[O-RPG 2003]
[Chapter 4 – Pool Madness]
[Chapter Disclaimer] A little more kissing (yaoi mind you), and an angry Shizuka, some pool madness, and the co. out in the cold looking for a house
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Shizuka: what's so funny?
Malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Malik: Bakume!!!!!
Shizuka: stop laughing at me...
Malik: I'm not laughing at you...
Shizuka: ??
Shizuka: oh
Malik: Bakume the Tropical Bunched Back Baka
Bakume: then stop laughing at ME!
Malik: Nevah!!!!!!! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Shizuka: yea... he he he
Malik: You wanted to be paired with me??!!!!
Malik: HAHAHAAA!!!!
Shizuka: ha ha ha ha ha!
Shizuka: you're right!
Shizuka: HA HA HA HA HA!
Malik: That's hilarious!!!
ALL: HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA!
Bakume: so? *grins*
Seto: Why him?
Bakume: *grabs malik*
Malik: ......
Bakume: this is why *KISS*
Malik: *wide eyes*
Shizuka: *gasp*
Shizuka: this is just a regular kissing club isn't it?
Shizuka: juts about everyone's had a go...
Seto: I guess so...
Shizuka: 'cept you and Jou
Malik: *closed eyes*
Seto: hehe, yeah
Bakume //cinnamon? I think not...//
Malik: //tropical? ?Hmm...//
Shizuka: what?.....did I miss something?
Seto: No
Jou: uhh....no....
Shizuka: you answered that awfully quickly
Shizuka: what's wrong with you guys
Seto: Because nothing happened!
Seto: heh
Seto: ^^;
Shizuka: ok ok!
Shizuka: no....
Shizuka: something DID happen...
Shizuka: you only look like that when-
Shizuka: oh ra...
Seto: ...
Shizuka: *looks from seto to jou*
Shizuka: AW GODDESS!
Seto: ...er...
Shizuka: *sickened*
Seto: IT WAS HIS DOINGS!!!!!!
Shizuka: do me a favor...
Seto: what?
Shizuka: NEVER AGAIN!
Shizuka: EVER!
Seto: Jou...you hear that? DON"T DO IT AGAIN!!!!
Shizuka: Jou:.......
Seto: *bluuuuush*
Shizuka: oh god...
Shizuka: this is disgusting...
Seto: You kisses Mai....
Shizuka: and so are they...
Malik: *kissed
Shizuka: I DIDN'T!
seto: who? Oh, them? *gestures to Malik and Bakume*
Shizuka: SHE DID!
Shizuka: I never TOLD her to!
Seto: Soo?? He kissed me!!!!
Seto: I didn't tell HIM too!!!!
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Shizuka: guess not
Malik: //Is this tropical?? I don't know...//
Jou: you didn't pull away though...
Seto? *bluuuuuuuuuuuuush* er....
Bakume: //more like...//
Shizuka: seriously?
Shizuka: how long was I out for?
Seto: What? *voice cracks*
Jou: ??? twenty minutes?
Seto: ....
Shizuka: *shock!*
Shizuka: oh
Shizuka: geez guys
Shizuka: maybe I should leave you two alone then
Seto: What? You kissed Mai for a while!!!
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: Opened mouth, wasn't it??
Shizuka: I didn't!
Shizuka: .....
Seto: *sigh*
Seto: Let's just go
Seto: But what about them?
Shizuka: where?
Shizuka: leave them
Malik: //what IS this taste!!!??? Geez!!! I don't know!//
Seto: *shrugs* Alright
Seto: Your place
Bakume: //tastes like.....watermelon//
Shizuka: why not?
Seto: Let's go
Shizuka: this is already weird enough
Jou: ok, let's
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: What?
Shizuka: you can spend the night at Honda's
Jou: WHA!
Seto: Jou?
Shizuka: you have to stay away from him
Seto: *heh*
Seto: *nervous laugh* What, you think I'd do it again?
Jou: fine......
Shizuka: 20 minutes
Seto: what 20 min?
Shizuka: ya
Seto: Huh?
Shizuka: that's how long I was out...I'm guessing that's how long you were down his throat
Seto: EEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!
Shizuka: *glare*
Seto: er..... um....
Seto: hmm....er.....well...
Shizuka: well?
Shizuka: coming?
Seto: Yeah...
Seto: *passes Jou* later...
Jou: so am I!
Jou: you can't make me go to honda's!
Seto: *shrugs* I don't care
Shizuka: FINE! Come then...see if I care
Seto: *smirks*
Jou: *grin*
Shizuka: *mumbling angrily*
Seto: heh
Shizuka: ARE YOU COMING!
Seto: Who?
Shizuka: I don't care
Seto: What?
Seto: Who'd you yell at...them,?
Jou: *grabs seto's hand and walks*
Jou: ignore her
Shizuka: AMG!
Seto: *bluush* alright
Shizuka: *stomps on*
Shizuka: I can't BELIEVE THIS!
Malik: //WHAT FLAVOR ARE YOU!!!!!! OH MY RA!!!!!//
Shizuka: stupid numbers...
Malik: // I CANT FIGURE IT OUT!!!!!!!!//
Malik: *breaks away* *screams* LEMON!!!!!!!
Bakume: WATERMELON!
Malik: *laughing historically*
Bakume: *does the happy dance*
Malik: *bluushing*
Shizuka: oh bother....
Seto: I guess they're done
Bakume: WAIT FOR US!
Shizuka: NO!
Shizuka: YOU CAN'T COME!
Bakume: why?
Malik: *grabs B's hand* come on! *runs*
Shizuka: you'll get it dirty
Shizuka: oh no...
Malik: Ew....nasty mind....
Shizuka: NO!
Shizuka: the house!
Shizuka: NO PARTY!
Malik: Hahaha!!! *keeps running, Bakume in tow*
Bakume: *whispers* when she's asleep...we party like animals...
Malik: of course!!
Jou: ummm.....you can...have your hand back now...*lets go*
Seto: heh...
Seto: yeah, thanks
Jou: *walks faster*
Seto: *smirks*
Shizuka: *stops suddenly and sits on the sidewalk*
Seto: Huh? What is it?
Jou: what now?
Shizuka: nothing...go ahead....
