[O-RPG 2003]
[Chapter Disclaimer] Ok, so the things that you can expect in the following chapter are... yaoi, slight yuri, a moment of insanity and mind lossage, brain damage, and flavor tasting. Oh yeah, we don't own the YGO cast that is presented in this chapter.
//when there are words in these things, it means someone is thinking this//
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Malik: SHITTTTTT!!!!!!
Shizuka: he he he!
Jou: give her to me
Malik: What ARE you doing?
Shizuka: I-
Shizuka: ummm.....ooooooo looooookkkk...
Shizuka: *points*
Malik: huh?
Malik: *looks*
Shizuka: *to a Mr. Donuts plastic dummy*
Malik: *anime fall*
Shizuka: so....hungry....
Malik: WHAT????
Malik: *sigh* Alright, we'll get you something to eat...
Malik: then we go home
Jou: she's delusional....
Malik: She is
Jou: ya
Malik: Actually...I could go for some food now...
Jou: Kaiba said he was coming
Jou: should we wait?
Malik: Then you can wait for him! You know you love each other!!!
Malik: I'll take Shizuka!!
Shizuka: oooo
Malik: *grabs her arm*
Shizuka: you said love!
Malik: Let's go!!!
Malik: *heehee*
Shizuka: *still acting drunkenly*
Malik: Yes, Shizuka, you brother has a crush!!
Jou: *waits.impatiently*
Jou: *then decides not to*
Jou: WAIT!
Shizuka: he he he
Shizuka: luver!
Malik: *hehe*
Malik: Luver? Who?
Shizuka: dunno
Malik: Alright, let's get some food!
Shizuka: no
Malik: Huh? Why?
Shizuka: I'm not hungry
Shizuka: he he he
Malik: *anime fall*
Malik: *slaps head* Then what do you want?
Shizuka: *spitting wildly*
Shizuka: luver...
Malik: Who is?
Shizuka: dunno
Malik: You can't leave people hanging!!!
Shizuka: *spits more wildly*
Shizuka: he he he *cracking up*
Malik: Shizuka, stop it
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: ooooo...pretty....
Malik: What is
Shizuka: *points at a piece of gum on the sidewalk*
Malik: *rolls eyes*
Malik: Oh ra, help me
Jou: gimme her arm
Shizuka: ewww....
Jou: what?!
Malik: Shizuka...let's go, we're going home!
Jou: right....home
Shizuka: h-o-m-e
Shizuka: HOME!
Malik: oh geez...
Jou: now she's spellin'
Malik: How can we do this easily?
Shizuka: CAR!
Malik: Stay away from it!
Shizuka: *starts trying to run away*
Malik: *grabs her arm*
Shizuka: NO!!!
Malik: Yes!!!!
Malik: You must CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Mai pushes seto out of the car and drives away*
Malik: You're here?
Malik: Thank Ra...
Seto: What happened?
Shizuka: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Seto: What's wrong with her?
Jou: *rolls eyes* she almost got hit
Malik: By a car
Shizuka: you-
Shizuka: HAHA!
Shizuka: you-HA HA HAH A!
Seto: what-
Malik: Don't even TRY to understand
Shizuka: *slides down malik to ground*
Malik: Huh????
Jou: malik....
Malik: oh
Malik: What
Shizuka: *choking!*
Jou: SHIZ!
Malik: Oh RA!!!
Shizuka: *stops choking*
Shizuka: spit....
Shizuka: in throat....
Malik: *slaps head*
Malik: Stop scaring us like that!!!
Shizuka: he he....
Shizuka: you-
Shizuka: you- HAHAHAHAHA!
Shizuka: *points at seto*
Seto: What about me?
Seto: Are you laughing at me?
Jou: ummmmm...
Jou: you don't-
Shizuka: HAVE PANTS!
Jou: yes he does!
Jou: she's delusional
Seto: Oh Ra....
Seto: That is...SAD!!! JOU!!!
Shizuka: you don't have shoes!
Malik: Seto: THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!
Seto: *starts to strangle him*
Shizuka: and you're wet *looks serious*
Seto: *stops* What?
Jou: ACK!
Shizuka: you're wet....
Seto: I sort of went swimming
Jou: *rubs his neck*
Seto: *hits Jou*
Shizuka: *tears well up in her eyes...*
Malik: What's wrong?
Shizuka: MALIK!
Malik: What?!
Shizuka: *pulls malik to ground*
Malik: Uhh...
Shizuka: *uses his shirt as a tissue*
Malik: Yes?
Malik: Oh ra...
Malik: SIIIICK!!!!
Shizuka: ewww...
Shizuka: you're dirty
Malik: *tires to pull away*
Shizuka: *grab!*
Shizuka: no!
Shizuka: stay.... *pats grass*
Malik: ack! *gets pulled back*
Shizuka: nice kitty...
Malik: O-kay...
Malik: Kitty?
Malik: I'm not a cat!
Shizuka: *pets his head*
Seto: *death glare*
Shizuka: I like your hair
Malik: *bluuush* heh. erm...what are you doing?
Shizuka: *starts purring*
Malik: Oh? Is that so...thanks....
Malik: err.........
Shizuka: *hugs malik and pets him*
Malik: Meep!!!!
Malik: *bluuush* What-what are you doing?
Shizuka: *rubs head on malik*
Seto: *still glaring daggers at Malik*
Shizuka: *like a cat rubs your leg*
Malik: *nervous laugh*
Shizuka: no belt?
Shizuka: *stops purring and petting*
Malik: It's at home...
Shizuka: *searches frantically for a belt*
Malik: Seto has one
Shizuka: OH!
Seto: What??
Shizuka: *grabs his leg*
Shizuka: belt.....
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: no...belt?
Shizuka: *looks at seto*
Shizuka: all...gone?
Malik: Well...
Seto: Gone? What?
Shizuka: you don't have belts on....
Malik: It's at my house right now!!!
Shizuka: NOT YOU MALIK!
Seto: I actually do...
Shizuka: really? *eye sparkle*
Malik: *jumps 5 feet*
Seto: *smirk* Yeah
Shizuka: ooooo
Shizuka: malik?
Malik: What?
Shizuka: never mind...I forgot...he he he
Malik: *rolls eyes*
Malik: Jou, let's go
Malik: This is sad
Jou: shiz?
Shizuka: WHAT?!
Jou: you-HA HA HA HA! you lost your towel!
Shizuka: hmm?
Shizuka: *blush*
Malik: Shizuka!!!!!
Shizuka: *nervous laugh*
Malik: haha!
Shizuka: *tear*
Seto: Oh Ra.
Shizuka: oooooooooo
Seto: Are you alright?
Shizuka: belt...
Jou: where?
Shizuka: on me....
Seto: One me
Shizuka: *takes her belt and ties it on Malik's neck*
Malik: *gags* What???
Shizuka: pretty....now we match...
Malik: S-sure!!
Malik: Of course!!
Malik: heh
Shizuka: nice....*grins*...come with me
Shizuka: *grabs belt and drags him like a dog on a leash*
Malik: *nervous laugh* alright...
Shizuka: *standing that is*
Jou: come back here
Shizuka: *turns* me?...or my kitty?
Malik: Kitty...hehe
Shizuka: *pets malik*
Shizuka: nice Siamese kitty....
Malik: *purrs *
Shizuka: *licks his cheek*
Malik: *freezes*
Shizuka: *hug*
Malik: *returns it...almost*
Malik: Seto: *shock*
Jou: he....he he he....SHIZUKA!
Jou: NO! BAD GIRL!
Malik: I think not
Shizuka: b-b-bad?
Malik: No, you're not a bad girl
Shizuka: really?
Malik: Of course you're not!!!
