[O-RPG 2003]

[Chapter 7 – Who wants who?]

[Chapter Disclaimer] Let's see...a little more –action- if you can call it, from the current main characters and a bit of confusion towards the end...hehe

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Seto: Tell me!

Yami: NO!

Seto: What? No, never mind, you'll tell me later!

Seto: I need help now!

Yami: what kind of help?

Yami: mentally.....I'm aware

Seto: So much that I'm asking- heh. Well..

Seto: *glares at phone*

Seto: I'm stuck in an elevator

Yami: let me guess

Seto: The power's out

Seto: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!

Yami: oh!

Yami: I was gonna say something else....but....

Seto: ...what?

Seto: Tell me...

Yami: *grinning into phone*

Seto: *hehe* Oh yeah, I gotta tell you something too

Seto: but you first

Yami: what?

Seto: You first

Yami: I was going to ask if you needed "guy" advice?

Seto: From you??

Yami: why not?

Seto: ABOUT GUYS!!!!???

Yami: NO!

Yami: girls

Seto: Like you're very interested in them...right???

Yami: they love me you know

Seto: No...

Seto: Not that I know

Yami: *blushing*

Seto: And I know a lot

Seto: But I do think that a certain 'other you' is first on your list!!

Shizuka: what you don' t know could fill several books!

Shizuka: Now tell him to get us out!

Seto: CALM DOWN!!!!!

Shizuka: NO!

Shizuka: *elevator jerks again*

Seto: DO YOU WANT TO GET OUT!

Seto: ACKK!!!

Seto: Yami? Are you still there?

Yami: I-....f-- zzzzz......soo-w-I-b-bu0....

Seto: YOU WHAT YUUGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

Seto: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!???

Yami: WHAT?!

Seto: What did you do to Yuugi

Seto: No, but I gotta tell you

Seto: You'll find it...interesting...

*elevator jerks again....and goes down several stories*

Shizuka: AAAAAA!!!

Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shizuka: *grabs on to Seto*

Seto: *clutching phone*

Shizuka: *stops violently*

Seto: ACKKK!!!!

Shizuka: *shaking*

Seto: Are you...alright?

Shizuka: oh.....ra.......

Shizuka: *faint*

Seto: Yami??? You still there?

Yami: yeah....

Seto: Hold on a second...

Yami: ok

Seto: *puts her onto his lap*

Seto: *sigh* Alright Yami

Yami: what?

Seto: Now...I was talking to someone about a certain TRIP we took last year...

Yami: oh boy

Seto: And I told her some of the first part of it...including how we made money

Yami: who?

Seto: Someone-

Yami: you told her about you stripping!

Seto: So...I told the- what?

Yami: what did she say?

Seto: Oh *hehe* *LAUGHING!*

Seto: No, you see, Yami, I told her, that YOU were stripping

Shizuka: *elevator jerks again*

Seto: ACCCCCCCKKKKK

Yami: WHAT?! TOLD WHO!

Seto: *hold shiz and phone*

Seto: I told her, you were the stripper

Shizuka: *stops again*

Yami: WHO?!

Seto: And you got an extra 100 for just taking of YOUR pants!

Seto: ...hmm...

Yami: ??????????!!!!!!!!

Seto: Who do you think? *quizzical look*

Seto: *though he can't see*

Yami: Shi- no.....

Seto: Hm?

Yami: Shizuka?

Seto: er...maybe...

Yami: *laugh*

Yami: WHAT are you doing with her?!

Seto: WHAT!!!???

Yami: in an elevator no less?

Seto: No!!

Seto: She's here cause she was sick!

Yami: suuuure...in the elevator

Seto: Then we went to get her OTHER clothes

Seto: WE WERE COMING BACK UPSTAIRS!!!

Yami: the SERVICE elevator right?

Seto: What's YUUGI doing with you!!???

Seto: The ser-

Yami: where there aren't any cameras?

Seto: ...

Seto: SHAAAADDDD UUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: What are you and Yuugi doing???

Yami: We were taking a.....a-a....

Seto: a...BATH!!!!!????

Yami: *whispers* bath-so anyway!

Seto: TOGETHER!!!!!!!????

Yami: SO?!

Yami: SAME BODY SAME BATH!

Seto: PERVERT!!!!!! HENTAI!!!!!!!!!

Seto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shizuka: hnnn? *stirring*

Seto: THIS ISN"T RIGHT!!!!!!!