Seto: We're not leaving you...
Shizuka: *gestures to house*
Shizuka: I'll be there......in a while
Seto: At least I'm not...
Jou: *disappointed*
Jou: I will
Shizuka: nice....
Seto: You will what? Leave her?
Shizuka: ya
Jou: you're staying aren't you? why should I have to?
Seto: Alright! We'll be right there then...
Shizuka: No!
Shizuka: I'm staying....you go
Seto: Oh...alright then...
Seto: See you soon
Shizuka: actually
Seto: What is it?
Shizuka: *gets up and walks opposite way*
Seto: What are you doing?
Shizuka: going swimming
Shizuka: coming?
Seto: Well...
Shizuka: or would you rather smooch my brother?
Seto: *bluush* No...I'll come
Shizuka: ok
Seto: *looks at Jou...mouths "later"*
Shizuka: I thought you might try to stop me or something
Shizuka: but it's cool
Seto: You're a woman who can't be stopped when on a mission
Shizuka: he he
Shizuka: yea
Shizuka: so...I'm gonna go in now
Shizuka: you can wait or you can swim too
Shizuka: i don't care
Seto: We'll see
Shizuka: *throws towel on a chair*
Shizuka: *dives in*
Shizuka: AMG!
Seto: What?
Shizuka: It's so nice
Seto: I think I'll pass
Shizuka: fine
Shizuka: *smirks and goes under*
Seto: ...uh..
Shizuka: what?
Seto: Why'd you do that
Shizuka: do what?
Seto: You...smirked!!
Seto: It was weird
Shizuka: oh
Shizuka: why?
Seto: I don't' know. it looked like you were gonna get revenge or something
Shizuka: no...
Shizuka: come here
Seto: *shrugs* alright then
Seto: In there?
Shizuka: no....
Shizuka: next to the pool
Shizuka: you said you didn't wanna swim
Seto: Oh *gets up*
Seto: Yea
Shizuka: *treading water*
Seto: What is it?
Shizuka: *splash!*
Shizuka: ha ha!
Seto: HEYY!!!!!
Seto: Not cool!!!
Shizuka: what?
Shizuka: maybe for you
Seto: I didn't want to get wet!
Shizuka: it's not like you can do anything about it
Seto: *sits down in a chair*
Shizuka: I'm in here
Shizuka: and you're out there
Seto: *hands behind head*
Seto: *thinking* one...two...
Shizuka: you're not going to get tan
Shizuka: there's no sun
Seto: *three...* *runs and jumps in...dunking Shiz*
Shizuka: ACK!
Seto: Heheheheeee
Shizuka: you little
Seto: What? Now I'm wet!
Shizuka: I got water up my nose!
Seto: So there's little you can do to me
Seto: That happens all the time
Shizuka: really?
Seto: Yes
Shizuka: we'll see
Shizuka: *swims backward*
Seto: *smirks* Oh will we?
Shizuka: maybe
Seto: *swims to where he can stand*
Shizuka: *back flip*
Seto: ...o-kay
Shizuka: you're a wimp...
Seto: What? I don't wanna be there
Shizuka: you're afraid aren't you
Seto: Oh course not!
Shizuka: of sharks or something...in the dark
Seto: Aren't you?
Shizuka: in the deep end
Shizuka: no
Shizuka: well....
Seto: Fine. I'll go...*swims to deep end*
Shizuka: now that I think about it...
Shizuka: no...still no
Seto: *anime sweatdrop*
Shizuka: what?!
Seto: *treading* See? I'm here
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: good for you...
Shizuka: amg....
Seto: Isn't it just...
Seto: What is it
Shizuka: *goes under*
Seto: Huh?? *looks around*
Shizuka: *pulls shorts off*
Shizuka: HA HA HA!
Shizuka: I warned you...
Seto: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Seto: *pulls back on*
Shizuka: *swims away*
Seto: Do you want your top to come off??
Shizuka: *climbs ladder out and goes to diving board*
Shizuka: no!
Seto: *smirks*
Seto: *gets out*
Seto: Alright
Shizuka: stay....away...
Shizuka: *dive*
Seto: *walks to diving board*
Shizuka: I mean it
Seto: *dive*
Shizuka: *swim away*
Seto: *swims after her*
Shizuka: ACK!
Shizuka: ^^
Seto: *grabs her*
Shizuka: ack!
Shizuka: no!
Seto: Haha
Shizuka: *splash*
Seto: Hey!! Don't do that!
Shizuka: why?
Seto: *still holding her*
Seto: Because, water in your eyes, hurts!
Shizuka: hey...
Shizuka: you know...
Shizuka: I bet...
Seto: bet...
Shizuka: I could carry you in here
Shizuka: *thinking*
Seto: That's alright.
Shizuka: that'd be weird
Seto: It would be
Seto: SO don't
Shizuka: then let me go...
Seto: *grabs her waist*
Shizuka: what?
Seto: No
Shizuka: why? Shizuka: afraid I'll pants you again?
Seto: *smirks* This is fun
Seto: No
Shizuka: 'cause I won't
Shizuka: IF!
Seto: Afraid I'll de-top you
Shizuka: a little...
Seto: heh
Shizuka: *crosses arms*
Seto: Wait... if what?
Shizuka: let go
Seto: *smirks*
Shizuka: and...
Shizuka: stay away from Jou...
Seto: ...
Shizuka: *serious look*
Seto: *Lets go*
Shizuka: oh
Shizuka: I see...that's how it's going to be
Seto: *sigh*
Seto: *gets out*
Shizuka: what?
Seto: ....
Shizuka: where do you think you're going?
Shizuka: *angry*
Seto: I think I' leaving... you with the sharks
Shizuka: *nervous look*
Seto: *walks to gate* Scared?
Shizuka: w-what?
Shizuka: no...
Seto: Afraid of sharks?
Shizuka: no
Seto: You don't sound to sure about that...
Shizuka: not in a pool
Seto: *smirks*
Shizuka: oh geez
Seto: haha. Of course. *leaves*
Shizuka: FINE!
Seto: HA!
Shizuka: *goes under*
Jou: I kinda wanna go swimming too
Seto: *sigh* Fine
Seto: Go ahead
Shizuka: *runs to pool and jumps in...cannonball*
Shizuka: ACK!