Shizuka: *sits down abruptly, dragging malik violently downward*
Shizuka: *by the belt*
Malik: ACK!
Malik: What's wrong?
Shizuka: ooohhhh!
Shizuka: sorry kitty
Shizuka: *licks cheek again*
Malik: Aw, it's alright
Jou: SHIZUKA! NO!
Malik: *bluuuuuuuush* *nervous laugh* heh heh
Shizuka: why?
Seto: *sits down*
Malik: He doesn't know what he's talking about
Shizuka: huh? *looks questioningly at seto...*
Shizuka: you-you!
Seto: I am...confused....I don't...get...anything
Shizuka: HA HA HA HA!
Shizuka: *points*
Malik: *laughs*
Shizuka: *falls over laughing*
Jou: What? I don't get it....
Malik: *falls down with her...belt*
Malik: Of course you wouldn't!!
Shizuka: you-you...HA HA HA HA HA!
Jou: did I miss something?
Malik: hahahaaaaa!
Shizuka: he....he lo- HA HA HA HA!
Shizuka: he lo-HAHAHAHA!
Malik: Ha! er...what?
Shizuka: he lo-HAHAHA!
Malik: he lo-
Shizuka: too...funny!
Shizuka: me!
Shizuka: HA HA HA HA!
Malik: Hahahaha....
Shizuka: like queen!
Shizuka: play the-HA HA HA!
Shizuka: GAME!
Shizuka: HA HA HA!
Malik: Haha
Malik: Play the game!!!
Malik: HAHAHAAAAAA
Shizuka: *sigh*
Shizuka: *wipes eyes*
Shizuka: ya
Shizuka: luver....
Malik: Luver? Who?
Shizuka: dunno
Malik: *sweat drop*
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Shizuka: *crawls away*
Shizuka: *falls on back and looks at clouds*
Malik: *siiigh*
Shizuka: look kitty! A BUNNIE!
Malik: Heh heh
Shizuka: *giggles*
Shizuka: oooo *sits up*
Shizuka: a hill!
Shizuka: ROLL!
Jou: NO!
Malik: Roll?
Malik: Down it?
Jou: *grabs her arm*
Shizuka: stop jou *says like a baby*
Shizuka: *slaps his hand away*
Shizuka: roll?
Malik: Heh.
Malik: With me??? er...
Shizuka: *makes hand gesture*
Shizuka: *smile*
Malik: *smirk*
Shizuka: *pins malik to ground and rolls (on?) him
Shizuka: *down the hill*
Malik: AHHHH!!!!!!!
Shizuka: weeeee!
*they hit a tree*
Jou: NO!!!!
Malik: OOOUUUUCHHHHH
Shizuka: oh...my head....
Malik: *"saves" Shiz...he hits first*
Shizuka: and my hair....*pick grass out of her hair*
Malik: it-itai...
Shizuka: owww....
Malik: My...head...body...feet...legs...
Shizuka: *sits up and rubs knee and head*
Shizuka: malik?
Malik: Are you...alright?
Malik: Oooowwwww
Shizuka: what....are we doing here?
Shizuka: WHERE IS MY TOWEL! *MAJOR blush!*
Malik: You-you are okay now?
Shizuka: is that my...BELT?!
Malik: *sigh* yeah, you put it on me
Shizuka: what the hell-
Jou: SHIZUKA! you CAN NOT DO THAT!
Shizuka: do what?
Malik: you've licked my face too...
Shizuka: no....no really? *shocked*
Shizuka: so that's what that taste is
Seto: *sitting on the top of hill...still*
Shizuka: you taste like cinnamon
Malik: *bluush*
Malik: Oh, thank you
Malik: Is that good?
Shizuka: *laugh*
Shizuka: it tastes good...anyway....
Malik: *laughs*
Shizuka: like a mint I guess
Malik: Well, thank you
Shizuka: no problem
Malik: Now I might have to consider licking myself sometime
Shizuka: can I...have my belt back?
Malik: But not now...
Malik: Yeah..
Malik: *takes it off*
Shizuka: *licks her own arm*
Shizuka: EWW!
Malik: What?
Shizuka: grass...
Malik: Aw..
Shizuka: *spits out grass*
Shizuka: I taste like grass
Shizuka: I think...
Malik: haha
Shizuka: *holds out arm*
Jou: NO!
Shizuka: *stops her*
Malik: Well, do you want...er...me to lick you?
Jou: you taste fine...NO MALIK!
Shizuka: party pooper....
Malik: You really suck Jou
Malik: *whispers* later...
Shizuka: *whispers* maybe....*grins*
Malik: *smirks*
Shizuka: NOW!
Shizuka: *holds out other arm*
Malik: *licks it*
*jou isn't looking*
Malik: Hmm...
Shizuka: so?
Jou: HEY!
Malik: That's nice...it's like...
Shizuka: SETO!
Shizuka: *shouts up hill*
Seto: ...
Shizuka: GET YOUR KAWAII ASS DOWN HERE!
Seto: *gets up*
Seto: *starts to walk...trips...rolls...*
Seto: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhh!!!!!!
Shizuka: he he he...
Shizuka: *smiles*
Shizuka: look out!
Shizuka: *pushes malik and jou*
Seto: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Shizuka: oh no....
Shizuka: *covers head*
Seto: *CRASH!*
Seto: *hit a building*
Shizuka: Seto!
Seto: *not moving*
Seto: ...
Shizuka: *runs while re-stringing belt through loops on bathing suit*
Shizuka: are you ok?
Seto: ...*moan*...
Shizuka: are you....broken?
Seto: *moans louder as if "no you idiot!"*
Shizuka: *feels arms and head to make sure*
Seto: *slowly opens eyes*
Shizuka: baka....
Shizuka: *picks up and hugs*
Seto: *in hug* ...*bluush*
Shizuka: you're so stupid *smiles*
Seto: *opens mouth* *no sound*
Shizuka: I thought you left *releases him*
Seto: *falls limp*
Shizuka: SETO!
Shizuka: *grabs again*
Shizuka: *shakes his head*
Seto: ...itai....
Shizuka: ??
Shizuka: you're wet
Shizuka: *confused*
Seto: mmmmmmnnnmn mnm nnnnn mmmmAAAAAA nnnn amm...
Shizuka: awww.....
Shizuka: where does it hurt?
Seto: mmmevrymeer
Shizuka: everywhere?
Seto: *slightly nods*
Shizuka: GOOD! You deserve it!
Shizuka: Why are you wet?
Seto: Wha?
Seto: Mai...pushed me into a pool...
Shizuka: you went swimming didn't you...with Mai?
Seto: then...
Seto: followed.......
Seto: Sorry...
Shizuka: are you lying to me?
Seto: I don't care about her...she pushed me
Shizuka: don't do that anymore
Shizuka: can you stand up?
Seto: Can you help me?
Shizuka: do I want to?
Seto: Will you?
Shizuka: maybe...
Shizuka: if...
Seto: if...
Shizuka: oh! hang on... MALIK!
Shizuka: What's the verdict?
Malik: What?
Shizuka: *holds up arm*
Malik: Vanilla-ish...it's good!! ^__^
Shizuka: ^_*
Malik: *smiles...slyly*
Seto: What's that about...
Shizuka: here...*drags him up*
Shizuka: *seto that is*
Seto: Ooohhhh....Thank you...
Shizuka: oh... he licked my
Shizuka: arm
Seto: ...wha...wha-WHAT!!!!!!!
Shizuka: Apparently I taste like vanilla
Seto: *stands up straight* MALIK!!!!!!!
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Seto: *runs after him*
Shizuka: No! Stop!
Malik: Hahahaha hahahaaaaa....ack!!!
Shizuka: *shakes head*
Jou: did I miss something?
