Part 1: The Morning After
Narrator: It was a cold morning in the 40½ acre wood. The cast relaxed from the pervious night's return party. And some needed more then relaxation.
(We see Stiglet waking up in a ditch. He is holding his head and has a black eye. His new clothes- red shirt and jeans, are torn)
Stiglet: (hung over) Oh my head.. How'd I get here? (holds eye) What happened to my eye.. And my clothes! The costumes guys are gonna be pissed (pulls something from out from under him, eyes widen) Where'd I get this?? (he has a red thong in his hands) Yo, voice box!
Narrator: You called?
Stiglet: What happened to me?
Narrator: Dunno. Do you remember yesterday?
Stiglet: a little.. It was the cast party. That's all I remember
Narrator: Well, ask around, someone's gotta remember,
Stiglet: Gimme two aspirins and I'll go (Narrator hands him pills) Thanks. I'll start with Neyore. (heads off)
Narrator: I do know what happened, but why spoil the story?
(We see Neyore, jointless and bongless, in a dark red shirt. He is awake and clean. Stiglet walks up)
Neyore: Mornin.. You look like shit.
Stiglet: It's morning? Wow.. Where's your bong?
Neyore: I'm clean. I had an epiphany last night, and I've beaten the five-leaf.
Stiglet: Great. You remember anything I may have done last night?
Neyore: Besides drink the author dry.
Stiglet: What?? Oh.. So I had a few beers.
Neyore: Try 12.
Stiglet: Shit.. Any idea where I would've gotten this? (pulls out thong)
Neyore: Holy shit! Lemme see that!
Stiglet: No. I gotta find who's it is, and when I do, I don't think they want your cum stains on it.
Neyore: Shut up. Whatever, sorry dude, after you got drunk, I was gone. Try Ropher
Stiglet: Thanks.. Laters (walks off)
Neyore: Poor boy, no idea what he's getting into.
(We see Ropher asleep in his hole. Stiglet appears near the entrance.)
Stiglet: Yo rat boy!
Ropher: (waking up) What the fuck? Oh, it's you. How's your package?
Stiglet: Woh! No guy should ever ask another that!
Ropher: Didn't mean it that way. But since your walking it must be Allright.
Stiglet: What? Why wouldn't my dick be alright?
Ropher: You don't remember?
Stiglet: No. That's why I'm here.. Now why wouldn't my dick be alright?
Ropher: Gimme a minute. We gotta start a flashback
Stiglet: Ok.
(Flashback) (We see the party. A drunk Stiglet is talking to Jalicat)
Jalicat: Stig, you're wasted.
Stiglet: I'm fine.. And so are you.
Jalicat: What?
Stiglet: You heard me (moves closer to her)
Jalicat: You asked for it (Kicks Stiglet hard in the balls. He goes down in a fetal position.) Sorry. (walks away)
(End Flashback)
Stiglet: Ah.. Well guess the alcohol acted as an anesthetic, cause I feel fine. But I guess these aren't hers (pulls out thong) Anything else?
Ropher: Nope, that's the last time I saw you. Go ask Drew.
Stiglet: Ok, but I doubt this is his. (walks off)
Ropher: Drew is gonna kill him. Too bad/ Well, back to bed (goes back in hole)
(Stiglet heads towards Drews. We see Drew and Cabbit inside. Drew is in his shirt and pants, while Cabbit doesn't have anything)
Drew: So when the costume department getting you some clothes?
Cabbit: Better be soon, it's getting really drafty.
(Knock on door)
Cabbit: You gonna get that?
Drew: Ya ya; shut up, I'm still recovering from last night (holds leg) That stupid little (opens door, see Stiglet, gets angry) You!
Stiglet: What the- (gets speared by Drew)
Cabbit: (seeing the brawl) Shit, not again. (runs to door) Break it up! (pulls them apart) Stiglet, what the fuck you doin her?
Stiglet: Came to find out what I did last night.
Cabbit: You don't remember?
Stiglet: Nope.
Drew: Ok. Sorry bout the spear, didn't know. (holds leg)
Stiglet: What happened to your leg?
Drew: Same thing as your eye. Hold up, flashback.
(Flashback) (We see a drunk Stiglet and a drunk Drew arguing)
Stiglet: You little fuck! Your always bringing me into you stupid plans, like that reindeer thing. And .. Fuck!
Drew: Ya, well you left me after that beehive thing you little plastered pork chop!
