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the characters for our story for a little while... ;) *wink*
Dark Evrae: Wheeee! Sorry it's taken so long to update people! School hasn't been kind to Darkfire or me and we've had piles and piles of work to do, but most of it is out of the way now so updating shouldn't be a problem! ^_^
Darkfire: School is soooo bad! =( I nearly died from having to do all that work! Anyways, we liked all of your reviews but it's difficult to write about so many people interacting at one time so we've chosen two people to get used to writing about people and we're gonna try and fit most people in the upcoming chapters, so don't worry if you weren't chosen this chapter! You'll most likely get chosen when the story becomes more interesting, like when Evrae's evil grandma come comes to stay!!! =D MWAHAHAHA!!!*Evil laugh!*
Dark Evrae: Ooooh how I hate the evil grandma! *Shivers* Right! So please enjoy the second instalment of 'Bringing down the house!' Slight OOCness again... =) (Evrae's A/N: My Grandma isn't really evil, in reality she is a very kind person whom I love dearly and if by any chance she is reading this story then I apologize greatly. We needed something good to happen and what better than an evil Grandma? =) Thanks for listening people! *Jumps off soapbox...*
Chapter 2= "Sleepovers, pillow fights and bacon in the soap? Say hello to Kitten, Woran and Frieza!!!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Thing's in Evrae's world had certainly taken a turn for the worst. The most fearsome, deadly (and hungry) Dragonball Z characters were staying over for Kami knows how long and it didn't look like they'd be leaving anytime soon. Her front room was trashed, along with her beloved PS2 that a certain Android had put his foot through, her pet fish were traumatized after nearly being eaten by a pink demon and everything that was even slightly edible had been devoured by the two Super Saiyans. On top of that she had her grandma coming over on Sunday, the one that she hated the most. She was older than the hills and just as nasty, one hillbilly old grandma that you wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of... It was Friday night and it was getting pretty late, around 10pm. Darkfire was curled up on the ruined sofa next to Vegeta, watching a corny horror movie together. Every so often she would scream and latch onto Vegeta's shoulder, even though Teletubbies was about ten times scarier than this particular film. Piccolo was meditating in the corner of the room, wincing whenever Darkfire squealed, Goku was chomping through the last pieces of food in the house, Evrae was scolding Android 17 for breaking the PS2 and Majin Buu was still nowhere to be seen...
*Ding Dong!* went the doorbell suddenly, Goku's sensitive saiyan ears pricked up at the sound and dropped the apple he was eating onto the floor. "I'll get it!" He cried enthusiastically, then jumped up and used his instant translocation to get to the door first. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed the two girls, making Piccolo jump out of his skin but Goku had already opened the door, revealing... "PIZZA DELIVERY!" cried two young men, who looked like rejects out of Men In Black and were carrying about ten different pizza boxes between them. Goku licked his lips and snatched some of the pizzas while Vegeta appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the rest. "Who the fuck ordered Pizza!?" yelled Evrae in disbelief as the Pizzamen handed her the $45 bill. Evrae groaned and reluctantly she paid the Pizza- Men In Black and they left... Goku and Vegeta rushed back into the front room with their ill-gotten gains and a furious Evrae was hot on their tail... "Who the hell ordered Pizza!? I just had to pay those goons with the last of my Birthday money!" wailed the distraught girl. Goku and Vegeta shrugged their shoulders innocently and practically inhaled the pizzas. In the time it took to blink an eye all that was left were ten empty boxes spotted with cheese grease. Goku smiled happily and yawned, patting his bloated tummy... "That hit the spot! I'm gonna like living here until we get back!" he grinned, yawned again and curled up in the chair to go to sleep. Evrae gulped, staring at the Super Saiyan in disbelief, wondering how on earth she was going to be able to feed him, as well as Vegeta and that great pink fiend... How long was it going to take until she could figure out what happened and be able to send them back? "What if we can't do it and they end up staying here for the rest of their lives???" she shivered at the thought and prayed to Kami that would never happen...
Darkfire yawned from her place on the sofa and looked at Evrae. "Who did order all those pizzas anyway?" she asked, equally curious about the whole situation. A content Vegeta was curled up fast asleep next to Darkfire, grumbling in his sleep every now and again whenever Darkfire decided to poke him. "...I don't know. It couldn't have been Goku or Vegeta who ordered the Pizza's, I've been watching them eat all day long..." said Evrae in reply, rubbing her head and trying to sort her exausted brain out. Darkfire thought for a moment, then jabbed Vegeta in the ribs one last time and looked at all the suspicious people in the room... Piccolo couldn't have been the one to order them, he didn't even know what a phone was. Android 17 was the most likely culprit but he had been keeping away from everything technical ever since Evrae gave him the scolding of the century for breaking her PS2. That left Majin Buu and he hadn't been seen since the fish incident... "...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Darkfire very quietly. Evrae nodded back, it was suspicious that Majin Buu hadn't been seen for a while. Very suspicious. Things went quiet. You could practically hear the wheels turning in their heads as the girls begun to think what must have happened...
