[O-RPG 2003]
[Disclaimer] If at any time while reading this fanfic you feel offended, want to hurl, or pee in your pants, we are not responsible. It was your choice to read this, not ours. We just provide it... And all of the characters that are from the anime show Yu-Gi-Oh do not belong to us, but some really awesome guy in Japan. And there are some other characters that will randomly pop in and our, who might be our, then again, they might not be. Another thing: THIS IS A YAOI WARNING!! This fanfic contains lots of yaoi moments and some yuri (on accident).
[Rated] R for maybe language and some suggested and implied themes.
[Authors] Kill Queen + Egyptian Firecracker - me
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Shizuka: do you still want to go somewhere?
Seto: Yeah
Seto: Shall we?
Shizuka: swimming maybe? it's hot out here!
Seto: Sounds good
Shizuka: huh?
Seto: What?
Shizuka: ok then....
Shizuka: well, I kinda need to get my stuff
Seto: Oh! Right
Shizuka: I can't go without a bathing suit..
Seto: *blush*...yeah, I know
Shizuka: wanna come with?
Shizuka: while I take a shower and crap
Seto: ...alright
Shizuka: not crap literally
Shizuka: I mean, get my things *blush*
Seto: I'll make sure Jou doesn't 'lose his mind'...oh wait...that's Malik's job...
Seto: yeah, I know. I understand
Shizuka: you can....sit and watch TV or something
Seto: Sit down! Wow, what an honor
Shizuka: Jou's going out I think....with...M-never mind, it's not important
Seto: Ma...alright
Shizuka: he he...very funny
Seto: I know
Shizuka: ok then, follow me....
They arrive at Shizuka's house and Seto sits down on the couch. Then Shizuka shows him how to work the remote and says she's going to take a quick shower.
Meanwhile.
Shizuka: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The shower is running and Seto hears Shizuka cuss really loud because she cut herself shaving.
When she's done she gets a towel and notices something written on the mirror.
"Nice language, I saw you cut yourself.MU HA HA HA HA HA!
Guess who?"
Shizuka: *runs into the living room while Seto is on the couch flipping channels* You-LITTLE!
Shizuka: What is your problem?!
Seto: Eep! What'd I do??
Shizuka: YOU WENT IN THE BATHROOM WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER!
Shizuka: *smack*
Seto: What? *blush*
Seto: I did not!!!!
Shizuka: *clutching towel* then who wrote that on the mirror?
Shizuka: a ghost?
Shizuka: Casper maybe?
Seto: I don't know...but
Seto: you should put some clothes on first...
Shizuka: ???
Seto: *looks away...*
Shizuka: *blush*
Shizuka: *runs into room and slams door*
Seto: *sigh* geez
Shizuka: *mumbling can be heard*
Shizuka: *something about peeping toms and 'stupid boyfriends'*
Seto: ...hahahaha....
Seto: Jou...you can come out now...
Seto: she thinks I wrote it...
Jou: Jou: sorry...
Seto: What ever
Jou: Wait, no I'm not!
Seto: That was funny
Jou: Did you see the look on her face?
Seto: Yes!
Jou: HA HA HA HA! I haven't got her that good since she moved in!
Seto: Hahahaaaaa
Seto: I have to admit...
Jou: Go look at what I wrote...you'll understand...he he he...
Seto: For a mutt...that was pretty good
Jou: yeah, well....what?
Seto: Alright *gets up*
Jou: ok
Seto: *reads it*
Jou: By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you now
Seto: *comes back*
Seto: What?
Jou: Yeah....you kinda saw everything...almost
Jou: my sister!
Seto: When??
Jou: just now
Seto: She had a towel on...if that's what you mean
Jou: yeah...
Seto: But because YOU wrote guess who, she thinks it's me
Shizuka comes back and Jou dives through the window
Seto: *bits lip to keep from laughing*
Shizuka: *sigh*
Shizuka: ok, let's go....
Seto: Aright *he*
Shizuka: I'll come with you while you get YOUR things
Seto: er...okay?
Seto: Come on then...
Shizuka: *sigh*
Shizuka: *follows like a puppy at his heels*
Seto: *starts to snicker*
Shizuka: I guess....you...
Seto: You look like a puppy at my heals....
Shizuka: oh shut up!
Shizuka: you're so mean
Seto: Seto: haha!
Seto: Seto: Come on...I'm kidding
Shizuka: oh come on!
Seto: Seto: *playfully puts his arm around her*
Seto: Seto: I'm only joking
Shizuka: stop....*picks it off of her*
Shizuka: it's not funny
Seto: Seto: *shrugs* Then let's keep going
Shizuka: you can't do things like that
Seto: Seto: Like what?
Shizuka: seriously....you can't walk in on people
Shizuka: when they're....you know...
Seto: but...really...I didn't!!!
Seto: It was, Jou
Shizuka: suuuure...
Seto: Yes, it was
Shizuka: it's always jou...
Seto: Then he dived out the window when you came back
Shizuka: no...wait...
Shizuka: *stops*
Shizuka: do you have a piece of paper?
Seto: yeah? why?
Shizuka: write something
Seto: Ok, *hands paper*
Shizuka: no...you write something
Seto: Oh..ok...write what?
Shizuka: what was on the mirror
Seto: I don't know
Shizuka: what?
Seto: well...I do know...because Jou told me to read it...after you came out...and were in your room
Shizuka: write; "nice language, I saw you cut yourself...MU HA HA HA HA HA!"
Seto: Alright...*scribbles* Nice language...I saw you cut-
Shizuka: grrr....JOU!
Seto: yourself...
Shizuka: fine...I believe you...
Shizuka: WHOOPS! sorry
Seto: What?
Seto: You believe me? That's good
Shizuka: I accidentally closed my window...
Seto: Aandd....
Shizuka: yea...well
Shizuka: you're handwriting isn't sloppy
Seto: thanx...I think
Shizuka: I'm-I'm-well...I'm sorry...there
Shizuka: so...you WERE on the couch....the WHOLE time?
Seto: I was
Seto: but then Jou told me to go and read it
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: oh...ok
Seto: so I did...and like I said.you were in your room by then
Shizuka: I'll deal with him later *grin*
Shizuka: he hasn't taken a shower yet
Seto: heh. that I gotta se...
Shizuka: yea
Shizuka: ummm...I don't think you'll want to
Shizuka: unless you're...hentai
Mai: AMG! Stop calling me Malik!
Mai: SHIZUKA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Shizuka: uh oh...RUN! *grabs Seto's arm*
Seto: Run??!!
Shizuka: Remember yesterday, I gave Malik MAI'S number not mine!
Shizuka: She's gonna kill me!
Shizuka: RUN!
Seto: Riight----
Malik: SHIZUKA!!!!!!
Malik: I'm gonna KILL YOU TOO!!!!!
Shizuka: Oh no....
Seto: Keep *breath* running
Seto: Almost at my place
Shizuka: got-a-cramp!
Malik: NOW I HAVE A REASON FOR DEATH! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Shizuka: must-have-air!
Seto: No, you've gotta hold out!!
Shizuka: *trips*
Shizuka: ack!
Seto: Oh god...*scoops her up*
Seto: *runs again*
Seto: *transfers her to his back...*
Seto: *so it's not so weird*
Mai: You can't escape!
Malik: NEVAH ESCAPE!!!!!!!
Mai: I don't care how cute you are!
Malik: Who me??
Mai: hey....... is that my bathing suit?!
Shizuka: No!
Seto: Do you take EVERYTHING from her!?
Shizuka: Yours is purple not green!
Mai: Oh yeah....* stops and talks to herself*
Shizuka: No, I just did it to make her stop
Seto: oh man...
Seto: Hahahahaha
Shizuka: *grin*
Shizuka: no!
Shizuka: don't laugh!
Shizuka: you won't make it!
Shizuka: Keep going!
Shizuka: RUN FASTER!
Seto: We're almost there!!!!
Shizuka: they're catching up!
Seto: I'm not that used to running with someone on my back!!
Shizuka: I can see that! don't waste your breath!
Seto: Take the key, out of my pocket...
Seto: I can't get it
Seto: My pants...
Shizuka: which one?
Seto: In the front...thank god...
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: *blush* which...pants pocket?
