Disclaimer: I don't own Pippin or any of the Orcs, you know the drill.

Note: Yeah, another short chapter. I dunno, I just can't write long chapters for this story. Anyway, I hope it's enjoyable nonetheless! Also, I hope everyone had a pleasant holiday/LOTR season! (to be PC) And PLEASE REVIEW!

Lugdush cried out in fury, "HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR BONDS?!"

Pippin shrugged, "Your negligence."

Lugdush rose, but Ugluk pulled at him to sit back down.

Pippin folded his hands behind his back, "It has come to my understanding that you fellows are lacking in somewhat of a social training. If you get into an argument, you rip the guy's guts out. Now, that may be all well and good where you come from, but if you're going to Isengard you're gonna have to start acting like civilized monsters!"

Grishnakh wiped his dripping nose with his sleeve, "What, you're saying we're not civilized?"

Pippin grimaced, "Ummm, bluntly stated, yes."

Ugluk raised his brow, "And what do you think you can do about this?"

Pippin gave a wide grin, "Just you wait and see."