Shizuka: Jou!
Seto: I'll wait with...*points to Malik* no...
Jou: what?
Seto: I'll come back...
Shizuka: never mind
Seto: *walks back*
Shizuka: *both swimming*
Seto: *sits in chair again*
Shizuka: coming Malik?
Malik: I think not...well...Bakume??
Jou: Bakume...you wanna come too?
Bakume: yea...POOL PARTY!
Haha!
Malik: *runs into pool*
Shizuka: *runs and jumps in*
Malik: *Trips into it*
Shizuka: ha ha ha!
Malik: ACK!
Shizuka: oh brother...
Seto: *rolls eyes*
Jou: HA HA HA HA!
Malik: *comes up*
Shizuka: diving contest?
Malik: That wasn't fun!
Jou: always...
Shizuka: so?
Malik: Diving??!!!
Shizuka: you tripped
Shizuka: yes, diving
Malik: YESS!!!!!!!!! I"M IN!!!!!!
Shizuka: good...we'll need a judge
Seto: *sigh*
Seto: I'll do it...
Shizuka: ok then...
Shizuka: *all get out*
Seto: *thinking* This oughta be good
Seto: First
Shizuka: ??
Seto: Who's first!?
Jou: me!
Seto: *laughs* Alright
Shizuka: go ahead...dive...
Seto: Go
Jou: wait....you mean I can't cannonball?
Shizuka: nope
Seto: You've gotta dive...hehe
Jou: o....k...
Shizuka: *attempts a dive and belly flops*
Shizuka: he he he he
Malik: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: *winces*
Shizuka: *off the high dive...*
Seto: Go ahead
Shizuka: oh...poor Jou...
Shizuka: who?
Seto: Who ever
Bakume: ME ME ME!
Seto: And jou...
Jou: owww....what?
Seto: That was really sad...*smirks*
Jou: and painful...
Seto: I felt it
Malik: GO BAKUME!!!!!!
Malik: DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!
Bakume: *sloppy but otherwise ok dive*
Shizuka: nice...
Seto: Not that bad...better than Jou's
Shizuka: next time
Shizuka: keep your feet together
Bakume: sure...like you could do better
Shizuka: yea
Seto: Go ahead Shiz
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: *ok
Malik: WAIT!!!
Malik: I WANNA GO FIRST!!!!
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: go ahead
Malik: *pushes her aside*
Shizuka: save the best for last
Malik: Alright, ready!?
Seto: Yes...just go
Shizuka: go!
Malik: One, ...two...three!
Malik: *dive*
Malik: *pretty good*
Shizuka: *better than the previous 2*
Malik: *shoes come off, since he didn't take them off...*
Seto: SHOES???
Malik: Hmm. Oh well!
Shizuka: he he he *giggle*
Malik: *get them and gets out*
Shizuka: I guess I'll go then
Seto: Go
Shizuka: *shrugs and walks over*
Shizuka: *PERFECT dive*
Malik: WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
Shizuka: good?
Malik: But...mine was still better!!!
Seto: Good
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Seto: The best
Seto: and...the prize is..
Shizuka: what?
Seto: *jumps in to where she is*
Seto: *kisses her*
Shizuka: //he he he...I'm the best!//
Seto: //I'm glad she won!//
Seto: //I don't really wanna kiss Malik or Bakume//
Shizuka: ow!
Shizuka: you bit me...
Seto: ...*smirks* sorry
Seto: *stops, gets out*
Shizuka: going somewhere...vampire?
Seto: It's cold
Seto: I need new clothes...
Shizuka: use my towel
Malik: Let's go back to Jou's house!
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: *shrugs* alright Malik
Shizuka: NO PARTY!
Malik: LET"S GO!!!!
Malik: Ready Bakume!?
Shizuka: wait!
Malik: What???
Shizuka: you can have a party on one condition
Malik: What is it
Shizuka: you have to shower and get dry here
Shizuka: before you go inside
Malik: How??
Malik: We don't have other clothes!!
Shizuka: they have showers
Shizuka: you can wear towels
Shizuka: Jou will let you borrow something
Shizuka: when we get home
Seto: I'm not walking around the street in a towel...
Shizuka: I am
Malik: *sigh* FINE!!!!
Malik: *gets into a shower*
Shizuka: It's not far anyway
Shizuka: WAI!
Shizuka: T!
Malik: damn...what??!!!!!!!
Malik: *clothes still on*
Shizuka: there's only one shower
Shizuka: and it only has a little water
Seto: Your point
Shizuka: so
Shizuka: either
Shizuka: we shower in pairs
Shizuka: or
Shizuka: some don't shower and can't come
Shizuka: to our house
Malik: I say pairs!!!
Shizuka: you decide
Shizuka: really?
Malik: I am NOT missing an opportunity like this!!!
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: pick numbers
Malik: heh...a party that is...
Shizuka: *gets hat*
Malik: 3
Malik: Who's three??
Bakume: me
Malik: *bluuush*
Malik: Let's go then!!
Malik: *runs to shower*
Shizuka: WAIT!
Malik: WHAT!!!!!!!!
Shizuka: I have to...
Malik: *growls*
Shizuka: never mind
Malik: Huh?
Shizuka: wash my hair
Malik: So...
Shizuka: I
Shizuka: kinda need to go first
Malik: You can do that at your place
Malik: *sigh*
Malik: fine!!!!
Shizuka: whatever
Shizuka: just go
Malik: *steps aside*
Malik: No, go
Shizuka: fine
Shizuka: don't blame me if you can't come cause you're dirty
Malik: *sigh* I will
Shizuka: *grins*
Shizuka: ok guys
Seto: What
Shizuka: who's gonna go with who?
Malik: I got a three from the hat
Shizuka: I KNOW!
Shizuka: GET IN THERE!
Malik: I thought you were going first!?!
Shizuka: NO!
Shizuka: you two go shower!
Malik: Alright!!!!!
Malik:...
Malik: O-kay...^^
Shizuka: they're like little kids...
Malik: Let's go Bakume....
Malik: *showering*
Bakume: hand me the soap?
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: like I was saying
Malik: Here...oops? Dropped it...
Shizuka: who's going with who?
