[O-RPG 2003]

[Disclaimer] If at any time while reading this fanfic you feel offended, want to hurl, or pee in your pants, we are not responsible. It was your choice to read this, not ours. We just provide it... And all of the characters that are from the anime show Yu-Gi-Oh do not belong to us, but some really awesome guy in Japan. And there are some other characters that will randomly pop in and our, who might be our, then again, they might not be. Another thing: THIS IS A YAOI WARNING!! This fanfic contains lots of yaoi moments and some yuri (on accident).

[Rated] R for maybe language and some suggested and implied themes.

[Authors] Kill Queen + Egyptian Firecracker - me

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Shizuka: do you still want to go somewhere?

Seto: Yeah

Seto: Shall we?

Shizuka: swimming maybe? it's hot out here!

Seto: Sounds good

Shizuka: huh?

Seto: What?

Shizuka: ok then....

Shizuka: well, I kinda need to get my stuff

Seto: Oh! Right

Shizuka: I can't go without a bathing suit..

Seto: *blush*...yeah, I know

Shizuka: wanna come with?

Shizuka: while I take a shower and crap

Seto: ...alright

Shizuka: not crap literally

Shizuka: I mean, get my things *blush*

Seto: I'll make sure Jou doesn't 'lose his mind'...oh wait...that's Malik's job...

Seto: yeah, I know. I understand

Shizuka: you can....sit and watch TV or something

Seto: Sit down! Wow, what an honor

Shizuka: Jou's going out I think....with...M-never mind, it's not important

Seto: Ma...alright

Shizuka: he he...very funny

Seto: I know

Shizuka: ok then, follow me....

They arrive at Shizuka's house and Seto sits down on the couch. Then Shizuka shows him how to work the remote and says she's going to take a quick shower.

Meanwhile.

Shizuka: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The shower is running and Seto hears Shizuka cuss really loud because she cut herself shaving.

When she's done she gets a towel and notices something written on the mirror.

"Nice language, I saw you cut yourself.MU HA HA HA HA HA!

Guess who?"

Shizuka: *runs into the living room while Seto is on the couch flipping channels* You-LITTLE!

Shizuka: What is your problem?!

Seto: Eep! What'd I do??

Shizuka: YOU WENT IN THE BATHROOM WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER!

Shizuka: *smack*

Seto: What? *blush*

Seto: I did not!!!!

Shizuka: *clutching towel* then who wrote that on the mirror?

Shizuka: a ghost?

Shizuka: Casper maybe?

Seto: I don't know...but

Seto: you should put some clothes on first...

Shizuka: ???

Seto: *looks away...*

Shizuka: *blush*

Shizuka: *runs into room and slams door*

Seto: *sigh* geez

Shizuka: *mumbling can be heard*

Shizuka: *something about peeping toms and 'stupid boyfriends'*

Seto: ...hahahaha....

Seto: Jou...you can come out now...

Seto: she thinks I wrote it...

Jou: Jou: sorry...

Seto: What ever

Jou: Wait, no I'm not!

Seto: That was funny

Jou: Did you see the look on her face?

Seto: Yes!

Jou: HA HA HA HA! I haven't got her that good since she moved in!

Seto: Hahahaaaaa

Seto: I have to admit...

Jou: Go look at what I wrote...you'll understand...he he he...

Seto: For a mutt...that was pretty good

Jou: yeah, well....what?

Seto: Alright *gets up*

Jou: ok

Seto: *reads it*

Jou: By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you now

Seto: *comes back*

Seto: What?

Jou: Yeah....you kinda saw everything...almost

Jou: my sister!

Seto: When??

Jou: just now

Seto: She had a towel on...if that's what you mean

Jou: yeah...

Seto: But because YOU wrote guess who, she thinks it's me

Shizuka comes back and Jou dives through the window

Seto: *bits lip to keep from laughing*

Shizuka: *sigh*

Shizuka: ok, let's go....

Seto: Aright *he*

Shizuka: I'll come with you while you get YOUR things

Seto: er...okay?

Seto: Come on then...

Shizuka: *sigh*

Shizuka: *follows like a puppy at his heels*

Seto: *starts to snicker*

Shizuka: I guess....you...