Seto: *stops right before him* What ARE you doing?
Shizuka: YES!
Malik: She licked me first...cinnamon...
Shizuka: oh bother...
Shizuka: *giggles* it's true
Malik: So then, she asked me to taste her. So I did
Malik: *laughs*
Seto: WHAT!!!!
Shizuka: *anime fall*
Seto: *turns to Shiz* Why?
Shizuka: eh....he he he....
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Shizuka: I wanted to know
Malik: *sigh* That's odd...
Shizuka: yeah!
Shizuka: why?
Malik: Why what?
Shizuka: you wanted to do it?
Shizuka: *smirks*
Malik: Lick you?
Shizuka: why not?
Shizuka: I could use a second opinion
Seto: *shrugs*
Seto: So yes then?
Jou: STOP THE LICKING!
Shizuka: sure
Shizuka: pick an appendage
Malik: AHAHAHAHHA AAAHHHH haha ...You feel left out Jou!!!
Malik: I'll lick you!!!
Jou: NO!
Seto: I think an arm will do...
Jou: RUN AWAY!
Shizuka: you sure?
Malik: Come back here!!! I wanna taste you!!!
Shizuka: this one has grass on it
Seto: Well...ew...
Shizuka: and that one....has already been tasted
Seto: Where else?
Shizuka: ??
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Malik: Seto: *thinks for a moment*
Shizuka: *thinking*
Seto: *kisses her lips*
Shizuka: *shock!*
Shizuka: that works
Seto: Vanilla
Seto: I like it...*kisses her again*
Shizuka: ya?
Jou: *screaming and running in circles away from malik*
Malik: Come back!!!
Malik: Are you chocolate then!!!???
Jou: FINE!
Malik: Seto: *still kissing...* *stops*
Jou: here....*reluctantly holds out arm*
Shizuka: hmmm?
Malik: *hehe* excellent!!!
Shizuka: HA HA HA HA!
Shizuka: look!
Seto: *looks*
Shizuka: Jou's getting a taste test
Shizuka: from malik
Malik: *grabs arm...and somehow pulls him into a hug, so he can't get away...*
Seto: ...oh. weird...^^
Jou: ACK!
Malik: Alright...let's see now...
Jou: don't....kiss me....
Malik: Kiss you?
Jou: *looks scared*
Malik: I don't want to kiss you...
Jou: NO!
Malik: or ...do I?
Malik: Do you??
Shizuka: *covers mouth*
Malik: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Jou: NO WAY!
Shizuka: I do....*grabs seto's shirt*
Malik: AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA HA AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhh
Jou: MERCY!
Malik: NEVAH!!!!
Malik: See...Jou
Malik: Look at your sister...
Malik: She's getting kissed!!
Malik: It's not that bad...*hehe* *devil eyes*
Jou: WHA?!
Jou: EEEEWWWW!!!
Malik: AAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Jou: KAIBA!
Shizuka: *stops*
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: uh oh....
Seto: *looks* What is it...
Shizuka: he's mad
Shizuka: cause I kissed you
Seto: *shrugs* Oh well..
Shizuka: by the way.
Seto: Yeah
Shizuka: you taste like cherry
Seto: *laughs*
Shizuka: we're cherry vanilla ice cream
Seto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaaa
Seto: Cute. That's very cute.
Shizuka: *giggle*
Seto: Like you are
Shizuka: I know...
Shizuka: *thinks*
Shizuka: I don't think we ever did that before huh?
Seto: *bluush* I guess not
Seto: Problem with that?
Shizuka: did you-?
Shizuka: no...
Seto: Did I...
Seto: What?
Shizuka: did you.....ever?
Seto: Ever....
Shizuka: *blush* kiss anyone else?
Shizuka: like Mai?
Seto: ...
Seto: yeah
Shizuka: Mai?
Seto: No...you
Shizuka: no...anyone ELSE
Seto: ...no...only you
Shizuka: oh....*blush*
Seto: *turns away*
Seto: *embarrassed*
Shizuka: Jou: why am I always-MALIK NO!
Shizuka: Jou: I DON'T WANNA BE KISSED!
Malik: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAa
Malik: YOU WILL BE!!!!!!!
Malik: Maybe not by me....
Malik: But soon enough!!!
Malik: Or...do you want me to kiss you...
Jou: *thinks*.......where?
Jou: WAIT!
Malik: Where??
Jou: I meant no!
Malik: *screams* Where do you want me to kiss you!!!???
Jou: ummm.....wait no I don't!
Malik: ???
Shizuka: KISS HIM!
Jou: SHIZUKA!
Malik: *sly smile* Of course you don't ....
Seto: *laughs*
Malik: I think I should...
Shizuka: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Malik: Would this be your first??
Malik: With either gender...I should say...
Jou: no
Malik: No...what?
Jou: not my first kiss
Malik: Who else?
Shizuka: WHAT?!
Shizuka: who did you kiss?
Jou: myob
Malik: Who??
Malik: Myob???
Malik: what?
Shizuka: *shiz grabs seto and goes over to get a better view*
Shizuka: it means mind your own business
Malik: Oh does it...
Malik: So then I can assume...
Shizuka: oh....I know
Malik: That you haven't kissed anyone...
Malik: or not? Who?
Malik: *still hugging Jou...turns to face Shiz*
Shizuka: *whispers to seto: "myaami"*
Shizuka: *laughing*
Shizuka: what?
Seto: ....wha...wha...WHAT!!!!!!!!
Shizuka: he kissed three girls actually
Jou: NO!
Seto and Malik: WHO!!??
Seto: Well, we know one...
Shizuka: and a boy
Seto: ....
Jou: NO! SHIZ NO!
Malik: Do tell!!!!!
Shizuka: ok!
Shizuka: *turns to seto*
Malik: *grabs Jou tighter to he can't escape*
Shizuka: should I?
Seto: I think so...I'd like to know!
Shizuka: *grins*
Malik: TELL US!!!!!
Shizuka: let's see....there was that girl in 5th grade
Malik: Alright...
Shizuka: what was her name jou?
Shizuka: OH!
Shizuka: Claire
Shizuka: and then, myaami
Malik: Claire...mental note: kill Claire
Shizuka: and....oooo you'll like this
Malik: WHO!!!!!!
Shizuka: I dunno if I should tell you
Shizuka: :-)
Shizuka: Honda...
Malik: *jaw dROPPPPPPPPS*
Jou: NO!
Seto: Honda???
Jou: it was an experiment! that's all!
Shizuka: *laughing*
Shizuka: and then...
Shizuka: he kissed...
Malik: Some one else???!!!!
Malik: Seto: TELL!!!!!
Shizuka: no....
Jou: thank ra
Malik: You wont' tell??
Shizuka: wait...
Malik: Wait...
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: Tell!!!
Shizuka: no!
Seto: why not?
Malik: *puzzled*
Jou: I'll tell you!
Shizuka: NO JOU NO!
Malik: Huh??
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: What?
Jou: her
Shizuka: oh no
Shizuka: Jou: ya I kissed my sister
Seto: ...
Malik: ...
Shizuka: Jou: so?
Malik: Alright...
Jou: she's my sister!
Shizuka: yah
Seto: Ok
Shizuka: and that makes it worse
Seto: so...moving along...
Jou: so, all brothers kiss their sisters
Shizuka: drop it Jou
Malik: So...
Malik: You've had experience...
Shizuka: go on malik....
Malik: This should be interesting...
Shizuka: he deserves it!
Malik: *smirking like crazy*
Jou: NO!
Jou: OH RA NO!
Shizuka: 1
Shizuka: 2
Shizuka: 3!
Shizuka: KISS!
Malik: *grabs Jou's face*
Malik: *kiss!*
Shizuka: he he
Jou: mmmm?