Seto: Well, you've gotta wash your hair...
Shizuka: well....
Shizuka: I COULD do that at home
Shizuka: you know what?
Seto: We still gotta go
Shizuka: seto, you go
Seto: Alone
Shizuka: and
Shizuka: I'll go at home
Shizuka: and so will Jou
Shizuka: that way you don't have to share
Seto: *shrugs* Al-right
Seto: * a bit disappointed
Malik: Got the soap, here
Bakume: good
Shizuka: what?
Seto: Huh?
Shizuka: you're upset...aren't you?
Seto: No
Shizuka: really?
Shizuka: ok then
Shizuka: Jou...get dry
Seto: ...yeah
Jou: can I have your towel?
Seto: Who's? Shiz's
Shizuka: never mind
Shizuka: Jou go find one
Shizuka: we'll wait here
Jou: *shrugs* ok
Shizuka: *goes to find towels*
Shizuka: and bring back a few more!
Malik: Are you done with the soap yet!! Hurry up!!
Jou: ok
Bakume: OK OK!
Bakume: done....let's get out
Malik: I'm not done!!!
Shizuka: WAIT guys!
Shizuka: no towels...
Shizuka: yet...
Malik: You've been hogging the soap!!
Bakume: ok
Malik: Give it to me...
Bakume: no...
Malik: *shocked* What?
Malik: Come one
Bakume: *soaps up malik himself*
Malik:....er....
Bakume: there!
Bakume: DONE!
Malik: That-that works
Malik: Yeah...done...
Shizuka: you sure you're ok?
Shizuka: you're really quiet
Seto: Me? I'm fine
Seto: I'm just waiting for them
Shizuka: ok....don't tell me
Shizuka: you're next
Seto: Alright, get out guys!
Bakume: *steps out*
Malik: *follows*
Bakume: towel?
Shizuka: Jou's not back yet
Malik: Yea
Malik: *sigh*
Seto: I'm going now...
Seto: *steps in*
Shizuka: so...air dry for now
Malik: *runs around*
Shizuka: you going in? *sweetly*
Shizuka: never mind
Seto: ...er...yeah
Shizuka: *waiting*
Malik: JOU!!! HURRY UP!!!!!!
Bakume: it's cold
Shizuka: so?
Bakume: I WANT A TOWEL!
Shizuka: then go help Jou find one
Malik: Me too!!!
Bakume: ok! *runs off*
Malik: Ok!! *runs*
Seto: *shower going*
Shizuka: you're taking too long seto
Seto: No I'm not
Shizuka: do you have your bathing suit on?
Seto: yes
Shizuka: good
Shizuka: *steps in*
Seto: Why?
Seto: ACK!!!!
Shizuka: excuse me but I'm dirty
Seto: ...er...
Shizuka: *rinse off*
Seto: Hey! I'm not done yet!!
Seto: *moves her over*
Shizuka: that's ok
Shizuka: I'll wait
Seto: ....*showering*
Shizuka: *laughing*
Seto: What?
Shizuka: you're...ha ha ha!
Seto: Not this again...
Shizuka: you look like a plumber
Shizuka: pull your shorts up
Shizuka: I can see your tan line
Seto: *bluuuuuuuush* *pulls up*
Shizuka: It's ok
Shizuka: I don't really care
Seto: Oh...you don't?
Shizuka: nope!
Shizuka: you done yet?
Seto: So is that why you came in with me...
Shizuka: NO!
Shizuka: *shock*
Shizuka: move over...*shove*
Malik: Hey!!
Shizuka: *showering*
Seto: *smirks* Oh well, I'm done
Seto: *steps out*
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: *washes bathing suit*
Shizuka: *jou comes back with towels*
Shizuka: *Shizuka washes hair*
Shizuka: *steps out*
Shizuka: Jou, gimme a towel *squeezes out hair*
Seto: You got towels Jou?
Seto: Gimme one
Jou: yup...but... you can't have one
Jou: there's not enough
Seto: Who can't have one?
Shizuka, you've got one already
Jou: you can't have one kaiba
Seto: So who can?
Seto: You I suppose...
Shizuka: her...have mine
Shizuka: *hands towel to seto*
Seto: Thanks
Shizuka: sure *shrugs*
Seto: *dries off*
Shizuka: we going then?
Shizuka: it's cold
Shizuka: geez!
Malik: Of course!!! I"M ALL DRY!!!!
Shizuka: *walks away*
Jou: after you Shizuka
Malik: *takes Bakume's arm, and skips ahead*
Shizuka: *all drop wet towels on Shizuka*
Seto: *hehe*
Shizuka: gee...thanks guys
Seto: No problem
Shizuka: *rolls eyes*
Seto: heh
Seto: Let's go then guys
Shizuka: *hugs towels*
Shizuka: you guys know where you're going?
Shizuka: Jou, lead the way
Malik: we'll make up a way!!!
Jou: why not?!
Malik: No!!! STAY BACK!!!!
Malik: WE CAN FIND IT!!!!!!
Jou: OK OK!
Malik: HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Shizuka: oh boy....
Shizuka: this is sad
Seto: *nods*
Seto: *but since he's in the back, no one knows*
Shizuka: it is FREEZING!
Shizuka: *throws towels on ground*
Seto: What do you want us to do?
Seto: Good job!
Shizuka: *grabs hers and ties it around waits*
Shizuka: nothing
Seto: *sigh*
Seto: *walks in front of her*
Shizuka: ok...
Malik: LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shizuka: leave me ALL alone...
Shizuka: in the dark
Shizuka: while malik tries to find my house
Seto: We're still here
Seto: Just ahead of you
Shizuka: I kinda can't see you
Shizuka: *lying*
Seto: Well, walk faster!!
Seto: I can see Jou
Shizuka: no...*whining*
Seto: Stop whining
Shizuka: fine!
Malik: Which way Bakume??
Malik: haha!!!
Shizuka: the I'll yell!
Malik: rhymes!!!
Seto: no..
Bakume: THAT WAY! *points to Shizuka's house*
Shizuka: good guess
Malik: Of course!!!!!
Malik: Let's go!!!!
Shizuka: *sigh*
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More to come! This time, the fun won't stop!!