Stiglet: That's it! (kick Drew in the leg)
(Stiglet works over Drews leg, but Drew punches him in the eye. Drew grabs Stiglet's head and piledrives him. Nickger breaks them apart)
(End Flashback)
Stiglet: Wow. I must've been really drunk.
Cabbit: Ya, you'd have to be wasted to brawl with Drew.
Drew: Ya, but no real harm done. Where'd you end up dude?
Stiglet: I woke up in a ditch. You remember anything else?
Drew: Been there. Sorry dude, maybe Soo might know. She was with you after the brawl.
Stiglet: Shit. I gotta go, shit to figure out. (runs off)
Drew: Laters (to Cabbit) wonder what was up his ass?
(We see Stiglet closing in on the Kangaroo's house)
Stiglet: (To himself) Shit, please don't be Soo's thong, please no!
(Stiglet reaches the door. He pounds it till it opens. Soo's there in her purple shirt and boots.)
Soo: Hey, what's up?
Stiglet: (pulls out thong) Is this yours??
Soo: No, why, what's this about?
Stiglet: I woke up in a ditch with a hangover, a black eye, no memory of last night, and this. Drew told me last time he saw me last night I was with you.
Soo: Shit. Well, after the brawl, I dragged you outta of the room to get you some water and.. (laughs)
Stiglet: What?
Soo: You drank some of Nickgers leftover Viagra.
Stiglet: WHAT???
Soo: Let the flashback do the talking
(Flashback) (We see and aroused Stiglet staring at something. He pulls the author over)
Stiglet: Yo, she's hot eh?
Author: Uh, Stiglet that's a coat rack.
Stiglet: So? I going for her! (walks over. Author's face twists)
(End Flashback)
Stiglet: Shit.. I fucked a coat rack?
Soo: And a lamp, and a couch, and Nickger's fridge.
Stiglet: Wow. I do anything else?
Soo: Besides the brawl, hitting on Jalicat, and pissing out a fire, not that I know of.
Stiglet: Ok.. Pissing out a fire?
Soo: Nevermind.. Where you going?
Stiglet: Nickgers. That's where the party was, that's the only place left. (leaves)
(We see Stiglet heading to Nickgers. Nickger, in his blue shirt, and Vickitty, in her black top and pants, are inside)
Nickger: (picking up bottles and trash) Nest time the author convinces me to have a party here, stop me from accepting.
Vickitty: Can do (looks around)
Nickger: What are you looking for?
Vickitty: My- (knock on door) Hold that thought. (Opens door, sees Stiglet) Didn't you do enough here last night? (Sees thong in pocket) Where'd you get that?
Stiglet: That's what I came here to ask. And judging by you reaction, this belongs to you.
Nickger: (confused) What? How? Why?
Author: (appearing from nowhere) That just leaves out who, where and when.
Stiglet: Look, I just want to know what I did last night.
Author: Trust me, you already heard everything. Tell me, was the coat rack good?
Nickger: You fucked my coat rack?
Author: How bout the fridge?
Nickger: You fucked my fridge??
Vickitty: That explains the dents. How did you get my thong? I thought I left it on the bed after the fight.
Stiglet: Why'd you do that?
Vickitty: After Nickger pulled you off Drew, he knocked a drink on me. I went to the bedroom to change.. Ah..
Nickger: What "ah"?
Author: Flashback
(Flashback) (We see Vickitty in the clothes she has on now. Her wet clothes are on the bed. Nickger and the Narrator drag Stiglet in)
Vickitty: What happened?
Nickger: You know that white rug near the couch?
Vickitty: Ya.
Narrator: It's not white anymore.
Vickitty: Oh shit. What are you gonna do with him?
Nickger: Put him here and keep him from the alcohol.
(The three leave. Stiglet stumbles to his feet but falls on the bed, his hand grasping the red thong. He gets up but stumbles back and falls out the window)
(End Flashback)
Nickger: Didn't see you after that.
Stiglet: I must've tried to get home. Well at least I didn't kill anyone last night/
Author: Nope. You just embarrassed yourself completely.
Stiglet: Well, I guess I'll be heading home. Laters, and sorry about the mess (goes to walk out, Vickitty stops him)
Vickitty: Ahem.
Stiglet: (seeing thong still in hand) Oops. Sorry. (hands it back)
Vickitty: If I find any cum stains that aren't mine or Nickgers, you a dead pig.
(Stiglet and Author leave. We cut to outside)
Narrator: And so, the previous nights events fresh in his mind, Stiglet goes home feeling better and-
Stiglet: Shut up. Little fuck doesn't't tell me what I did when he knew and…. (trails off)
The End (Of Part 1)
