Science practical 1 - playing with brown bears

Disclaimer - I do not own Tennis no Oujisama, nor do I profit economically in anyway from writing this fanfic.

Notes - Yet another Valentine's day ficlet. This is TezukaFuji, so once again, if you is not liking, then you is not reading.

Summary - Brown bears galore.

Enjoy.

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Fuji had never realised how similar to a brown teddy bear Tezuka looked, until today. Looking to and fro from the present, that he had received from Eiji, and his Buchou, be began to notice the similarities. Tezuka just looked so glompable at that moment, his hair tousled by the wind and, no, he was not pouting cutely, his face set in an expression of seriousness.

Fuji's mouth quirked into that ever-familiar smile. Well, one of his ever-familiar smiles anyway. There was the I'm-generally-amused-by-everything smile, the I'm-happy smile, the I-just-saw-Yuuta-and-he-smiled-at-me smile, the sadist smile a.k.a the hehe-now-you-have-to-drink-Inui-juice-and-it's-all-because-of-me smile and the You're-Mizuki-so-I-shall-kill-you-now-or-poison-your-water-with-Inui-juice smile.

Like a panther stalking his prey, Fuji stealthily made his way up to Tezuka, and this was all done in the… noisiest way possible. Let me rephrase that.

Like a brown bear stalking his prey, Fuji noisily made his way to Tezuka.

Tezuka, however, had not budged an inch, it was not wise for someone to stay near Fuji when he had one of his ideas, it was not healthy either. Like that time Momoshiro ended up walking into the girls bathroom because Fuji found it immensely amusing to change the signs. And the time when Kawamura had choked on his very own sushi because Fuji thought it would be fun to see what wasabi flavoured rice could do to someone. And that time where…

Tezuka still had not moved a bit, and Fuji was already standing right next to him , rather, behind him. And still Tezuka did not move. Fuji took one of the teddy bear's arms and used it to poke Tezuka vigorously in the side. Tezuka let out a strained choke, something that sounded suspiciously like a constipated donkey.

'Ah, Tezuka is indeed ticklish in the sides, just as how my data predicted. This indicates that there is a 45.2% chance that his soles are ticklish too. Also, Tezuka seems quite competent in imitating animal sounds, the sound he just made has a 96% chance of coming from a constipated donkey, a 3% chance of coming from a normal donkey and a 1% chance of coming from a rare species called Tezuka. Ii data.' Inui's glasses flashed around the corner where he stood hidden behind the building.

When Tezuka still did not respond, Fuji used both the teddy bear's arms to yank on Tezuka's hair, all the while smirking with immense amusement. Tezuka didn't do anything, but Fuji could clearly see he was getting irritated. His skin had taken on a slight golden touch.

This would be called the Tezuka syndrome, someone suffering from it would have:

1) Slow or extremely slow reaction time [1]
2) Slow or extremely slow reaction
3) No expression
4) The ability to turn golden as and when one pleases
5) Lock-jaw from frowning so much
6) The tendency to say "Twenty Laps, now!" every so often

Next, Fuji stood on his tip-toes, for he was still very much shorter than Tezuka (He had even to speculate that Tezuka was actually cheating and wearing high-heels), and used the teddy bear to ruffle Tezuka's already messy hair into something vaguely resembling a mop.

Now, this drew a reaction from Tezuka, however slowly it came. But now Tezuka wasn't glowing, he was glow-er-ing. 'Same difference.' Fuji thought with amusement , dropping his This-is-amusing-I-am-amused smile for the innocent look.

But his smile was soon replaced by a frown. Tezuka with messy hair was different, different is good, but different is not as glompable. Using his own hands for once, he gently brushed Tezuka's hair back to its usual meticulous state. Tezuka's glare had faltered distinctly. Fuji took this chance and placed the teddy bear carefully atop his head.

"Don't move" He doubted Tezuka would anyway, it was part of the Tezuka syndrome, Tezuka would move, eventually, Fuji speculated that it would take him at least five minutes to realise that a miniature him was sitting, quite comfortably, atop his hair.

Question one
Draw a diagram of your subject.

Fuji was going to cheat.