Shizuka: uhhh...guys?
Seto: What?
Seto: I think they're busy...
Jou: *opens mouth*
Shizuka: ewww...
Malik: *eyes wide open*
Malik: *shrugs*
Jou: *stops*
Jou: she's rig...cinnamon
Malik: Heh, why thank you
Shizuka: AMG!
Malik: You taste like...Peach, Jou
Jou: really?
Malik: Yeah...
Malik: Not bad
Jou: I always thought of myself as a ..... banana
Malik: Really?
Jou: or lemon
Malik: No, I think Peach...
Shizuka: oh goddess...
Malik: Well...*hehe* we can always try again...
Malik: *sly smile*
Jou: oh! cool....you can let go now
Malik: No...
Malik: I think we should try that again...
Malik: Until we get the right flavor...
Jou: I'll...pass *whispers "later"*
Shizuka: NO!
Malik: *smirks*
Shizuka: you're creepin' me out!
Malik: *whispers* Don't forget...
Malik: *lets go*
Jou: don't bet on it
Jou: *later......*
Shizuka: uhhh...guys?
Jou: what?
Seto: That was...
Seto: Disturbing..
Shizuka: to put it simply
Jou: *grabs malik again*
Jou: payback time shiz!
Shizuka: wha?
Jou: you kissed kaiba...so I'm creepin' you out
Shizuka: I can't watch........
Malik: *hehe*
Seto: Turn around Shiz...
Mai: oh! goodie!
Mai: let's have a kissing contest!
Malik: NO!!!! He's mine...
Mai: guys?!
Malik: Get the hell away!!!!!
Malik: *chases her*
Shizuka: WAIT!
Malik: *down the street*
Shizuka: she's right *grins*
Jou: huh?
Malik: *walks back*
Shizuka: who tastes the best?
Malik: What?
Malik: hmm...
Shizuka: let's find out
Malik: We'll have to double check...
Shizuka: I'm not kissing Jou though
Seto: Yeah...a agree...not to that
Jou: yea
Malik: Alright then!!!
Shizuka: WAIT!
Shizuka: let's get more contestants
Malik: What?
Shizuka: get Mai back here
Malik: No...I like the ones we have
Shizuka: NO!
Malik: NEVAH!!!!!!!
Shizuka: MORE!
Shizuka: MORE!
Malik: N!O!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Wait...
Malik: Only Ryou...
Jou: I wanna see shiz kiss Mai!
Shizuka: NO JOU!
Shizuka: hentai
Seto: //it might be interesting//
Shizuka: boys...
Seto: I am not kissing Mai...
Mai: you wanted us? *has Ryou with her*
Malik: Me neither....
Malik: Only Ryou
Jou: I will...
Malik: No...*grabs his hand*
Shizuka: let's pair off?
Malik: I get Jou
Shizuka: pick a number out of......who has a hat?
Ryou: me
Shizuka: good
Shizuka: *picks a number*
Shizuka: pick a damn number!
Malik: Seto: What?
Shizuka: pick
Shizuka: *holds out hat*
Malik: Ready?
Malik: *Malik picks*
Shizuka: I have....5
Malik: FIVE!!!!!!!!!
Jou: I have....8
Shizuka: oh ra....
Shizuka: *looks mortified*
Ryou: 3
Mai: 3
Ryou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Jou: Kaiba?
Shizuka: oh no.....
Seto: I got...got...got...
Shizuka: you're with Jou, Seto
Seto: 8...
Shizuka: NO!
Shizuka: you can't kiss my brother!
Seto: ...NO WAY!!!!!!!
Malik: YES!!!!!!
Shizuka: then it's like I'm kissing him!
Malik: This is perfect!!!!!!!!
Shizuka: if I kiss you!
Shizuka: why?
Ryou: I like this!!!
Malik: So it's decided: Ryou and Mai
Mai: I don't.....I wanted seto
Malik: Seto and Jou
Malik: And me and Shiz
Shizuka: *looks around*
Shizuka: I don't wanna
Malik: ...
Shizuka: oh never mind
Shizuka: *kisses malik
Malik: *opens mouth*
Shizuka: *shocked!*
Shizuka: why did you-
Shizuka: HEY!
Malik: *still kissing....*
Shizuka: lmmmemmmmeeemmmmgmmmmommmmm
Malik: *let's go*
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: where?
Malik: What?
Shizuka: what?
Malik: You said " where"
Shizuka: didn't you.....
Shizuka: OH!
Shizuka: never mind
Malik: *shrugs*
Shizuka: I thought I heard someone
Shizuka: did you say something seto?
Seto: no...I was looking away....
Shizuka: oh...right
Shizuka: *embarrassed*
Malik: That wasn't too bad
Shizuka: wha?
Malik: Better than licking for a flavor...
Shizuka: ha!
Shizuka: actually....
Malik: yea?
Shizuka: never mind
Malik: ...??
Shizuka: nothing
Malik: Alright
Malik: NEXT!!!
Malik: Ryou and Mai!!!!
Shizuka: I don't wanna make you mad but-
Shizuka: oh!
Shizuka: GOOD!
Shizuka: 1
Shizuka: 2
Shizuka: 3
Shizuka: KISS!
Mai: do I have to?
Ryou: this is stupid...
Ryou: I wanted-er...
Shizuka: who?
Malik: Who?
Seto: Who?
All: Who?
Ryou: *nervous laugh*
Ryou: *grabs Mai to avoid questioning*
Shizuka: who?
Ryou: *kisses Mai*
Mai: ack! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm
Mai: *kisses back violently*
Shizuka: geez
Shizuka: what is she a vampire?
Ryou: *thinking* ...holy ra!!!
Ryou: *tries to get away*
Shizuka: I'm really glad she didn't kiss you...
Mai: MMMM!!!
Shizuka: *grabs*
Seto: Me too...
Shizuka: haha
Shizuka: look at her go!
Malik: Damn!!! That's sick Ryou!!!!
Ryou: *tries to kick her*
Shizuka: oh boy...*takes Mai off Ryou*
Ryou: *gasping for air*
Shizuka: *Mai latches on to Shiz*
Shizuka: ACK! NO!
Seto: What?
Shizuka: hent-!
Mai: *kisses shiz*
Seto: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Seto: *grabs Mai off her*
Jou: YEAH!!!!
Shizuka: eww Mai!
Seto: *throws her off*
Mai: thought you were seto...sorry
Seto: *down the street...*
Seto: ...you...get away!!!!
Shizuka: *spitting*
Malik: I'll take care of her...*mind controls her*
Mai: owwwww.....
Malik: *to leave*
Shizuka: ew...
Malik: *and 'jump' or fall into the ocean*
Shizuka: mouthwash please...
Seto: I can help...
Shizuka: hmmm??
Shizuka: *wipes mouth on sleeve*
Malik: *sigh* you alright Ryou? *helps him*
Seto: I said, I can help you rid the taste...
Jou: she got you Ryou!
Shizuka: how?
Shizuka: you got water?
Shizuka: or acid?
Ryou: No kidding...well...you gotta have Seto soon
Seto: No...
Seto: But...er...
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: What?
Shizuka: but what?
Seto: Huh?
Seto: Why'd you say no...
Shizuka: you said but...
Shizuka: he can't kiss you!
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: But...well, I mean, I can kiss you...maybe...
Shizuka: oh
Shizuka: go ahead
Seto: Oh! Ok...
Seto: *grabs face*
Shizuka: go for it
Seto: *kiss*
Shizuka: //mmmm..cherry//
Seto: *open mouth!!*
Seto: //Vanilla//
Jou: stop that!
[to be continued]
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Another chapter done! Only a -lot- more to come!!
