[O-RPG 2003]

[Chapter 4 – Pool Madness]

[Chapter Disclaimer] A little more kissing (yaoi mind you), and an angry Shizuka, some pool madness, and the co. out in the cold looking for a house

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Shizuka: what's so funny?

Malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Malik: Bakume!!!!!

Shizuka: stop laughing at me...

Malik: I'm not laughing at you...

Shizuka: ??

Shizuka: oh

Malik: Bakume the Tropical Bunched Back Baka

Bakume: then stop laughing at ME!

Malik: Nevah!!!!!!! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Shizuka: yea... he he he

Malik: You wanted to be paired with me??!!!!

Malik: HAHAHAAA!!!!

Shizuka: ha ha ha ha ha!

Shizuka: you're right!

Shizuka: HA HA HA HA HA!

Malik: That's hilarious!!!

ALL: HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA!

Bakume: so? *grins*

Seto: Why him?

Bakume: *grabs malik*

Malik: ......

Bakume: this is why *KISS*

Malik: *wide eyes*

Shizuka: *gasp*

Shizuka: this is just a regular kissing club isn't it?

Shizuka: juts about everyone's had a go...

Seto: I guess so...

Shizuka: 'cept you and Jou

Malik: *closed eyes*

Seto: hehe, yeah

Bakume //cinnamon? I think not...//

Malik: //tropical? ?Hmm...//

Shizuka: what?.....did I miss something?

Seto: No

Jou: uhh....no....

Shizuka: you answered that awfully quickly

Shizuka: what's wrong with you guys

Seto: Because nothing happened!

Seto: heh

Seto: ^^;

Shizuka: ok ok!

Shizuka: no....

Shizuka: something DID happen...

Shizuka: you only look like that when-

Shizuka: oh ra...

Seto: ...

Shizuka: *looks from seto to jou*

Shizuka: AW GODDESS!

Seto: ...er...

Shizuka: *sickened*

Seto: IT WAS HIS DOINGS!!!!!!

Shizuka: do me a favor...

Seto: what?

Shizuka: NEVER AGAIN!

Shizuka: EVER!

Seto: Jou...you hear that? DON"T DO IT AGAIN!!!!

Shizuka: Jou:.......

Seto: *bluuuuush*

Shizuka: oh god...

Shizuka: this is disgusting...

Seto: You kisses Mai....

Shizuka: and so are they...

Malik: *kissed

Shizuka: I DIDN'T!

seto: who? Oh, them? *gestures to Malik and Bakume*

Shizuka: SHE DID!

Shizuka: I never TOLD her to!

Seto: Soo?? He kissed me!!!!

Seto: I didn't tell HIM too!!!!

Shizuka: *shrugs*

Shizuka: guess not

Malik: //Is this tropical?? I don't know...//

Jou: you didn't pull away though...

Seto? *bluuuuuuuuuuuuush* er....

Bakume: //more like...//

Shizuka: seriously?

Shizuka: how long was I out for?

Seto: What? *voice cracks*

Jou: ??? twenty minutes?

Seto: ....

Shizuka: *shock!*

Shizuka: oh

Shizuka: geez guys

Shizuka: maybe I should leave you two alone then

Seto: What? You kissed Mai for a while!!!

Shizuka: NO!

Seto: Opened mouth, wasn't it??

Shizuka: I didn't!

Shizuka: .....

Seto: *sigh*

Seto: Let's just go

Seto: But what about them?

Shizuka: where?

Shizuka: leave them

Malik: //what IS this taste!!!??? Geez!!! I don't know!//

Seto: *shrugs* Alright

Seto: Your place

Bakume: //tastes like.....watermelon//

Shizuka: why not?

Seto: Let's go

Shizuka: this is already weird enough

Jou: ok, let's

Shizuka: NO!

Seto: What?

Shizuka: you can spend the night at Honda's

Jou: WHA!

Seto: Jou?

Shizuka: you have to stay away from him

Seto: *heh*

Seto: *nervous laugh* What, you think I'd do it again?

Jou: fine......

Shizuka: 20 minutes

Seto: what 20 min?

Shizuka: ya

Seto: Huh?

Shizuka: that's how long I was out...I'm guessing that's how long you were down his throat

Seto: EEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!