[Chapter 4 – Pool Madness]
[Chapter Disclaimer] A little more kissing (yaoi mind you), and an angry Shizuka, some pool madness, and the co. out in the cold looking for a house
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Shizuka: what's so funny?
Malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Malik: Bakume!!!!!
Shizuka: stop laughing at me...
Malik: I'm not laughing at you...
Shizuka: ??
Shizuka: oh
Malik: Bakume the Tropical Bunched Back Baka
Bakume: then stop laughing at ME!
Malik: Nevah!!!!!!! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Shizuka: yea... he he he
Malik: You wanted to be paired with me??!!!!
Malik: HAHAHAAA!!!!
Shizuka: ha ha ha ha ha!
Shizuka: you're right!
Shizuka: HA HA HA HA HA!
Malik: That's hilarious!!!
ALL: HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA!
Bakume: so? *grins*
Seto: Why him?
Bakume: *grabs malik*
Malik: ......
Bakume: this is why *KISS*
Malik: *wide eyes*
Shizuka: *gasp*
Shizuka: this is just a regular kissing club isn't it?
Shizuka: juts about everyone's had a go...
Seto: I guess so...
Shizuka: 'cept you and Jou
Malik: *closed eyes*
Seto: hehe, yeah
Bakume //cinnamon? I think not...//
Malik: //tropical? ?Hmm...//
Shizuka: what?.....did I miss something?
Seto: No
Jou: uhh....no....
Shizuka: you answered that awfully quickly
Shizuka: what's wrong with you guys
Seto: Because nothing happened!
Seto: heh
Seto: ^^;
Shizuka: ok ok!
Shizuka: no....
Shizuka: something DID happen...
Shizuka: you only look like that when-
Shizuka: oh ra...
Seto: ...
Shizuka: *looks from seto to jou*
Shizuka: AW GODDESS!
Seto: ...er...
Shizuka: *sickened*
Seto: IT WAS HIS DOINGS!!!!!!
Shizuka: do me a favor...
Seto: what?
Shizuka: NEVER AGAIN!
Shizuka: EVER!
Seto: Jou...you hear that? DON"T DO IT AGAIN!!!!
Shizuka: Jou:.......
Seto: *bluuuuush*
Shizuka: oh god...
Shizuka: this is disgusting...
Seto: You kisses Mai....
Shizuka: and so are they...
Malik: *kissed
Shizuka: I DIDN'T!
seto: who? Oh, them? *gestures to Malik and Bakume*
Shizuka: SHE DID!
Shizuka: I never TOLD her to!
Seto: Soo?? He kissed me!!!!
Seto: I didn't tell HIM too!!!!
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Shizuka: guess not
Malik: //Is this tropical?? I don't know...//
Jou: you didn't pull away though...
Seto? *bluuuuuuuuuuuuush* er....
Bakume: //more like...//
Shizuka: seriously?
Shizuka: how long was I out for?
Seto: What? *voice cracks*
Jou: ??? twenty minutes?
Seto: ....
Shizuka: *shock!*
Shizuka: oh
Shizuka: geez guys
Shizuka: maybe I should leave you two alone then
Seto: What? You kissed Mai for a while!!!
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: Opened mouth, wasn't it??
Shizuka: I didn't!
Shizuka: .....
Seto: *sigh*
Seto: Let's just go
Seto: But what about them?
Shizuka: where?
Shizuka: leave them
Malik: //what IS this taste!!!??? Geez!!! I don't know!//
Seto: *shrugs* Alright
Seto: Your place
Bakume: //tastes like.....watermelon//
Shizuka: why not?
Seto: Let's go
Shizuka: this is already weird enough
Jou: ok, let's
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: What?
Shizuka: you can spend the night at Honda's
Jou: WHA!
Seto: Jou?
Shizuka: you have to stay away from him
Seto: *heh*
Seto: *nervous laugh* What, you think I'd do it again?
Jou: fine......
Shizuka: 20 minutes
Seto: what 20 min?
Shizuka: ya
Seto: Huh?
Shizuka: that's how long I was out...I'm guessing that's how long you were down his throat
Seto: EEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!
Shizuka: *glare*
Seto: er..... um....
Seto: hmm....er.....well...
Shizuka: well?
Shizuka: coming?
Seto: Yeah...
Seto: *passes Jou* later...
Jou: so am I!
Jou: you can't make me go to honda's!
Seto: *shrugs* I don't care
Shizuka: FINE! Come then...see if I care
Seto: *smirks*
Jou: *grin*
Shizuka: *mumbling angrily*
Seto: heh
Shizuka: ARE YOU COMING!
Seto: Who?
Shizuka: I don't care
Seto: What?
Seto: Who'd you yell at...them,?
Jou: *grabs seto's hand and walks*
Jou: ignore her
Shizuka: AMG!
Seto: *bluush* alright
Shizuka: *stomps on*
Shizuka: I can't BELIEVE THIS!
Malik: //WHAT FLAVOR ARE YOU!!!!!! OH MY RA!!!!!//
Shizuka: stupid numbers...
Malik: // I CANT FIGURE IT OUT!!!!!!!!//
Malik: *breaks away* *screams* LEMON!!!!!!!
Bakume: WATERMELON!
Malik: *laughing historically*
Bakume: *does the happy dance*
Malik: *bluushing*
Shizuka: oh bother....
Seto: I guess they're done
Bakume: WAIT FOR US!
Shizuka: NO!
Shizuka: YOU CAN'T COME!
Bakume: why?
Malik: *grabs B's hand* come on! *runs*
Shizuka: you'll get it dirty
Shizuka: oh no...
Malik: Ew....nasty mind....
Shizuka: NO!
Shizuka: the house!
Shizuka: NO PARTY!
Malik: Hahaha!!! *keeps running, Bakume in tow*
Bakume: *whispers* when she's asleep...we party like animals...
Malik: of course!!
Jou: ummm.....you can...have your hand back now...*lets go*
Seto: heh...
Seto: yeah, thanks
Jou: *walks faster*
Seto: *smirks*
Shizuka: *stops suddenly and sits on the sidewalk*
Seto: Huh? What is it?
Jou: what now?
Shizuka: nothing...go ahead....
Seto: We're not leaving you...