Seto: You look like a puppy at my heals....

Shizuka: oh shut up!

Shizuka: you're so mean

Seto: Seto: haha!

Seto: Seto: Come on...I'm kidding

Shizuka: oh come on!

Seto: Seto: *playfully puts his arm around her*

Seto: Seto: I'm only joking

Shizuka: stop....*picks it off of her*

Shizuka: it's not funny

Seto: Seto: *shrugs* Then let's keep going

Shizuka: you can't do things like that

Seto: Seto: Like what?

Shizuka: seriously....you can't walk in on people

Shizuka: when they're....you know...

Seto: but...really...I didn't!!!

Seto: It was, Jou

Shizuka: suuuure...

Seto: Yes, it was

Shizuka: it's always jou...

Seto: Then he dived out the window when you came back

Shizuka: no...wait...

Shizuka: *stops*

Shizuka: do you have a piece of paper?

Seto: yeah? why?

Shizuka: write something

Seto: Ok, *hands paper*

Shizuka: no...you write something

Seto: Oh..ok...write what?

Shizuka: what was on the mirror

Seto: I don't know

Shizuka: what?

Seto: well...I do know...because Jou told me to read it...after you came out...and were in your room

Shizuka: write; "nice language, I saw you cut yourself...MU HA HA HA HA HA!"

Seto: Alright...*scribbles* Nice language...I saw you cut-

Shizuka: grrr....JOU!

Seto: yourself...

Shizuka: fine...I believe you...

Shizuka: WHOOPS! sorry

Seto: What?

Seto: You believe me? That's good

Shizuka: I accidentally closed my window...

Seto: Aandd....

Shizuka: yea...well

Shizuka: you're handwriting isn't sloppy

Seto: thanx...I think

Shizuka: I'm-I'm-well...I'm sorry...there

Shizuka: so...you WERE on the couch....the WHOLE time?

Seto: I was

Seto: but then Jou told me to go and read it

Shizuka: ok

Shizuka: oh...ok

Seto: so I did...and like I said.you were in your room by then

Shizuka: I'll deal with him later *grin*

Shizuka: he hasn't taken a shower yet

Seto: heh. that I gotta se...

Shizuka: yea

Shizuka: ummm...I don't think you'll want to

Shizuka: unless you're...hentai

Mai: AMG! Stop calling me Malik!

Mai: SHIZUKA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Shizuka: uh oh...RUN! *grabs Seto's arm*

Seto: Run??!!

Shizuka: Remember yesterday, I gave Malik MAI'S number not mine!

Shizuka: She's gonna kill me!

Shizuka: RUN!

Seto: Riight----

Malik: SHIZUKA!!!!!!

Malik: I'm gonna KILL YOU TOO!!!!!

Shizuka: Oh no....

Seto: Keep *breath* running

Seto: Almost at my place

Shizuka: got-a-cramp!

Malik: NOW I HAVE A REASON FOR DEATH! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

Shizuka: must-have-air!

Seto: No, you've gotta hold out!!

Shizuka: *trips*

Shizuka: ack!

Seto: Oh god...*scoops her up*

Seto: *runs again*

Seto: *transfers her to his back...*

Seto: *so it's not so weird*

Mai: You can't escape!

Malik: NEVAH ESCAPE!!!!!!!

Mai: I don't care how cute you are!

Malik: Who me??

Mai: hey....... is that my bathing suit?!

Shizuka: No!

Seto: Do you take EVERYTHING from her!?

Shizuka: Yours is purple not green!

Mai: Oh yeah....* stops and talks to herself*

Shizuka: No, I just did it to make her stop

Seto: oh man...

Seto: Hahahahaha

Shizuka: *grin*

Shizuka: no!

Shizuka: don't laugh!

Shizuka: you won't make it!

Shizuka: Keep going!

Shizuka: RUN FASTER!

Seto: We're almost there!!!!

Shizuka: they're catching up!

Seto: I'm not that used to running with someone on my back!!

Shizuka: I can see that! don't waste your breath!

Seto: Take the key, out of my pocket...

Seto: I can't get it

Seto: My pants...

Shizuka: which one?

Seto: In the front...thank god...

Shizuka: huh?