Shizuka: *glare*

Seto: er..... um....

Seto: hmm....er.....well...

Shizuka: well?

Shizuka: coming?

Seto: Yeah...

Seto: *passes Jou* later...

Jou: so am I!

Jou: you can't make me go to honda's!

Seto: *shrugs* I don't care

Shizuka: FINE! Come then...see if I care

Seto: *smirks*

Jou: *grin*

Shizuka: *mumbling angrily*

Seto: heh

Shizuka: ARE YOU COMING!

Seto: Who?

Shizuka: I don't care

Seto: What?

Seto: Who'd you yell at...them,?

Jou: *grabs seto's hand and walks*

Jou: ignore her

Shizuka: AMG!

Seto: *bluush* alright

Shizuka: *stomps on*

Shizuka: I can't BELIEVE THIS!

Malik: //WHAT FLAVOR ARE YOU!!!!!! OH MY RA!!!!!//

Shizuka: stupid numbers...

Malik: // I CANT FIGURE IT OUT!!!!!!!!//

Malik: *breaks away* *screams* LEMON!!!!!!!

Bakume: WATERMELON!

Malik: *laughing historically*

Bakume: *does the happy dance*

Malik: *bluushing*

Shizuka: oh bother....

Seto: I guess they're done

Bakume: WAIT FOR US!

Shizuka: NO!

Shizuka: YOU CAN'T COME!

Bakume: why?

Malik: *grabs B's hand* come on! *runs*

Shizuka: you'll get it dirty

Shizuka: oh no...

Malik: Ew....nasty mind....

Shizuka: NO!

Shizuka: the house!

Shizuka: NO PARTY!

Malik: Hahaha!!! *keeps running, Bakume in tow*

Bakume: *whispers* when she's asleep...we party like animals...

Malik: of course!!

Jou: ummm.....you can...have your hand back now...*lets go*

Seto: heh...

Seto: yeah, thanks

Jou: *walks faster*

Seto: *smirks*

Shizuka: *stops suddenly and sits on the sidewalk*

Seto: Huh? What is it?

Jou: what now?

Shizuka: nothing...go ahead....

Seto: We're not leaving you...

Shizuka: *gestures to house*

Shizuka: I'll be there......in a while

Seto: At least I'm not...

Jou: *disappointed*

Jou: I will

Shizuka: nice....

Seto: You will what? Leave her?

Shizuka: ya

Jou: you're staying aren't you? why should I have to?

Seto: Alright! We'll be right there then...

Shizuka: No!

Shizuka: I'm staying....you go

Seto: Oh...alright then...

Seto: See you soon

Shizuka: actually

Seto: What is it?

Shizuka: *gets up and walks opposite way*

Seto: What are you doing?

Shizuka: going swimming

Shizuka: coming?

Seto: Well...

Shizuka: or would you rather smooch my brother?

Seto: *bluush* No...I'll come

Shizuka: ok

Seto: *looks at Jou...mouths "later"*

Shizuka: I thought you might try to stop me or something

Shizuka: but it's cool

Seto: You're a woman who can't be stopped when on a mission

Shizuka: he he

Shizuka: yea

Shizuka: so...I'm gonna go in now

Shizuka: you can wait or you can swim too

Shizuka: i don't care

Seto: We'll see

Shizuka: *throws towel on a chair*

Shizuka: *dives in*

Shizuka: AMG!

Seto: What?

Shizuka: It's so nice

Seto: I think I'll pass

Shizuka: fine

Shizuka: *smirks and goes under*

Seto: ...uh..

Shizuka: what?

Seto: Why'd you do that

Shizuka: do what?

Seto: You...smirked!!

Seto: It was weird

Shizuka: oh

Shizuka: why?

Seto: I don't' know. it looked like you were gonna get revenge or something

Shizuka: no...

Shizuka: come here

Seto: *shrugs* alright then

Seto: In there?

Shizuka: no....

Shizuka: next to the pool

Shizuka: you said you didn't wanna swim

Seto: Oh *gets up*

Seto: Yea

Shizuka: *treading water*

Seto: What is it?

Shizuka: *splash!*

Shizuka: ha ha!

Seto: HEYY!!!!!

Seto: Not cool!!!

