(A.N.)Umm... this is my first fanfic so please read and review... _

Kaiba: Yugi! It is my will that you should duel me.

Yugi: Nay, thou art tedious, dost thou never grow weary of coming second to me?

Kaiba: Whereto I now challenge you, naïve, to reclaim my title as the greatest duelist in the world. Nought would be a greater pleasure unto me. Woes betide you when I claim my victory.

Yugi: Slime is you, For. Hither discourse thy mind. I pray thee, what brings you to the conclusion of victory?

Kaiba: Behold; now I have within my grasps a rare and powerful card. Obelisk the Tormentor!

Yugi: No matter of the card strength thou shall never gain victory over me.

Yugi turns to exeunt

Kaiba: Soft! Thee loathsome, mangy, canker-blossom!

Enter Joey, Tristen, and Tea

Joey: Good Morrow Yugi. Is this villain thither haunting thee?

Tristen: Mark me, thee leprous worm, I loathe those who make sport of those children smaller then themselves!

Yugi: You rump-fed hugger-mugger, I am not a child!

Tea: Poor little Yugi, no one ever marks him. Yugi: I protest that remark! I am the greatest duelist in the world, my wit alone is enough to bring people to faun over me.

Kaiba: Night and Silence! Thou art truly lacking in height! Thou lookest as though thou art no more then eight years of age, are fifteen? Now that I realize this, I question not why thou has't never had a fair lady's heart. Methinks thy height affects thy ability to woo.

Tristen and Tea nod

Joey: Soft, cur! Doth thou never taken into mind Yugi's height or vulnrability before, when thou has't plagued him?

Kaiba: Nay, but I shall now.

Millennium Puzzle Glows

Yugi: YU-GI-OH!

Kaiba: By my troth! Yugi's darker and eviler personality has taken over him. My crime against him must be great!

Yugi: Full of Vexation am I!

Picks up gauntlet an slaps Kaiba across the face with it

Yugi: I have excepted your challenge swine, so prepare to duel.

Tea: Yugi we have faith in you. As long as your friends stand beside you, you can win.

Yugi: Silence irksome, cheerleading, wench. Hie from my sight.

Tristen: Fear not, I shall drag this lunatic from your side.

Exeunt Tristen and Tea

Kaiba: All right its time to duel. Game Start!

Ten minutes later

Kaiba: Woe is me!

Yugi: Thou should not have challenged me.

Joey: Come hither Yugi, I shall buy you a hamburger to celibate your victory.

Yugi: In all things good and right in this world, I love hamburgers. Adieu Kaiba!

Exeunt Joey and Yugi

Kaiba: Why is life so unfair?

(A.N.)If you want to know what all the Shakespearean words are just let me know... I just figured that your smart people ^_^