Shizuka: *blush* which...pants pocket?

Seto: Nothing...just get it

Seto: Right

Shizuka: right or left?

Shizuka: k...*fishes around*

Seto: Other right

Shizuka: ummm...they're not there

Seto: You're other right, Shiz...

Shizuka: *blush* right....

Shizuka: got 'em!

Shizuka: sorry about that...

Seto: It's alright

Shizuka: *more blushing*

Seto: Ok, put it in the door here

Seto: *still bluushing...but you can't see it*

Shizuka: yea....

*click!*

Seto: IN IN IN!!!!!

Shizuka: Get In!

Seto: *closed door*

Seto: Thank...god...we're save

Shizuka: *sigh* you can put me down now

Seto: *more blushing* Right

Shizuka: ummm...seriously...down...now...

Seto: *kneels down*

Shizuka: yeah....so....

Shizuka: get your stuff?

Seto: I should...get my stuff

Seto: Yeah

Shizuka: I guess...

Seto: Follow, me...you can wait in here

Shizuka: unless you're showering too

Seto: *leads her too...erm...my room??*

Seto: Why not? It's been a long day so far

Shizuka: ok

Seto: Ok. *opens door*

Seto: You can sit...where ever...bed, couch, and the TV's here

Seto: There's a bathroom connected to my room, so I'll be in here

Shizuka: ok

Shizuka: *heart pounding*

Seto: *grabs clothes...goes into B-room*

Shizuka: ok...

Shizuka: I'll...be here

Seto: Sure *blush*

Seto: *goes in*

Seto: *Closes door*

Shizuka: Ok, Shizuka...sit down...anywhere...

Shizuka: *talking to herself*

Shizuka: *shiz sits on bed*

Shizuka: *turns on TV*

Shizuka: *watches south park*

Shizuka: HA HA!

Shizuka: geez.....he takes a long time...

Shizuka: I was faster

Shizuka: *click*

Shizuka: *thinking*

Shizuka: I'm on....his bed...AMG!

Shizuka: *jumps off

Seto: *laughing to himself*

Shizuka: breathe...shiz...breathe.....

Seto: *outta shower...*bluush* dressing....^^;;;; still in b-room*

Shizuka: sit on the couch....yeah....the couch....

Shizuka: *sits*

Shizuka: *stares at ceiling*

Seto: *walks out*

Shizuka: *bites lip*

Seto: What?

Shizuka: ready?

Seto: Yeah

Shizuka: to go?

Shizuka: oh no....

Shizuka: can I use your bathroom!

Seto: What is it?

Seto: Oh, erm...sure...go ahead

Shizuka: *runs and slams door*

Shizuka: shit shit shit!

Seto: Seto: ^^; o-kay....

Shizuka: *bleeding*

Shizuka: *uses tissue*

Shizuka: DAMN IT!

Shizuka: *looks for band-aid*

Seto: Are...you alright?

Seto: *sitting on bed*

Shizuka: yea....

Shizuka: like

Shizuka: oh.....

Shizuka: Seto!

Shizuka: help....

Seto: You alright?

Shizuka: no

Seto: *bluuuuush* Wha-What?

Shizuka: come here

Seto: In there???

Shizuka: I need a band aid

Shizuka: YES IN HERE!

Seto: Oh! Um...alright...I'm coming in,...

Shizuka: come here

Seto: *slowly opens door*

Shizuka: *looks up

Seto: What-do...you need????

Shizuka: my knee is bleeding

Shizuka: I need a band aid

Shizuka: I can't find them

Seto: *looks down at her*

Shizuka: a....big one...

Seto: Oh yeah. They're in here...*walks over to the mirror closet*

Shizuka: what?

Shizuka: what did you think I needed?

Seto: *gets band aid* What? No, I just didn't know

Shizuka: Oh!

Shizuka: You thought-

Shizuka: HA HA HA!

Shizuka: funny

Shizuka: I kinda need to use the sink too

Seto: .......

Seto: yeah, whatever. Here. *holds out band aid*

Shizuka: to wash my knee

Shizuka: could you...

Shizuka: help me?

Seto: ...You can't do it yourself?

Shizuka: I NEED TO CLEAN IT FIRST!