Shizuka: what?

Shizuka: maybe for you

Seto: I didn't want to get wet!

Shizuka: it's not like you can do anything about it

Seto: *sits down in a chair*

Shizuka: I'm in here

Shizuka: and you're out there

Seto: *hands behind head*

Seto: *thinking* one...two...

Shizuka: you're not going to get tan

Shizuka: there's no sun

Seto: *three...* *runs and jumps in...dunking Shiz*

Shizuka: ACK!

Seto: Heheheheeee

Shizuka: you little

Seto: What? Now I'm wet!

Shizuka: I got water up my nose!

Seto: So there's little you can do to me

Seto: That happens all the time

Shizuka: really?

Seto: Yes

Shizuka: we'll see

Shizuka: *swims backward*

Seto: *smirks* Oh will we?

Shizuka: maybe

Seto: *swims to where he can stand*

Shizuka: *back flip*

Seto: ...o-kay

Shizuka: you're a wimp...

Seto: What? I don't wanna be there

Shizuka: you're afraid aren't you

Seto: Oh course not!

Shizuka: of sharks or something...in the dark

Seto: Aren't you?

Shizuka: in the deep end

Shizuka: no

Shizuka: well....

Seto: Fine. I'll go...*swims to deep end*

Shizuka: now that I think about it...

Shizuka: no...still no

Seto: *anime sweatdrop*

Shizuka: what?!

Seto: *treading* See? I'm here

Shizuka: ok

Shizuka: good for you...

Shizuka: amg....

Seto: Isn't it just...

Seto: What is it

Shizuka: *goes under*

Seto: Huh?? *looks around*

Shizuka: *pulls shorts off*

Shizuka: HA HA HA!

Shizuka: I warned you...

Seto: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seto: *pulls back on*

Shizuka: *swims away*

Seto: Do you want your top to come off??

Shizuka: *climbs ladder out and goes to diving board*

Shizuka: no!

Seto: *smirks*

Seto: *gets out*

Seto: Alright

Shizuka: stay....away...

Shizuka: *dive*

Seto: *walks to diving board*

Shizuka: I mean it

Seto: *dive*

Shizuka: *swim away*

Seto: *swims after her*

Shizuka: ACK!

Shizuka: ^^

Seto: *grabs her*

Shizuka: ack!

Shizuka: no!

Seto: Haha

Shizuka: *splash*

Seto: Hey!! Don't do that!

Shizuka: why?

Seto: *still holding her*

Seto: Because, water in your eyes, hurts!

Shizuka: hey...

Shizuka: you know...

Shizuka: I bet...

Seto: bet...

Shizuka: I could carry you in here

Shizuka: *thinking*

Seto: That's alright.

Shizuka: that'd be weird

Seto: It would be

Seto: SO don't

Shizuka: then let me go...

Seto: *grabs her waist*

Shizuka: what?

Seto: No

Shizuka: why? Shizuka: afraid I'll pants you again?

Seto: *smirks* This is fun

Seto: No

Shizuka: 'cause I won't

Shizuka: IF!

Seto: Afraid I'll de-top you

Shizuka: a little...

Seto: heh

Shizuka: *crosses arms*

Seto: Wait... if what?

Shizuka: let go

Seto: *smirks*

Shizuka: and...

Shizuka: stay away from Jou...

Seto: ...

Shizuka: *serious look*

Seto: *Lets go*

Shizuka: oh

Shizuka: I see...that's how it's going to be

Seto: *sigh*

Seto: *gets out*

Shizuka: what?

Seto: ....

Shizuka: where do you think you're going?

Shizuka: *angry*

Seto: I think I' leaving... you with the sharks

Shizuka: *nervous look*

Seto: *walks to gate* Scared?

Shizuka: w-what?

Shizuka: no...

Seto: Afraid of sharks?

Shizuka: no

Seto: You don't sound to sure about that...

Shizuka: not in a pool

Seto: *smirks*

Shizuka: oh geez

Seto: haha. Of course. *leaves*

Shizuka: FINE!

Seto: HA!

Shizuka: *goes under*

Jou: I kinda wanna go swimming too

Seto: *sigh* Fine

Seto: Go ahead

Shizuka: *runs to pool and jumps in...cannonball*

Shizuka: ACK!