Seto: Nothing...just get it
Seto: Right
Shizuka: right or left?
Shizuka: k...*fishes around*
Seto: Other right
Shizuka: ummm...they're not there
Seto: You're other right, Shiz...
Shizuka: *blush* right....
Shizuka: got 'em!
Shizuka: sorry about that...
Seto: It's alright
Shizuka: *more blushing*
Seto: Ok, put it in the door here
Seto: *still bluushing...but you can't see it*
Shizuka: yea....
*click!*
Seto: IN IN IN!!!!!
Shizuka: Get In!
Seto: *closed door*
Seto: Thank...god...we're save
Shizuka: *sigh* you can put me down now
Seto: *more blushing* Right
Shizuka: ummm...seriously...down...now...
Seto: *kneels down*
Shizuka: yeah....so....
Shizuka: get your stuff?
Seto: I should...get my stuff
Seto: Yeah
Shizuka: I guess...
Seto: Follow, me...you can wait in here
Shizuka: unless you're showering too
Seto: *leads her too...erm...my room??*
Seto: Why not? It's been a long day so far
Shizuka: ok
Seto: Ok. *opens door*
Seto: You can sit...where ever...bed, couch, and the TV's here
Seto: There's a bathroom connected to my room, so I'll be in here
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: *heart pounding*
Seto: *grabs clothes...goes into B-room*
Shizuka: ok...
Shizuka: I'll...be here
Seto: Sure *blush*
Seto: *goes in*
Seto: *Closes door*
Shizuka: Ok, Shizuka...sit down...anywhere...
Shizuka: *talking to herself*
Shizuka: *shiz sits on bed*
Shizuka: *turns on TV*
Shizuka: *watches south park*
Shizuka: HA HA!
Shizuka: geez.....he takes a long time...
Shizuka: I was faster
Shizuka: *click*
Shizuka: *thinking*
Shizuka: I'm on....his bed...AMG!
Shizuka: *jumps off
Seto: *laughing to himself*
Shizuka: breathe...shiz...breathe.....
Seto: *outta shower...*bluush* dressing....^^;;;; still in b-room*
Shizuka: sit on the couch....yeah....the couch....
Shizuka: *sits*
Shizuka: *stares at ceiling*
Seto: *walks out*
Shizuka: *bites lip*
Seto: What?
Shizuka: ready?
Seto: Yeah
Shizuka: to go?
Shizuka: oh no....
Shizuka: can I use your bathroom!
Seto: What is it?
Seto: Oh, erm...sure...go ahead
Shizuka: *runs and slams door*
Shizuka: shit shit shit!
Seto: Seto: ^^; o-kay....
Shizuka: *bleeding*
Shizuka: *uses tissue*
Shizuka: DAMN IT!
Shizuka: *looks for band-aid*
Seto: Are...you alright?
Seto: *sitting on bed*
Shizuka: yea....
Shizuka: like
Shizuka: oh.....
Shizuka: Seto!
Shizuka: help....
Seto: You alright?
Shizuka: no
Seto: *bluuuuush* Wha-What?
Shizuka: come here
Seto: In there???
Shizuka: I need a band aid
Shizuka: YES IN HERE!
Seto: Oh! Um...alright...I'm coming in,...
Shizuka: come here
Seto: *slowly opens door*
Shizuka: *looks up
Seto: What-do...you need????
Shizuka: my knee is bleeding
Shizuka: I need a band aid
Shizuka: I can't find them
Seto: *looks down at her*
Shizuka: a....big one...
Seto: Oh yeah. They're in here...*walks over to the mirror closet*
Shizuka: what?
Shizuka: what did you think I needed?
Seto: *gets band aid* What? No, I just didn't know
Shizuka: Oh!
Shizuka: You thought-
Shizuka: HA HA HA!
Shizuka: funny
Shizuka: I kinda need to use the sink too
Seto: .......
Seto: yeah, whatever. Here. *holds out band aid*
Shizuka: to wash my knee
Shizuka: could you...
Shizuka: help me?
Seto: ...You can't do it yourself?
Shizuka: I NEED TO CLEAN IT FIRST!
Seto: Sorry!!!
Shizuka: geez
Seto: Hold on....
Shizuka: no...
Seto: *gets the stuff to clean *
Shizuka: too short
Shizuka: just
Seto: What is?
Shizuka: turn on the water
Shizuka: and...
Shizuka: I'll put my knee up there
Seto: ok
Shizuka: you just have to hold my shoulder so I don't fall
Seto: *turns on water*
Seto: su-sure
Shizuka: *done!*
Shizuka: *fake falls*
Seto: Geez! *runs to her*
Shizuka: ha ha ha!
Shizuka: just...haha...kidding....
Seto: What? You're alright?
Seto: Don't DO that again.....
Shizuka: yeah!
Shizuka: ok *shrugs*
Seto: It...scared...me
Shizuka: aww...I'm sorry...
Seto: shut up...
Shizuka: *grin*
Shizuka: ok...*turns off water*
Shizuka: can I have a towel?
Seto: Yeah, *grabs one*
Shizuka: thanks
Shizuka: *dries knee*
Shizuka: band aid?
Seto: Here it is
Seto: *gives it to her*
Shizuka: thank you...
Seto: your...welcome
Shizuka: I feel like royalty...
Seto: I'm sure you do
Shizuka: he he..
Seto: *smiles*
Shizuka: ok then...shall we?
Seto: yeah
*Mokuba opens door*
Mokuba: ummmmm...
Mokuba: SORRY!
Seto: NO!! That's not it!!!
Seto: It's nothing at all...she needed a band aid...
Mokuba: yea...ok...
Seto: *glares*
Mokuba: *looks shocked*
Seto: We'll 'talk' later
Seto: *hugs him*
Mokuba: so you had to come in?
Seto: *knees to his level*
Seto: Yes
Mokuba: eww!
Mokuba: not in front of other people!
Seto: What?
Mokuba: *pushes him away*
Shizuka: you're embarrassing him...*giggles*
Seto: *sigh*
Mokuba: ha ha ha ha ha!
Mokuba: is that-?
Seto: Hmm?
Mokuba: is that Jou's sister?
Seto: Ye-yes...it is...
Mokuba: oooo...
Mokuba: he's gonna kill you!
Mokuba: how come we can't 'talk' now?
Seto: Who's gonna...what?
Seto: Stop confusing me...later
Mokuba: nm
Mokuba: I wanna 'talk'!
Seto: We're going to the pool, we'll be back later
Mokuba: NOW!
Seto: ALRIGHT! Okay Mokuba
Mokuba: NO NOW!
Shizuka: *giggling*
Seto: Shizuka, excuse us...
Shizuka: I'll wait here
Seto: *leads Mokuba away*
Seto: Yeah
Seto: Alright, Mokuba, what is it you wanna 'talk' about?
Mokuba: how come she's here?
Mokuba: in your b-room?
Seto: Because we're going to the pool...er...I was changing in the b-room and she was waiting here, but then her cut began to bleed, so I had to help her with the band aid
Mokuba: suuuure...
Mokuba: what were you doing?
Seto: What? Mokuba! What have you been watching!!!???
Seto: South Park??
Seto: You're not supposed to be watching that show yet!
Mokuba: spice channel...
Seto: MOKUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mokuba: neways.... were you doing stuff?
Seto: *red in the face* OF COURSE NOT!!!!!
Mokuba: ok
Seto: I've told, you I was helping her with her band aid problem!!!
Mokuba: are you gonna marry her?
Seto: *bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*
Seto: Erm.....
Mokuba: you're boring me....
Seto: I don't know...I'm still young...like 16...and you're only, what 10! and you're watching the SPICE CHANNEL!!!
Mokuba: go if you want...I'm watching TV
Seto: NO YOU ARE NOTTT!!!!
Mokuba: why?
Seto: I'm going to have to monitor the TV's from now on
Mokuba: not even cartoons?
Seto: We're renewing all out channels
Seto: We'll see about cartoons
Mokuba: aww man!
Mokuba: I'm leaving now
Seto: whatever. I'll get...um....wait
Mokuba: *hug*
Mokuba: bye!
Seto: oh....geez...bye Mokuba
Shizuka: *opens door*
Shizuka: *giggling*
Seto: Did you hear?