Seto: That's WRONG!!!!!!

Shizuka: *elevator falls another 3 stories*

Seto: You DISCUST ME!!

Seto: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shizuka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Shizuka: *stop!*

Shizuka: oh ra..........

Seto: YAMI!!!! GET YOU AND YOUR LITTLE LOVER"S ASSES OVER HERE AND HELP Us!!!!!!!

Shizuka: *holding neck* itai

Yami: OK OK!

Seto: You alright?

Seto: THANK RA!!!!!

Yami: coming....lover boy....

Seto: HURRY UP!!

Seto: What?

Yami: *laughing*

Seto: THAT'S YOU!!!!!

Shizuka: *click*

Seto: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BATHING WITH ANOTHER GUY!! *yelling into phone that's off*

*elevator fall again*

Seto: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shizuka: *SCREAM!!!*

Seto: WAIT!!! SHIZ STOP SCREAMING!!

Shizuka: *keeps falling*

Shizuka: *crying*

Shizuka: *stop!*

Shizuka: what-

Shizuka: why did it stop?

Seto: Because...

Seto: Ra...

Shizuka: *nice spelling*

Seto: I MUST GET OUTTA HEEEEREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shizuka: what?-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Shizuka: *falling*

Seto: STOP SCREAMING!!!

Shizuka: *still screaming*

Shizuka: I CAN'T HELP IT!

Seto: *goes over*

Seto: SHUT UP!! *kiss*

Shizuka: WE'RE GONNA-

Shizuka: *stops*

Seto: *still kissing though*

Shizuka: *looks confused*

Shizuka: *kissing back....a LOT*

Seto: *shocked a bit*

Seto: *but accepts it*

Shizuka: *fall over*

Shizuka: *"on" Seto*

Seto: *into her mouth" ACK"*

Shizuka: *still kissing*

Seto: *kissing back*

Yami: WHAT THE HELL?!

Shizuka: *doors open*

Amy: WHAT THE HELL?!

Seto: *looks UP*

Shizuka: *stops kissing*

Seto: er....

Shizuka: *gets off*

Seto: Hi?

Seto: *gets up...slowly*

Yami: *too stupefied to talk*

Seto: Thank, Yami...*walks by him*

Shizuka: *sits in corner and crosses arms*

Seto: You're not coming?

Shizuka: *follows* I am...

Seto: *huuuuuuuuge bluuuuuuuuuuush on his face*

Shizuka: *blushing*

Shizuka: *staring at ground*

Seto: *smirks at yami on way out*

Yami: *still gaping*

Seto: *thinking...he should try that with YUUGI!!!* *he screamed out the Yuugi part*

Seto: *smirking*

Yami: WHAT?!

Seto: Hold on Shiz...*runs back to yami*

Yami: HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WAS-

Shizuka: ??

Seto: *whisper..* You should go in there with YUUGI!!!!!

Yami: *stops yelling

Seto: Try your luck!! HAHA

Yami: *looks mortified*

Seto: *smirking like crazy...YM!!!!*

Shizuka: *cocks head again*

Seto: *runs back to his koinu*

Seto: Ready?

Yami: *too embarrassed to talk*

Yami: *getting angrier every second*

Seto: *walking towards a room...away from Yami*

Yami: *starts walking toward them*

Shizuka: what did you say?

Seto: *turns* What?

Shizuka: *smart.....*

Shizuka: to make him mad...what did you say?

Seto: Nothing...

Seto: Don't worry, *walks faster*

Shizuka: *sigh* ok

Shizuka: wait up!

Seto: Hurry up!!

Yami: *running at them*

Seto: RUNNNN!!!!!!!!

Shizuka: wha-ACK!

Seto: HUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Shizuka: *running*

Seto: *running faster*

Yami: *catching up to Shizuka*

Seto: NO!OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Seto: RUNNNNN!!!!!

Shizuka: *runs faster*

Seto: GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!

Seto: *stops short* *turns around*

Seto: *runs to Yami*

Yami: *laughing wildly*

Seto: YOU!!!!

Seto: *catches him*

Seto: *holding him back...where ever...however*

Yami: what?

Seto: ...What...Are...you doing?

Yami: *pinned against wall*

Yami: felt like a brisk jog that's all

Seto: After us!!??

Shizuka: *looking confused*

Seto: *too far away for her to hear*

Seto: Stop chasing us!