Suddenly the doorbell went again, breaking the girl's train of thought. *Ding Dong!* "Stupid doorbell! I should find out where it is and smash the little asshole!" thought Evrae angrily, oh how she hated that doorbell! From the corner of her eye she saw Goku waking up to answer the doorbell. "Oh no you don't!" she yelled and tackled the sleepy Super Saiyan to the floor, unwilling to answer to anymore pizzamen, even if the pizzas were free... "Hey! I just wanna answer the door!" whined Goku, thrashing to get away, then he turned to Android 17 who was already running to answer it. "Run 17 run!!!!" yelled Goku, egging the deranged Android on. "Stop him!" wailed Evrae as the Android raced to the front door before anyone could do a thing about it. "ANDROID 17! DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!" screamed Darkfire but the evil Android had already flung it open . Standing in the doorway was a fairly tall girl, even taller than Evrae. She had a friendly grin and she had long blonde hair with green eyes and she was wearing black pants and a black t-shirt with 'Well, La Dee F*%&$ing Da!' on the front. She stared back at the Android who was staring at her and she introduced herself... "Hiya! I'm Brittnie. My car broke down and I'm stranded until I can get it fixed, can I stay for a day or two? Pleeaaaseeeee????" then she realized it was Android 17 standing in front of her and she went pale, very pale, then she flushed red and glomped him. "OMG!!!... Android 17!!!!" she screamed shrilly. Evrae and Darkfire squeezed out of the front door and were greeted by the new girl, who was practically strangling the insanely powerful android... "OMG! How come Android 17's here in your house!? Are there more DBZ people in there!?" she said eagerly, surprising the two girls with a hyperness that rivaled even Darkfire herself. "You bet! It's like a space zoo in here!" said Darkfire. "Alright but do you really wanna stay? Even Majin Buu is here! You know, the evil one!" said Evrae, hoping that the new girl would take heed. Brittnie's eyes lit up evily and flashed a devilish grin. "You bet!!!!" She squealed and waltzed into the house of horrors...(Brittnie mentioned she likes being called Kitten better so that's what she's gonna be called from now on! ^_^)
Evrae and Darkfire explained the whole situation to Kitten, about the T.V fizzing out and Evrae's fit, which led to the summoning of Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Android 17 and Majin Buu. Kitten looked around the room at various DBZ people in wonder, staring at Android 17 the longest, who was looking at the wall as if it were the most interesting thing in the world. Suddenly Kitten whooshed her hand up into the air as if to ask a question, narrowly missing Piccolo's jawbone. "Where is Majin Buu anyway? You said he's here but I don't see him..." Darkfire opened her mouth then closed it. Evrae thought hard for a moment and looked at Darkfire in shock, remembering what they were talking about earlier... "Majin Buu!!!" The two girls cried in unison and ran up the stairs into Evrae's parent's bedroom, with Kitten following closely behind. Evrae gulped, whipped open the door and looked around the room cautiously. There, parking his holy ass up on the double bed was Majin Buu himself, playing with the upstairs phone! He looked up at the girls as they walked in to confront him and he grinned, showing them what he had just discovered... He dialled a random number and waited as it rang several times, then the person on the other line picked up the phone and said "Hello...?" Majin Buu giggled and said "Knock knock!" down the phone loudly. The person on the other line went very quiet and said "...Who's there?" curiously. Buu smiled naughtily and whispered "Buu!" down the line. The person went even quieter and whispered back. "Buu who?" Buu jumped up and screeched down the phone, making whoever was on the other line jump out of their skin. "Awwww don't cry! Everyone has to die sometime!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Then he slammed the phone down and bounced up and down on the bed in victory...
Evrae blinked, absolutely astonished, too shocked to be able to do anything else. Kitten giggled, not knowing whether to laugh or shout but Darkfire flushed red with anger and really let rip. "MAJIN BUU!!! YOU CAN'T GO AROUND PHONING EVERYONE UP AND THREATENING TO KILL THEM!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?" she screeched, however her voice was hoarse and just made her sound squeaky. Majin Buu just stared at her blankly and started jumping on the bed again... "Fun place! Buu like much! Buu like girls who take care of Buu!" he screeched excitedly and paused when he saw the new girl... "OOOOH! New Girl! Buu like girls lots!!! Wheee!" And then the pink devil leapt over the scowling Darkfire, he knew he was in major trouble and he ran downstairs as fast as he could, laughing like a fog-horn all the way... "Things ARE worse then we expected..." muttered Evrae tiredly and followed after the insane pink demon, wondering what the hell he would do next... Things were calm for a little while after that. Darkfire had gone home to gather her stuff and came back to stay for several days and the sleeping places were finally decided. Evrae was staying in her own room and Darkfire had brung her sleeping bag and was going to camp with her, Kitten was going to stay in the spare room, Goku and Piccolo were in the Parent's room, Vegeta was still sleeping on the sofa, Majin Buu had mysteriously vanished once again and Android 17 was going to stay where he wanted. Evrae stretched and yawned for a moment and went to the bathroom to brush her teeth, it *would* have been OK except for the fact that the phone rang in her absence...