Seto: Sorry!!!

Shizuka: geez

Seto: Hold on....

Shizuka: no...

Seto: *gets the stuff to clean *

Shizuka: too short

Shizuka: just

Seto: What is?

Shizuka: turn on the water

Shizuka: and...

Shizuka: I'll put my knee up there

Seto: ok

Shizuka: you just have to hold my shoulder so I don't fall

Seto: *turns on water*

Seto: su-sure

Shizuka: *done!*

Shizuka: *fake falls*

Seto: Geez! *runs to her*

Shizuka: ha ha ha!

Shizuka: just...haha...kidding....

Seto: What? You're alright?

Seto: Don't DO that again.....

Shizuka: yeah!

Shizuka: ok *shrugs*

Seto: It...scared...me

Shizuka: aww...I'm sorry...

Seto: shut up...

Shizuka: *grin*

Shizuka: ok...*turns off water*

Shizuka: can I have a towel?

Seto: Yeah, *grabs one*

Shizuka: thanks

Shizuka: *dries knee*

Shizuka: band aid?

Seto: Here it is

Seto: *gives it to her*

Shizuka: thank you...

Seto: your...welcome

Shizuka: I feel like royalty...

Seto: I'm sure you do

Shizuka: he he..

Seto: *smiles*

Shizuka: ok then...shall we?

Seto: yeah

*Mokuba opens door*

Mokuba: ummmmm...

Mokuba: SORRY!

Seto: NO!! That's not it!!!

Seto: It's nothing at all...she needed a band aid...

Mokuba: yea...ok...

Seto: *glares*

Mokuba: *looks shocked*

Seto: We'll 'talk' later

Seto: *hugs him*

Mokuba: so you had to come in?

Seto: *knees to his level*

Seto: Yes

Mokuba: eww!

Mokuba: not in front of other people!

Seto: What?

Mokuba: *pushes him away*

Shizuka: you're embarrassing him...*giggles*

Seto: *sigh*

Mokuba: ha ha ha ha ha!

Mokuba: is that-?

Seto: Hmm?

Mokuba: is that Jou's sister?

Seto: Ye-yes...it is...

Mokuba: oooo...

Mokuba: he's gonna kill you!

Mokuba: how come we can't 'talk' now?

Seto: Who's gonna...what?

Seto: Stop confusing me...later

Mokuba: nm

Mokuba: I wanna 'talk'!

Seto: We're going to the pool, we'll be back later

Mokuba: NOW!

Seto: ALRIGHT! Okay Mokuba

Mokuba: NO NOW!

Shizuka: *giggling*

Seto: Shizuka, excuse us...

Shizuka: I'll wait here

Seto: *leads Mokuba away*

Seto: Yeah

Seto: Alright, Mokuba, what is it you wanna 'talk' about?

Mokuba: how come she's here?

Mokuba: in your b-room?

Seto: Because we're going to the pool...er...I was changing in the b-room and she was waiting here, but then her cut began to bleed, so I had to help her with the band aid

Mokuba: suuuure...

Mokuba: what were you doing?

Seto: What? Mokuba! What have you been watching!!!???

Seto: South Park??

Seto: You're not supposed to be watching that show yet!

Mokuba: spice channel...

Seto: MOKUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mokuba: neways.... were you doing stuff?

Seto: *red in the face* OF COURSE NOT!!!!!

Mokuba: ok

Seto: I've told, you I was helping her with her band aid problem!!!

Mokuba: are you gonna marry her?

Seto: *bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*

Seto: Erm.....

Mokuba: you're boring me....

Seto: I don't know...I'm still young...like 16...and you're only, what 10! and you're watching the SPICE CHANNEL!!!

Mokuba: go if you want...I'm watching TV

Seto: NO YOU ARE NOTTT!!!!

Mokuba: why?

Seto: I'm going to have to monitor the TV's from now on

Mokuba: not even cartoons?

Seto: We're renewing all out channels

Seto: We'll see about cartoons

Mokuba: aww man!

Mokuba: I'm leaving now

Seto: whatever. I'll get...um....wait

Mokuba: *hug*

Mokuba: bye!