Shizuka: Jou!

Seto: I'll wait with...*points to Malik* no...

Jou: what?

Seto: I'll come back...

Shizuka: never mind

Seto: *walks back*

Shizuka: *both swimming*

Seto: *sits in chair again*

Shizuka: coming Malik?

Malik: I think not...well...Bakume??

Jou: Bakume...you wanna come too?

Bakume: yea...POOL PARTY!

Haha!

Malik: *runs into pool*

Shizuka: *runs and jumps in*

Malik: *Trips into it*

Shizuka: ha ha ha!

Malik: ACK!

Shizuka: oh brother...

Seto: *rolls eyes*

Jou: HA HA HA HA!

Malik: *comes up*

Shizuka: diving contest?

Malik: That wasn't fun!

Jou: always...

Shizuka: so?

Malik: Diving??!!!

Shizuka: you tripped

Shizuka: yes, diving

Malik: YESS!!!!!!!!! I"M IN!!!!!!

Shizuka: good...we'll need a judge

Seto: *sigh*

Seto: I'll do it...

Shizuka: ok then...

Shizuka: *all get out*

Seto: *thinking* This oughta be good

Seto: First

Shizuka: ??

Seto: Who's first!?

Jou: me!

Seto: *laughs* Alright

Shizuka: go ahead...dive...

Seto: Go

Jou: wait....you mean I can't cannonball?

Shizuka: nope

Seto: You've gotta dive...hehe

Jou: o....k...

Shizuka: *attempts a dive and belly flops*

Shizuka: he he he he

Malik: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: *winces*

Shizuka: *off the high dive...*

Seto: Go ahead

Shizuka: oh...poor Jou...

Shizuka: who?

Seto: Who ever

Bakume: ME ME ME!

Seto: And jou...

Jou: owww....what?

Seto: That was really sad...*smirks*

Jou: and painful...

Seto: I felt it

Malik: GO BAKUME!!!!!!

Malik: DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!

Bakume: *sloppy but otherwise ok dive*

Shizuka: nice...

Seto: Not that bad...better than Jou's

Shizuka: next time

Shizuka: keep your feet together

Bakume: sure...like you could do better

Shizuka: yea

Seto: Go ahead Shiz

Shizuka: ok

Shizuka: *ok

Malik: WAIT!!!

Malik: I WANNA GO FIRST!!!!

Shizuka: ok

Shizuka: go ahead

Malik: *pushes her aside*

Shizuka: save the best for last

Malik: Alright, ready!?

Seto: Yes...just go

Shizuka: go!

Malik: One, ...two...three!

Malik: *dive*

Malik: *pretty good*

Shizuka: *better than the previous 2*

Malik: *shoes come off, since he didn't take them off...*

Seto: SHOES???

Malik: Hmm. Oh well!

Shizuka: he he he *giggle*

Malik: *get them and gets out*

Shizuka: I guess I'll go then

Seto: Go

Shizuka: *shrugs and walks over*

Shizuka: *PERFECT dive*

Malik: WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

Shizuka: good?

Malik: But...mine was still better!!!

Seto: Good

Shizuka: *shrugs*

Seto: The best

Seto: and...the prize is..

Shizuka: what?

Seto: *jumps in to where she is*

Seto: *kisses her*

Shizuka: //he he he...I'm the best!//

Seto: //I'm glad she won!//

Seto: //I don't really wanna kiss Malik or Bakume//

Shizuka: ow!

Shizuka: you bit me...

Seto: ...*smirks* sorry

Seto: *stops, gets out*

Shizuka: going somewhere...vampire?

Seto: It's cold

Seto: I need new clothes...

Shizuka: use my towel

Malik: Let's go back to Jou's house!

Shizuka: NO!

Seto: *shrugs* alright Malik

Shizuka: NO PARTY!

Malik: LET"S GO!!!!

Malik: Ready Bakume!?

Shizuka: wait!

Malik: What???

Shizuka: you can have a party on one condition

Malik: What is it

Shizuka: you have to shower and get dry here

Shizuka: before you go inside

Malik: How??

Malik: We don't have other clothes!!

Shizuka: they have showers

Shizuka: you can wear towels

Shizuka: Jou will let you borrow something

Shizuka: when we get home

Seto: I'm not walking around the street in a towel...

