[O-RPG 2003]

[Chapter Disclaimer] Ok, so the things that you can expect in the following chapter are... yaoi, slight yuri, a moment of insanity and mind lossage, brain damage, and flavor tasting. Oh yeah, we don't own the YGO cast that is presented in this chapter.

//when there are words in these things, it means someone is thinking this//

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Malik: SHITTTTTT!!!!!!

Shizuka: he he he!

Jou: give her to me

Malik: What ARE you doing?

Shizuka: I-

Shizuka: ummm.....ooooooo looooookkkk...

Shizuka: *points*

Malik: huh?

Malik: *looks*

Shizuka: *to a Mr. Donuts plastic dummy*

Malik: *anime fall*

Shizuka: so....hungry....

Malik: WHAT????

Malik: *sigh* Alright, we'll get you something to eat...

Malik: then we go home

Jou: she's delusional....

Malik: She is

Jou: ya

Malik: Actually...I could go for some food now...

Jou: Kaiba said he was coming

Jou: should we wait?

Malik: Then you can wait for him! You know you love each other!!!

Malik: I'll take Shizuka!!

Shizuka: oooo

Malik: *grabs her arm*

Shizuka: you said love!

Malik: Let's go!!!

Malik: *heehee*

Shizuka: *still acting drunkenly*

Malik: Yes, Shizuka, you brother has a crush!!

Jou: *waits.impatiently*

Jou: *then decides not to*

Jou: WAIT!

Shizuka: he he he

Shizuka: luver!

Malik: *hehe*

Malik: Luver? Who?

Shizuka: dunno

Malik: Alright, let's get some food!

Shizuka: no

Malik: Huh? Why?

Shizuka: I'm not hungry

Shizuka: he he he

Malik: *anime fall*

Malik: *slaps head* Then what do you want?

Shizuka: *spitting wildly*

Shizuka: luver...

Malik: Who is?

Shizuka: dunno

Malik: You can't leave people hanging!!!

Shizuka: *spits more wildly*

Shizuka: he he he *cracking up*

Malik: Shizuka, stop it

Shizuka: huh?

Shizuka: ooooo...pretty....

Malik: What is

Shizuka: *points at a piece of gum on the sidewalk*

Malik: *rolls eyes*

Malik: Oh ra, help me

Jou: gimme her arm

Shizuka: ewww....

Jou: what?!

Malik: Shizuka...let's go, we're going home!

Jou: right....home

Shizuka: h-o-m-e

Shizuka: HOME!

Malik: oh geez...

Jou: now she's spellin'

Malik: How can we do this easily?

Shizuka: CAR!

Malik: Stay away from it!

Shizuka: *starts trying to run away*

Malik: *grabs her arm*

Shizuka: NO!!!

Malik: Yes!!!!

Malik: You must CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Mai pushes seto out of the car and drives away*

Malik: You're here?

Malik: Thank Ra...

Seto: What happened?

Shizuka: *starts laughing uncontrollably*

Seto: What's wrong with her?

Jou: *rolls eyes* she almost got hit

Malik: By a car

Shizuka: you-

Shizuka: HAHA!

Shizuka: you-HA HA HAH A!

Seto: what-

Malik: Don't even TRY to understand

Shizuka: *slides down malik to ground*

Malik: Huh????

Jou: malik....

Malik: oh

Malik: What

Shizuka: *choking!*

Jou: SHIZ!

Malik: Oh RA!!!

Shizuka: *stops choking*

Shizuka: spit....

Shizuka: in throat....

Malik: *slaps head*

Malik: Stop scaring us like that!!!

Shizuka: he he....

Shizuka: you-

Shizuka: you- HAHAHAHAHA!

Shizuka: *points at seto*

Seto: What about me?

Seto: Are you laughing at me?

Jou: ummmmm...

Jou: you don't-

Shizuka: HAVE PANTS!

Jou: yes he does!

Jou: she's delusional

Seto: Oh Ra....

Seto: That is...SAD!!! JOU!!!