Shizuka: you get porn?
Seto: I had NO idea!!!!
Shizuka: cute
Seto: Who?
Seto: Who's cute?
Shizuka: you
Seto: *blush* me?
Shizuka: I'd get a new cable box
Shizuka: who else?
Shizuka: Elmo?
Shizuka: yeah you!
Seto: Oh, ok *bluuuuush*
Shizuka: do I have to spell it out?
Seto: I got it
Shizuka: are you done?
Seto: With what?
Shizuka: can we go then?
Seto: Oh, yeah, let's
Shizuka: after you
Seto: heh. *walks out*
Shizuka: *grabs something from dresser*
Seto: You coming?
Shizuka: ya
Shizuka: *closes door*
Seto: Come on
Shizuka: hey?
Seto: Hm?
Shizuka: we're upstairs....
Seto: Yeah...I know
Shizuka: and you have a banister...
Seto: ...you wanna slide?
Shizuka: *grin*
Seto: Two sides, let's race!
Shizuka: mm hmm
Seto: *runs to far side*
Shizuka: OK!
Seto: Ready?
Shizuka: 1-2-3!
Seto: GO
Shizuka: *jumps on sideways*
Seto: *winning!!!!!*
Shizuka: look out!
Seto: What?
Shizuka: *pulls ahead*
Shizuka: nothing!
Shizuka: ha ha ha
Seto: grrr...*but still smiles*
Seto: *almost tied...*
Shizuka: *slides down 2nd*
Shizuka: you win!
Seto: Of course! I've done this before!!
Shizuka: you do this a lot?
Seto: Heh. Yeah...well, not as much anymore
Shizuka: *smiles*
Shizuka: its fun
Seto: *nods* it is
Shizuka: why?
Seto: Why what?
Shizuka: why don't you do it anymore?
Seto: Oh, I never had much time...or desire to do so...
Seto: Well, let's go
Seto: *opens door*
Shizuka: liar...*smile*
Shizuka: after you?
Seto: *smirks...but in a nice way!!*
Seto: You first
Shizuka: thank you
Shizuka: what a gentleman
Shizuka: *laugh*
Seto: *bluuush*
Shizuka: TO THE POOL!
Seto: Thanx for that
Seto: Yes!!
Seto: But...
Seto: Are Mai and Malik still around?
Shizuka: I'm warning you
Shizuka: I'm going to challenge you to a diving contest
Seto: And you think you'll win?
Shizuka: wait!
Shizuka: *puts arm out*
Seto: Huh?
*Mai is lurking around the corner*
Shizuka: shhh
Shizuka: Mai *points
Seto: Can you run?
Shizuka: *flattens against wall*
Seto: Do you think we can run?
Shizuka: what?
Seto: *whispers*
Shizuka: run?
Shizuka: duh!
Shizuka: on 3?
Seto: Ok!
Seto: 1
Seto: 2
Shizuka: want me to carry you this time?
Seto: that's quite alright
Shizuka: 3!
Seto: GO!
Shizuka: *grabs him*
Shizuka: *running
Mai: HEY!
Mai: get back here!
Seto: NEVAH!
Shizuka: *laughing*
Shizuka: *grabs his hand and runs faster*
*Malik jumps in their way*
Malik: GET THEM MAI!!!!!!
Mai: HEY! I'm wearing expensive heels! slow down....
Shizuka: ACK!
Malik: So take 'em off!!!
Malik: I've got 'em!
Shizuka: ummm
Shizuka: malik?
Malik: what?
Shizuka: you....
Malik: I...
Shizuka: don't
Shizuka: have
Shizuka: any
Shizuka: pants on
Malik: what??????!!!!!
Malik: *looks down*
Shizuka: RUN SETO! *pushes him*
Malik: BAKA!!!!!!!!! I"LL GET YOU!!!!!!!!
Seto: Good one!
Mai: *grabs shizuka*
Mai: GOT HER!
Shizuka: let-GO!
Mai: NEVAH!
Seto: Mai...I don't wanna hurt you...but...
Mai: step away muffin...
Shizuka: huh?
Seto: LET HER GO THIS INSTANT OR ELSE!!!!
Shizuka: muffin?
Mai: what?
Mai: he's cute!
Seto: ...muffin?
Shizuka: *stomps on Mai's toes*
Mai: OW!
Shizuka: Go! *shiz grabs seto again and runs*
Shizuka: she had no shoes on
Seto: *running*
Seto: Who, Mai?
Shizuka: yeah
Shizuka: I do
Shizuka: have shoes that is
Seto: Alright, well, keep running
Shizuka: ok
Jou: SHIZ!
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: *turns around
Seto: *stops*
Seto: Jou!
Mai: STOP THEM!
Seto: What are you doing here?
Jou: where are you going'?
Seto: no! Run!!
Shizuka: no time bye jou!
Shizuka: *running*
Seto: faster if you can!!!
Jou: ????? wha-
Shizuka: My, knee-
Seto: it hurts?
Shizuka: it' s bleeding too
Seto: GAH!! *puts her on his back again*
Shizuka: don't stop!
Shizuka: go!
Seto: We'll take care of it when we get there! *runs*
Shizuka: No!
Shizuka: oh bother...
Shizuka: what are you?
Shizuka: my knight in shining armor?
Seto: *drops her onto grass*
Seto: Fine then.
Seto: *walks off*
Shizuka: good! now go!
Seto: I WILL!!
Shizuka: I'm slowing you down
Seto: and I'm going home!
Shizuka: wha?
Shizuka: what did I say?
Seto: Forget it. See you around Shiz
Shizuka: wait....
Seto: *turns around and starts running ...away...*
Shizuka: I didn't mean...
Shizuka: I meant it in a good way
Shizuka: not-
Seto: *didn't hear*
Shizuka: damnit!
Shizuka: SETO!
Shizuka: *pulls some grass*
Seto: *ignores her*
Seto: *walks by the other people, Mai, Malik, Jou...*
Shizuka: *throws grass at him*
Jou: you're leaving her there?
Seto: Shut up Mutt
Mai: *stops to watch*
Seto: *walks by Jou*
Jou: don't be such a cat...
Shizuka: FINE!
Seto: I'd say don't be such an ass, but that's probably ver hard for you, isn't it?
Shizuka: GO THEN!
Jou: no...but it comes easy for you!
Seto: Hnm.
Jou: you're a jerk
Seto: *ignores...walks*
Jou: *walks toward shiz*
Shizuka: go away...
Jou: NO!
Shizuka: fine...whatever
Mai: hey kaiba?
Seto: *stops* What.
Mai: *walks to him*
Mai: wanna call me some time?
Shizuka: *looks up*
Seto: N-nani??
Mai: now that you're....free?
Mai: hmmmmm?
Seto: Tha-You-
Mai: you want my number?
Seto: It-I-
Mai: don't look so shocked!
Seto: ...why?
Mai: just gimme your hand...
Mai: so I can write my number down for you
Seto: Erm-
Shizuka: what?
Shizuka: you can't-w-n-
Mai: don't be shy *grabs hand*
Mai: *scribbles*
Seto: *still shocks*
Mai: there, was that so hard?
Shizuka: you-you-
Shizuka: how-w-I-
Seto: Uh...I-you-
Mai: call me?
Mai: or we could go somewhere now...
Seto: M-n-y-
Mai: you're obviously free
Seto: Uh...
Mai: *takes his hand*
Seto: *blush...confused too*
Mai: where to muffin? *puts head on his shoulder*
Seto: EEEEE!!!!!!!
Mai: what?
Shizuka: *rips off band aid*
Shizuka: *throws it on grass*
Shizuka: there...now I'm littering
Shizuka: I'm single, I litter, I hate guys...
Shizuka: go away Jou!
Malik: What about before then??
Shizuka: what?
Shizuka: what do you mean?
Shizuka: you...wanna go out?
Shizuka: with...me?
Shizuka: still?!
Seto: *jaw drop*
Shizuka: *surprised*
Shizuka: *blinking stupidly*
Shizuka: I'm confused....
Shizuka: I thought.... I thought you didn't like me...
Malik: You never know...
Shizuka: I guess
Shizuka: oh
Shizuka: I see
Malik: Really?