- Killer Queen + Egyptian Firecracker
[Chapter Disclaimer] Ok, so the things that you can expect in the following chapter are... yaoi, slight yuri, a moment of insanity and mind lossage, brain damage, and flavor tasting. Oh yeah, we don't own the YGO cast that is presented in this chapter.
//when there are words in these things, it means someone is thinking this//
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Malik: SHITTTTTT!!!!!!
Shizuka: he he he!
Jou: give her to me
Malik: What ARE you doing?
Shizuka: I-
Shizuka: ummm.....ooooooo looooookkkk...
Shizuka: *points*
Malik: huh?
Malik: *looks*
Shizuka: *to a Mr. Donuts plastic dummy*
Malik: *anime fall*
Shizuka: so....hungry....
Malik: WHAT????
Malik: *sigh* Alright, we'll get you something to eat...
Malik: then we go home
Jou: she's delusional....
Malik: She is
Jou: ya
Malik: Actually...I could go for some food now...
Jou: Kaiba said he was coming
Jou: should we wait?
Malik: Then you can wait for him! You know you love each other!!!
Malik: I'll take Shizuka!!
Shizuka: oooo
Malik: *grabs her arm*
Shizuka: you said love!
Malik: Let's go!!!
Malik: *heehee*
Shizuka: *still acting drunkenly*
Malik: Yes, Shizuka, you brother has a crush!!
Jou: *waits.impatiently*
Jou: *then decides not to*
Jou: WAIT!
Shizuka: he he he
Shizuka: luver!
Malik: *hehe*
Malik: Luver? Who?
Shizuka: dunno
Malik: Alright, let's get some food!
Shizuka: no
Malik: Huh? Why?
Shizuka: I'm not hungry
Shizuka: he he he
Malik: *anime fall*
Malik: *slaps head* Then what do you want?
Shizuka: *spitting wildly*
Shizuka: luver...
Malik: Who is?
Shizuka: dunno
Malik: You can't leave people hanging!!!
Shizuka: *spits more wildly*
Shizuka: he he he *cracking up*
Malik: Shizuka, stop it
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: ooooo...pretty....
Malik: What is
Shizuka: *points at a piece of gum on the sidewalk*
Malik: *rolls eyes*
Malik: Oh ra, help me
Jou: gimme her arm
Shizuka: ewww....
Jou: what?!
Malik: Shizuka...let's go, we're going home!
Jou: right....home
Shizuka: h-o-m-e
Shizuka: HOME!
Malik: oh geez...
Jou: now she's spellin'
Malik: How can we do this easily?
Shizuka: CAR!
Malik: Stay away from it!
Shizuka: *starts trying to run away*
Malik: *grabs her arm*
Shizuka: NO!!!
Malik: Yes!!!!
Malik: You must CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Mai pushes seto out of the car and drives away*
Malik: You're here?
Malik: Thank Ra...
Seto: What happened?
Shizuka: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Seto: What's wrong with her?
Jou: *rolls eyes* she almost got hit
Malik: By a car
Shizuka: you-
Shizuka: HAHA!
Shizuka: you-HA HA HAH A!
Seto: what-
Malik: Don't even TRY to understand
Shizuka: *slides down malik to ground*
Malik: Huh????
Jou: malik....
Malik: oh
Malik: What
Shizuka: *choking!*
Jou: SHIZ!
Malik: Oh RA!!!
Shizuka: *stops choking*
Shizuka: spit....
Shizuka: in throat....
Malik: *slaps head*
Malik: Stop scaring us like that!!!
Shizuka: he he....
Shizuka: you-
Shizuka: you- HAHAHAHAHA!
Shizuka: *points at seto*
Seto: What about me?
Seto: Are you laughing at me?
Jou: ummmmm...
Jou: you don't-
Shizuka: HAVE PANTS!
Jou: yes he does!
Jou: she's delusional
Seto: Oh Ra....
Seto: That is...SAD!!! JOU!!!
Shizuka: you don't have shoes!
Malik: Seto: THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!
Seto: *starts to strangle him*
Shizuka: and you're wet *looks serious*
Seto: *stops* What?
Jou: ACK!
Shizuka: you're wet....
Seto: I sort of went swimming
Jou: *rubs his neck*
Seto: *hits Jou*
Shizuka: *tears well up in her eyes...*
Malik: What's wrong?
Shizuka: MALIK!
Malik: What?!
Shizuka: *pulls malik to ground*
Malik: Uhh...
Shizuka: *uses his shirt as a tissue*
Malik: Yes?
Malik: Oh ra...
Malik: SIIIICK!!!!
Shizuka: ewww...
Shizuka: you're dirty
Malik: *tires to pull away*
Shizuka: *grab!*
Shizuka: no!
Shizuka: stay.... *pats grass*
Malik: ack! *gets pulled back*
Shizuka: nice kitty...
Malik: O-kay...
Malik: Kitty?
Malik: I'm not a cat!
Shizuka: *pets his head*
Seto: *death glare*
Shizuka: I like your hair
Malik: *bluuush* heh. erm...what are you doing?
Shizuka: *starts purring*
Malik: Oh? Is that so...thanks....
Malik: err.........
Shizuka: *hugs malik and pets him*
Malik: Meep!!!!
Malik: *bluuush* What-what are you doing?
Shizuka: *rubs head on malik*
Seto: *still glaring daggers at Malik*
Shizuka: *like a cat rubs your leg*
Malik: *nervous laugh*
Shizuka: no belt?
Shizuka: *stops purring and petting*
Malik: It's at home...
Shizuka: *searches frantically for a belt*
Malik: Seto has one
Shizuka: OH!
Seto: What??
Shizuka: *grabs his leg*
Shizuka: belt.....
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: no...belt?
Shizuka: *looks at seto*
Shizuka: all...gone?
Malik: Well...
Seto: Gone? What?
Shizuka: you don't have belts on....
Malik: It's at my house right now!!!
Shizuka: NOT YOU MALIK!
Seto: I actually do...
Shizuka: really? *eye sparkle*
Malik: *jumps 5 feet*
Seto: *smirk* Yeah
Shizuka: ooooo
Shizuka: malik?
Malik: What?
Shizuka: never mind...I forgot...he he he
Malik: *rolls eyes*
Malik: Jou, let's go
Malik: This is sad
Jou: shiz?
Shizuka: WHAT?!
Jou: you-HA HA HA HA! you lost your towel!
Shizuka: hmm?
Shizuka: *blush*
Malik: Shizuka!!!!!
Shizuka: *nervous laugh*
Malik: haha!
Shizuka: *tear*
Seto: Oh Ra.
Shizuka: oooooooooo
Seto: Are you alright?
Shizuka: belt...
Jou: where?
Shizuka: on me....
Seto: One me
Shizuka: *takes her belt and ties it on Malik's neck*
Malik: *gags* What???
Shizuka: pretty....now we match...
Malik: S-sure!!
Malik: Of course!!
Malik: heh
Shizuka: nice....*grins*...come with me
Shizuka: *grabs belt and drags him like a dog on a leash*
Malik: *nervous laugh* alright...
Shizuka: *standing that is*
Jou: come back here
Shizuka: *turns* me?...or my kitty?
Malik: Kitty...hehe
Shizuka: *pets malik*
Shizuka: nice Siamese kitty....
Malik: *purrs *
Shizuka: *licks his cheek*
Malik: *freezes*
Shizuka: *hug*
Malik: *returns it...almost*
Malik: Seto: *shock*
Jou: he....he he he....SHIZUKA!
Jou: NO! BAD GIRL!
Malik: I think not
Shizuka: b-b-bad?
Malik: No, you're not a bad girl
Shizuka: really?
Malik: Of course you're not!!!
Shizuka: *sits down abruptly, dragging malik violently downward*
Shizuka: *by the belt*
Malik: ACK!