Shizuka: you don't have shoes!

Malik: Seto: THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

Seto: *starts to strangle him*

Shizuka: and you're wet *looks serious*

Seto: *stops* What?

Jou: ACK!

Shizuka: you're wet....

Seto: I sort of went swimming

Jou: *rubs his neck*

Seto: *hits Jou*

Shizuka: *tears well up in her eyes...*

Malik: What's wrong?

Shizuka: MALIK!

Malik: What?!

Shizuka: *pulls malik to ground*

Malik: Uhh...

Shizuka: *uses his shirt as a tissue*

Malik: Yes?

Malik: Oh ra...

Malik: SIIIICK!!!!

Shizuka: ewww...

Shizuka: you're dirty

Malik: *tires to pull away*

Shizuka: *grab!*

Shizuka: no!

Shizuka: stay.... *pats grass*

Malik: ack! *gets pulled back*

Shizuka: nice kitty...

Malik: O-kay...

Malik: Kitty?

Malik: I'm not a cat!

Shizuka: *pets his head*

Seto: *death glare*

Shizuka: I like your hair

Malik: *bluuush* heh. erm...what are you doing?

Shizuka: *starts purring*

Malik: Oh? Is that so...thanks....

Malik: err.........

Shizuka: *hugs malik and pets him*

Malik: Meep!!!!

Malik: *bluuush* What-what are you doing?

Shizuka: *rubs head on malik*

Seto: *still glaring daggers at Malik*

Shizuka: *like a cat rubs your leg*

Malik: *nervous laugh*

Shizuka: no belt?

Shizuka: *stops purring and petting*

Malik: It's at home...

Shizuka: *searches frantically for a belt*

Malik: Seto has one

Shizuka: OH!

Seto: What??

Shizuka: *grabs his leg*

Shizuka: belt.....

Shizuka: huh?

Shizuka: no...belt?

Shizuka: *looks at seto*

Shizuka: all...gone?

Malik: Well...

Seto: Gone? What?

Shizuka: you don't have belts on....

Malik: It's at my house right now!!!

Shizuka: NOT YOU MALIK!

Seto: I actually do...

Shizuka: really? *eye sparkle*

Malik: *jumps 5 feet*

Seto: *smirk* Yeah

Shizuka: ooooo

Shizuka: malik?

Malik: What?

Shizuka: never mind...I forgot...he he he

Malik: *rolls eyes*

Malik: Jou, let's go

Malik: This is sad

Jou: shiz?

Shizuka: WHAT?!

Jou: you-HA HA HA HA! you lost your towel!

Shizuka: hmm?

Shizuka: *blush*

Malik: Shizuka!!!!!

Shizuka: *nervous laugh*

Malik: haha!

Shizuka: *tear*

Seto: Oh Ra.

Shizuka: oooooooooo

Seto: Are you alright?

Shizuka: belt...

Jou: where?

Shizuka: on me....

Seto: One me

Shizuka: *takes her belt and ties it on Malik's neck*

Malik: *gags* What???

Shizuka: pretty....now we match...

Malik: S-sure!!

Malik: Of course!!

Malik: heh

Shizuka: nice....*grins*...come with me

Shizuka: *grabs belt and drags him like a dog on a leash*

Malik: *nervous laugh* alright...

Shizuka: *standing that is*

Jou: come back here

Shizuka: *turns* me?...or my kitty?

Malik: Kitty...hehe

Shizuka: *pets malik*

Shizuka: nice Siamese kitty....

Malik: *purrs *

Shizuka: *licks his cheek*

Malik: *freezes*

Shizuka: *hug*

Malik: *returns it...almost*

Malik: Seto: *shock*

Jou: he....he he he....SHIZUKA!

Jou: NO! BAD GIRL!

Malik: I think not

Shizuka: b-b-bad?

Malik: No, you're not a bad girl

Shizuka: really?

Malik: Of course you're not!!!