Vegeta snapped awake and glared at the offending machine for daring to interrupt his beauty sleep, everyone watched it as it rang, hoping that somebody would pick it up. For some reason the phone was giving off this bad aura and even the humans could sense it. Finally Darkfire gulped and picked up the dreaded phone, wondering who it was... "H...Hello?" she said nervously, everyone was watching her and she didn't like it one bit. Darkfire bit her lip and giggled quietly. "Oh no! It's Evrae's grandma! Quick, pretend to be Evrae!" she thought to herself harshly. Darkfire nodded and tried to speak into the phone again, only to be interupted by grandma. "Evrae? Is that you? Good! Now listen! I won't be coming over on Sunday, instead I'll be coming on Tuesday because of the damned traffic... Are you listening to me!?" screeched the old crone, practically deafening poor Darkfire. "Y..Yes Grandma!" she said with a shaky voice, hoping to fool the old witch. "Evrae? You sound funny, are you sick!? Because if you are..." The poor girl shook her head quickly. "No Grandma! I've just a bit tired, it is the middle of the night after all..." The angry old woman butted in angrily. "Don't get smart with me girl! Anyway I'll see you on Tuesday, don't think I won't be telling your parents about this!" then the old witch slammed the phone down and everyone sighed with relief. At least it was good news, they had more time to figure out how to send the DBZ characters back. "Poor poor Evrae..." muttered Android 17 quietly. Darkfire just giggled and Goku peered over the sofa fearfully. "Gosh that woman was scary! Almost as bad as Chi Chi!" he said, then he farted in shock. (Pizza flatulence) Unfortunately Kitten was hiding behind him and was the first to know what just happened... "WOOOOOAHHHWOOOO! Goku! Was that you!? You gotta warn people before you crack one off like that! I mean, my mouth was open and everything!!!" she cried, holding her nose in distaste... "Quick! Stink alert! Everybody out!" screamed Evrae, who had just appeared at the doorway and everyone but Android 17 (Who wasn't able to smell bad things) rushed out of the danger zone, then Evrae opened all the windows and hoped the smell would leave quickly...
Some time later, the smell had vanished and everything was calm once more, well, as calm as it could get... Suddenly a distressed cry called out to the mistresses of the house. "Hey girls! You'd better come and see this!" cried Android 17 from the front room, he sounded kinda worried. Maybe Goku had eaten a pillow in his sleep, thinking it was a marshmallow and had choaked to death. Knowing how unpredictable their new 'friends' were the three girls rushed back into the front room, expecting something terrible, maybe Piccolo or Android 17 had killed someone. They looked around the room for dead bodies and signs of carnage but could see nothing out of place. Goku and Vegeta were still curled up sound asleep and the room was still messy with damaged furniture and pizza boxes... Then the two girls saw that Piccolo and Android 17 were staring up at the ceiling, Darkfire looked up to see what they staring at and there was a swirling vortex where the light in the ceiling used to be... "Cool... It's a pretty thing!" breathed Darkfire and indeed it was! The colors were bright and vibrant, changing every so often and it glowed gently... She giggled and looked around the room, grabbing the half-eaten apple that Goku had dropped earlier and tossed it into the swirling vortex, which sucked it up. The apple whizzed into the vortex, screaming round and round like a tiny jet fighter, then it twisted out of proportion for a moment and popped, vanishing instantly. For a moment nothing happened and then suddenly a strange looking girl was spat out from the swirling void and landed into the centre of the room with a loud thud (!). She lay on the ground completely motionless and Piccolo, Android 17 and the three girls crowded around for a closer look... Upon closer inspection she was kinda tall with soft white hair and pointed ears, wearing black clothes and carrying two menacing looking Katana's on her back...
"...Is that even legal?" Whispered Darkfire excitedly, pointing at the gleaming weapons on the girl's back. She bent down and gently shook the girl's shoulder but she didn't wake up. "Be careful!" hissed Evrae, yanking Darkfire by the shirt back to safety behind Piccolo's back... "...Do you think she's dead?" whispered the Namek, intrigued by this new person's arrival. "I dunno, poke her or something! We don't have all night!" whispered Darkfire. Piccolo shrugged and then bent down and gently tugged at one of the girl's ears, recieving an interesting response. Suddenly the new girl squealed in shock as the Namek's cold hands tweaked her ear and she sat up quickly, dazed from the heavy fall. She cracked opened a sky- blue eye, coming face to face with the Namekian warrior and stared back at him with equal curiously. "Hi there! Who are you?" asked Evrae, peeking over Piccolo's shoulder, surprised at the new girl's arrival... The new girl looked at her for a second then broke out into a devilish grin, flashing sharp white teeth. She pulled herself up off the floor up and bowed like a graceful noblewoman... "Hi there! I'm Woran, pleased to meet you..." she said eagerly. Then she paused and stared back up at the vortex, which had now closed... "Oh no! The portal back to my world has gone! May I stay here in your home for a while? Just until I get it comes back again?..." she asked, pulling her most powerful puppy eyed look. Evrae couldn't ever resist that look and gave in... What was another person in the house anyway? There was plenty of room for one more person... "Sure, make yourself at home Woran!" she said with a grin and Woran squealed in delight...(Yadi Yadi Ya, then another introduction explaining everything, we can't be bothered writing about that when it's not needed..=) Woran was floating next to a meditating Piccolo thinking the whole situation over... (I bet your wondering who somebody other than a Z character can float, well lets just say Woran is a girl of many many talents! =) "Wow... I didn't realize how one person could be responsible for summoning so many powerful fighters... What if they go out of control and wreak havoc across the world?" she said, pointing at Android 17 gravely, who was smiling at the scorch mark where the PS2 used to be... Then she turned back to Evrae with a grave face... "You have doomed us all!" she cried dramatically. "Don't look at me, the T.V started it!!!" yelled Evrae, astonished once more...