Yami: no...after her *points to Shizuka*

Yami: I'm not chasing YOU

Yami: just shizuka

Seto: ..wh-WHAT!!!!

Seto: WHY!!!!!!!

Seto: *hold his wrists tighter*

Yami: felt like it *shrugs*

Seto: WHY!!??

Seto: You've got Yuugi

Yami: not really

Yami: I like girls better

Seto: Really? *looks shocked*

Seto: Hmm. ok, then WHY DID YOU ASK ME OUT!!!!!!!!!????????

Shizuka: *starts walking toward seto and yami....slowly*

Yami: yea

Seto: WHY!!!????

Yami: I get better reception with girls *ignoring his question*

Seto: STOP IGNORING ME!!!!

Seto: ANSWER THE QUESTION *hold him harder*

Shizuka: I'd like to know why you asked him out too

Yami: you're tall...Yuugi is so SHORT!

Yami: I like em tall

Seto: ...yes...answer this beautiful young lady...

Seto: .....

Seto: er...

Yami: taller is better

Seto: ...

Seto: So... that's why you asked me

Yami: *turns to shiz* am I right Shizuka?

Shizuka: *blush*

Yami: yea

Yami: only reason

Seto: *dumbfounded*

Yami: well, you got your answer

Yami: can I go now?

Seto: ...I did...

Seto: And...NO!!!! *in his ear*

Yami: why? *still cheery*

Seto: So...who have you been seeing lately? *interested*

Seto: Honda?

Shizuka: *quietly* Seto...just....let's go...leave him alone

Seto: YAMI MALIK!!!!!???

Seto: DON"T TELL ME!!!!

Yami: No, Anzu and a little of Mai

Seto: she's cheating on you

Yami: I don't care

Yami: she's good for a cheap date

Seto: ...

Yami: well...not really cheap...but...

Seto: STOP!!!!

Yami: cheap enough

Shizuka: Seto... please

Seto: Just...leave

Seto: *lets him go*

Yami: me? or her?

Seto: *walks away*

Seto: WHO DO YOU THINK JACKASS!!???

Seto: you

Yami: oh! her! right then...let's go

Seto: What?

Seto: *turns*

Yami: oh... right then...see you later shiz! you have my number....

Seto: *turns...keeps walking*

Shizuka: No...no I don't....

Seto: *stop*

Yami: Oh....right

Seto: *turns around again*

Seto: Actually....

Yami: want it then?

Shizuka: NO!

Seto: *goes out front door*

Shizuka: SETO!

Seto: I don't care what you two do. Go ahead, have fun!

Shizuka: Where are you going?

Seto: *walks out... away...*

Seto: *too...who's house???*

Shizuka: *runs after him*

Shizuka: NO!

Shizuka: It's not like that

Shizuka: He trying to make you mad

Shizuka: that's all

Seto: I don't care! It's working then!

Shizuka: please come back

Seto: *sigh*

Seto: *keeps walking*

Shizuka: *starts to cry*

Seto: *stops*

Shizuka: please..........?

Seto: *looks over his shoulder*

Seto: ...why...

Shizuka: I- because-I...

Seto: *turns fully*

Seto: *waiting*

Shizuka: *wipes eyes on arm*

Shizuka: Because stupid!

Shizuka: I LOVE YOU DAMNIT!

Seto: *shocked*

Seto: *blood rush to face*

Shizuka: *crying again*

Seto: *walks to her*

Shizuka: that's why...

Seto: *walks to her*

Shizuka: *still crying*

Seto: *takes her hand and leads her to the sidewalk*

Yami: ooooo...wish I had some popcorn...

Seto: *put his hands on her shoulders*

Seto: ...

Seto: *picks up chin with one hand*

Seto: Shizuka...I-

Shizuka: *watery eyes...she WAS just crying*

Seto: *kisses her...like Darien does Serena*

Yami: this gets better every day....*sigh*

Yami: like a soap opera

Shizuka: *kisses back...duh!*

Mai: HEY!!!

Seto: *doesn't stop*

Mai: YOU CAN'T-

Mai: you can't take my man!

Mai: *walks over*

Shizuka: *stops kissing*

Shizuka: hold on

Seto: What...

Shizuka: just hold on

Seto: alright

Shizuka: *walks over to Mai*

Seto: *let's her go...duh*

Mai: there...see?

Shizuka: see what?

Shizuka: a dumb bleach blonde?

Seto: *snickering*

Mai: NO! you can't have him

Shizuka: why not?