Malik: What's wrong?
Shizuka: ooohhhh!
Shizuka: sorry kitty
Shizuka: *licks cheek again*
Malik: Aw, it's alright
Jou: SHIZUKA! NO!
Malik: *bluuuuuuuush* *nervous laugh* heh heh
Shizuka: why?
Seto: *sits down*
Malik: He doesn't know what he's talking about
Shizuka: huh? *looks questioningly at seto...*
Shizuka: you-you!
Seto: I am...confused....I don't...get...anything
Shizuka: HA HA HA HA!
Shizuka: *points*
Malik: *laughs*
Shizuka: *falls over laughing*
Jou: What? I don't get it....
Malik: *falls down with her...belt*
Malik: Of course you wouldn't!!
Shizuka: you-you...HA HA HA HA HA!
Jou: did I miss something?
Malik: hahahaaaaa!
Shizuka: he....he lo- HA HA HA HA!
Shizuka: he lo-HAHAHAHA!
Malik: Ha! er...what?
Shizuka: he lo-HAHAHA!
Malik: he lo-
Shizuka: too...funny!
Shizuka: me!
Shizuka: HA HA HA HA!
Malik: Hahahaha....
Shizuka: like queen!
Shizuka: play the-HA HA HA!
Shizuka: GAME!
Shizuka: HA HA HA!
Malik: Haha
Malik: Play the game!!!
Malik: HAHAHAAAAAA
Shizuka: *sigh*
Shizuka: *wipes eyes*
Shizuka: ya
Shizuka: luver....
Malik: Luver? Who?
Shizuka: dunno
Malik: *sweat drop*
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Shizuka: *crawls away*
Shizuka: *falls on back and looks at clouds*
Malik: *siiigh*
Shizuka: look kitty! A BUNNIE!
Malik: Heh heh
Shizuka: *giggles*
Shizuka: oooo *sits up*
Shizuka: a hill!
Shizuka: ROLL!
Jou: NO!
Malik: Roll?
Malik: Down it?
Jou: *grabs her arm*
Shizuka: stop jou *says like a baby*
Shizuka: *slaps his hand away*
Shizuka: roll?
Malik: Heh.
Malik: With me??? er...
Shizuka: *makes hand gesture*
Shizuka: *smile*
Malik: *smirk*
Shizuka: *pins malik to ground and rolls (on?) him
Shizuka: *down the hill*
Malik: AHHHH!!!!!!!
Shizuka: weeeee!
*they hit a tree*
Jou: NO!!!!
Malik: OOOUUUUCHHHHH
Shizuka: oh...my head....
Malik: *"saves" Shiz...he hits first*
Shizuka: and my hair....*pick grass out of her hair*
Malik: it-itai...
Shizuka: owww....
Malik: My...head...body...feet...legs...
Shizuka: *sits up and rubs knee and head*
Shizuka: malik?
Malik: Are you...alright?
Malik: Oooowwwww
Shizuka: what....are we doing here?
Shizuka: WHERE IS MY TOWEL! *MAJOR blush!*
Malik: You-you are okay now?
Shizuka: is that my...BELT?!
Malik: *sigh* yeah, you put it on me
Shizuka: what the hell-
Jou: SHIZUKA! you CAN NOT DO THAT!
Shizuka: do what?
Malik: you've licked my face too...
Shizuka: no....no really? *shocked*
Shizuka: so that's what that taste is
Seto: *sitting on the top of hill...still*
Shizuka: you taste like cinnamon
Malik: *bluush*
Malik: Oh, thank you
Malik: Is that good?
Shizuka: *laugh*
Shizuka: it tastes good...anyway....
Malik: *laughs*
Shizuka: like a mint I guess
Malik: Well, thank you
Shizuka: no problem
Malik: Now I might have to consider licking myself sometime
Shizuka: can I...have my belt back?
Malik: But not now...
Malik: Yeah..
Malik: *takes it off*
Shizuka: *licks her own arm*
Shizuka: EWW!
Malik: What?
Shizuka: grass...
Malik: Aw..
Shizuka: *spits out grass*
Shizuka: I taste like grass
Shizuka: I think...
Malik: haha
Shizuka: *holds out arm*
Jou: NO!
Shizuka: *stops her*
Malik: Well, do you want...er...me to lick you?
Jou: you taste fine...NO MALIK!
Shizuka: party pooper....
Malik: You really suck Jou
Malik: *whispers* later...
Shizuka: *whispers* maybe....*grins*
Malik: *smirks*
Shizuka: NOW!
Shizuka: *holds out other arm*
Malik: *licks it*
*jou isn't looking*
Malik: Hmm...
Shizuka: so?
Jou: HEY!
Malik: That's nice...it's like...
Shizuka: SETO!
Shizuka: *shouts up hill*
Seto: ...
Shizuka: GET YOUR KAWAII ASS DOWN HERE!
Seto: *gets up*
Seto: *starts to walk...trips...rolls...*
Seto: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhh!!!!!!
Shizuka: he he he...
Shizuka: *smiles*
Shizuka: look out!
Shizuka: *pushes malik and jou*
Seto: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Shizuka: oh no....
Shizuka: *covers head*
Seto: *CRASH!*
Seto: *hit a building*
Shizuka: Seto!
Seto: *not moving*
Seto: ...
Shizuka: *runs while re-stringing belt through loops on bathing suit*
Shizuka: are you ok?
Seto: ...*moan*...
Shizuka: are you....broken?
Seto: *moans louder as if "no you idiot!"*
Shizuka: *feels arms and head to make sure*
Seto: *slowly opens eyes*
Shizuka: baka....
Shizuka: *picks up and hugs*
Seto: *in hug* ...*bluush*
Shizuka: you're so stupid *smiles*
Seto: *opens mouth* *no sound*
Shizuka: I thought you left *releases him*
Seto: *falls limp*
Shizuka: SETO!
Shizuka: *grabs again*
Shizuka: *shakes his head*
Seto: ...itai....
Shizuka: ??
Shizuka: you're wet
Shizuka: *confused*
Seto: mmmmmmnnnmn mnm nnnnn mmmmAAAAAA nnnn amm...
Shizuka: awww.....
Shizuka: where does it hurt?
Seto: mmmevrymeer
Shizuka: everywhere?
Seto: *slightly nods*
Shizuka: GOOD! You deserve it!
Shizuka: Why are you wet?
Seto: Wha?
Seto: Mai...pushed me into a pool...
Shizuka: you went swimming didn't you...with Mai?
Seto: then...
Seto: followed.......
Seto: Sorry...
Shizuka: are you lying to me?
Seto: I don't care about her...she pushed me
Shizuka: don't do that anymore
Shizuka: can you stand up?
Seto: Can you help me?
Shizuka: do I want to?
Seto: Will you?
Shizuka: maybe...
Shizuka: if...
Seto: if...
Shizuka: oh! hang on... MALIK!
Shizuka: What's the verdict?
Malik: What?
Shizuka: *holds up arm*
Malik: Vanilla-ish...it's good!! ^__^
Shizuka: ^_*
Malik: *smiles...slyly*
Seto: What's that about...
Shizuka: here...*drags him up*
Shizuka: *seto that is*
Seto: Ooohhhh....Thank you...
Shizuka: oh... he licked my
Shizuka: arm
Seto: ...wha...wha-WHAT!!!!!!!
Shizuka: Apparently I taste like vanilla
Seto: *stands up straight* MALIK!!!!!!!
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Seto: *runs after him*
Shizuka: No! Stop!
Malik: Hahahaha hahahaaaaa....ack!!!
Shizuka: *shakes head*
Jou: did I miss something?
Seto: *stops right before him* What ARE you doing?