Seto: oh....geez...bye Mokuba

Shizuka: *opens door*

Shizuka: *giggling*

Seto: Did you hear?

Shizuka: you get porn?

Seto: I had NO idea!!!!

Shizuka: cute

Seto: Who?

Seto: Who's cute?

Shizuka: you

Seto: *blush* me?

Shizuka: I'd get a new cable box

Shizuka: who else?

Shizuka: Elmo?

Shizuka: yeah you!

Seto: Oh, ok *bluuuuush*

Shizuka: do I have to spell it out?

Seto: I got it

Shizuka: are you done?

Seto: With what?

Shizuka: can we go then?

Seto: Oh, yeah, let's

Shizuka: after you

Seto: heh. *walks out*

Shizuka: *grabs something from dresser*

Seto: You coming?

Shizuka: ya

Shizuka: *closes door*

Seto: Come on

Shizuka: hey?

Seto: Hm?

Shizuka: we're upstairs....

Seto: Yeah...I know

Shizuka: and you have a banister...

Seto: ...you wanna slide?

Shizuka: *grin*

Seto: Two sides, let's race!

Shizuka: mm hmm

Seto: *runs to far side*

Shizuka: OK!

Seto: Ready?

Shizuka: 1-2-3!

Seto: GO

Shizuka: *jumps on sideways*

Seto: *winning!!!!!*

Shizuka: look out!

Seto: What?

Shizuka: *pulls ahead*

Shizuka: nothing!

Shizuka: ha ha ha

Seto: grrr...*but still smiles*

Seto: *almost tied...*

Shizuka: *slides down 2nd*

Shizuka: you win!

Seto: Of course! I've done this before!!

Shizuka: you do this a lot?

Seto: Heh. Yeah...well, not as much anymore

Shizuka: *smiles*

Shizuka: its fun

Seto: *nods* it is

Shizuka: why?

Seto: Why what?

Shizuka: why don't you do it anymore?

Seto: Oh, I never had much time...or desire to do so...

Seto: Well, let's go

Seto: *opens door*

Shizuka: liar...*smile*

Shizuka: after you?

Seto: *smirks...but in a nice way!!*

Seto: You first

Shizuka: thank you

Shizuka: what a gentleman

Shizuka: *laugh*

Seto: *bluuush*

Shizuka: TO THE POOL!

Seto: Thanx for that

Seto: Yes!!

Seto: But...

Seto: Are Mai and Malik still around?

Shizuka: I'm warning you

Shizuka: I'm going to challenge you to a diving contest

Seto: And you think you'll win?

Shizuka: wait!

Shizuka: *puts arm out*

Seto: Huh?

*Mai is lurking around the corner*

Shizuka: shhh

Shizuka: Mai *points

Seto: Can you run?

Shizuka: *flattens against wall*

Seto: Do you think we can run?

Shizuka: what?

Seto: *whispers*

Shizuka: run?

Shizuka: duh!

Shizuka: on 3?

Seto: Ok!

Seto: 1

Seto: 2

Shizuka: want me to carry you this time?

Seto: that's quite alright

Shizuka: 3!

Seto: GO!

Shizuka: *grabs him*

Shizuka: *running

Mai: HEY!

Mai: get back here!

Seto: NEVAH!

Shizuka: *laughing*

Shizuka: *grabs his hand and runs faster*

*Malik jumps in their way*

Malik: GET THEM MAI!!!!!!

Mai: HEY! I'm wearing expensive heels! slow down....

Shizuka: ACK!

Malik: So take 'em off!!!

Malik: I've got 'em!

Shizuka: ummm

Shizuka: malik?

Malik: what?

Shizuka: you....

Malik: I...

Shizuka: don't

Shizuka: have

Shizuka: any

Shizuka: pants on

Malik: what??????!!!!!

Malik: *looks down*

Shizuka: RUN SETO! *pushes him*

Malik: BAKA!!!!!!!!! I"LL GET YOU!!!!!!!!

Seto: Good one!

Mai: *grabs shizuka*

Mai: GOT HER!

Shizuka: let-GO!

Mai: NEVAH!

Seto: Mai...I don't wanna hurt you...but...

Mai: step away muffin...

Shizuka: huh?

