WWE on The Air!

Interview 1: Victoria

Greg: Hello everybody, and welcome to the Second Show of WWE on the Air. It's time for our Diva's Special, so let's start with Stevie Night Heat's own Victoria!

Victoria: Hiiiiiiiiii! Do you like my super-cool Joke flower? It spurts water out! Stevie calls me Flower!

Greg: Yes, I know he does Victoria.

Victoria: Flower! Greggy-Poo call me Flower!

Greg: Greggy-Poo? Look anyway, Victoria, I mean Flow- whatever your name is, you have a big chance coming up against Molly Holly and the Women's Title. What are you feelings towardsd Molly?

Victoria: Stevie says I shouldn't talk to strangers.

Greg: Hmmmm...lets try this! Stevie Says go to sleep!

Victoria: *Snoring Is Heard*

Greg: Stevie Says Slap yourself!

Victoria: *Slaps herself* Owww!

Greg: Stevie says answer my question!

Victoria: I hope that I beat Molly Holly soon, because that way I can get her fat ass of the TV, and get the Title from around her waist and give it some dignity!

Greg: Okay, we'll be back in a few seconds with our next guest, but first here's a commercial!

Commercial 1: Don't Try This At Home

Voice-Over: Bodies are Broken...Careers Ended in an Instant.....Yes, this is entertainment but the hazards are real.....Whatever you do, please Don't break Spanish People's Tables.

Interview 2: Victoria & Sable

Greg: We're back with Victoria -

Victoria: Flower!

Greg: Okay, were back with Flower and Sable!

Sable: Hi Greg!

Victoria: Hey, Sable do you want to smell my flower?

Sable: I don't see the harm......Hey! Your ruined my mascara you cow!

Greg: Hey! This is supposed to be a PG Show!

Sable: Fine then! You ruined my mascara you female Dog!

Greg: That's Better!

Victoria: Dog's go Wuff!

Sable: Can we please put her in a Mental Asylum or something?

Victoria: I don't want to go to TNA!

Greg: I don'tthink she meant that type of Asylum. Anyway, Sable wha--- What the hell are you doing!?

Sable: Get her off my leg! SECURITY!!

Greg: Bad Flower, stop humping Sable's Leg! We'll take a break whilst we sort this out!

Commercial 2: YJ Stinger

Cena: Other Wannabe's, we make them extinct! YJ Stinger is your energy drink!

*The wasp flies by Cena*

Cena: Ummm....I should have mentioned I'm allergic to Wasp Stings, right?

Director: *Whispering* Just say World Life, and throw the horns!

Cena: World Life! *Throws his fists togheter, squishing the wasp. A loud amount of buzzing is heard*

Director: Oh No! Quick, put the Killer Wasps back in the box!

Cena: John Cena's about to die, I wish I could have ate a woman's pi - *The sound of a body collapsing is heard*

Director: Paramedics, and NEXT!

Interview 3: Victoria, Sable & Lita

Greg: Were back with Flower the Dog, Sable and now also Lita!

Sable: Thank god you said "Stevie Says".

Victoria: Stevie Said that Dogs get fleas!

Lita: Hi Gre-

Sable: Can we get rid of her anyway? I mean, if she's now a dog and she doesn't have a collar we can send her to the pound!

Lita: Would you mind not interrup-

Greg: I suppose so. Hey, Lita, is it fair to send Dog's to the Pound?

Lita: Well, I don't think it's fair, because it-

Sable: Who cares if it's fair? It's not legal to hump someone's leg!

Greg: Okay, we'll get rid of Victoria during this commercial break!

Commercial 3: Wrestlemania 20!

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Interview 4: Victoria, Sable & Lita Part 2

Greg: Well, were back for the Final Part of this show. Unfortunately, due to certain animal and human right laws, we couldn't put Victoria

Victoria: Wuff! Flower! Wuff!

Greg: We couldn't put Flower into the pund. Luckily, we were able to put her in a portable kennel!

Lita: I still say this is unfa -

Sable: Thank God for that!

Lita: Well you ;let me finish talk-

Greg: Time's nearly up, so let's just get a few words from all of our guests!

Victoria: Stevie Says I need a tick bath!

Sable: This was the most embarassing thing I've ever had to take part in!

Lita: I'm really pis-

Greg: Well, that's all we have time for. Tune in next time when I'll be interviewing Randy Orton! Goodnight!