Suddenly the portal above them flared open again, interrupting the girl's argument and then it flung out a familar figure onto the floor behind the crowd... "AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU CAN BEHAVE!!!" screamed a red faced devil that had appeared in place of the vortex, the devil was none other than King Yemma himself! The guardian of the Otherworld! "What the hell is he doing in my ceiling!? Go away you horrible people!!! Stop stalking me and my house!!!" thought Evrae angrily. Then King Yemma turned to her with an angry face that just spelt trouble... "Well I hope you're happy Evrae Altana!!! (Uh oh! He used my full nick name!!!) You have no idea how much trouble you just caused me! Don't think I won't forget this when you come into the Otherworld to be judged, you're lucky if I even decide to send you to HFIL!!! But if you take care of this... thing, until I get sorted out then I MAY let you go to the Otherworld when you die... Then King Yemma bent down and whispered in Evrae's ear... *Here are some instructions and if you get into any trouble then just ask Goku to help OK?*" then King Yemma's hairy mug vanished in a puff of glittery red smoke, a piece of paper appeared on the floor and the vortex vanished as if nothing had ever happened... Everyone blinked, not sure what just happened. "...What the hell was that all about?..." whispered Darkfire in disbelief. "I dunno but I guess I'm in even more trouble!" Evrae muttered. She turned around to see who came out of the portal and saw it was none other than that white lizard himself, Frieza! Frieza sat up and stared at Darkfire, who was staring at him with a shocked face. He tilted his head curiously, narrowed his eyes and thumped his tail on the floor, showing he was obviously unhappy about the whole situation. Suddenly Darkfire found her senses and went red with rage and screaming at the top of her lungs, shimmied ten feet around the white lizard, continuing to scream all the way and dived onto the sofa behind the sleeping Vegeta. Frieza grinned evily, he had only been here for a minute and already he was doing bad stuff... Evrae looked at Darkfire, then at Frieza, then at the piece of paper on the floor, then back at Frieza again. Then her brain clicked. "Frieza! What are you doing in my house!? Where are all these people coming from?" wailed Evrae. Frieza shrugged his shiny shoulders, stood up and started dusting himself off. Evrae walked over to the piece of paper which was lying on the floor in all innocence. It was crudely sealed with crumbling red wax and the paper had a weird wand inside it. She ripped it off and together she and Darkfire read it...
Dear Evrae, the cause of all this trouble...
You have been chosen to take care of Criminal 241263, otherwise known as Frieza until further notice. Our sources tell us you know all about Frieza so we won't bother telling you to watch out as you'll know just how evil and nasty he can be. Also, because you have Goku and all the strong fighters watching out for you you shouldn't have any real trouble looking after him until further notice. Should you refuse taking care of Frieza then I'll do something so bad when I judge you that I haven't even thought of it yet but if you agree then I'll forgive the trouble you have caused me. I have placed a curse on Frieza so he won't be able to harm anybody, but if he is bad or you just want some fun, just whack him with this magic wand and it'll cause him pain. Have fun!
Sincerely, Lord and Master of the Otherworld, King Yemma the 3rd...
"How dare he!! I did not cause all this trouble!!! All I did was throw the remote at the T.V!!!" screamed Evrae, shocked at the injustice. Darkfire exploded with laughter, snatched the wand from her hand and chased after Frieza with it. Frieza knew he was in trouble and ran up the stairs as fast as possible to get away from the dangerously hyper girl. Kitten grinned, knowing what fun this trip was going to be and stalked after Android 17. Woran shook her head and started to meditate with Piccolo. Vegeta grunted from his place on the sofa and Goku walked back to the kitchen, hoping to find some food he may have missed... Evrae sighed and decided it was time for her to go to sleep. She changed into her PJ's and waltzed into the bathroom to wash up... She grabbed a suspicious looking piece of soap, soaked it and begun to rub her face with it when all of a suddenly it vanished into thin air... ~The hell!?~ she thought when she suddenly realized she was rubbing her face with a rasher of soapy bacon(!) "Disgusting!!! Why is there bacon in the soap!!!??!!!???" she cried angrily but nobody was listening to her so she went into her bedroom and flopped heavily onto her lovely soft bed... "Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse..." muttered Evrae to herself, then closed her eyes and fell asleep, leaving the world of carnage behind her to sort itself out...
End of chapter 2... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dark Duo: Ummmmm... that was just strange, but it was kinda fun to write!!! Although it wasn't as funny as the last chapter, we tried really hard but school is stressing us out and even the thought of a farting Goku isn't as funny anymore...=( Now that we are sorta used to writing about people it should get better! =D We don't want anymore people asking to join for a while just yet but later on we'll ask again. We would really love to hear your ideas and opinions to improve the story even more! Not long until Grandma arrives now, what will we do indeed? See ya next chapter in 'Bringing down the house!'