Shizuka: *sits down abruptly, dragging malik violently downward*

Shizuka: *by the belt*

Malik: ACK!

Malik: What's wrong?

Shizuka: ooohhhh!

Shizuka: sorry kitty

Shizuka: *licks cheek again*

Malik: Aw, it's alright

Jou: SHIZUKA! NO!

Malik: *bluuuuuuuush* *nervous laugh* heh heh

Shizuka: why?

Seto: *sits down*

Malik: He doesn't know what he's talking about

Shizuka: huh? *looks questioningly at seto...*

Shizuka: you-you!

Seto: I am...confused....I don't...get...anything

Shizuka: HA HA HA HA!

Shizuka: *points*

Malik: *laughs*

Shizuka: *falls over laughing*

Jou: What? I don't get it....

Malik: *falls down with her...belt*

Malik: Of course you wouldn't!!

Shizuka: you-you...HA HA HA HA HA!

Jou: did I miss something?

Malik: hahahaaaaa!

Shizuka: he....he lo- HA HA HA HA!

Shizuka: he lo-HAHAHAHA!

Malik: Ha! er...what?

Shizuka: he lo-HAHAHA!

Malik: he lo-

Shizuka: too...funny!

Shizuka: me!

Shizuka: HA HA HA HA!

Malik: Hahahaha....

Shizuka: like queen!

Shizuka: play the-HA HA HA!

Shizuka: GAME!

Shizuka: HA HA HA!

Malik: Haha

Malik: Play the game!!!

Malik: HAHAHAAAAAA

Shizuka: *sigh*

Shizuka: *wipes eyes*

Shizuka: ya

Shizuka: luver....

Malik: Luver? Who?

Shizuka: dunno

Malik: *sweat drop*

Shizuka: *shrugs*

Shizuka: *crawls away*

Shizuka: *falls on back and looks at clouds*

Malik: *siiigh*

Shizuka: look kitty! A BUNNIE!

Malik: Heh heh

Shizuka: *giggles*

Shizuka: oooo *sits up*

Shizuka: a hill!

Shizuka: ROLL!

Jou: NO!

Malik: Roll?

Malik: Down it?

Jou: *grabs her arm*

Shizuka: stop jou *says like a baby*

Shizuka: *slaps his hand away*

Shizuka: roll?

Malik: Heh.

Malik: With me??? er...

Shizuka: *makes hand gesture*

Shizuka: *smile*

Malik: *smirk*

Shizuka: *pins malik to ground and rolls (on?) him

Shizuka: *down the hill*

Malik: AHHHH!!!!!!!

Shizuka: weeeee!

*they hit a tree*

Jou: NO!!!!

Malik: OOOUUUUCHHHHH

Shizuka: oh...my head....

Malik: *"saves" Shiz...he hits first*

Shizuka: and my hair....*pick grass out of her hair*

Malik: it-itai...

Shizuka: owww....

Malik: My...head...body...feet...legs...

Shizuka: *sits up and rubs knee and head*

Shizuka: malik?

Malik: Are you...alright?

Malik: Oooowwwww

Shizuka: what....are we doing here?

Shizuka: WHERE IS MY TOWEL! *MAJOR blush!*

Malik: You-you are okay now?

Shizuka: is that my...BELT?!

Malik: *sigh* yeah, you put it on me

Shizuka: what the hell-

Jou: SHIZUKA! you CAN NOT DO THAT!

Shizuka: do what?

Malik: you've licked my face too...

Shizuka: no....no really? *shocked*

Shizuka: so that's what that taste is

Seto: *sitting on the top of hill...still*

Shizuka: you taste like cinnamon

Malik: *bluush*

Malik: Oh, thank you

Malik: Is that good?

Shizuka: *laugh*

Shizuka: it tastes good...anyway....

Malik: *laughs*

Shizuka: like a mint I guess

Malik: Well, thank you

Shizuka: no problem

Malik: Now I might have to consider licking myself sometime

Shizuka: can I...have my belt back?

Malik: But not now...

Malik: Yeah..