Shizuka: really what?
Malik: Oh, er...I don't know
Shizuka: ok then
Shizuka: *pulls more grass
Mai: let's go honey
Seto: *doesn't talk*
Mai: *walks with seto*
Shizuka: *watches them walk away*
Seto: *looks back at Shizuka confused*
Shizuka: well....it's official
Shizuka: I'm now a full fledged loser...
Malik: Well, I still don't think so
Shizuka: why?
Malik: I just don't
Malik: *shrugs*
Shizuka: I always say the wrong thing
Shizuka: I get myself into trouble and can't get out
Malik: Or...he always took it the wrong way
Shizuka: I feel awful
Malik: It's not your fault...don't
Shizuka: don't WHAT?!
Shizuka: FEEL BAD!
Malik: feel bad!
Shizuka: that's impossible...
Malik: maybe you two just needed some time apart...
Shizuka: lemme ask you something
Malik: s-sure
Shizuka: did you really mind control seto at the pier?
Shizuka: when he was talking to me?
Shizuka: I wanna know what he was gonna say
Malik: I did control him...
Shizuka: and...
Malik: but...
Shizuka: you talked THROUGH him then...right?
Malik: not...when...
Shizuka: when what?
Malik: yeah, I can' talk through people, but not when
Malik: he was talking to you
Shizuka: really?
Malik: *hits self on head*
Malik: *sigh*
Malik: yeah
Shizuka: is that so?
Malik: yeah
Malik: well, now that you know
Shizuka: well...I got rid of a LIAR IS THAT RIGHT! SETO!
Shizuka: I KNEW YOUWERE LYING TO ME! *throws more grass*
Malik: oh yeah, but he did tell me what he was going to say...before Bakume tried to kill him
Shizuka: huh?
Malik: you don't know?
Shizuka: no
Shizuka: that's why I've been asking!
Malik: he was saying...
Malik: that...
Malik: "he
Shizuka: *wide eyed
Shizuka: ?
Shizuka: *throws grass at him*
Shizuka: he what?
Malik: hey! calm down!
Malik: hold on!
Shizuka: sorry
Malik: this IS hard to say...
Malik: and it's not even for me!!
Malik: alright
Shizuka: yeah...so I've heard
Malik: *whispers* " he likes you"
Shizuka: *blank face*
Shizuka: he-he what?
Malik: that's what he told me
Malik: I don't know
Shizuka: oh....
Malik: *shrugs*
Shizuka: oh no...
Malik: *sigh* Teenage Love, it sux, doesn't' it?
Shizuka: and I-I just
Malik: of course, I wouldn't really know
Shizuka: oh no......*cry*
Malik: *blabbing to himself*
Jou: you're lyin'
Malik: That's what he told me afterwards
Jou: he's not that nice...
Malik: then that's also why I woke up at his house
Shizuka: why?
Malik: cause he needed to talk to someone...about -that-
Shizuka: oh
Malik: why he would chose ME is not reasonable...
Shizuka: now I feel worse....*USAGI CRY!!!*
Malik: Oh damn...wait...hold on *takes out cell phone, calls "Shizuka's" number*
Mai: hello?
Malik: Mai?
Mai: ya
Malik: This is Malik
Malik: You know that...by now
Mai: what is that NOISE?!
Malik: What noise?
Mai: that's what I'm asking you
Malik: Oh, I'm not sure, but listen, where are you and Seto?
Mai: downtown
Mai: why?
Malik: and he's still with you....has he spoken?
Mai: no....
Mai: staring into space and mumbling
Malik: Ah. I see. Can you put him on the phone??
Malik: I need to tell him some things
Mai: whatever, good luck
Malik: yeah
Mai: here muffin!
Malik: *rolls eyes*
Mai: *hands over phone
Malik: ...Seto?
Malik: ...Seto, it's Malik...make a noise if you can hear me
Malik: or tape the phone...or something
Seto: hmmm?
Seto: what's that noise?
Malik: Ok, good. Listen up *whispering now* I told Shizuka what you were planning on telling her at the pier the other day
Seto: YOU WHAT?!
Malik: Exactly
Malik: And that's her crying
Seto: I-I'm gonna kill you!
Malik: Over you
Seto: ???
Seto: really?
Malik: Do you think that JOU could make sounds like that??
Shizuka: NO! GET AWAY! *screams at Jou
Seto: no.....why did you say that?!
Malik: say what? tell her?
Seto: no gee I dunno...YES!
Seto: fool...
Malik: she asked, and since you weren't going to tell her, I had to. I mean...look at yourself...you're with Mai...
Seto:: you're all incompetent
Malik: Two minutes after you had an argument
Mai: honey aren't you done yet?
Malik: hey, that wasn't ver nice of you...
Malik: It had to be done. trust me
Seto: SHUT UP MAI! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CHRISTMAS BONUS!
Malik: So what you can do, is get your OWN ass back here, and talk to her
Seto: no-I-I uh...forgot-I have to-ummm
Malik: NO YOU DON"T!!!
Seto: do some stuff
Malik: If you don't get back here, I'll come and get you
Seto: NO!
Shizuka: ok...ok....
Jou: uhhh, mal?
Malik: you know I will...
Jou: she's walking away!
Malik: Hm?
Malik: WhatTTTTT!!!!!
Seto: fine....ten minutes?
Malik: Take the phone! *shoves it into Jou's hands*
Malik: *runs after Shiz*
Shizuka: ACK!
Seto: hello? you there?
Shizuka: *car narrowly misses Shizuka*
Jou: NOOOOO! SHIZUKA!!
Malik: *saves her*
Shizuka: *good*
Seto: What? what happened??
Jou: she's...almost got hit by a car!
Seto: Oh my Ra!
Jou: oh perfect...now she fainted
Jou: I gotta go...
Malik: *picks her up, puts her on the grass*
Seto: Are you still in the same spot??
Shizuka: *awww*
Jou: yea
Jou: not for long
Seto: I"M COMING!!!!
Jou: you have 5 minutes
*click*
Seto: *runs*
Shizuka: AMG....
Shizuka: that was close...
Shizuka: *blinks at sky
Malik: I hope he can make it...
Shizuka: Jou?
Jou: ya
Shizuka: go away....he he he he
Shizuka: ya
Malik: What's wrong with her?
Jou: she's delusional
Malik: Are you alright Shizuka
Shizuka: no I'm not!
Malik: I can see...
Jou: she's acting all drunk...
Malik: you're right...
Malik: do you know who we are??
Shizuka: SURE!
Shizuka: uh....
Malik: go ahead
Shizuka: you're uh....
Shizuka: captain underpants
Shizuka: and you're
Shizuka: umm
Shizuka: Yuske
Shizuka: from Yu Yu Hakusho
Malik: no...that's wrong...
Shizuka: NAH!
Shizuka: you're just seein' things *hiccup*
Malik: I'm M-A-L-I-K and this is your brother J-O-U
Shizuka: oh boy...
Shizuka: my head
Malik: I can imagine, a car nearly hit you!
Shizuka: *faints again*
Malik: Oh man
Shizuka: *gets up*
Malik: Let's try and get her to the hospital...or back home
Shizuka: *staggers over to the curb and tries to hail a cab
Malik: No!!! *grabs her*
Shizuka: hey good lookin'
Malik: No, we don't need anything...you can leave...
Shizuka: *falls limply to ground*
Malik: Shiz...we gotta go
Shizuka: to Sesame Street?!
Shizuka: YEH!
Malik: no-er-yea
Malik: now
Shizuka: GOODIE!
Malik: if you let one of us carry you
Malik: we can go to Sesame Street
Shizuka: OK!
Shizuka: How about you....*grins at malik*
Shizuka: *touches his hair*
Malik: Er, me?
Malik: *hehe* ^^;
Shizuka: yea
Shizuka: you have a hot ass
Malik: *Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*
Shizuka: can I have it?
Malik: no...
Malik: it's mine, I mean, I can't give it to you!
Shizuka: ok!
Shizuka: *grabs his butt*
Malik: ...
Shizuka: *faints again*
[to be continued]
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How was the first chapter? There's more to come and as the story progresses, we'll add the warnings that the chapter contains.