Shizuka: *gestures to house*
Shizuka: I'll be there......in a while
Seto: At least I'm not...
Jou: *disappointed*
Jou: I will
Shizuka: nice....
Seto: You will what? Leave her?
Shizuka: ya
Jou: you're staying aren't you? why should I have to?
Seto: Alright! We'll be right there then...
Shizuka: No!
Shizuka: I'm staying....you go
Seto: Oh...alright then...
Seto: See you soon
Shizuka: actually
Seto: What is it?
Shizuka: *gets up and walks opposite way*
Seto: What are you doing?
Shizuka: going swimming
Shizuka: coming?
Seto: Well...
Shizuka: or would you rather smooch my brother?
Seto: *bluush* No...I'll come
Shizuka: ok
Seto: *looks at Jou...mouths "later"*
Shizuka: I thought you might try to stop me or something
Shizuka: but it's cool
Seto: You're a woman who can't be stopped when on a mission
Shizuka: he he
Shizuka: yea
Shizuka: so...I'm gonna go in now
Shizuka: you can wait or you can swim too
Shizuka: i don't care
Seto: We'll see
Shizuka: *throws towel on a chair*
Shizuka: *dives in*
Shizuka: AMG!
Seto: What?
Shizuka: It's so nice
Seto: I think I'll pass
Shizuka: fine
Shizuka: *smirks and goes under*
Seto: ...uh..
Shizuka: what?
Seto: Why'd you do that
Shizuka: do what?
Seto: You...smirked!!
Seto: It was weird
Shizuka: oh
Shizuka: why?
Seto: I don't' know. it looked like you were gonna get revenge or something
Shizuka: no...
Shizuka: come here
Seto: *shrugs* alright then
Seto: In there?
Shizuka: no....
Shizuka: next to the pool
Shizuka: you said you didn't wanna swim
Seto: Oh *gets up*
Seto: Yea
Shizuka: *treading water*
Seto: What is it?
Shizuka: *splash!*
Shizuka: ha ha!
Seto: HEYY!!!!!
Seto: Not cool!!!
Shizuka: what?
Shizuka: maybe for you
Seto: I didn't want to get wet!
Shizuka: it's not like you can do anything about it
Seto: *sits down in a chair*
Shizuka: I'm in here
Shizuka: and you're out there
Seto: *hands behind head*
Seto: *thinking* one...two...
Shizuka: you're not going to get tan
Shizuka: there's no sun
Seto: *three...* *runs and jumps in...dunking Shiz*
Shizuka: ACK!
Seto: Heheheheeee
Shizuka: you little
Seto: What? Now I'm wet!
Shizuka: I got water up my nose!
Seto: So there's little you can do to me
Seto: That happens all the time
Shizuka: really?
Seto: Yes
Shizuka: we'll see
Shizuka: *swims backward*
Seto: *smirks* Oh will we?
Shizuka: maybe
Seto: *swims to where he can stand*
Shizuka: *back flip*
Seto: ...o-kay
Shizuka: you're a wimp...
Seto: What? I don't wanna be there
Shizuka: you're afraid aren't you
Seto: Oh course not!
Shizuka: of sharks or something...in the dark
Seto: Aren't you?
Shizuka: in the deep end
Shizuka: no
Shizuka: well....
Seto: Fine. I'll go...*swims to deep end*
Shizuka: now that I think about it...
Shizuka: no...still no
Seto: *anime sweatdrop*
Shizuka: what?!
Seto: *treading* See? I'm here
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: good for you...
Shizuka: amg....
Seto: Isn't it just...
Seto: What is it
Shizuka: *goes under*
Seto: Huh?? *looks around*
Shizuka: *pulls shorts off*
Shizuka: HA HA HA!
Shizuka: I warned you...
Seto: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Seto: *pulls back on*
Shizuka: *swims away*
Seto: Do you want your top to come off??
Shizuka: *climbs ladder out and goes to diving board*
Shizuka: no!
Seto: *smirks*
Seto: *gets out*
Seto: Alright
Shizuka: stay....away...
Shizuka: *dive*
Seto: *walks to diving board*
Shizuka: I mean it
Seto: *dive*
Shizuka: *swim away*
Seto: *swims after her*
Shizuka: ACK!
Shizuka: ^^
Seto: *grabs her*
Shizuka: ack!
Shizuka: no!
Seto: Haha
Shizuka: *splash*
Seto: Hey!! Don't do that!
Shizuka: why?
Seto: *still holding her*
Seto: Because, water in your eyes, hurts!
Shizuka: hey...
Shizuka: you know...
Shizuka: I bet...
Seto: bet...
Shizuka: I could carry you in here
Shizuka: *thinking*
Seto: That's alright.
Shizuka: that'd be weird
Seto: It would be
Seto: SO don't
Shizuka: then let me go...
Seto: *grabs her waist*
Shizuka: what?
Seto: No
Shizuka: why? Shizuka: afraid I'll pants you again?
Seto: *smirks* This is fun
Seto: No
Shizuka: 'cause I won't
Shizuka: IF!
Seto: Afraid I'll de-top you
Shizuka: a little...
Seto: heh
Shizuka: *crosses arms*
Seto: Wait... if what?
Shizuka: let go
Seto: *smirks*
Shizuka: and...
Shizuka: stay away from Jou...
Seto: ...
Shizuka: *serious look*
Seto: *Lets go*
Shizuka: oh
Shizuka: I see...that's how it's going to be
Seto: *sigh*
Seto: *gets out*
Shizuka: what?
Seto: ....
Shizuka: where do you think you're going?
Shizuka: *angry*
Seto: I think I' leaving... you with the sharks
Shizuka: *nervous look*
Seto: *walks to gate* Scared?
Shizuka: w-what?
Shizuka: no...
Seto: Afraid of sharks?
Shizuka: no
Seto: You don't sound to sure about that...
Shizuka: not in a pool
Seto: *smirks*
Shizuka: oh geez
Seto: haha. Of course. *leaves*
Shizuka: FINE!
Seto: HA!
Shizuka: *goes under*
Jou: I kinda wanna go swimming too
Seto: *sigh* Fine
Seto: Go ahead
Shizuka: *runs to pool and jumps in...cannonball*
Shizuka: ACK!
