
Suddenly Amelia gasped.
- Lina, last night he was also in my room! Do you think that he...
Lina stopped casting spell and stared at Amelia.
- Very probable.
- Hay, it's not like that! I just... WHY DON'T YOU BELIVE ME?!
- We should trust you? YOU?
Xellos turned to Zelgadis, who didn't say anythig since he came.
- Hay, Zel, my pal, you belive me?
Zellgadis grinned.
- Zel? My pal? Friend?
'Zel' rubbed his fist.
- I always wanted to do this. - he said.
Now Xellos was in reall trouble. Lina starded to cast Dragon Slave, Amelia borrowed mace from Filia and Zelgadis just approached with deadly expression on his face.
- Hay, wait a minute... I can explain...
- GET HIM!!!
Xellos knew, that they won't even give him time to telepot, so he started running away - Lina, Amelia and Zelgadis behind him. Filia lay in her bed and sighed with happiness.
- Nice night, and even nicer beginning of the day. Life is beautyfull!
In this moment somebody knocked at the door. It was Gourry.
- Filia, did you see Lina's room? Xellos said, that I can find Lina there. And I must say her, that three-headed donkey has eaten Xellos and that Xellos has changed into Martian.
- Oh, I'm sorry Gourry, but now she's chaising Xellos.
- I see. Where did they go? Mayby I'll catch up them.
Filia pointed big hole in the wall.
- Thanks. HAY! LINA! WAIT FOR ME!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Later... in the hospital
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Xellos was laying in bed - he had both legs in plaster, and he was all in bandages. Suddenly (very pretty) nurse came in.
- How's our brave boy today?
- Well, not very well. But small kiss can...
- Not this time. You have a guest.
"I wonder who can it be?" thought Xellos. Nurse went away, and another girl came to room. It was Filia.
- FILIA?! Wow, so you really care about me.
- Yeach, of course. I came here to make sure you won't cure from it too soon.
- ??!!
Filia took her mace and smashed Xellos severaly times in face.
- Bye, bye, Namagomi! - and she went away.
Xellos lay few moments in silence. This time he had also broken nose.
- Aww... that hurt. Anyway, Gourry, before I forget, how did you get in here?
Blonde swordsman who lay on a bed next to Xellos's wakly turned aroung. He had also been in bandages and he had a piece of paper with 'Serious scalds' written on it atached to his bed.
- Well, you know... Lina was very angry, when I disturbed her beating you. But I just wanted to say, that Xellos was eaten by a three-headed donkey and that Xellos has changed into martian. That's all.
- And than she hit you with a Fireball?
- How'd you know that?
- ...
- Oh my god, you're a PROPHET!!! Wow! Tell me, what will happen in the future? Tell me! tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me!
- I'll go CRAZY!!! AAAARRGH!!!
@#!@%$@!#%@#%@
THE END
@#!@%$@!#%@#%@
Well... I've ended it. Don't worry, when I'll think about something funny that can fit into this fic I'll put it in here. Thanks for reviews - without them I wouldn't write it till now. So, please, R&R! Suggestions, corrections of my mistakes and money send to me: akita_inu@poczta.onet.pl
And note that I'm not English, so if someone of you would be so kind and beta me... anyways,please, R&R!
And I was not in the mood...And my computer decided to make my life funnier and didn't work for few days... I'll kill him someday...
Thanx for reviews! Arigatou, merci, dzieki...
Oh, yes...
- ... - this is said
" ... " - and this is thought
=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
- Yeach, sure... Ready...
- Steady...
- Go!
Xellos and Filia started to drink beer, one after another. For all the time they looked in each other eyes searching for first signs of being drunk. Actually, none of them was in the mood for such contest, so they hoped that it would end quickly.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
2 hours later...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
- You give up, you ne... *hickup*, nana...nama...
- Namagomi...*hickup*
- Yeach, namagomi... what does it mean, anyway...?
- No idea...
- ... and why are we drinking...?