- Killer Queen + Egyptian Firecracker
[Disclaimer] If at any time while reading this fanfic you feel offended, want to hurl, or pee in your pants, we are not responsible. It was your choice to read this, not ours. We just provide it... And all of the characters that are from the anime show Yu-Gi-Oh do not belong to us, but some really awesome guy in Japan. And there are some other characters that will randomly pop in and our, who might be our, then again, they might not be. Another thing: THIS IS A YAOI WARNING!! This fanfic contains lots of yaoi moments and some yuri (on accident).
[Rated] R for maybe language and some suggested and implied themes.
[Authors] Kill Queen + Egyptian Firecracker - me
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Shizuka: do you still want to go somewhere?
Seto: Yeah
Seto: Shall we?
Shizuka: swimming maybe? it's hot out here!
Seto: Sounds good
Shizuka: huh?
Seto: What?
Shizuka: ok then....
Shizuka: well, I kinda need to get my stuff
Seto: Oh! Right
Shizuka: I can't go without a bathing suit..
Seto: *blush*...yeah, I know
Shizuka: wanna come with?
Shizuka: while I take a shower and crap
Seto: ...alright
Shizuka: not crap literally
Shizuka: I mean, get my things *blush*
Seto: I'll make sure Jou doesn't 'lose his mind'...oh wait...that's Malik's job...
Seto: yeah, I know. I understand
Shizuka: you can....sit and watch TV or something
Seto: Sit down! Wow, what an honor
Shizuka: Jou's going out I think....with...M-never mind, it's not important
Seto: Ma...alright
Shizuka: he he...very funny
Seto: I know
Shizuka: ok then, follow me....
They arrive at Shizuka's house and Seto sits down on the couch. Then Shizuka shows him how to work the remote and says she's going to take a quick shower.
Meanwhile.
Shizuka: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The shower is running and Seto hears Shizuka cuss really loud because she cut herself shaving.
When she's done she gets a towel and notices something written on the mirror.
"Nice language, I saw you cut yourself.MU HA HA HA HA HA!
Guess who?"
Shizuka: *runs into the living room while Seto is on the couch flipping channels* You-LITTLE!
Shizuka: What is your problem?!
Seto: Eep! What'd I do??
Shizuka: YOU WENT IN THE BATHROOM WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER!
Shizuka: *smack*
Seto: What? *blush*
Seto: I did not!!!!
Shizuka: *clutching towel* then who wrote that on the mirror?
Shizuka: a ghost?
Shizuka: Casper maybe?
Seto: I don't know...but
Seto: you should put some clothes on first...
Shizuka: ???
Seto: *looks away...*
Shizuka: *blush*
Shizuka: *runs into room and slams door*
Seto: *sigh* geez
Shizuka: *mumbling can be heard*
Shizuka: *something about peeping toms and 'stupid boyfriends'*
Seto: ...hahahaha....
Seto: Jou...you can come out now...
Seto: she thinks I wrote it...
Jou: Jou: sorry...
Seto: What ever
Jou: Wait, no I'm not!
Seto: That was funny
Jou: Did you see the look on her face?
Seto: Yes!
Jou: HA HA HA HA! I haven't got her that good since she moved in!
Seto: Hahahaaaaa
Seto: I have to admit...
Jou: Go look at what I wrote...you'll understand...he he he...
Seto: For a mutt...that was pretty good
Jou: yeah, well....what?
Seto: Alright *gets up*
Jou: ok
Seto: *reads it*
Jou: By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you now
Seto: *comes back*
Seto: What?
Jou: Yeah....you kinda saw everything...almost
Jou: my sister!
Seto: When??
Jou: just now
Seto: She had a towel on...if that's what you mean
Jou: yeah...
Seto: But because YOU wrote guess who, she thinks it's me
Shizuka comes back and Jou dives through the window
Seto: *bits lip to keep from laughing*
Shizuka: *sigh*
Shizuka: ok, let's go....
Seto: Aright *he*
Shizuka: I'll come with you while you get YOUR things
Seto: er...okay?
Seto: Come on then...
Shizuka: *sigh*
Shizuka: *follows like a puppy at his heels*
Seto: *starts to snicker*
Shizuka: I guess....you...
Seto: You look like a puppy at my heals....
Shizuka: oh shut up!
Shizuka: you're so mean
Seto: Seto: haha!
Seto: Seto: Come on...I'm kidding
Shizuka: oh come on!
Seto: Seto: *playfully puts his arm around her*
Seto: Seto: I'm only joking
Shizuka: stop....*picks it off of her*
Shizuka: it's not funny
Seto: Seto: *shrugs* Then let's keep going
Shizuka: you can't do things like that
Seto: Seto: Like what?
Shizuka: seriously....you can't walk in on people
Shizuka: when they're....you know...
Seto: but...really...I didn't!!!
Seto: It was, Jou
Shizuka: suuuure...
Seto: Yes, it was
Shizuka: it's always jou...
Seto: Then he dived out the window when you came back
Shizuka: no...wait...
Shizuka: *stops*
Shizuka: do you have a piece of paper?
Seto: yeah? why?
Shizuka: write something
Seto: Ok, *hands paper*
Shizuka: no...you write something
Seto: Oh..ok...write what?
Shizuka: what was on the mirror
Seto: I don't know
Shizuka: what?
Seto: well...I do know...because Jou told me to read it...after you came out...and were in your room
Shizuka: write; "nice language, I saw you cut yourself...MU HA HA HA HA HA!"
Seto: Alright...*scribbles* Nice language...I saw you cut-
Shizuka: grrr....JOU!
Seto: yourself...
Shizuka: fine...I believe you...
Shizuka: WHOOPS! sorry
Seto: What?
Seto: You believe me? That's good
Shizuka: I accidentally closed my window...
Seto: Aandd....
Shizuka: yea...well
Shizuka: you're handwriting isn't sloppy
Seto: thanx...I think
Shizuka: I'm-I'm-well...I'm sorry...there
Shizuka: so...you WERE on the couch....the WHOLE time?
Seto: I was
Seto: but then Jou told me to go and read it
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: oh...ok
Seto: so I did...and like I said.you were in your room by then
Shizuka: I'll deal with him later *grin*
Shizuka: he hasn't taken a shower yet
Seto: heh. that I gotta se...
Shizuka: yea
Shizuka: ummm...I don't think you'll want to
Shizuka: unless you're...hentai
Mai: AMG! Stop calling me Malik!
Mai: SHIZUKA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Shizuka: uh oh...RUN! *grabs Seto's arm*
Seto: Run??!!
Shizuka: Remember yesterday, I gave Malik MAI'S number not mine!
Shizuka: She's gonna kill me!
Shizuka: RUN!
Seto: Riight----
Malik: SHIZUKA!!!!!!
Malik: I'm gonna KILL YOU TOO!!!!!
Shizuka: Oh no....
Seto: Keep *breath* running
Seto: Almost at my place
Shizuka: got-a-cramp!
Malik: NOW I HAVE A REASON FOR DEATH! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Shizuka: must-have-air!
Seto: No, you've gotta hold out!!
Shizuka: *trips*
Shizuka: ack!
Seto: Oh god...*scoops her up*
Seto: *runs again*
Seto: *transfers her to his back...*
Seto: *so it's not so weird*
Mai: You can't escape!
Malik: NEVAH ESCAPE!!!!!!!
Mai: I don't care how cute you are!
Malik: Who me??
Mai: hey....... is that my bathing suit?!
Shizuka: No!
Seto: Do you take EVERYTHING from her!?
Shizuka: Yours is purple not green!
Mai: Oh yeah....* stops and talks to herself*
Shizuka: No, I just did it to make her stop
Seto: oh man...
Seto: Hahahahaha
Shizuka: *grin*
Shizuka: no!
Shizuka: don't laugh!
Shizuka: you won't make it!
Shizuka: Keep going!
Shizuka: RUN FASTER!
Seto: We're almost there!!!!
Shizuka: they're catching up!
Seto: I'm not that used to running with someone on my back!!
Shizuka: I can see that! don't waste your breath!
Seto: Take the key, out of my pocket...
Seto: I can't get it
Seto: My pants...
Shizuka: which one?
Seto: In the front...thank god...
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: *blush* which...pants pocket?