Shizuka: YES!
Malik: She licked me first...cinnamon...
Shizuka: oh bother...
Shizuka: *giggles* it's true
Malik: So then, she asked me to taste her. So I did
Malik: *laughs*
Seto: WHAT!!!!
Shizuka: *anime fall*
Seto: *turns to Shiz* Why?
Shizuka: eh....he he he....
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Shizuka: I wanted to know
Malik: *sigh* That's odd...
Shizuka: yeah!
Shizuka: why?
Malik: Why what?
Shizuka: you wanted to do it?
Shizuka: *smirks*
Malik: Lick you?
Shizuka: why not?
Shizuka: I could use a second opinion
Seto: *shrugs*
Seto: So yes then?
Jou: STOP THE LICKING!
Shizuka: sure
Shizuka: pick an appendage
Malik: AHAHAHAHHA AAAHHHH haha ...You feel left out Jou!!!
Malik: I'll lick you!!!
Jou: NO!
Seto: I think an arm will do...
Jou: RUN AWAY!
Shizuka: you sure?
Malik: Come back here!!! I wanna taste you!!!
Shizuka: this one has grass on it
Seto: Well...ew...
Shizuka: and that one....has already been tasted
Seto: Where else?
Shizuka: ??
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Malik: Seto: *thinks for a moment*
Shizuka: *thinking*
Seto: *kisses her lips*
Shizuka: *shock!*
Shizuka: that works
Seto: Vanilla
Seto: I like it...*kisses her again*
Shizuka: ya?
Jou: *screaming and running in circles away from malik*
Malik: Come back!!!
Malik: Are you chocolate then!!!???
Jou: FINE!
Malik: Seto: *still kissing...* *stops*
Jou: here....*reluctantly holds out arm*
Shizuka: hmmm?
Malik: *hehe* excellent!!!
Shizuka: HA HA HA HA!
Shizuka: look!
Seto: *looks*
Shizuka: Jou's getting a taste test
Shizuka: from malik
Malik: *grabs arm...and somehow pulls him into a hug, so he can't get away...*
Seto: ...oh. weird...^^
Jou: ACK!
Malik: Alright...let's see now...
Jou: don't....kiss me....
Malik: Kiss you?
Jou: *looks scared*
Malik: I don't want to kiss you...
Jou: NO!
Malik: or ...do I?
Malik: Do you??
Shizuka: *covers mouth*
Malik: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Jou: NO WAY!
Shizuka: I do....*grabs seto's shirt*
Malik: AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA HA AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhh
Jou: MERCY!
Malik: NEVAH!!!!
Malik: See...Jou
Malik: Look at your sister...
Malik: She's getting kissed!!
Malik: It's not that bad...*hehe* *devil eyes*
Jou: WHA?!
Jou: EEEEWWWW!!!
Malik: AAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Jou: KAIBA!
Shizuka: *stops*
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: uh oh....
Seto: *looks* What is it...
Shizuka: he's mad
Shizuka: cause I kissed you
Seto: *shrugs* Oh well..
Shizuka: by the way.
Seto: Yeah
Shizuka: you taste like cherry
Seto: *laughs*
Shizuka: we're cherry vanilla ice cream
Seto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaaa
Seto: Cute. That's very cute.
Shizuka: *giggle*
Seto: Like you are
Shizuka: I know...
Shizuka: *thinks*
Shizuka: I don't think we ever did that before huh?
Seto: *bluush* I guess not
Seto: Problem with that?
Shizuka: did you-?
Shizuka: no...
Seto: Did I...
Seto: What?
Shizuka: did you.....ever?
Seto: Ever....
Shizuka: *blush* kiss anyone else?
Shizuka: like Mai?
Seto: ...
Seto: yeah
Shizuka: Mai?
Seto: No...you
Shizuka: no...anyone ELSE
Seto: ...no...only you
Shizuka: oh....*blush*
Seto: *turns away*
Seto: *embarrassed*
Shizuka: Jou: why am I always-MALIK NO!
Shizuka: Jou: I DON'T WANNA BE KISSED!
Malik: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAa
Malik: YOU WILL BE!!!!!!!
Malik: Maybe not by me....
Malik: But soon enough!!!
Malik: Or...do you want me to kiss you...
Jou: *thinks*.......where?
Jou: WAIT!
Malik: Where??
Jou: I meant no!
Malik: *screams* Where do you want me to kiss you!!!???
Jou: ummm.....wait no I don't!
Malik: ???
Shizuka: KISS HIM!
Jou: SHIZUKA!
Malik: *sly smile* Of course you don't ....
Seto: *laughs*
Malik: I think I should...
Shizuka: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Malik: Would this be your first??
Malik: With either gender...I should say...
Jou: no
Malik: No...what?
Jou: not my first kiss
Malik: Who else?
Shizuka: WHAT?!
Shizuka: who did you kiss?
Jou: myob
Malik: Who??
Malik: Myob???
Malik: what?
Shizuka: *shiz grabs seto and goes over to get a better view*
Shizuka: it means mind your own business
Malik: Oh does it...
Malik: So then I can assume...
Shizuka: oh....I know
Malik: That you haven't kissed anyone...
Malik: or not? Who?
Malik: *still hugging Jou...turns to face Shiz*
Shizuka: *whispers to seto: "myaami"*
Shizuka: *laughing*
Shizuka: what?
Seto: ....wha...wha...WHAT!!!!!!!!
Shizuka: he kissed three girls actually
Jou: NO!
Seto and Malik: WHO!!??
Seto: Well, we know one...
Shizuka: and a boy
Seto: ....
Jou: NO! SHIZ NO!
Malik: Do tell!!!!!
Shizuka: ok!
Shizuka: *turns to seto*
Malik: *grabs Jou tighter to he can't escape*
Shizuka: should I?
Seto: I think so...I'd like to know!
Shizuka: *grins*
Malik: TELL US!!!!!
Shizuka: let's see....there was that girl in 5th grade
Malik: Alright...
Shizuka: what was her name jou?
Shizuka: OH!
Shizuka: Claire
Shizuka: and then, myaami
Malik: Claire...mental note: kill Claire
Shizuka: and....oooo you'll like this
Malik: WHO!!!!!!
Shizuka: I dunno if I should tell you
Shizuka: :-)
Shizuka: Honda...
Malik: *jaw dROPPPPPPPPS*
Jou: NO!
Seto: Honda???
Jou: it was an experiment! that's all!
Shizuka: *laughing*
Shizuka: and then...
Shizuka: he kissed...
Malik: Some one else???!!!!
Malik: Seto: TELL!!!!!
Shizuka: no....
Jou: thank ra
Malik: You wont' tell??
Shizuka: wait...
Malik: Wait...
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: Tell!!!
Shizuka: no!
Seto: why not?
Malik: *puzzled*
Jou: I'll tell you!
Shizuka: NO JOU NO!
Malik: Huh??
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: What?
Jou: her
Shizuka: oh no
Shizuka: Jou: ya I kissed my sister
Seto: ...
Malik: ...
Shizuka: Jou: so?
Malik: Alright...
Jou: she's my sister!
Shizuka: yah
Seto: Ok
Shizuka: and that makes it worse
Seto: so...moving along...
Jou: so, all brothers kiss their sisters
Shizuka: drop it Jou
Malik: So...
Malik: You've had experience...
Shizuka: go on malik....
Malik: This should be interesting...
Shizuka: he deserves it!
Malik: *smirking like crazy*
Jou: NO!
Jou: OH RA NO!
Shizuka: 1
Shizuka: 2
Shizuka: 3!
Shizuka: KISS!
Malik: *grabs Jou's face*
Malik: *kiss!*
Shizuka: he he
Jou: mmmm?
Shizuka: uhhh...guys?