Seto: LET HER GO THIS INSTANT OR ELSE!!!!

Shizuka: muffin?

Mai: what?

Mai: he's cute!

Seto: ...muffin?

Shizuka: *stomps on Mai's toes*

Mai: OW!

Shizuka: Go! *shiz grabs seto again and runs*

Shizuka: she had no shoes on

Seto: *running*

Seto: Who, Mai?

Shizuka: yeah

Shizuka: I do

Shizuka: have shoes that is

Seto: Alright, well, keep running

Shizuka: ok

Jou: SHIZ!

Shizuka: huh?

Shizuka: *turns around

Seto: *stops*

Seto: Jou!

Mai: STOP THEM!

Seto: What are you doing here?

Jou: where are you going'?

Seto: no! Run!!

Shizuka: no time bye jou!

Shizuka: *running*

Seto: faster if you can!!!

Jou: ????? wha-

Shizuka: My, knee-

Seto: it hurts?

Shizuka: it' s bleeding too

Seto: GAH!! *puts her on his back again*

Shizuka: don't stop!

Shizuka: go!

Seto: We'll take care of it when we get there! *runs*

Shizuka: No!

Shizuka: oh bother...

Shizuka: what are you?

Shizuka: my knight in shining armor?

Seto: *drops her onto grass*

Seto: Fine then.

Seto: *walks off*

Shizuka: good! now go!

Seto: I WILL!!

Shizuka: I'm slowing you down

Seto: and I'm going home!

Shizuka: wha?

Shizuka: what did I say?

Seto: Forget it. See you around Shiz

Shizuka: wait....

Seto: *turns around and starts running ...away...*

Shizuka: I didn't mean...

Shizuka: I meant it in a good way

Shizuka: not-

Seto: *didn't hear*

Shizuka: damnit!

Shizuka: SETO!

Shizuka: *pulls some grass*

Seto: *ignores her*

Seto: *walks by the other people, Mai, Malik, Jou...*

Shizuka: *throws grass at him*

Jou: you're leaving her there?

Seto: Shut up Mutt

Mai: *stops to watch*

Seto: *walks by Jou*

Jou: don't be such a cat...

Shizuka: FINE!

Seto: I'd say don't be such an ass, but that's probably ver hard for you, isn't it?

Shizuka: GO THEN!

Jou: no...but it comes easy for you!

Seto: Hnm.

Jou: you're a jerk

Seto: *ignores...walks*

Jou: *walks toward shiz*

Shizuka: go away...

Jou: NO!

Shizuka: fine...whatever

Mai: hey kaiba?

Seto: *stops* What.

Mai: *walks to him*

Mai: wanna call me some time?

Shizuka: *looks up*

Seto: N-nani??

Mai: now that you're....free?

Mai: hmmmmm?

Seto: Tha-You-

Mai: you want my number?

Seto: It-I-

Mai: don't look so shocked!

Seto: ...why?

Mai: just gimme your hand...

Mai: so I can write my number down for you

Seto: Erm-

Shizuka: what?

Shizuka: you can't-w-n-

Mai: don't be shy *grabs hand*

Mai: *scribbles*

Seto: *still shocks*

Mai: there, was that so hard?

Shizuka: you-you-

Shizuka: how-w-I-

Seto: Uh...I-you-

Mai: call me?

Mai: or we could go somewhere now...

Seto: M-n-y-

Mai: you're obviously free

Seto: Uh...

Mai: *takes his hand*

Seto: *blush...confused too*

Mai: where to muffin? *puts head on his shoulder*

Seto: EEEEE!!!!!!!

Mai: what?

Shizuka: *rips off band aid*

Shizuka: *throws it on grass*

Shizuka: there...now I'm littering

Shizuka: I'm single, I litter, I hate guys...

Shizuka: go away Jou!

Malik: What about before then??

Shizuka: what?

Shizuka: what do you mean?

Shizuka: you...wanna go out?

Shizuka: with...me?

Shizuka: still?!

Seto: *jaw drop*

Shizuka: *surprised*

Shizuka: *blinking stupidly*

Shizuka: I'm confused....

Shizuka: I thought.... I thought you didn't like me...

Malik: You never know...