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Dark Evrae: Wheeee! Sorry it's taken so long to update people! School hasn't been kind to Darkfire or me and we've had piles and piles of work to do, but most of it is out of the way now so updating shouldn't be a problem! ^_^
Darkfire: School is soooo bad! =( I nearly died from having to do all that work! Anyways, we liked all of your reviews but it's difficult to write about so many people interacting at one time so we've chosen two people to get used to writing about people and we're gonna try and fit most people in the upcoming chapters, so don't worry if you weren't chosen this chapter! You'll most likely get chosen when the story becomes more interesting, like when Evrae's evil grandma come comes to stay!!! =D MWAHAHAHA!!!*Evil laugh!*
Dark Evrae: Ooooh how I hate the evil grandma! *Shivers* Right! So please enjoy the second instalment of 'Bringing down the house!' Slight OOCness again... =) (Evrae's A/N: My Grandma isn't really evil, in reality she is a very kind person whom I love dearly and if by any chance she is reading this story then I apologize greatly. We needed something good to happen and what better than an evil Grandma? =) Thanks for listening people! *Jumps off soapbox...*
Chapter 2= "Sleepovers, pillow fights and bacon in the soap? Say hello to Kitten, Woran and Frieza!!!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Thing's in Evrae's world had certainly taken a turn for the worst. The most fearsome, deadly (and hungry) Dragonball Z characters were staying over for Kami knows how long and it didn't look like they'd be leaving anytime soon. Her front room was trashed, along with her beloved PS2 that a certain Android had put his foot through, her pet fish were traumatized after nearly being eaten by a pink demon and everything that was even slightly edible had been devoured by the two Super Saiyans. On top of that she had her grandma coming over on Sunday, the one that she hated the most. She was older than the hills and just as nasty, one hillbilly old grandma that you wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of... It was Friday night and it was getting pretty late, around 10pm. Darkfire was curled up on the ruined sofa next to Vegeta, watching a corny horror movie together. Every so often she would scream and latch onto Vegeta's shoulder, even though Teletubbies was about ten times scarier than this particular film. Piccolo was meditating in the corner of the room, wincing whenever Darkfire squealed, Goku was chomping through the last pieces of food in the house, Evrae was scolding Android 17 for breaking the PS2 and Majin Buu was still nowhere to be seen...
*Ding Dong!* went the doorbell suddenly, Goku's sensitive saiyan ears pricked up at the sound and dropped the apple he was eating onto the floor. "I'll get it!" He cried enthusiastically, then jumped up and used his instant translocation to get to the door first. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed the two girls, making Piccolo jump out of his skin but Goku had already opened the door, revealing... "PIZZA DELIVERY!" cried two young men, who looked like rejects out of Men In Black and were carrying about ten different pizza boxes between them. Goku licked his lips and snatched some of the pizzas while Vegeta appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the rest. "Who the fuck ordered Pizza!?" yelled Evrae in disbelief as the Pizzamen handed her the $45 bill. Evrae groaned and reluctantly she paid the Pizza- Men In Black and they left... Goku and Vegeta rushed back into the front room with their ill-gotten gains and a furious Evrae was hot on their tail... "Who the hell ordered Pizza!? I just had to pay those goons with the last of my Birthday money!" wailed the distraught girl. Goku and Vegeta shrugged their shoulders innocently and practically inhaled the pizzas. In the time it took to blink an eye all that was left were ten empty boxes spotted with cheese grease. Goku smiled happily and yawned, patting his bloated tummy... "That hit the spot! I'm gonna like living here until we get back!" he grinned, yawned again and curled up in the chair to go to sleep. Evrae gulped, staring at the Super Saiyan in disbelief, wondering how on earth she was going to be able to feed him, as well as Vegeta and that great pink fiend... How long was it going to take until she could figure out what happened and be able to send them back? "What if we can't do it and they end up staying here for the rest of their lives???" she shivered at the thought and prayed to Kami that would never happen...
Darkfire yawned from her place on the sofa and looked at Evrae. "Who did order all those pizzas anyway?" she asked, equally curious about the whole situation. A content Vegeta was curled up fast asleep next to Darkfire, grumbling in his sleep every now and again whenever Darkfire decided to poke him. "...I don't know. It couldn't have been Goku or Vegeta who ordered the Pizza's, I've been watching them eat all day long..." said Evrae in reply, rubbing her head and trying to sort her exausted brain out. Darkfire thought for a moment, then jabbed Vegeta in the ribs one last time and looked at all the suspicious people in the room... Piccolo couldn't have been the one to order them, he didn't even know what a phone was. Android 17 was the most likely culprit but he had been keeping away from everything technical ever since Evrae gave him the scolding of the century for breaking her PS2. That left Majin Buu and he hadn't been seen since the fish incident... "...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Darkfire very quietly. Evrae nodded back, it was suspicious that Majin Buu hadn't been seen for a while. Very suspicious. Things went quiet. You could practically hear the wheels turning in their heads as the girls begun to think what must have happened...