Seto: What?
Seto: I think they're busy...
Jou: *opens mouth*
Shizuka: ewww...
Malik: *eyes wide open*
Malik: *shrugs*
Jou: *stops*
Jou: she's rig...cinnamon
Malik: Heh, why thank you
Shizuka: AMG!
Malik: You taste like...Peach, Jou
Jou: really?
Malik: Yeah...
Malik: Not bad
Jou: I always thought of myself as a ..... banana
Malik: Really?
Jou: or lemon
Malik: No, I think Peach...
Shizuka: oh goddess...
Malik: Well...*hehe* we can always try again...
Malik: *sly smile*
Jou: oh! cool....you can let go now
Malik: No...
Malik: I think we should try that again...
Malik: Until we get the right flavor...
Jou: I'll...pass *whispers "later"*
Shizuka: NO!
Malik: *smirks*
Shizuka: you're creepin' me out!
Malik: *whispers* Don't forget...
Malik: *lets go*
Jou: don't bet on it
Jou: *later......*
Shizuka: uhhh...guys?
Jou: what?
Seto: That was...
Seto: Disturbing..
Shizuka: to put it simply
Jou: *grabs malik again*
Jou: payback time shiz!
Shizuka: wha?
Jou: you kissed kaiba...so I'm creepin' you out
Shizuka: I can't watch........
Malik: *hehe*
Seto: Turn around Shiz...
Mai: oh! goodie!
Mai: let's have a kissing contest!
Malik: NO!!!! He's mine...
Mai: guys?!
Malik: Get the hell away!!!!!
Malik: *chases her*
Shizuka: WAIT!
Malik: *down the street*
Shizuka: she's right *grins*
Jou: huh?
Malik: *walks back*
Shizuka: who tastes the best?
Malik: What?
Malik: hmm...
Shizuka: let's find out
Malik: We'll have to double check...
Shizuka: I'm not kissing Jou though
Seto: Yeah...a agree...not to that
Jou: yea
Malik: Alright then!!!
Shizuka: WAIT!
Shizuka: let's get more contestants
Malik: What?
Shizuka: get Mai back here
Malik: No...I like the ones we have
Shizuka: NO!
Malik: NEVAH!!!!!!!
Shizuka: MORE!
Shizuka: MORE!
Malik: N!O!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Wait...
Malik: Only Ryou...
Jou: I wanna see shiz kiss Mai!
Shizuka: NO JOU!
Shizuka: hentai
Seto: //it might be interesting//
Shizuka: boys...
Seto: I am not kissing Mai...
Mai: you wanted us? *has Ryou with her*
Malik: Me neither....
Malik: Only Ryou
Jou: I will...
Malik: No...*grabs his hand*
Shizuka: let's pair off?
Malik: I get Jou
Shizuka: pick a number out of......who has a hat?
Ryou: me
Shizuka: good
Shizuka: *picks a number*
Shizuka: pick a damn number!
Malik: Seto: What?
Shizuka: pick
Shizuka: *holds out hat*
Malik: Ready?
Malik: *Malik picks*
Shizuka: I have....5
Malik: FIVE!!!!!!!!!
Jou: I have....8
Shizuka: oh ra....
Shizuka: *looks mortified*
Ryou: 3
Mai: 3
Ryou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Jou: Kaiba?
Shizuka: oh no.....
Seto: I got...got...got...
Shizuka: you're with Jou, Seto
Seto: 8...
Shizuka: NO!
Shizuka: you can't kiss my brother!
Seto: ...NO WAY!!!!!!!
Malik: YES!!!!!!
Shizuka: then it's like I'm kissing him!
Malik: This is perfect!!!!!!!!
Shizuka: if I kiss you!
Shizuka: why?
Ryou: I like this!!!
Malik: So it's decided: Ryou and Mai
Mai: I don't.....I wanted seto
Malik: Seto and Jou
Malik: And me and Shiz
Shizuka: *looks around*
Shizuka: I don't wanna
Malik: ...
Shizuka: oh never mind
Shizuka: *kisses malik
Malik: *opens mouth*
Shizuka: *shocked!*
Shizuka: why did you-
Shizuka: HEY!
Malik: *still kissing....*
Shizuka: lmmmemmmmeeemmmmgmmmmommmmm
Malik: *let's go*
Shizuka: huh?
Shizuka: where?
Malik: What?
Shizuka: what?
Malik: You said " where"
Shizuka: didn't you.....
Shizuka: OH!
Shizuka: never mind
Malik: *shrugs*
Shizuka: I thought I heard someone
Shizuka: did you say something seto?
Seto: no...I was looking away....
Shizuka: oh...right
Shizuka: *embarrassed*
Malik: That wasn't too bad
Shizuka: wha?
Malik: Better than licking for a flavor...
Shizuka: ha!
Shizuka: actually....
Malik: yea?
Shizuka: never mind
Malik: ...??
Shizuka: nothing
Malik: Alright
Malik: NEXT!!!
Malik: Ryou and Mai!!!!
Shizuka: I don't wanna make you mad but-
Shizuka: oh!
Shizuka: GOOD!
Shizuka: 1
Shizuka: 2
Shizuka: 3
Shizuka: KISS!
Mai: do I have to?
Ryou: this is stupid...
Ryou: I wanted-er...
Shizuka: who?
Malik: Who?
Seto: Who?
All: Who?
Ryou: *nervous laugh*
Ryou: *grabs Mai to avoid questioning*
Shizuka: who?
Ryou: *kisses Mai*
Mai: ack! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm
Mai: *kisses back violently*
Shizuka: geez
Shizuka: what is she a vampire?
Ryou: *thinking* ...holy ra!!!
Ryou: *tries to get away*
Shizuka: I'm really glad she didn't kiss you...
Mai: MMMM!!!
Shizuka: *grabs*
Seto: Me too...
Shizuka: haha
Shizuka: look at her go!
Malik: Damn!!! That's sick Ryou!!!!
Ryou: *tries to kick her*
Shizuka: oh boy...*takes Mai off Ryou*
Ryou: *gasping for air*
Shizuka: *Mai latches on to Shiz*
Shizuka: ACK! NO!
Seto: What?
Shizuka: hent-!
Mai: *kisses shiz*
Seto: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Seto: *grabs Mai off her*
Jou: YEAH!!!!
Shizuka: eww Mai!
Seto: *throws her off*
Mai: thought you were seto...sorry
Seto: *down the street...*
Seto: ...you...get away!!!!
Shizuka: *spitting*
Malik: I'll take care of her...*mind controls her*
Mai: owwwww.....
Malik: *to leave*
Shizuka: ew...
Malik: *and 'jump' or fall into the ocean*
Shizuka: mouthwash please...
Seto: I can help...
Shizuka: hmmm??
Shizuka: *wipes mouth on sleeve*
Malik: *sigh* you alright Ryou? *helps him*
Seto: I said, I can help you rid the taste...
Jou: she got you Ryou!
Shizuka: how?
Shizuka: you got water?
Shizuka: or acid?
Ryou: No kidding...well...you gotta have Seto soon
Seto: No...
Seto: But...er...
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: What?
Shizuka: but what?
Seto: Huh?
Seto: Why'd you say no...
Shizuka: you said but...
Shizuka: he can't kiss you!
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: But...well, I mean, I can kiss you...maybe...
Shizuka: oh
Shizuka: go ahead
Seto: Oh! Ok...
Seto: *grabs face*
Shizuka: go for it
Seto: *kiss*
Shizuka: //mmmm..cherry//
Seto: *open mouth!!*
Seto: //Vanilla//
Jou: stop that!
[to be continued]
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Another chapter done! Only a -lot- more to come!!
- Killer Queen + Egyptian Firecracker