Mai: because....*walks toward seto*

Seto: Get away from me

Mai: no

Shizuka: oh...Mai?

Mai: wh-*turns around and gets clocked by shiz*

Seto: *laughing*

Shizuka: *Mai falls to the ground*

Seto: STUPID BITCH!!!!!

Shizuka: I believe

Seto: Hm?

Shizuka: that he's "my man" *imitates her*

Seto: *cracking up*

Shizuka: *takes his hand and walks away*

Shizuka: oh...hang on

Shizuka: *runs back to Mai*

Seto: ..wha-

Mai: *gets up*

Shizuka: *bitch slap*

Shizuka: DON'T EVER KISS ME AGAIN!

Seto: *falls to ground laughing*

Seto: *can't breath*

Mai: FINE!

Shizuka: *walks around shiz and pretends to go home*

Shizuka: *instead...sits on seto and kisses HIM*

Mai: I'll kiss HIM THEN!

Seto: *tries to slap her*

Shizuka: *catches his hand*

Seto: *tries to kick her*

Mai: tisk tisk

Shizuka: *raging*

Yami: rolling with laughter

Seto: *tries to get up*

Shizuka: *pin*

Shizuka: *shiz walks over*

Shizuka: STOP!

Seto: *looks at her*

Seto: *help!*

Mai: *stops...cause she's stupid*

Seto: GET OFF!!!!!

Shizuka: You have until 3

Shizuka: and then

Shizuka: you're dead

Seto: sounds good to me

Shizuka: *no one has EVER seen her THIS serious*

Seto: now, get off

Shizuka: *cracks knuckles*

Shizuka: 1

Shizuka: 2

Mai: OK OK!

Shizuka: 3

Shizuka: *and Mai is out for the count*

Shizuka: owww...my hand...

Shizuka: need ice

Seto: You alright?

Shizuka: *shaking hand* ya

Shizuka: I'm ok...you?

Seto: *spits*

Shizuka: :-)

Shizuka: the only thing that's going to fix that

Shizuka: is

Seto: Fix what?

Shizuka: mouthwash

Shizuka: ^^

Shizuka: your mouth

Seto: yeah

Shizuka: and I REALLY need some ice

Shizuka: *Mai is groaning*

Seto: Can you help me up?

Shizuka: sure...

Shizuka: *uses good hand*

Seto: *takes it* thanks

Shizuka: that's what I'm here for

Seto: Heehee

Seto: This too...*kiss*

Seto: *stops* Shiz...

Shizuka: *thinking.....the pain was worth this*

Shizuka: huh?

Seto: I....

Seto: I love you too

Shizuka: good

Shizuka: *hug*

Seto: *smiles*

Seto: *hugs back*

Shizuka: can I get some ice now?

Shizuka: please...itai..

Seto: Sure

Seto: *kisses her head*

Yami: then...no one wants my number?

Seto: Hold on Shiz...

Shizuka: ok

Seto: *walks back to yami*

Seto: *smirking*

Seto: I know who would want your number

Yami: you want it?

Seto: ...I already have it...

Yami: who?

Seto: But no

Yami: you'll call me then?

Seto: *hehe* Well, how about you call THIS number

Shizuka: yami; what?

Seto: *write a number on ...hand??*

Seto: Yeah, I've heard they really like you a lot

Yami: got a phone?

Seto: Yeah, *takes out cell*

Shizuka: seto....?

Seto: *turns back and smiles*

Shizuka: *looks worried*

Shizuka: *hand on neck*

Seto: Alright! Let's go!

Seto: Yami...have fun

Shizuka: I think I...need a....

Shizuka: *falls to ground*

Seto: *runs and catches her*

Seto: ...damn...

Seto: *picks her up*

Yami: will do...*dials #*

Seto: I'm not going back here...I've had enough of my home...

Seto: *walks away*

Shizuka: *groaning*

Seto: *looks down * are you alright?

Shizuka: itai....

Seto: Seto; We're going somewhere else now...

Shizuka: ?

Seto: Not my house, and I think Jou's at yours still so...

Shizuka: ?

Seto: you'[ll see

Shizuka: *closes eyes*

Shizuka: *still holding neck*

Seto: It's alright, we're almost there...*keep walking*

Shizuka: *no lights are on inside*

Shizuka: *but the car's there*

Seto: We're here

Seto: *knocks on door*

[To be continued]

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Haha!! I could do this all night long!!! ^__^