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When Pippin came to, he was tied up and lying on the ground. A fire surrounded by Orcs crackled near by. Next to him was Merry, snoring once again. Pippin sighed and called out quietly, "Merry!"

Merry mumbled in his sleep, "Pass the pudding please."

Pippin rolled his eyes, "Oh for the love of." He picked up a rock with his mouth and spat it at Merry. It missed by a long shot, but it landed with a hollow plop.

Pippin looked up surprised and wormed over to where the rock had landed. To his disgust he found a hollowed out body of an Orc.

Pippin curled his lip, "Ewwww, intestines."

Then, gleaming in the light radiating from the fire, Pippin saw a knife. Without hesitation, Pippin tossed his arms over the knife, cutting the cords holding his arms together. Then his legs. He then did the same for Merry, who still did not stir. Then, with the air of a famous dignitary, Pippin strolled right up to the Orc campfire.