Suddenly the doorbell went again, breaking the girl's train of thought. *Ding Dong!* "Stupid doorbell! I should find out where it is and smash the little asshole!" thought Evrae angrily, oh how she hated that doorbell! From the corner of her eye she saw Goku waking up to answer the doorbell. "Oh no you don't!" she yelled and tackled the sleepy Super Saiyan to the floor, unwilling to answer to anymore pizzamen, even if the pizzas were free... "Hey! I just wanna answer the door!" whined Goku, thrashing to get away, then he turned to Android 17 who was already running to answer it. "Run 17 run!!!!" yelled Goku, egging the deranged Android on. "Stop him!" wailed Evrae as the Android raced to the front door before anyone could do a thing about it. "ANDROID 17! DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!" screamed Darkfire but the evil Android had already flung it open . Standing in the doorway was a fairly tall girl, even taller than Evrae. She had a friendly grin and she had long blonde hair with green eyes and she was wearing black pants and a black t-shirt with 'Well, La Dee F*%&$ing Da!' on the front. She stared back at the Android who was staring at her and she introduced herself... "Hiya! I'm Brittnie. My car broke down and I'm stranded until I can get it fixed, can I stay for a day or two? Pleeaaaseeeee????" then she realized it was Android 17 standing in front of her and she went pale, very pale, then she flushed red and glomped him. "OMG!!!... Android 17!!!!" she screamed shrilly. Evrae and Darkfire squeezed out of the front door and were greeted by the new girl, who was practically strangling the insanely powerful android... "OMG! How come Android 17's here in your house!? Are there more DBZ people in there!?" she said eagerly, surprising the two girls with a hyperness that rivaled even Darkfire herself. "You bet! It's like a space zoo in here!" said Darkfire. "Alright but do you really wanna stay? Even Majin Buu is here! You know, the evil one!" said Evrae, hoping that the new girl would take heed. Brittnie's eyes lit up evily and flashed a devilish grin. "You bet!!!!" She squealed and waltzed into the house of horrors...(Brittnie mentioned she likes being called Kitten better so that's what she's gonna be called from now on! ^_^)
Evrae and Darkfire explained the whole situation to Kitten, about the T.V fizzing out and Evrae's fit, which led to the summoning of Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Android 17 and Majin Buu. Kitten looked around the room at various DBZ people in wonder, staring at Android 17 the longest, who was looking at the wall as if it were the most interesting thing in the world. Suddenly Kitten whooshed her hand up into the air as if to ask a question, narrowly missing Piccolo's jawbone. "Where is Majin Buu anyway? You said he's here but I don't see him..." Darkfire opened her mouth then closed it. Evrae thought hard for a moment and looked at Darkfire in shock, remembering what they were talking about earlier... "Majin Buu!!!" The two girls cried in unison and ran up the stairs into Evrae's parent's bedroom, with Kitten following closely behind. Evrae gulped, whipped open the door and looked around the room cautiously. There, parking his holy ass up on the double bed was Majin Buu himself, playing with the upstairs phone! He looked up at the girls as they walked in to confront him and he grinned, showing them what he had just discovered... He dialled a random number and waited as it rang several times, then the person on the other line picked up the phone and said "Hello...?" Majin Buu giggled and said "Knock knock!" down the phone loudly. The person on the other line went very quiet and said "...Who's there?" curiously. Buu smiled naughtily and whispered "Buu!" down the line. The person went even quieter and whispered back. "Buu who?" Buu jumped up and screeched down the phone, making whoever was on the other line jump out of their skin. "Awwww don't cry! Everyone has to die sometime!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Then he slammed the phone down and bounced up and down on the bed in victory...
Evrae blinked, absolutely astonished, too shocked to be able to do anything else. Kitten giggled, not knowing whether to laugh or shout but Darkfire flushed red with anger and really let rip. "MAJIN BUU!!! YOU CAN'T GO AROUND PHONING EVERYONE UP AND THREATENING TO KILL THEM!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?" she screeched, however her voice was hoarse and just made her sound squeaky. Majin Buu just stared at her blankly and started jumping on the bed again... "Fun place! Buu like much! Buu like girls who take care of Buu!" he screeched excitedly and paused when he saw the new girl... "OOOOH! New Girl! Buu like girls lots!!! Wheee!" And then the pink devil leapt over the scowling Darkfire, he knew he was in major trouble and he ran downstairs as fast as he could, laughing like a fog-horn all the way... "Things ARE worse then we expected..." muttered Evrae tiredly and followed after the insane pink demon, wondering what the hell he would do next... Things were calm for a little while after that. Darkfire had gone home to gather her stuff and came back to stay for several days and the sleeping places were finally decided. Evrae was staying in her own room and Darkfire had brung her sleeping bag and was going to camp with her, Kitten was going to stay in the spare room, Goku and Piccolo were in the Parent's room, Vegeta was still sleeping on the sofa, Majin Buu had mysteriously vanished once again and Android 17 was going to stay where he wanted. Evrae stretched and yawned for a moment and went to the bathroom to brush her teeth, it *would* have been OK except for the fact that the phone rang in her absence...