Shizuka: I guess

Shizuka: oh

Shizuka: I see

Malik: Really?

Shizuka: really what?

Malik: Oh, er...I don't know

Shizuka: ok then

Shizuka: *pulls more grass

Mai: let's go honey

Seto: *doesn't talk*

Mai: *walks with seto*

Shizuka: *watches them walk away*

Seto: *looks back at Shizuka confused*

Shizuka: well....it's official

Shizuka: I'm now a full fledged loser...

Malik: Well, I still don't think so

Shizuka: why?

Malik: I just don't

Malik: *shrugs*

Shizuka: I always say the wrong thing

Shizuka: I get myself into trouble and can't get out

Malik: Or...he always took it the wrong way

Shizuka: I feel awful

Malik: It's not your fault...don't

Shizuka: don't WHAT?!

Shizuka: FEEL BAD!

Malik: feel bad!

Shizuka: that's impossible...

Malik: maybe you two just needed some time apart...

Shizuka: lemme ask you something

Malik: s-sure

Shizuka: did you really mind control seto at the pier?

Shizuka: when he was talking to me?

Shizuka: I wanna know what he was gonna say

Malik: I did control him...

Shizuka: and...

Malik: but...

Shizuka: you talked THROUGH him then...right?

Malik: not...when...

Shizuka: when what?

Malik: yeah, I can' talk through people, but not when

Malik: he was talking to you

Shizuka: really?

Malik: *hits self on head*

Malik: *sigh*

Malik: yeah

Shizuka: is that so?

Malik: yeah

Malik: well, now that you know

Shizuka: well...I got rid of a LIAR IS THAT RIGHT! SETO!

Shizuka: I KNEW YOUWERE LYING TO ME! *throws more grass*

Malik: oh yeah, but he did tell me what he was going to say...before Bakume tried to kill him

Shizuka: huh?

Malik: you don't know?

Shizuka: no

Shizuka: that's why I've been asking!

Malik: he was saying...

Malik: that...

Malik: "he

Shizuka: *wide eyed

Shizuka: ?

Shizuka: *throws grass at him*

Shizuka: he what?

Malik: hey! calm down!

Malik: hold on!

Shizuka: sorry

Malik: this IS hard to say...

Malik: and it's not even for me!!

Malik: alright

Shizuka: yeah...so I've heard

Malik: *whispers* " he likes you"

Shizuka: *blank face*

Shizuka: he-he what?

Malik: that's what he told me

Malik: I don't know

Shizuka: oh....

Malik: *shrugs*

Shizuka: oh no...

Malik: *sigh* Teenage Love, it sux, doesn't' it?

Shizuka: and I-I just

Malik: of course, I wouldn't really know

Shizuka: oh no......*cry*

Malik: *blabbing to himself*

Jou: you're lyin'

Malik: That's what he told me afterwards

Jou: he's not that nice...

Malik: then that's also why I woke up at his house

Shizuka: why?

Malik: cause he needed to talk to someone...about -that-

Shizuka: oh

Malik: why he would chose ME is not reasonable...

Shizuka: now I feel worse....*USAGI CRY!!!*

Malik: Oh damn...wait...hold on *takes out cell phone, calls "Shizuka's" number*

Mai: hello?

Malik: Mai?

Mai: ya

Malik: This is Malik

Malik: You know that...by now

Mai: what is that NOISE?!

Malik: What noise?

Mai: that's what I'm asking you

Malik: Oh, I'm not sure, but listen, where are you and Seto?

Mai: downtown

Mai: why?

Malik: and he's still with you....has he spoken?

Mai: no....

Mai: staring into space and mumbling

Malik: Ah. I see. Can you put him on the phone??

Malik: I need to tell him some things

Mai: whatever, good luck

Malik: yeah

Mai: here muffin!

Malik: *rolls eyes*

Mai: *hands over phone

Malik: ...Seto?

Malik: ...Seto, it's Malik...make a noise if you can hear me

Malik: or tape the phone...or something

Seto: hmmm?

Seto: what's that noise?

Malik: Ok, good. Listen up *whispering now* I told Shizuka what you were planning on telling her at the pier the other day

Seto: YOU WHAT?!

Malik: Exactly

Malik: And that's her crying

Seto: I-I'm gonna kill you!

