DICLAIMER: I AM JK ROWLING HEAR ME ROAR FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON I AM PUTTING THE SIXTH BOOK ON LINE YAY ME!!!!!! The original idea for the pink rabbit of doom came from the fanfic The Diary Of Remus J Lupin by Snuffles2 A GRETA story. I never contacted them about borrowing this, but I changed it a bit so I hope that it is ok!
Maria then seemed to come back to the planet Earth, or at least how much of it was at Hogwarts. She looked at the full Entrance Hall and glared. With a snap of headphones, she stalked out of the center of the crowd. Slowly, the people began to filter out of the room. Harry, his friends, and parents headed to Defense.
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"Dementors of course, take a powerful wizard or witch to counter act." Sirius concluded.
"Course you know alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about Dementors don't ya Paddy?" James taunted from the back of the room.
"James this is not your lesson!" Lily scolded.
"Yea, careful Jamesie or it will be the Return of The Pink Bunny Rabbit of Doom," Sirius joked.
Remus hid his head in his hand, "Oh dear god not again."
"What's the pink bunny rabbit of doom?" Harry asked curiously, even the Slytherins looked curious at this comment.
"Not the pink bunny rabbit of doom The Pink Bunny Rabbit Doom, capitals needed," Sirius began, "You see, Harry my dear, your perfect father has a phobia of fuzzy pink bunny rabbits."
James yelled out, "It's your fault I HAVE that particular phobia…well yours and Snape's"
"Professor Snape," Harry chided, "And what did he do?" The whole class was now hanging on every word.
"I can't help but notice you didn't ask what Sirius did." Remus commented from behind his hand.
Harry glared at him, "Well what happened.?"
Sirius started his story, "It all began in our school days, ("No kidding," Ron stated) when your father and I were…entertaining… a certain future Potions Master. (The Gryffindors laughed) And he was starting to get annoyed. When a certain red haired muggle born witch came up to tell us to leave him alone, he took advantage of Jamesie's momentary distraction to transfigure a certain werewolf into a giant fuzzy pink bunny rabbit. (Remus groaned). Now, seeing how he was a stuffed bunny rabbit he could not move. I took this opportunity to teach Jamesie a valuable lesson on getting distracted. I levitated the werewolf-turned-giant-pink-bunny-rabbit over to my dear friend and preceded to smother him with it. When the certain future Potions Master's spell wore off, Re- I mean the werewolf appeared in an explosion of stuffed pink rabbits. I still have some of them to this day." By this point everyone in the class, excluding James, Lily, and Remus, were laughing their heads off. Everyone left for lunch quite happy.
A/N: Sorry this took forever MAJOR writer's block nice
comic relief in this chapter a new chapter hopefully soon!!! Read my new story Haunted
Exile please only a few chapters up!