Vegeta snapped awake and glared at the offending machine for daring to interrupt his beauty sleep, everyone watched it as it rang, hoping that somebody would pick it up. For some reason the phone was giving off this bad aura and even the humans could sense it. Finally Darkfire gulped and picked up the dreaded phone, wondering who it was... "H...Hello?" she said nervously, everyone was watching her and she didn't like it one bit. Darkfire bit her lip and giggled quietly. "Oh no! It's Evrae's grandma! Quick, pretend to be Evrae!" she thought to herself harshly. Darkfire nodded and tried to speak into the phone again, only to be interupted by grandma. "Evrae? Is that you? Good! Now listen! I won't be coming over on Sunday, instead I'll be coming on Tuesday because of the damned traffic... Are you listening to me!?" screeched the old crone, practically deafening poor Darkfire. "Y..Yes Grandma!" she said with a shaky voice, hoping to fool the old witch. "Evrae? You sound funny, are you sick!? Because if you are..." The poor girl shook her head quickly. "No Grandma! I've just a bit tired, it is the middle of the night after all..." The angry old woman butted in angrily. "Don't get smart with me girl! Anyway I'll see you on Tuesday, don't think I won't be telling your parents about this!" then the old witch slammed the phone down and everyone sighed with relief. At least it was good news, they had more time to figure out how to send the DBZ characters back. "Poor poor Evrae..." muttered Android 17 quietly. Darkfire just giggled and Goku peered over the sofa fearfully. "Gosh that woman was scary! Almost as bad as Chi Chi!" he said, then he farted in shock. (Pizza flatulence) Unfortunately Kitten was hiding behind him and was the first to know what just happened... "WOOOOOAHHHWOOOO! Goku! Was that you!? You gotta warn people before you crack one off like that! I mean, my mouth was open and everything!!!" she cried, holding her nose in distaste... "Quick! Stink alert! Everybody out!" screamed Evrae, who had just appeared at the doorway and everyone but Android 17 (Who wasn't able to smell bad things) rushed out of the danger zone, then Evrae opened all the windows and hoped the smell would leave quickly...
Some time later, the smell had vanished and everything was calm once more, well, as calm as it could get... Suddenly a distressed cry called out to the mistresses of the house. "Hey girls! You'd better come and see this!" cried Android 17 from the front room, he sounded kinda worried. Maybe Goku had eaten a pillow in his sleep, thinking it was a marshmallow and had choaked to death. Knowing how unpredictable their new 'friends' were the three girls rushed back into the front room, expecting something terrible, maybe Piccolo or Android 17 had killed someone. They looked around the room for dead bodies and signs of carnage but could see nothing out of place. Goku and Vegeta were still curled up sound asleep and the room was still messy with damaged furniture and pizza boxes... Then the two girls saw that Piccolo and Android 17 were staring up at the ceiling, Darkfire looked up to see what they staring at and there was a swirling vortex where the light in the ceiling used to be... "Cool... It's a pretty thing!" breathed Darkfire and indeed it was! The colors were bright and vibrant, changing every so often and it glowed gently... She giggled and looked around the room, grabbing the half-eaten apple that Goku had dropped earlier and tossed it into the swirling vortex, which sucked it up. The apple whizzed into the vortex, screaming round and round like a tiny jet fighter, then it twisted out of proportion for a moment and popped, vanishing instantly. For a moment nothing happened and then suddenly a strange looking girl was spat out from the swirling void and landed into the centre of the room with a loud thud (!). She lay on the ground completely motionless and Piccolo, Android 17 and the three girls crowded around for a closer look... Upon closer inspection she was kinda tall with soft white hair and pointed ears, wearing black clothes and carrying two menacing looking Katana's on her back...
"...Is that even legal?" Whispered Darkfire excitedly, pointing at the gleaming weapons on the girl's back. She bent down and gently shook the girl's shoulder but she didn't wake up. "Be careful!" hissed Evrae, yanking Darkfire by the shirt back to safety behind Piccolo's back... "...Do you think she's dead?" whispered the Namek, intrigued by this new person's arrival. "I dunno, poke her or something! We don't have all night!" whispered Darkfire. Piccolo shrugged and then bent down and gently tugged at one of the girl's ears, recieving an interesting response. Suddenly the new girl squealed in shock as the Namek's cold hands tweaked her ear and she sat up quickly, dazed from the heavy fall. She cracked opened a sky- blue eye, coming face to face with the Namekian warrior and stared back at him with equal curiously. "Hi there! Who are you?" asked Evrae, peeking over Piccolo's shoulder, surprised at the new girl's arrival... The new girl looked at her for a second then broke out into a devilish grin, flashing sharp white teeth. She pulled herself up off the floor up and bowed like a graceful noblewoman... "Hi there! I'm Woran, pleased to meet you..." she said eagerly. Then she paused and stared back up at the vortex, which had now closed... "Oh no! The portal back to my world has gone! May I stay here in your home for a while? Just until I get it comes back again?..." she asked, pulling her most powerful puppy eyed look. Evrae couldn't ever resist that look and gave in... What was another person in the house anyway? There was plenty of room for one more person... "Sure, make yourself at home Woran!" she said with a grin and Woran squealed in delight...(Yadi Yadi Ya, then another introduction explaining everything, we can't be bothered writing about that when it's not needed..=) Woran was floating next to a meditating Piccolo thinking the whole situation over... (I bet your wondering who somebody other than a Z character can float, well lets just say Woran is a girl of many many talents! =) "Wow... I didn't realize how one person could be responsible for summoning so many powerful fighters... What if they go out of control and wreak havoc across the world?" she said, pointing at Android 17 gravely, who was smiling at the scorch mark where the PS2 used to be... Then she turned back to Evrae with a grave face... "You have doomed us all!" she cried dramatically. "Don't look at me, the T.V started it!!!" yelled Evrae, astonished once more...