Shizuka: Jou!
Seto: I'll wait with...*points to Malik* no...
Jou: what?
Seto: I'll come back...
Shizuka: never mind
Seto: *walks back*
Shizuka: *both swimming*
Seto: *sits in chair again*
Shizuka: coming Malik?
Malik: I think not...well...Bakume??
Jou: Bakume...you wanna come too?
Bakume: yea...POOL PARTY!
Haha!
Malik: *runs into pool*
Shizuka: *runs and jumps in*
Malik: *Trips into it*
Shizuka: ha ha ha!
Malik: ACK!
Shizuka: oh brother...
Seto: *rolls eyes*
Jou: HA HA HA HA!
Malik: *comes up*
Shizuka: diving contest?
Malik: That wasn't fun!
Jou: always...
Shizuka: so?
Malik: Diving??!!!
Shizuka: you tripped
Shizuka: yes, diving
Malik: YESS!!!!!!!!! I"M IN!!!!!!
Shizuka: good...we'll need a judge
Seto: *sigh*
Seto: I'll do it...
Shizuka: ok then...
Shizuka: *all get out*
Seto: *thinking* This oughta be good
Seto: First
Shizuka: ??
Seto: Who's first!?
Jou: me!
Seto: *laughs* Alright
Shizuka: go ahead...dive...
Seto: Go
Jou: wait....you mean I can't cannonball?
Shizuka: nope
Seto: You've gotta dive...hehe
Jou: o....k...
Shizuka: *attempts a dive and belly flops*
Shizuka: he he he he
Malik: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: *winces*
Shizuka: *off the high dive...*
Seto: Go ahead
Shizuka: oh...poor Jou...
Shizuka: who?
Seto: Who ever
Bakume: ME ME ME!
Seto: And jou...
Jou: owww....what?
Seto: That was really sad...*smirks*
Jou: and painful...
Seto: I felt it
Malik: GO BAKUME!!!!!!
Malik: DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!
Bakume: *sloppy but otherwise ok dive*
Shizuka: nice...
Seto: Not that bad...better than Jou's
Shizuka: next time
Shizuka: keep your feet together
Bakume: sure...like you could do better
Shizuka: yea
Seto: Go ahead Shiz
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: *ok
Malik: WAIT!!!
Malik: I WANNA GO FIRST!!!!
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: go ahead
Malik: *pushes her aside*
Shizuka: save the best for last
Malik: Alright, ready!?
Seto: Yes...just go
Shizuka: go!
Malik: One, ...two...three!
Malik: *dive*
Malik: *pretty good*
Shizuka: *better than the previous 2*
Malik: *shoes come off, since he didn't take them off...*
Seto: SHOES???
Malik: Hmm. Oh well!
Shizuka: he he he *giggle*
Malik: *get them and gets out*
Shizuka: I guess I'll go then
Seto: Go
Shizuka: *shrugs and walks over*
Shizuka: *PERFECT dive*
Malik: WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
Shizuka: good?
Malik: But...mine was still better!!!
Seto: Good
Shizuka: *shrugs*
Seto: The best
Seto: and...the prize is..
Shizuka: what?
Seto: *jumps in to where she is*
Seto: *kisses her*
Shizuka: //he he he...I'm the best!//
Seto: //I'm glad she won!//
Seto: //I don't really wanna kiss Malik or Bakume//
Shizuka: ow!
Shizuka: you bit me...
Seto: ...*smirks* sorry
Seto: *stops, gets out*
Shizuka: going somewhere...vampire?
Seto: It's cold
Seto: I need new clothes...
Shizuka: use my towel
Malik: Let's go back to Jou's house!
Shizuka: NO!
Seto: *shrugs* alright Malik
Shizuka: NO PARTY!
Malik: LET"S GO!!!!
Malik: Ready Bakume!?
Shizuka: wait!
Malik: What???
Shizuka: you can have a party on one condition
Malik: What is it
Shizuka: you have to shower and get dry here
Shizuka: before you go inside
Malik: How??
Malik: We don't have other clothes!!
Shizuka: they have showers
Shizuka: you can wear towels
Shizuka: Jou will let you borrow something
Shizuka: when we get home
Seto: I'm not walking around the street in a towel...
Shizuka: I am
Malik: *sigh* FINE!!!!
Malik: *gets into a shower*
Shizuka: It's not far anyway
Shizuka: WAI!
Shizuka: T!
Malik: damn...what??!!!!!!!
Malik: *clothes still on*
Shizuka: there's only one shower
Shizuka: and it only has a little water
Seto: Your point
Shizuka: so
Shizuka: either
Shizuka: we shower in pairs
Shizuka: or
Shizuka: some don't shower and can't come
Shizuka: to our house
Malik: I say pairs!!!
Shizuka: you decide
Shizuka: really?
Malik: I am NOT missing an opportunity like this!!!
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: pick numbers
Malik: heh...a party that is...
Shizuka: *gets hat*
Malik: 3
Malik: Who's three??
Bakume: me
Malik: *bluuush*
Malik: Let's go then!!
Malik: *runs to shower*
Shizuka: WAIT!
Malik: WHAT!!!!!!!!
Shizuka: I have to...
Malik: *growls*
Shizuka: never mind
Malik: Huh?
Shizuka: wash my hair
Malik: So...
Shizuka: I
Shizuka: kinda need to go first
Malik: You can do that at your place
Malik: *sigh*
Malik: fine!!!!
Shizuka: whatever
Shizuka: just go
Malik: *steps aside*
Malik: No, go
Shizuka: fine
Shizuka: don't blame me if you can't come cause you're dirty
Malik: *sigh* I will
Shizuka: *grins*
Shizuka: ok guys
Seto: What
Shizuka: who's gonna go with who?
Malik: I got a three from the hat
Shizuka: I KNOW!
Shizuka: GET IN THERE!
Malik: I thought you were going first!?!
Shizuka: NO!
Shizuka: you two go shower!
Malik: Alright!!!!!
Malik:...
Malik: O-kay...^^
Shizuka: they're like little kids...
Malik: Let's go Bakume....
Malik: *showering*
Bakume: hand me the soap?
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: like I was saying
Malik: Here...oops? Dropped it...
Shizuka: who's going with who?