Seto: Nothing...just get it
Seto: Right
Shizuka: right or left?
Shizuka: k...*fishes around*
Seto: Other right
Shizuka: ummm...they're not there
Seto: You're other right, Shiz...
Shizuka: *blush* right....
Shizuka: got 'em!
Shizuka: sorry about that...
Seto: It's alright
Shizuka: *more blushing*
Seto: Ok, put it in the door here
Seto: *still bluushing...but you can't see it*
Shizuka: yea....
*click!*
Seto: IN IN IN!!!!!
Shizuka: Get In!
Seto: *closed door*
Seto: Thank...god...we're save
Shizuka: *sigh* you can put me down now
Seto: *more blushing* Right
Shizuka: ummm...seriously...down...now...
Seto: *kneels down*
Shizuka: yeah....so....
Shizuka: get your stuff?
Seto: I should...get my stuff
Seto: Yeah
Shizuka: I guess...
Seto: Follow, me...you can wait in here
Shizuka: unless you're showering too
Seto: *leads her too...erm...my room??*
Seto: Why not? It's been a long day so far
Shizuka: ok
Seto: Ok. *opens door*
Seto: You can sit...where ever...bed, couch, and the TV's here
Seto: There's a bathroom connected to my room, so I'll be in here
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: *heart pounding*
Seto: *grabs clothes...goes into B-room*
Shizuka: ok...
Shizuka: I'll...be here
Seto: Sure *blush*
Seto: *goes in*
Seto: *Closes door*
Shizuka: Ok, Shizuka...sit down...anywhere...
Shizuka: *talking to herself*
Shizuka: *shiz sits on bed*
Shizuka: *turns on TV*
Shizuka: *watches south park*
Shizuka: HA HA!
Shizuka: geez.....he takes a long time...
Shizuka: I was faster
Shizuka: *click*
Shizuka: *thinking*
Shizuka: I'm on....his bed...AMG!
Shizuka: *jumps off
Seto: *laughing to himself*
Shizuka: breathe...shiz...breathe.....
Seto: *outta shower...*bluush* dressing....^^;;;; still in b-room*
Shizuka: sit on the couch....yeah....the couch....
Shizuka: *sits*
Shizuka: *stares at ceiling*
Seto: *walks out*
Shizuka: *bites lip*
Seto: What?
Shizuka: ready?
Seto: Yeah
Shizuka: to go?
Shizuka: oh no....
Shizuka: can I use your bathroom!
Seto: What is it?
Seto: Oh, erm...sure...go ahead
Shizuka: *runs and slams door*
Shizuka: shit shit shit!
Seto: Seto: ^^; o-kay....
Shizuka: *bleeding*
Shizuka: *uses tissue*
Shizuka: DAMN IT!
Shizuka: *looks for band-aid*
Seto: Are...you alright?
Seto: *sitting on bed*
Shizuka: yea....
Shizuka: like
Shizuka: oh.....
Shizuka: Seto!
Shizuka: help....
Seto: You alright?
Shizuka: no
Seto: *bluuuuush* Wha-What?
Shizuka: come here
Seto: In there???
Shizuka: I need a band aid
Shizuka: YES IN HERE!
Seto: Oh! Um...alright...I'm coming in,...
Shizuka: come here
Seto: *slowly opens door*
Shizuka: *looks up
Seto: What-do...you need????
Shizuka: my knee is bleeding
Shizuka: I need a band aid
Shizuka: I can't find them
Seto: *looks down at her*
Shizuka: a....big one...
Seto: Oh yeah. They're in here...*walks over to the mirror closet*
Shizuka: what?
Shizuka: what did you think I needed?
Seto: *gets band aid* What? No, I just didn't know
Shizuka: Oh!
Shizuka: You thought-
Shizuka: HA HA HA!
Shizuka: funny
Shizuka: I kinda need to use the sink too
Seto: .......
Seto: yeah, whatever. Here. *holds out band aid*
Shizuka: to wash my knee
Shizuka: could you...
Shizuka: help me?
Seto: ...You can't do it yourself?
Shizuka: I NEED TO CLEAN IT FIRST!
Seto: Sorry!!!
Shizuka: geez
Seto: Hold on....
Shizuka: no...
Seto: *gets the stuff to clean *
Shizuka: too short
Shizuka: just
Seto: What is?
Shizuka: turn on the water
Shizuka: and...
Shizuka: I'll put my knee up there
Seto: ok
Shizuka: you just have to hold my shoulder so I don't fall
Seto: *turns on water*
Seto: su-sure
Shizuka: *done!*
Shizuka: *fake falls*
Seto: Geez! *runs to her*
Shizuka: ha ha ha!
Shizuka: just...haha...kidding....
Seto: What? You're alright?
Seto: Don't DO that again.....
Shizuka: yeah!
Shizuka: ok *shrugs*
Seto: It...scared...me
Shizuka: aww...I'm sorry...
Seto: shut up...
Shizuka: *grin*
Shizuka: ok...*turns off water*
Shizuka: can I have a towel?
Seto: Yeah, *grabs one*
Shizuka: thanks
Shizuka: *dries knee*
Shizuka: band aid?
Seto: Here it is
Seto: *gives it to her*
Shizuka: thank you...
Seto: your...welcome
Shizuka: I feel like royalty...
Seto: I'm sure you do
Shizuka: he he..
Seto: *smiles*
Shizuka: ok then...shall we?
Seto: yeah
*Mokuba opens door*
Mokuba: ummmmm...
Mokuba: SORRY!
Seto: NO!! That's not it!!!
Seto: It's nothing at all...she needed a band aid...
Mokuba: yea...ok...
Seto: *glares*
Mokuba: *looks shocked*
Seto: We'll 'talk' later
Seto: *hugs him*
Mokuba: so you had to come in?
Seto: *knees to his level*
Seto: Yes
Mokuba: eww!
Mokuba: not in front of other people!
Seto: What?
Mokuba: *pushes him away*
Shizuka: you're embarrassing him...*giggles*
Seto: *sigh*
Mokuba: ha ha ha ha ha!
Mokuba: is that-?
Seto: Hmm?
Mokuba: is that Jou's sister?
Seto: Ye-yes...it is...
Mokuba: oooo...
Mokuba: he's gonna kill you!
Mokuba: how come we can't 'talk' now?
Seto: Who's gonna...what?
Seto: Stop confusing me...later
Mokuba: nm
Mokuba: I wanna 'talk'!
Seto: We're going to the pool, we'll be back later
Mokuba: NOW!
Seto: ALRIGHT! Okay Mokuba
Mokuba: NO NOW!
Shizuka: *giggling*
Seto: Shizuka, excuse us...
Shizuka: I'll wait here
Seto: *leads Mokuba away*
Seto: Yeah
Seto: Alright, Mokuba, what is it you wanna 'talk' about?
Mokuba: how come she's here?
Mokuba: in your b-room?
Seto: Because we're going to the pool...er...I was changing in the b-room and she was waiting here, but then her cut began to bleed, so I had to help her with the band aid
Mokuba: suuuure...
Mokuba: what were you doing?
Seto: What? Mokuba! What have you been watching!!!???
Seto: South Park??
Seto: You're not supposed to be watching that show yet!
Mokuba: spice channel...
Seto: MOKUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mokuba: neways.... were you doing stuff?
Seto: *red in the face* OF COURSE NOT!!!!!
Mokuba: ok
Seto: I've told, you I was helping her with her band aid problem!!!
Mokuba: are you gonna marry her?
Seto: *bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*
Seto: Erm.....
Mokuba: you're boring me....
Seto: I don't know...I'm still young...like 16...and you're only, what 10! and you're watching the SPICE CHANNEL!!!
Mokuba: go if you want...I'm watching TV
Seto: NO YOU ARE NOTTT!!!!
Mokuba: why?
Seto: I'm going to have to monitor the TV's from now on
Mokuba: not even cartoons?
Seto: We're renewing all out channels
Seto: We'll see about cartoons
Mokuba: aww man!
Mokuba: I'm leaving now
Seto: whatever. I'll get...um....wait
Mokuba: *hug*
Mokuba: bye!
Seto: oh....geez...bye Mokuba
Shizuka: *opens door*
Shizuka: *giggling*
Seto: Did you hear?