- No idea... but it's preety fun, I guess
- *hickup*
- ... You know what? I'll tell you a joke. One man comes to bathroom and he sees a spider. This spider asks him "Do you have a glue?" "No" "So bye". This situation repeats next day, man comes to bathroom, spider asks "Do you have a glue?" "No" "So bye". And it repeats every time when guy goes to bathroom. Few week later man gets angry and he buys glue. And when he comes to bathroom and spider asks "Do you have a glue?" guy starts to jump, dnace and shout "Yes! Yes! I have glue! I HAVE! I have! Yes! Yes! Glue!" Spider looks at ans says "So bye".
- ... Is that all?
- Yes.
- Oh, hah hah. Ha...
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Autors note:
Well, this is my favourite joke and I wanted to put it somewhere later...And I don't understand, why nobody loughs from it... =(
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
- Yeach, that was funny... mayby I'll say something funny. About certain blonde - Filia touched her hair and smiled - One blonde saw a shop with large neon "Frames*Reproductions". An dwhat did she thought? "I've heard about Picasso, Manet, Leonardo da Vinci, but I've never heard about Frames, he must be famous painter..."
- Hah hah hah.
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Autors note:
And this one is... well... you know, I'm blonde too... I found that I was wrong only becouse I went to that shop...
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
- Hah ha... I have never thought, that you would let me laugh from yourself...
- Yeach...
- You know... I like blondes...
Filia looked at Xellos
- And I don't mind men with purple hair...
They came closer to each other...
- And you have beautyful blue eyes...
- And yours are... in that incredible shade of amethyst...
Sitll closer...
- With your face you could become model... Only your tail...
- You don't like my tail? Aww... - Filia's tail touched Xellos led lightly
- Who said that I don't like your tail?
Their faces only few inches from each other...
- I think that with that pink bow it looks very sexy...
- Do you want to have a closer look on it? - said Filia and smiled kittenishy
- Oh, is it an invitation?
- Mayby...
Xellos came closer, so their lips met and in that moment they telepoted away. Actually - to Filia's bedroom.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In the morning...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Xellos woke up.
- Ouch, my head... I think I drank too much beer... I remember that I wa sdepressed... An dthan FIlia came.. And than we had drinking contest... And than... - his eyes widend - Oh no, don't say that we... - he turned around just in time to see Filia open her eyes. For a moment she looked at him sleepy, than her eyes also widend and she was about to scream when mazoku coverd her mouth with his hand.
- Don't shout! Don't you think, that this situation is enough uncomfortable and we DON'T need others to see us TOGETHER, NAKED, in ONE BED!
Filia calmed down and lowerd her head. When Xellos took his hand she whisperd
- Did we...?
- Well, I'm afraid, that yes...
Filia turned, so Xellos couldn't se her face. For a moment she was about to burst into tears but than she got an idea. She slowly stood up not allowing Xellos to see to much and she started to look for her nightgown.
Meanwihle Xellos was looking at ceiling and thinking about something. Suddenly he spoke:
- You know what, Fi-chan? When we were drunk we acted just like normal people - we didn't htought about what we did in the past and that are races hate each other. Mayby we should forget about who we are and behave like normal people? It's pointless to hate each other just becouse we were tought so. We have our own lifes and nobody can tell us what to do.
Filia mumbled something under her nose. She finnaly found her nightgown and dressed in it. Xellos continued his monologue.
- Our races hated each other for years. They killed each other, but none of sides was right. I think, that that night we've made the first step to reconcile ryuuzoku and mazoku? What do you think about it, Filia?
Filia came to bed, lied next to Xellos and coverd herself with eiderdown.
- Only in your sick dreams, Namagomi. - she grinned evily - Better dress up. Xellos rised an eyebrow.
-AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGHH! YOU PERVERTED NAMAGOMI!!! GET OUTTA FROM MY BED!!! LINA! HELP!!!
- Filia, what the hell are you doing? - asked mazoku
- Revange is sweet...