Malik: *takes it off*

Shizuka: *licks her own arm*

Shizuka: EWW!

Malik: What?

Shizuka: grass...

Malik: Aw..

Shizuka: *spits out grass*

Shizuka: I taste like grass

Shizuka: I think...

Malik: haha

Shizuka: *holds out arm*

Jou: NO!

Shizuka: *stops her*

Malik: Well, do you want...er...me to lick you?

Jou: you taste fine...NO MALIK!

Shizuka: party pooper....

Malik: You really suck Jou

Malik: *whispers* later...

Shizuka: *whispers* maybe....*grins*

Malik: *smirks*

Shizuka: NOW!

Shizuka: *holds out other arm*

Malik: *licks it*

*jou isn't looking*

Malik: Hmm...

Shizuka: so?

Jou: HEY!

Malik: That's nice...it's like...

Shizuka: SETO!

Shizuka: *shouts up hill*

Seto: ...

Shizuka: GET YOUR KAWAII ASS DOWN HERE!

Seto: *gets up*

Seto: *starts to walk...trips...rolls...*

Seto: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhh!!!!!!

Shizuka: he he he...

Shizuka: *smiles*

Shizuka: look out!

Shizuka: *pushes malik and jou*

Seto: AHHHHHHHH!!!

Shizuka: oh no....

Shizuka: *covers head*

Seto: *CRASH!*

Seto: *hit a building*

Shizuka: Seto!

Seto: *not moving*

Seto: ...

Shizuka: *runs while re-stringing belt through loops on bathing suit*

Shizuka: are you ok?

Seto: ...*moan*...

Shizuka: are you....broken?

Seto: *moans louder as if "no you idiot!"*

Shizuka: *feels arms and head to make sure*

Seto: *slowly opens eyes*

Shizuka: baka....

Shizuka: *picks up and hugs*

Seto: *in hug* ...*bluush*

Shizuka: you're so stupid *smiles*

Seto: *opens mouth* *no sound*

Shizuka: I thought you left *releases him*

Seto: *falls limp*

Shizuka: SETO!

Shizuka: *grabs again*

Shizuka: *shakes his head*

Seto: ...itai....

Shizuka: ??

Shizuka: you're wet

Shizuka: *confused*

Seto: mmmmmmnnnmn mnm nnnnn mmmmAAAAAA nnnn amm...

Shizuka: awww.....

Shizuka: where does it hurt?

Seto: mmmevrymeer

Shizuka: everywhere?

Seto: *slightly nods*

Shizuka: GOOD! You deserve it!

Shizuka: Why are you wet?

Seto: Wha?

Seto: Mai...pushed me into a pool...

Shizuka: you went swimming didn't you...with Mai?

Seto: then...

Seto: followed.......

Seto: Sorry...

Shizuka: are you lying to me?

Seto: I don't care about her...she pushed me

Shizuka: don't do that anymore

Shizuka: can you stand up?

Seto: Can you help me?

Shizuka: do I want to?

Seto: Will you?

Shizuka: maybe...

Shizuka: if...

Seto: if...

Shizuka: oh! hang on... MALIK!

Shizuka: What's the verdict?

Malik: What?

Shizuka: *holds up arm*

Malik: Vanilla-ish...it's good!! ^__^

Shizuka: ^_*

Malik: *smiles...slyly*

Seto: What's that about...

Shizuka: here...*drags him up*

Shizuka: *seto that is*

Seto: Ooohhhh....Thank you...

Shizuka: oh... he licked my

Shizuka: arm

Seto: ...wha...wha-WHAT!!!!!!!

Shizuka: Apparently I taste like vanilla

Seto: *stands up straight* MALIK!!!!!!!

Shizuka: *shrugs*

Seto: *runs after him*

Shizuka: No! Stop!

Malik: Hahahaha hahahaaaaa....ack!!!

Shizuka: *shakes head*

Jou: did I miss something?

Seto: *stops right before him* What ARE you doing?

Shizuka: YES!