Seto: Well, you've gotta wash your hair...
Shizuka: well....
Shizuka: I COULD do that at home
Shizuka: you know what?
Seto: We still gotta go
Shizuka: seto, you go
Seto: Alone
Shizuka: and
Shizuka: I'll go at home
Shizuka: and so will Jou
Shizuka: that way you don't have to share
Seto: *shrugs* Al-right
Seto: * a bit disappointed
Malik: Got the soap, here
Bakume: good
Shizuka: what?
Seto: Huh?
Shizuka: you're upset...aren't you?
Seto: No
Shizuka: really?
Shizuka: ok then
Shizuka: Jou...get dry
Seto: ...yeah
Jou: can I have your towel?
Seto: Who's? Shiz's
Shizuka: never mind
Shizuka: Jou go find one
Shizuka: we'll wait here
Jou: *shrugs* ok
Shizuka: *goes to find towels*
Shizuka: and bring back a few more!
Malik: Are you done with the soap yet!! Hurry up!!
Jou: ok
Bakume: OK OK!
Bakume: done....let's get out
Malik: I'm not done!!!
Shizuka: WAIT guys!
Shizuka: no towels...
Shizuka: yet...
Malik: You've been hogging the soap!!
Bakume: ok
Malik: Give it to me...
Bakume: no...
Malik: *shocked* What?
Malik: Come one
Bakume: *soaps up malik himself*
Malik:....er....
Bakume: there!
Bakume: DONE!
Malik: That-that works
Malik: Yeah...done...
Shizuka: you sure you're ok?
Shizuka: you're really quiet
Seto: Me? I'm fine
Seto: I'm just waiting for them
Shizuka: ok....don't tell me
Shizuka: you're next
Seto: Alright, get out guys!
Bakume: *steps out*
Malik: *follows*
Bakume: towel?
Shizuka: Jou's not back yet
Malik: Yea
Malik: *sigh*
Seto: I'm going now...
Seto: *steps in*
Shizuka: so...air dry for now
Malik: *runs around*
Shizuka: you going in? *sweetly*
Shizuka: never mind
Seto: ...er...yeah
Shizuka: *waiting*
Malik: JOU!!! HURRY UP!!!!!!
Bakume: it's cold
Shizuka: so?
Bakume: I WANT A TOWEL!
Shizuka: then go help Jou find one
Malik: Me too!!!
Bakume: ok! *runs off*
Malik: Ok!! *runs*
Seto: *shower going*
Shizuka: you're taking too long seto
Seto: No I'm not
Shizuka: do you have your bathing suit on?
Seto: yes
Shizuka: good
Shizuka: *steps in*
Seto: Why?
Seto: ACK!!!!
Shizuka: excuse me but I'm dirty
Seto: ...er...
Shizuka: *rinse off*
Seto: Hey! I'm not done yet!!
Seto: *moves her over*
Shizuka: that's ok
Shizuka: I'll wait
Seto: ....*showering*
Shizuka: *laughing*
Seto: What?
Shizuka: you're...ha ha ha!
Seto: Not this again...
Shizuka: you look like a plumber
Shizuka: pull your shorts up
Shizuka: I can see your tan line
Seto: *bluuuuuuuush* *pulls up*
Shizuka: It's ok
Shizuka: I don't really care
Seto: Oh...you don't?
Shizuka: nope!
Shizuka: you done yet?
Seto: So is that why you came in with me...
Shizuka: NO!
Shizuka: *shock*
Shizuka: move over...*shove*
Malik: Hey!!
Shizuka: *showering*
Seto: *smirks* Oh well, I'm done
Seto: *steps out*
Shizuka: ok
Shizuka: *washes bathing suit*
Shizuka: *jou comes back with towels*
Shizuka: *Shizuka washes hair*
Shizuka: *steps out*
Shizuka: Jou, gimme a towel *squeezes out hair*
Seto: You got towels Jou?
Seto: Gimme one
Jou: yup...but... you can't have one
Jou: there's not enough
Seto: Who can't have one?
Shizuka, you've got one already
Jou: you can't have one kaiba
Seto: So who can?
Seto: You I suppose...
Shizuka: her...have mine
Shizuka: *hands towel to seto*
Seto: Thanks
Shizuka: sure *shrugs*
Seto: *dries off*
Shizuka: we going then?
Shizuka: it's cold
Shizuka: geez!
Malik: Of course!!! I"M ALL DRY!!!!
Shizuka: *walks away*
Jou: after you Shizuka
Malik: *takes Bakume's arm, and skips ahead*
Shizuka: *all drop wet towels on Shizuka*
Seto: *hehe*
Shizuka: gee...thanks guys
Seto: No problem
Shizuka: *rolls eyes*
Seto: heh
Seto: Let's go then guys
Shizuka: *hugs towels*
Shizuka: you guys know where you're going?
Shizuka: Jou, lead the way
Malik: we'll make up a way!!!
Jou: why not?!
Malik: No!!! STAY BACK!!!!
Malik: WE CAN FIND IT!!!!!!
Jou: OK OK!
Malik: HAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Shizuka: oh boy....
Shizuka: this is sad
Seto: *nods*
Seto: *but since he's in the back, no one knows*
Shizuka: it is FREEZING!
Shizuka: *throws towels on ground*
Seto: What do you want us to do?
Seto: Good job!
Shizuka: *grabs hers and ties it around waits*
Shizuka: nothing
Seto: *sigh*
Seto: *walks in front of her*
Shizuka: ok...
Malik: LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shizuka: leave me ALL alone...
Shizuka: in the dark
Shizuka: while malik tries to find my house
Seto: We're still here
Seto: Just ahead of you
Shizuka: I kinda can't see you
Shizuka: *lying*
Seto: Well, walk faster!!
Seto: I can see Jou
Shizuka: no...*whining*
Seto: Stop whining
Shizuka: fine!
Malik: Which way Bakume??
Malik: haha!!!
Shizuka: the I'll yell!
Malik: rhymes!!!
Seto: no..
Bakume: THAT WAY! *points to Shizuka's house*
Shizuka: good guess
Malik: Of course!!!!!
Malik: Let's go!!!!
Shizuka: *sigh*
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More to come! This time, the fun won't stop!!