Shizuka: I am

Malik: *sigh* FINE!!!!

Malik: *gets into a shower*

Shizuka: It's not far anyway

Shizuka: WAI!

Shizuka: T!

Malik: damn...what??!!!!!!!

Malik: *clothes still on*

Shizuka: there's only one shower

Shizuka: and it only has a little water

Seto: Your point

Shizuka: so

Shizuka: either

Shizuka: we shower in pairs

Shizuka: or

Shizuka: some don't shower and can't come

Shizuka: to our house

Malik: I say pairs!!!

Shizuka: you decide

Shizuka: really?

Malik: I am NOT missing an opportunity like this!!!

Shizuka: ok

Shizuka: pick numbers

Malik: heh...a party that is...

Shizuka: *gets hat*

Malik: 3

Malik: Who's three??

Bakume: me

Malik: *bluuush*

Malik: Let's go then!!

Malik: *runs to shower*

Shizuka: WAIT!

Malik: WHAT!!!!!!!!

Shizuka: I have to...

Malik: *growls*

Shizuka: never mind

Malik: Huh?

Shizuka: wash my hair

Malik: So...

Shizuka: I

Shizuka: kinda need to go first

Malik: You can do that at your place

Malik: *sigh*

Malik: fine!!!!

Shizuka: whatever

Shizuka: just go

Malik: *steps aside*

Malik: No, go

Shizuka: fine

Shizuka: don't blame me if you can't come cause you're dirty

Malik: *sigh* I will

Shizuka: *grins*

Shizuka: ok guys

Seto: What

Shizuka: who's gonna go with who?

Malik: I got a three from the hat

Shizuka: I KNOW!

Shizuka: GET IN THERE!

Malik: I thought you were going first!?!

Shizuka: NO!

Shizuka: you two go shower!

Malik: Alright!!!!!

Malik:...

Malik: O-kay...^^

Shizuka: they're like little kids...

Malik: Let's go Bakume....

Malik: *showering*

Bakume: hand me the soap?

Shizuka: ok

Shizuka: like I was saying

Malik: Here...oops? Dropped it...

Shizuka: who's going with who?

Seto: Well, you've gotta wash your hair...

Shizuka: well....

Shizuka: I COULD do that at home

Shizuka: you know what?

Seto: We still gotta go

Shizuka: seto, you go

Seto: Alone

Shizuka: and

Shizuka: I'll go at home

Shizuka: and so will Jou

Shizuka: that way you don't have to share

Seto: *shrugs* Al-right

Seto: * a bit disappointed

Malik: Got the soap, here

Bakume: good

Shizuka: what?

Seto: Huh?

Shizuka: you're upset...aren't you?

Seto: No

Shizuka: really?

Shizuka: ok then

Shizuka: Jou...get dry

Seto: ...yeah

Jou: can I have your towel?

Seto: Who's? Shiz's

Shizuka: never mind

Shizuka: Jou go find one

Shizuka: we'll wait here

Jou: *shrugs* ok

Shizuka: *goes to find towels*

Shizuka: and bring back a few more!

Malik: Are you done with the soap yet!! Hurry up!!

Jou: ok

Bakume: OK OK!

Bakume: done....let's get out

Malik: I'm not done!!!

Shizuka: WAIT guys!

Shizuka: no towels...

Shizuka: yet...

Malik: You've been hogging the soap!!

Bakume: ok

Malik: Give it to me...

Bakume: no...

Malik: *shocked* What?

Malik: Come one

Bakume: *soaps up malik himself*

Malik:....er....

Bakume: there!

Bakume: DONE!

Malik: That-that works

Malik: Yeah...done...

Shizuka: you sure you're ok?

Shizuka: you're really quiet

Seto: Me? I'm fine

Seto: I'm just waiting for them

Shizuka: ok....don't tell me

Shizuka: you're next

Seto: Alright, get out guys!

Bakume: *steps out*

Malik: *follows*

Bakume: towel?

Shizuka: Jou's not back yet

Malik: Yea

Malik: *sigh*

Seto: I'm going now...