Malik: She licked me first...cinnamon...

Shizuka: oh bother...

Shizuka: *giggles* it's true

Malik: So then, she asked me to taste her. So I did

Malik: *laughs*

Seto: WHAT!!!!

Shizuka: *anime fall*

Seto: *turns to Shiz* Why?

Shizuka: eh....he he he....

Shizuka: *shrugs*

Shizuka: I wanted to know

Malik: *sigh* That's odd...

Shizuka: yeah!

Shizuka: why?

Malik: Why what?

Shizuka: you wanted to do it?

Shizuka: *smirks*

Malik: Lick you?

Shizuka: why not?

Shizuka: I could use a second opinion

Seto: *shrugs*

Seto: So yes then?

Jou: STOP THE LICKING!

Shizuka: sure

Shizuka: pick an appendage

Malik: AHAHAHAHHA AAAHHHH haha ...You feel left out Jou!!!

Malik: I'll lick you!!!

Jou: NO!

Seto: I think an arm will do...

Jou: RUN AWAY!

Shizuka: you sure?

Malik: Come back here!!! I wanna taste you!!!

Shizuka: this one has grass on it

Seto: Well...ew...

Shizuka: and that one....has already been tasted

Seto: Where else?

Shizuka: ??

Shizuka: *shrugs*

Malik: Seto: *thinks for a moment*

Shizuka: *thinking*

Seto: *kisses her lips*

Shizuka: *shock!*

Shizuka: that works

Seto: Vanilla

Seto: I like it...*kisses her again*

Shizuka: ya?

Jou: *screaming and running in circles away from malik*

Malik: Come back!!!

Malik: Are you chocolate then!!!???

Jou: FINE!

Malik: Seto: *still kissing...* *stops*

Jou: here....*reluctantly holds out arm*

Shizuka: hmmm?

Malik: *hehe* excellent!!!

Shizuka: HA HA HA HA!

Shizuka: look!

Seto: *looks*

Shizuka: Jou's getting a taste test

Shizuka: from malik

Malik: *grabs arm...and somehow pulls him into a hug, so he can't get away...*

Seto: ...oh. weird...^^

Jou: ACK!

Malik: Alright...let's see now...

Jou: don't....kiss me....

Malik: Kiss you?

Jou: *looks scared*

Malik: I don't want to kiss you...

Jou: NO!

Malik: or ...do I?

Malik: Do you??

Shizuka: *covers mouth*

Malik: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

Jou: NO WAY!

Shizuka: I do....*grabs seto's shirt*

Malik: AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA HA AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhh

Jou: MERCY!

Malik: NEVAH!!!!

Malik: See...Jou

Malik: Look at your sister...

Malik: She's getting kissed!!

Malik: It's not that bad...*hehe* *devil eyes*

Jou: WHA?!

Jou: EEEEWWWW!!!

Malik: AAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Jou: KAIBA!

Shizuka: *stops*

Shizuka: huh?

Shizuka: uh oh....

Seto: *looks* What is it...

Shizuka: he's mad

Shizuka: cause I kissed you

Seto: *shrugs* Oh well..

Shizuka: by the way.

Seto: Yeah

Shizuka: you taste like cherry

Seto: *laughs*

Shizuka: we're cherry vanilla ice cream

Seto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaaa

Seto: Cute. That's very cute.

Shizuka: *giggle*

Seto: Like you are

Shizuka: I know...

Shizuka: *thinks*

Shizuka: I don't think we ever did that before huh?

Seto: *bluush* I guess not

Seto: Problem with that?

Shizuka: did you-?

Shizuka: no...

Seto: Did I...

Seto: What?

Shizuka: did you.....ever?

Seto: Ever....

Shizuka: *blush* kiss anyone else?

Shizuka: like Mai?

Seto: ...

Seto: yeah

Shizuka: Mai?

Seto: No...you

Shizuka: no...anyone ELSE

Seto: ...no...only you

Shizuka: oh....*blush*

Seto: *turns away*

Seto: *embarrassed*

Shizuka: Jou: why am I always-MALIK NO!