Suddenly the portal above them flared open again, interrupting the girl's argument and then it flung out a familar figure onto the floor behind the crowd... "AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU CAN BEHAVE!!!" screamed a red faced devil that had appeared in place of the vortex, the devil was none other than King Yemma himself! The guardian of the Otherworld! "What the hell is he doing in my ceiling!? Go away you horrible people!!! Stop stalking me and my house!!!" thought Evrae angrily. Then King Yemma turned to her with an angry face that just spelt trouble... "Well I hope you're happy Evrae Altana!!! (Uh oh! He used my full nick name!!!) You have no idea how much trouble you just caused me! Don't think I won't forget this when you come into the Otherworld to be judged, you're lucky if I even decide to send you to HFIL!!! But if you take care of this... thing, until I get sorted out then I MAY let you go to the Otherworld when you die... Then King Yemma bent down and whispered in Evrae's ear... *Here are some instructions and if you get into any trouble then just ask Goku to help OK?*" then King Yemma's hairy mug vanished in a puff of glittery red smoke, a piece of paper appeared on the floor and the vortex vanished as if nothing had ever happened... Everyone blinked, not sure what just happened. "...What the hell was that all about?..." whispered Darkfire in disbelief. "I dunno but I guess I'm in even more trouble!" Evrae muttered. She turned around to see who came out of the portal and saw it was none other than that white lizard himself, Frieza! Frieza sat up and stared at Darkfire, who was staring at him with a shocked face. He tilted his head curiously, narrowed his eyes and thumped his tail on the floor, showing he was obviously unhappy about the whole situation. Suddenly Darkfire found her senses and went red with rage and screaming at the top of her lungs, shimmied ten feet around the white lizard, continuing to scream all the way and dived onto the sofa behind the sleeping Vegeta. Frieza grinned evily, he had only been here for a minute and already he was doing bad stuff... Evrae looked at Darkfire, then at Frieza, then at the piece of paper on the floor, then back at Frieza again. Then her brain clicked. "Frieza! What are you doing in my house!? Where are all these people coming from?" wailed Evrae. Frieza shrugged his shiny shoulders, stood up and started dusting himself off. Evrae walked over to the piece of paper which was lying on the floor in all innocence. It was crudely sealed with crumbling red wax and the paper had a weird wand inside it. She ripped it off and together she and Darkfire read it...
Dear Evrae, the cause of all this trouble...
You have been chosen to take care of Criminal 241263, otherwise known as Frieza until further notice. Our sources tell us you know all about Frieza so we won't bother telling you to watch out as you'll know just how evil and nasty he can be. Also, because you have Goku and all the strong fighters watching out for you you shouldn't have any real trouble looking after him until further notice. Should you refuse taking care of Frieza then I'll do something so bad when I judge you that I haven't even thought of it yet but if you agree then I'll forgive the trouble you have caused me. I have placed a curse on Frieza so he won't be able to harm anybody, but if he is bad or you just want some fun, just whack him with this magic wand and it'll cause him pain. Have fun!
Sincerely, Lord and Master of the Otherworld, King Yemma the 3rd...
"How dare he!! I did not cause all this trouble!!! All I did was throw the remote at the T.V!!!" screamed Evrae, shocked at the injustice. Darkfire exploded with laughter, snatched the wand from her hand and chased after Frieza with it. Frieza knew he was in trouble and ran up the stairs as fast as possible to get away from the dangerously hyper girl. Kitten grinned, knowing what fun this trip was going to be and stalked after Android 17. Woran shook her head and started to meditate with Piccolo. Vegeta grunted from his place on the sofa and Goku walked back to the kitchen, hoping to find some food he may have missed... Evrae sighed and decided it was time for her to go to sleep. She changed into her PJ's and waltzed into the bathroom to wash up... She grabbed a suspicious looking piece of soap, soaked it and begun to rub her face with it when all of a suddenly it vanished into thin air... ~The hell!?~ she thought when she suddenly realized she was rubbing her face with a rasher of soapy bacon(!) "Disgusting!!! Why is there bacon in the soap!!!??!!!???" she cried angrily but nobody was listening to her so she went into her bedroom and flopped heavily onto her lovely soft bed... "Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse..." muttered Evrae to herself, then closed her eyes and fell asleep, leaving the world of carnage behind her to sort itself out...
End of chapter 2... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dark Duo: Ummmmm... that was just strange, but it was kinda fun to write!!! Although it wasn't as funny as the last chapter, we tried really hard but school is stressing us out and even the thought of a farting Goku isn't as funny anymore...=( Now that we are sorta used to writing about people it should get better! =D We don't want anymore people asking to join for a while just yet but later on we'll ask again. We would really love to hear your ideas and opinions to improve the story even more! Not long until Grandma arrives now, what will we do indeed? See ya next chapter in 'Bringing down the house!'
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