In this moment Lina opend the door and run in their room with Amelia and Zel. They all gasped when saw Filia and Xellos in one bed.
- What are you doing? - shouted Lina
- It's.. it's that STUPID HENTAI NAMAGOMI NO BAKA! When I woke up he reappear next to me and he wanted to... to... - Filia whisperd sometnig in Lina's ear. She blushed and widend her eyes.
- WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT?! You... You pervert! First you come in MY room when I take bath and that THIS! You'll regret that! Darkness beyond...
- NO! LINA, STOP! IT WASN'T LIKE THAT! WE WERE DRUNK AND...
- No, Mr Xellos! - said Amelia ( while Lina was casting her spell ) - You should take responsibilyty for what you do! And that was very unjustice!
- But...
Suddenly Amelia gasped.
- Lina, last night he was also in my room! Do you think that he...
Lina stopped casting spell and stared at Amelia.
- Very probable.
- Hay, it's not like that! I just... WHY DON'T YOU BELIVE ME?!
- We should trust you? YOU?
Xellos turned to Zelgadis, who didn't say anythig since he came.
- Hay, Zel, my pal, you belive me?
Zellgadis grinned.
- Zel? My pal? Friend?
'Zel' rubbed his fist.
- I always wanted to do this. - he said.
Now Xellos was in reall trouble. Lina starded to cast Dragon Slave, Amelia borrowed mace from Filia and Zelgadis just approached with deadly expression on his face.
- Hay, wait a minute... I can explain...
- GET HIM!!!
Xellos knew, that they won't even give him time to telepot, so he started running away - Lina, Amelia and Zelgadis behind him. Filia lay in her bed and sighed with happiness.
- Nice night, and even nicer beginning of the day. Life is beautyfull!
In this moment somebody knocked at the door. It was Gourry.
- Filia, did you see Lina's room? Xellos said, that I can find Lina there. And I must say her, that three-headed donkey has eaten Xellos and that Xellos has changed into Martian.
- Oh, I'm sorry Gourry, but now she's chaising Xellos.
- I see. Where did they go? Mayby I'll catch up them.
Filia pointed big hole in the wall.
- Thanks. HAY! LINA! WAIT FOR ME!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Later... in the hospital
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Xellos was laying in bed - he had both legs in plaster, and he was all in bandages. Suddenly (very pretty) nurse came in.
- How's our brave boy today?
- Well, not very well. But small kiss can...
- Not this time. You have a guest.
"I wonder who can it be?" thought Xellos. Nurse went away, and another girl came to room. It was Filia.
- FILIA?! Wow, so you really care about me.
- Yeach, of course. I came here to make sure you won't cure from it too soon.
- ??!!
Filia took her mace and smashed Xellos severaly times in face.
- Bye, bye, Namagomi! - and she went away.
Xellos lay few moments in silence. This time he had also broken nose.
- Aww... that hurt. Anyway, Gourry, before I forget, how did you get in here?
Blonde swordsman who lay on a bed next to Xellos's wakly turned aroung. He had also been in bandages and he had a piece of paper with 'Serious scalds' written on it atached to his bed.
- Well, you know... Lina was very angry, when I disturbed her beating you. But I just wanted to say, that Xellos was eaten by a three-headed donkey and that Xellos has changed into martian. That's all.
- And than she hit you with a Fireball?
- How'd you know that?
- ...
- Oh my god, you're a PROPHET!!! Wow! Tell me, what will happen in the future? Tell me! tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me!
- I'll go CRAZY!!! AAAARRGH!!!
@#!@%$@!#%@#%@
THE END
@#!@%$@!#%@#%@
Well... I've ended it. Don't worry, when I'll think about something funny that can fit into this fic I'll put it in here. Thanks for reviews - without them I wouldn't write it till now. So, please, R&R! Suggestions, corrections of my mistakes and money send to me: akita_inu@poczta.onet.pl
And note that I'm not English, so if someone of you would be so kind and beta me... anyways,please, R&R!