Shizuka: Jou: I DON'T WANNA BE KISSED!

Malik: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAa

Malik: YOU WILL BE!!!!!!!

Malik: Maybe not by me....

Malik: But soon enough!!!

Malik: Or...do you want me to kiss you...

Jou: *thinks*.......where?

Jou: WAIT!

Malik: Where??

Jou: I meant no!

Malik: *screams* Where do you want me to kiss you!!!???

Jou: ummm.....wait no I don't!

Malik: ???

Shizuka: KISS HIM!

Jou: SHIZUKA!

Malik: *sly smile* Of course you don't ....

Seto: *laughs*

Malik: I think I should...

Shizuka: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Malik: Would this be your first??

Malik: With either gender...I should say...

Jou: no

Malik: No...what?

Jou: not my first kiss

Malik: Who else?

Shizuka: WHAT?!

Shizuka: who did you kiss?

Jou: myob

Malik: Who??

Malik: Myob???

Malik: what?

Shizuka: *shiz grabs seto and goes over to get a better view*

Shizuka: it means mind your own business

Malik: Oh does it...

Malik: So then I can assume...

Shizuka: oh....I know

Malik: That you haven't kissed anyone...

Malik: or not? Who?

Malik: *still hugging Jou...turns to face Shiz*

Shizuka: *whispers to seto: "myaami"*

Shizuka: *laughing*

Shizuka: what?

Seto: ....wha...wha...WHAT!!!!!!!!

Shizuka: he kissed three girls actually

Jou: NO!

Seto and Malik: WHO!!??

Seto: Well, we know one...

Shizuka: and a boy

Seto: ....

Jou: NO! SHIZ NO!

Malik: Do tell!!!!!

Shizuka: ok!

Shizuka: *turns to seto*

Malik: *grabs Jou tighter to he can't escape*

Shizuka: should I?

Seto: I think so...I'd like to know!

Shizuka: *grins*

Malik: TELL US!!!!!

Shizuka: let's see....there was that girl in 5th grade

Malik: Alright...

Shizuka: what was her name jou?

Shizuka: OH!

Shizuka: Claire

Shizuka: and then, myaami

Malik: Claire...mental note: kill Claire

Shizuka: and....oooo you'll like this

Malik: WHO!!!!!!

Shizuka: I dunno if I should tell you

Shizuka: :-)

Shizuka: Honda...

Malik: *jaw dROPPPPPPPPS*

Jou: NO!

Seto: Honda???

Jou: it was an experiment! that's all!

Shizuka: *laughing*

Shizuka: and then...

Shizuka: he kissed...

Malik: Some one else???!!!!

Malik: Seto: TELL!!!!!

Shizuka: no....

Jou: thank ra

Malik: You wont' tell??

Shizuka: wait...

Malik: Wait...

Shizuka: NO!

Seto: Tell!!!

Shizuka: no!

Seto: why not?

Malik: *puzzled*

Jou: I'll tell you!

Shizuka: NO JOU NO!

Malik: Huh??

Shizuka: NO!

Seto: What?

Jou: her

Shizuka: oh no

Shizuka: Jou: ya I kissed my sister

Seto: ...

Malik: ...

Shizuka: Jou: so?

Malik: Alright...

Jou: she's my sister!

Shizuka: yah

Seto: Ok

Shizuka: and that makes it worse

Seto: so...moving along...

Jou: so, all brothers kiss their sisters

Shizuka: drop it Jou

Malik: So...

Malik: You've had experience...

Shizuka: go on malik....

Malik: This should be interesting...

Shizuka: he deserves it!

Malik: *smirking like crazy*

Jou: NO!

Jou: OH RA NO!

Shizuka: 1

Shizuka: 2

Shizuka: 3!

Shizuka: KISS!

Malik: *grabs Jou's face*

Malik: *kiss!*

Shizuka: he he

Jou: mmmm?