Shizuka: you get porn?
Seto: I had NO idea!!!!
Shizuka: cute
Seto: Who?
Seto: Who's cute?
Shizuka: you
Seto: *blush* me?
Shizuka: I'd get a new cable box
Shizuka: who else?
Shizuka: Elmo?
Shizuka: yeah you!
Seto: Oh, ok *bluuuuush*
Shizuka: do I have to spell it out?
Seto: I got it
Shizuka: are you done?
Seto: With what?
Shizuka: can we go then?
Seto: Oh, yeah, let's
Shizuka: after you
Seto: heh. *walks out*
Shizuka: *grabs something from dresser*
Seto: You coming?
Shizuka: ya
Shizuka: *closes door*
Seto: Come on
Shizuka: hey?
Seto: Hm?
Shizuka: we're upstairs....
Seto: Yeah...I know
Shizuka: and you have a banister...
Seto: ...you wanna slide?
Shizuka: *grin*
Seto: Two sides, let's race!
Shizuka: mm hmm
Seto: *runs to far side*
Shizuka: OK!
Seto: Ready?
Shizuka: 1-2-3!
Seto: GO
Shizuka: *jumps on sideways*
Seto: *winning!!!!!*
Shizuka: look out!
Seto: What?
Shizuka: *pulls ahead*
Shizuka: nothing!
Shizuka: ha ha ha
Seto: grrr...*but still smiles*
Seto: *almost tied...*
Shizuka: *slides down 2nd*
Shizuka: you win!
Seto: Of course! I've done this before!!
Shizuka: you do this a lot?
Seto: Heh. Yeah...well, not as much anymore
Shizuka: *smiles*
Shizuka: its fun
Seto: *nods* it is
Shizuka: why?
Seto: Why what?
Shizuka: why don't you do it anymore?
Seto: Oh, I never had much time...or desire to do so...
Seto: Well, let's go
Seto: *opens door*
Shizuka: liar...*smile*
Shizuka: after you?
Seto: *smirks...but in a nice way!!*
Seto: You first
Shizuka: thank you
Shizuka: what a gentleman
Shizuka: *laugh*
Seto: *bluuush*
Shizuka: TO THE POOL!
Seto: Thanx for that
Seto: Yes!!
Seto: But...
Seto: Are Mai and Malik still around?
Shizuka: I'm warning you
Shizuka: I'm going to challenge you to a diving contest
Seto: And you think you'll win?
Shizuka: wait!
Shizuka: *puts arm out*
Seto: Huh?
*Mai is lurking around the corner*
Shizuka: shhh
Shizuka: Mai *points
Seto: Can you run?
Shizuka: *flattens against wall*
Seto: Do you think we can run?
Shizuka: what?
Seto: *whispers*
Shizuka: run?
Shizuka: duh!
Shizuka: on 3?
Seto: Ok!
Seto: 1
Seto: 2
Shizuka: want me to carry you this time?
Seto: that's quite alright
Shizuka: 3!
Seto: GO!
Shizuka: *grabs him*
Shizuka: *running
Mai: HEY!
Mai: get back here!
Seto: NEVAH!
Shizuka: *laughing*
Shizuka: *grabs his hand and runs faster*
*Malik jumps in their way*
Malik: GET THEM MAI!!!!!!
Mai: HEY! I'm wearing expensive heels! slow down....
Shizuka: ACK!
Malik: So take 'em off!!!
Malik: I've got 'em!
Shizuka: ummm
Shizuka: malik?
Malik: what?
Shizuka: you....
Malik: I...
Shizuka: don't
Shizuka: have
Shizuka: any
Shizuka: pants on
Malik: what??????!!!!!
Malik: *looks down*
Shizuka: RUN SETO! *pushes him*
Malik: BAKA!!!!!!!!! I"LL GET YOU!!!!!!!!
Seto: Good one!
Mai: *grabs shizuka*
Mai: GOT HER!
Shizuka: let-GO!
Mai: NEVAH!
Seto: Mai...I don't wanna hurt you...but...
Mai: step away muffin...
Shizuka: huh?
Seto: LET HER GO THIS INSTANT OR ELSE!!!!
Shizuka: muffin?
Mai: what?
Mai: he's cute!
Seto: ...muffin?
Shizuka: *stomps on Mai's toes*
Mai: OW!
Shizuka: Go! *shiz grabs seto again and runs*
Shizuka: she had no shoes on
Seto: *running*
Seto: Who, Mai?
Shizuka: yeah
Shizuka: I do
Shizuka: have shoes that is
Seto: Alright, well, keep running
Shizuka: ok
Jou: SHIZ!
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: *turns around
Seto: *stops*
Seto: Jou!
Mai: STOP THEM!
Seto: What are you doing here?
Jou: where are you going'?
Seto: no! Run!!
Shizuka: no time bye jou!
Shizuka: *running*
Seto: faster if you can!!!
Jou: ????? wha-
Shizuka: My, knee-
Seto: it hurts?
Shizuka: it' s bleeding too
Seto: GAH!! *puts her on his back again*
Shizuka: don't stop!
Shizuka: go!
Seto: We'll take care of it when we get there! *runs*
Shizuka: No!
Shizuka: oh bother...
Shizuka: what are you?
Shizuka: my knight in shining armor?
Seto: *drops her onto grass*
Seto: Fine then.
Seto: *walks off*
Shizuka: good! now go!
Seto: I WILL!!
Shizuka: I'm slowing you down
Seto: and I'm going home!
Shizuka: wha?
Shizuka: what did I say?
Seto: Forget it. See you around Shiz
Shizuka: wait....
Seto: *turns around and starts running ...away...*
Shizuka: I didn't mean...
Shizuka: I meant it in a good way
Shizuka: not-
Seto: *didn't hear*
Shizuka: damnit!
Shizuka: SETO!
Shizuka: *pulls some grass*
Seto: *ignores her*
Seto: *walks by the other people, Mai, Malik, Jou...*
Shizuka: *throws grass at him*
Jou: you're leaving her there?
Seto: Shut up Mutt
Mai: *stops to watch*
Seto: *walks by Jou*
Jou: don't be such a cat...
Shizuka: FINE!
Seto: I'd say don't be such an ass, but that's probably ver hard for you, isn't it?
Shizuka: GO THEN!
Jou: no...but it comes easy for you!
Seto: Hnm.
Jou: you're a jerk
Seto: *ignores...walks*
Jou: *walks toward shiz*
Shizuka: go away...
Jou: NO!
Shizuka: fine...whatever
Mai: hey kaiba?
Seto: *stops* What.
Mai: *walks to him*
Mai: wanna call me some time?
Shizuka: *looks up*
Seto: N-nani??
Mai: now that you're....free?
Mai: hmmmmm?
Seto: Tha-You-
Mai: you want my number?
Seto: It-I-
Mai: don't look so shocked!
Seto: ...why?
Mai: just gimme your hand...
Mai: so I can write my number down for you
Seto: Erm-
Shizuka: what?
Shizuka: you can't-w-n-
Mai: don't be shy *grabs hand*
Mai: *scribbles*
Seto: *still shocks*
Mai: there, was that so hard?
Shizuka: you-you-
Shizuka: how-w-I-
Seto: Uh...I-you-
Mai: call me?
Mai: or we could go somewhere now...
Seto: M-n-y-
Mai: you're obviously free
Seto: Uh...
Mai: *takes his hand*
Seto: *blush...confused too*
Mai: where to muffin? *puts head on his shoulder*
Seto: EEEEE!!!!!!!
Mai: what?
Shizuka: *rips off band aid*
Shizuka: *throws it on grass*
Shizuka: there...now I'm littering
Shizuka: I'm single, I litter, I hate guys...
Shizuka: go away Jou!
Malik: What about before then??
Shizuka: what?
Shizuka: what do you mean?
Shizuka: you...wanna go out?
Shizuka: with...me?
Shizuka: still?!
Seto: *jaw drop*
Shizuka: *surprised*
Shizuka: *blinking stupidly*
Shizuka: I'm confused....
Shizuka: I thought.... I thought you didn't like me...
Malik: You never know...
Shizuka: I guess
Shizuka: oh
Shizuka: I see
Malik: Really?