Malik: Over you

Seto: ???

Seto: really?

Malik: Do you think that JOU could make sounds like that??

Shizuka: NO! GET AWAY! *screams at Jou

Seto: no.....why did you say that?!

Malik: say what? tell her?

Seto: no gee I dunno...YES!

Seto: fool...

Malik: she asked, and since you weren't going to tell her, I had to. I mean...look at yourself...you're with Mai...

Seto:: you're all incompetent

Malik: Two minutes after you had an argument

Mai: honey aren't you done yet?

Malik: hey, that wasn't ver nice of you...

Malik: It had to be done. trust me

Seto: SHUT UP MAI! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CHRISTMAS BONUS!

Malik: So what you can do, is get your OWN ass back here, and talk to her

Seto: no-I-I uh...forgot-I have to-ummm

Malik: NO YOU DON"T!!!

Seto: do some stuff

Malik: If you don't get back here, I'll come and get you

Seto: NO!

Shizuka: ok...ok....

Jou: uhhh, mal?

Malik: you know I will...

Jou: she's walking away!

Malik: Hm?

Malik: WhatTTTTT!!!!!

Seto: fine....ten minutes?

Malik: Take the phone! *shoves it into Jou's hands*

Malik: *runs after Shiz*

Shizuka: ACK!

Seto: hello? you there?

Shizuka: *car narrowly misses Shizuka*

Jou: NOOOOO! SHIZUKA!!

Malik: *saves her*

Shizuka: *good*

Seto: What? what happened??

Jou: she's...almost got hit by a car!

Seto: Oh my Ra!

Jou: oh perfect...now she fainted

Jou: I gotta go...

Malik: *picks her up, puts her on the grass*

Seto: Are you still in the same spot??

Shizuka: *awww*

Jou: yea

Jou: not for long

Seto: I"M COMING!!!!

Jou: you have 5 minutes

*click*

Seto: *runs*

Shizuka: AMG....

Shizuka: that was close...

Shizuka: *blinks at sky

Malik: I hope he can make it...

Shizuka: Jou?

Jou: ya

Shizuka: go away....he he he he

Shizuka: ya

Malik: What's wrong with her?

Jou: she's delusional

Malik: Are you alright Shizuka

Shizuka: no I'm not!

Malik: I can see...

Jou: she's acting all drunk...

Malik: you're right...

Malik: do you know who we are??

Shizuka: SURE!

Shizuka: uh....

Malik: go ahead

Shizuka: you're uh....

Shizuka: captain underpants

Shizuka: and you're

Shizuka: umm

Shizuka: Yuske

Shizuka: from Yu Yu Hakusho

Malik: no...that's wrong...

Shizuka: NAH!

Shizuka: you're just seein' things *hiccup*

Malik: I'm M-A-L-I-K and this is your brother J-O-U

Shizuka: oh boy...

Shizuka: my head

Malik: I can imagine, a car nearly hit you!

Shizuka: *faints again*

Malik: Oh man

Shizuka: *gets up*

Malik: Let's try and get her to the hospital...or back home

Shizuka: *staggers over to the curb and tries to hail a cab

Malik: No!!! *grabs her*

Shizuka: hey good lookin'

Malik: No, we don't need anything...you can leave...

Shizuka: *falls limply to ground*

Malik: Shiz...we gotta go

Shizuka: to Sesame Street?!

Shizuka: YEH!

Malik: no-er-yea

Malik: now

Shizuka: GOODIE!

Malik: if you let one of us carry you

Malik: we can go to Sesame Street

Shizuka: OK!

Shizuka: How about you....*grins at malik*

Shizuka: *touches his hair*

Malik: Er, me?

Malik: *hehe* ^^;

Shizuka: yea

Shizuka: you have a hot ass

Malik: *Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*

Shizuka: can I have it?

Malik: no...

Malik: it's mine, I mean, I can't give it to you!

Shizuka: ok!

Shizuka: *grabs his butt*

Malik: ...

Shizuka: *faints again*

[to be continued]

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How was the first chapter? There's more to come and as the story progresses, we'll add the warnings that the chapter contains.

- Killer Queen + Egyptian Firecracker