Shizuka: uhhh...guys?

Seto: What?

Seto: I think they're busy...

Jou: *opens mouth*

Shizuka: ewww...

Malik: *eyes wide open*

Malik: *shrugs*

Jou: *stops*

Jou: she's rig...cinnamon

Malik: Heh, why thank you

Shizuka: AMG!

Malik: You taste like...Peach, Jou

Jou: really?

Malik: Yeah...

Malik: Not bad

Jou: I always thought of myself as a ..... banana

Malik: Really?

Jou: or lemon

Malik: No, I think Peach...

Shizuka: oh goddess...

Malik: Well...*hehe* we can always try again...

Malik: *sly smile*

Jou: oh! cool....you can let go now

Malik: No...

Malik: I think we should try that again...

Malik: Until we get the right flavor...

Jou: I'll...pass *whispers "later"*

Shizuka: NO!

Malik: *smirks*

Shizuka: you're creepin' me out!

Malik: *whispers* Don't forget...

Malik: *lets go*

Jou: don't bet on it

Jou: *later......*

Shizuka: uhhh...guys?

Jou: what?

Seto: That was...

Seto: Disturbing..

Shizuka: to put it simply

Jou: *grabs malik again*

Jou: payback time shiz!

Shizuka: wha?

Jou: you kissed kaiba...so I'm creepin' you out

Shizuka: I can't watch........

Malik: *hehe*

Seto: Turn around Shiz...

Mai: oh! goodie!

Mai: let's have a kissing contest!

Malik: NO!!!! He's mine...

Mai: guys?!

Malik: Get the hell away!!!!!

Malik: *chases her*

Shizuka: WAIT!

Malik: *down the street*

Shizuka: she's right *grins*

Jou: huh?

Malik: *walks back*

Shizuka: who tastes the best?

Malik: What?

Malik: hmm...

Shizuka: let's find out

Malik: We'll have to double check...

Shizuka: I'm not kissing Jou though

Seto: Yeah...a agree...not to that

Jou: yea

Malik: Alright then!!!

Shizuka: WAIT!

Shizuka: let's get more contestants

Malik: What?

Shizuka: get Mai back here

Malik: No...I like the ones we have

Shizuka: NO!

Malik: NEVAH!!!!!!!

Shizuka: MORE!

Shizuka: MORE!

Malik: N!O!!!!!!!!!

Malik: Wait...

Malik: Only Ryou...

Jou: I wanna see shiz kiss Mai!

Shizuka: NO JOU!

Shizuka: hentai

Seto: //it might be interesting//

Shizuka: boys...

Seto: I am not kissing Mai...

Mai: you wanted us? *has Ryou with her*

Malik: Me neither....

Malik: Only Ryou

Jou: I will...

Malik: No...*grabs his hand*

Shizuka: let's pair off?

Malik: I get Jou

Shizuka: pick a number out of......who has a hat?

Ryou: me

Shizuka: good

Shizuka: *picks a number*

Shizuka: pick a damn number!

Malik: Seto: What?

Shizuka: pick

Shizuka: *holds out hat*

Malik: Ready?

Malik: *Malik picks*

Shizuka: I have....5

Malik: FIVE!!!!!!!!!

Jou: I have....8

Shizuka: oh ra....

Shizuka: *looks mortified*

Ryou: 3

Mai: 3

Ryou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Jou: Kaiba?

Shizuka: oh no.....

Seto: I got...got...got...

Shizuka: you're with Jou, Seto

Seto: 8...

Shizuka: NO!

Shizuka: you can't kiss my brother!

Seto: ...NO WAY!!!!!!!

Malik: YES!!!!!!

Shizuka: then it's like I'm kissing him!

Malik: This is perfect!!!!!!!!

Shizuka: if I kiss you!

Shizuka: why?

Ryou: I like this!!!

Malik: So it's decided: Ryou and Mai

Mai: I don't.....I wanted seto

Malik: Seto and Jou

Malik: And me and Shiz

Shizuka: *looks around*

Shizuka: I don't wanna

Malik: ...