Shizuka: really what?
Malik: Oh, er...I don't know
Shizuka: ok then
Shizuka: *pulls more grass
Mai: let's go honey
Seto: *doesn't talk*
Mai: *walks with seto*
Shizuka: *watches them walk away*
Seto: *looks back at Shizuka confused*
Shizuka: well....it's official
Shizuka: I'm now a full fledged loser...
Malik: Well, I still don't think so
Shizuka: why?
Malik: I just don't
Malik: *shrugs*
Shizuka: I always say the wrong thing
Shizuka: I get myself into trouble and can't get out
Malik: Or...he always took it the wrong way
Shizuka: I feel awful
Malik: It's not your fault...don't
Shizuka: don't WHAT?!
Shizuka: FEEL BAD!
Malik: feel bad!
Shizuka: that's impossible...
Malik: maybe you two just needed some time apart...
Shizuka: lemme ask you something
Malik: s-sure
Shizuka: did you really mind control seto at the pier?
Shizuka: when he was talking to me?
Shizuka: I wanna know what he was gonna say
Malik: I did control him...
Shizuka: and...
Malik: but...
Shizuka: you talked THROUGH him then...right?
Malik: not...when...
Shizuka: when what?
Malik: yeah, I can' talk through people, but not when
Malik: he was talking to you
Shizuka: really?
Malik: *hits self on head*
Malik: *sigh*
Malik: yeah
Shizuka: is that so?
Malik: yeah
Malik: well, now that you know
Shizuka: well...I got rid of a LIAR IS THAT RIGHT! SETO!
Shizuka: I KNEW YOUWERE LYING TO ME! *throws more grass*
Malik: oh yeah, but he did tell me what he was going to say...before Bakume tried to kill him
Shizuka: huh?
Malik: you don't know?
Shizuka: no
Shizuka: that's why I've been asking!
Malik: he was saying...
Malik: that...
Malik: "he
Shizuka: *wide eyed
Shizuka: ?
Shizuka: *throws grass at him*
Shizuka: he what?
Malik: hey! calm down!
Malik: hold on!
Shizuka: sorry
Malik: this IS hard to say...
Malik: and it's not even for me!!
Malik: alright
Shizuka: yeah...so I've heard
Malik: *whispers* " he likes you"
Shizuka: *blank face*
Shizuka: he-he what?
Malik: that's what he told me
Malik: I don't know
Shizuka: oh....
Malik: *shrugs*
Shizuka: oh no...
Malik: *sigh* Teenage Love, it sux, doesn't' it?
Shizuka: and I-I just
Malik: of course, I wouldn't really know
Shizuka: oh no......*cry*
Malik: *blabbing to himself*
Jou: you're lyin'
Malik: That's what he told me afterwards
Jou: he's not that nice...
Malik: then that's also why I woke up at his house
Shizuka: why?
Malik: cause he needed to talk to someone...about -that-
Shizuka: oh
Malik: why he would chose ME is not reasonable...
Shizuka: now I feel worse....*USAGI CRY!!!*
Malik: Oh damn...wait...hold on *takes out cell phone, calls "Shizuka's" number*
Mai: hello?
Malik: Mai?
Mai: ya
Malik: This is Malik
Malik: You know that...by now
Mai: what is that NOISE?!
Malik: What noise?
Mai: that's what I'm asking you
Malik: Oh, I'm not sure, but listen, where are you and Seto?
Mai: downtown
Mai: why?
Malik: and he's still with you....has he spoken?
Mai: no....
Mai: staring into space and mumbling
Malik: Ah. I see. Can you put him on the phone??
Malik: I need to tell him some things
Mai: whatever, good luck
Malik: yeah
Mai: here muffin!
Malik: *rolls eyes*
Mai: *hands over phone
Malik: ...Seto?
Malik: ...Seto, it's Malik...make a noise if you can hear me
Malik: or tape the phone...or something
Seto: hmmm?
Seto: what's that noise?
Malik: Ok, good. Listen up *whispering now* I told Shizuka what you were planning on telling her at the pier the other day
Seto: YOU WHAT?!
Malik: Exactly
Malik: And that's her crying
Seto: I-I'm gonna kill you!
Malik: Over you
Seto: ???
Seto: really?
Malik: Do you think that JOU could make sounds like that??
Shizuka: NO! GET AWAY! *screams at Jou
Seto: no.....why did you say that?!
Malik: say what? tell her?
Seto: no gee I dunno...YES!
Seto: fool...
Malik: she asked, and since you weren't going to tell her, I had to. I mean...look at yourself...you're with Mai...
Seto:: you're all incompetent
Malik: Two minutes after you had an argument
Mai: honey aren't you done yet?
Malik: hey, that wasn't ver nice of you...
Malik: It had to be done. trust me
Seto: SHUT UP MAI! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CHRISTMAS BONUS!
Malik: So what you can do, is get your OWN ass back here, and talk to her
Seto: no-I-I uh...forgot-I have to-ummm
Malik: NO YOU DON"T!!!
Seto: do some stuff
Malik: If you don't get back here, I'll come and get you
Seto: NO!
Shizuka: ok...ok....
Jou: uhhh, mal?
Malik: you know I will...
Jou: she's walking away!
Malik: Hm?
Malik: WhatTTTTT!!!!!
Seto: fine....ten minutes?
Malik: Take the phone! *shoves it into Jou's hands*
Malik: *runs after Shiz*
Shizuka: ACK!
Seto: hello? you there?
Shizuka: *car narrowly misses Shizuka*
Jou: NOOOOO! SHIZUKA!!
Malik: *saves her*
Shizuka: *good*
Seto: What? what happened??
Jou: she's...almost got hit by a car!
Seto: Oh my Ra!
Jou: oh perfect...now she fainted
Jou: I gotta go...
Malik: *picks her up, puts her on the grass*
Seto: Are you still in the same spot??
Shizuka: *awww*
Jou: yea
Jou: not for long
Seto: I"M COMING!!!!
Jou: you have 5 minutes
*click*
Seto: *runs*
Shizuka: AMG....
Shizuka: that was close...
Shizuka: *blinks at sky
Malik: I hope he can make it...
Shizuka: Jou?
Jou: ya
Shizuka: go away....he he he he
Shizuka: ya
Malik: What's wrong with her?
Jou: she's delusional
Malik: Are you alright Shizuka
Shizuka: no I'm not!
Malik: I can see...
Jou: she's acting all drunk...
Malik: you're right...
Malik: do you know who we are??
Shizuka: SURE!
Shizuka: uh....
Malik: go ahead
Shizuka: you're uh....
Shizuka: captain underpants
Shizuka: and you're
Shizuka: umm
Shizuka: Yuske
Shizuka: from Yu Yu Hakusho
Malik: no...that's wrong...
Shizuka: NAH!
Shizuka: you're just seein' things *hiccup*
Malik: I'm M-A-L-I-K and this is your brother J-O-U
Shizuka: oh boy...
Shizuka: my head
Malik: I can imagine, a car nearly hit you!
Shizuka: *faints again*
Malik: Oh man
Shizuka: *gets up*
Malik: Let's try and get her to the hospital...or back home
Shizuka: *staggers over to the curb and tries to hail a cab
Malik: No!!! *grabs her*
Shizuka: hey good lookin'
Malik: No, we don't need anything...you can leave...
Shizuka: *falls limply to ground*
Malik: Shiz...we gotta go
Shizuka: to Sesame Street?!
Shizuka: YEH!
Malik: no-er-yea
Malik: now
Shizuka: GOODIE!
Malik: if you let one of us carry you
Malik: we can go to Sesame Street
Shizuka: OK!
Shizuka: How about you....*grins at malik*
Shizuka: *touches his hair*
Malik: Er, me?
Malik: *hehe* ^^;
Shizuka: yea
Shizuka: you have a hot ass
Malik: *Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*
Shizuka: can I have it?
Malik: no...
Malik: it's mine, I mean, I can't give it to you!
Shizuka: ok!
Shizuka: *grabs his butt*
Malik: ...
Shizuka: *faints again*
[to be continued]
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How was the first chapter? There's more to come and as the story progresses, we'll add the warnings that the chapter contains.
- Killer Queen + Egyptian Firecracker