Seto: *steps in*

Shizuka: so...air dry for now

Malik: *runs around*

Shizuka: you going in? *sweetly*

Shizuka: never mind

Seto: ...er...yeah

Shizuka: *waiting*

Malik: JOU!!! HURRY UP!!!!!!

Bakume: it's cold

Shizuka: so?

Bakume: I WANT A TOWEL!

Shizuka: then go help Jou find one

Malik: Me too!!!

Bakume: ok! *runs off*

Malik: Ok!! *runs*

Seto: *shower going*

Shizuka: you're taking too long seto

Seto: No I'm not

Shizuka: do you have your bathing suit on?

Seto: yes

Shizuka: good

Shizuka: *steps in*

Seto: Why?

Seto: ACK!!!!

Shizuka: excuse me but I'm dirty

Seto: ...er...

Shizuka: *rinse off*

Seto: Hey! I'm not done yet!!

Seto: *moves her over*

Shizuka: that's ok

Shizuka: I'll wait

Seto: ....*showering*

Shizuka: *laughing*

Seto: What?

Shizuka: you're...ha ha ha!

Seto: Not this again...

Shizuka: you look like a plumber

Shizuka: pull your shorts up

Shizuka: I can see your tan line

Seto: *bluuuuuuuush* *pulls up*

Shizuka: It's ok

Shizuka: I don't really care

Seto: Oh...you don't?

Shizuka: nope!

Shizuka: you done yet?

Seto: So is that why you came in with me...

Shizuka: NO!

Shizuka: *shock*

Shizuka: move over...*shove*

Malik: Hey!!

Shizuka: *showering*

Seto: *smirks* Oh well, I'm done

Seto: *steps out*

Shizuka: ok

Shizuka: *washes bathing suit*

Shizuka: *jou comes back with towels*

Shizuka: *Shizuka washes hair*

Shizuka: *steps out*

Shizuka: Jou, gimme a towel *squeezes out hair*

Seto: You got towels Jou?

Seto: Gimme one

Jou: yup...but... you can't have one

Jou: there's not enough

Seto: Who can't have one?

Shizuka, you've got one already

Jou: you can't have one kaiba

Seto: So who can?

Seto: You I suppose...

Shizuka: her...have mine

Shizuka: *hands towel to seto*

Seto: Thanks

Shizuka: sure *shrugs*

Seto: *dries off*

Shizuka: we going then?

Shizuka: it's cold

Shizuka: geez!

Malik: Of course!!! I"M ALL DRY!!!!

Shizuka: *walks away*

Jou: after you Shizuka

Malik: *takes Bakume's arm, and skips ahead*

Shizuka: *all drop wet towels on Shizuka*

Seto: *hehe*

Shizuka: gee...thanks guys

Seto: No problem

Shizuka: *rolls eyes*

Seto: heh

Seto: Let's go then guys

Shizuka: *hugs towels*

Shizuka: you guys know where you're going?

Shizuka: Jou, lead the way

Malik: we'll make up a way!!!

Jou: why not?!

Malik: No!!! STAY BACK!!!!

Malik: WE CAN FIND IT!!!!!!

Jou: OK OK!

Malik: HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Shizuka: oh boy....

Shizuka: this is sad

Seto: *nods*

Seto: *but since he's in the back, no one knows*

Shizuka: it is FREEZING!

Shizuka: *throws towels on ground*

Seto: What do you want us to do?

Seto: Good job!

Shizuka: *grabs hers and ties it around waits*

Shizuka: nothing

Seto: *sigh*

Seto: *walks in front of her*

Shizuka: ok...

Malik: LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shizuka: leave me ALL alone...

Shizuka: in the dark

Shizuka: while malik tries to find my house

Seto: We're still here

Seto: Just ahead of you

Shizuka: I kinda can't see you

Shizuka: *lying*

Seto: Well, walk faster!!

Seto: I can see Jou

Shizuka: no...*whining*

Seto: Stop whining

Shizuka: fine!

Malik: Which way Bakume??

Malik: haha!!!

Shizuka: the I'll yell!

Malik: rhymes!!!

Seto: no..

Bakume: THAT WAY! *points to Shizuka's house*

Shizuka: good guess

Malik: Of course!!!!!

Malik: Let's go!!!!

Shizuka: *sigh*

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More to come! This time, the fun won't stop!!