Shizuka: oh never mind

Shizuka: *kisses malik

Malik: *opens mouth*

Shizuka: *shocked!*

Shizuka: why did you-

Shizuka: HEY!

Malik: *still kissing....*

Shizuka: lmmmemmmmeeemmmmgmmmmommmmm

Malik: *let's go*

Shizuka: huh?

Shizuka: where?

Malik: What?

Shizuka: what?

Malik: You said " where"

Shizuka: didn't you.....

Shizuka: OH!

Shizuka: never mind

Malik: *shrugs*

Shizuka: I thought I heard someone

Shizuka: did you say something seto?

Seto: no...I was looking away....

Shizuka: oh...right

Shizuka: *embarrassed*

Malik: That wasn't too bad

Shizuka: wha?

Malik: Better than licking for a flavor...

Shizuka: ha!

Shizuka: actually....

Malik: yea?

Shizuka: never mind

Malik: ...??

Shizuka: nothing

Malik: Alright

Malik: NEXT!!!

Malik: Ryou and Mai!!!!

Shizuka: I don't wanna make you mad but-

Shizuka: oh!

Shizuka: GOOD!

Shizuka: 1

Shizuka: 2

Shizuka: 3

Shizuka: KISS!

Mai: do I have to?

Ryou: this is stupid...

Ryou: I wanted-er...

Shizuka: who?

Malik: Who?

Seto: Who?

All: Who?

Ryou: *nervous laugh*

Ryou: *grabs Mai to avoid questioning*

Shizuka: who?

Ryou: *kisses Mai*

Mai: ack! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm

Mai: *kisses back violently*

Shizuka: geez

Shizuka: what is she a vampire?

Ryou: *thinking* ...holy ra!!!

Ryou: *tries to get away*

Shizuka: I'm really glad she didn't kiss you...

Mai: MMMM!!!

Shizuka: *grabs*

Seto: Me too...

Shizuka: haha

Shizuka: look at her go!

Malik: Damn!!! That's sick Ryou!!!!

Ryou: *tries to kick her*

Shizuka: oh boy...*takes Mai off Ryou*

Ryou: *gasping for air*

Shizuka: *Mai latches on to Shiz*

Shizuka: ACK! NO!

Seto: What?

Shizuka: hent-!

Mai: *kisses shiz*

Seto: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Seto: *grabs Mai off her*

Jou: YEAH!!!!

Shizuka: eww Mai!

Seto: *throws her off*

Mai: thought you were seto...sorry

Seto: *down the street...*

Seto: ...you...get away!!!!

Shizuka: *spitting*

Malik: I'll take care of her...*mind controls her*

Mai: owwwww.....

Malik: *to leave*

Shizuka: ew...

Malik: *and 'jump' or fall into the ocean*

Shizuka: mouthwash please...

Seto: I can help...

Shizuka: hmmm??

Shizuka: *wipes mouth on sleeve*

Malik: *sigh* you alright Ryou? *helps him*

Seto: I said, I can help you rid the taste...

Jou: she got you Ryou!

Shizuka: how?

Shizuka: you got water?

Shizuka: or acid?

Ryou: No kidding...well...you gotta have Seto soon

Seto: No...

Seto: But...er...

Shizuka: NO!

Seto: What?

Shizuka: but what?

Seto: Huh?

Seto: Why'd you say no...

Shizuka: you said but...

Shizuka: he can't kiss you!

Shizuka: NO!

Seto: But...well, I mean, I can kiss you...maybe...

Shizuka: oh

Shizuka: go ahead

Seto: Oh! Ok...

Seto: *grabs face*

Shizuka: go for it

Seto: *kiss*

Shizuka: //mmmm..cherry//

Seto: *open mouth!!*

Seto: //Vanilla//

Jou: stop that!

[to be continued]

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Another chapter done! Only a -lot- more to come!!

- Killer Queen + Egyptian Firecracker