Rummaging for a while in his bag, he returned with his camera and took a quick shot of the Teddy bear *sprawled* on Tezuka's head. It looked like the teddy bear was trying to eat Tezuka. *BAD teddy bear, Tezuka is not for eating, brown bear mine!* He doubted Tezuka would know, it was part of the Tezuka syndrome. Know thine enemy, but first, you must known what's on your hair.

Just then he noticed something, he reached forward once more, seemingly intending to retrieve his bear, teddy bear mind you. Instead, he flicked Tezuka lightly on the nose with his index finger.

This time, Tezuka moved, Fuji shot a quick glance at his watch. Damn, five minutes were over.

Tezuka, with a sudden burst of speed, tackled Fuji to the ground.

Hypothesis made.
Observations made.
Experimentation done.
Hypothesis failed.


Apparently there was more to the Tezuka syndrome than Fuji had anticipated.

"Have you ever heard of the law of gravity, Syuusuke?" Tezuka said slowly, using his arms to prop himself up above Fuji, such that the other boy had more space to move, but was still pinned beneath him, his face barely ten inches away from Fuji's.

Fuji's eyes snapped open, surprise evident from the abruptness of the action, and it was clear that his blue eyes were still sparkling with mirth and amusement. He closed his eyes once more, as sudden as they had opened, and smiled softly at his Buchou.

"No, I don't believe so, Buchou, would you care to explain it to me?" He replied in such a way that obviously implied that he knew, but was baiting Tezuka. Fuji is liking to bait people, Fuji is liking even more to bait Tezuka.

Tezuka growled in irritance, he knew he was being baited, and he hated the way Fuji never called him by his name. The other boy was mocking him, well, it takes two to play this game. Tezuka let his lips quirk into a small, but grim smile that somehow make Fuji shiver.

"It is said that the gravitational force between two point objects is inversely proportionate to the distance between them, or simply, the smaller the distance between two parties, the greater the gravitational force. This seems to be particularly effective for me, since all my strength seems to have deserted me."

"Oh, Is that so?"

"In fact, my arms seem to be unable to support me anymore, I'm afraid that if I fall, the only way you'll ever get me off is to push me off."

Blue met brown in a sudden clash of movement, and was held. Brown searching and probing, but the endless sea that is blue did not reveal anything that was hidden in it depths. A silent understanding and compromise was reached. The wonders of the sea only revealed themselves when they were ready. But as for now, a pearl was to be found on the shore.

Fuji's smile widened a fraction as he made himself more comfortable on the ground. Yes, he had chosen to do what he showed, a promise as a promise.

"You know what? Somehow, I don't think I feel like moving anytime soon, Kunimitsu."

"Happy Valentines Day Syuusuke."

"You too."

When the both of them eventually got up, Fuji noticed that the teddy bear was missing.

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Behind the building, Inui picked his robot teddy bear from the ground. His glasses flashed again and he grinned evilly.

'Ii Data…'

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Have you ever heard of the phrase 'One should be careful when baiting one's prey, for one may fall into one's own trap.', well, probably not, since Fuji just made it up. And fallen into his own trap he definitely had. Who ever knew that Fuji would fall before the Higuma Otoshi.

Later that day, Fuji had asked, with a most serious tone and eyes open, though one could see the twinkle in them clearly.

"Ne, Kunimitsu, do you think I should rename Higuma Otoshi?"

Tezuka's raised eyebrow indicated Fuji to proceed.

"Don't you think that Tezuka Kunimitsu would sound better?"

"..."

Fuji kept smiling, though his smile wasvisibly widening.

"Syuusuke."

"Yes?"

"I'm going to make you run twenty laps tomorrow."

"Hai, Buchou"

"Fifty, Syuusuke, fifty"

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Seishun Gakuen Science Practical 1

Name: Fuji Syuusuke
Class: 3-6
Date: 14th February

Observations made - Tezuka laughing is odd, Tezuka laughing is good, Tezuka on top of me is best.

Conclusion - Tezuka Addictivity is high

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Marks given - 100%

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Footnotes
[1] If you have watched Tenimyu, you would have seen how slowly Takigawa Eiji moves.

Author's notes - If you haven't noticed, writing TezukaFuji fluff is HARD, I took quite a few days to have this all written down and edited.

Okay, so I lied when I said the rest would be up by today. I'm editing the others and some of them are not going too well, so I might not be able to post them up in the following week. Honestly, a Valentine's day fic stretching after Valentines day. Stupid me...:D