CELL-OUT
CHAPTER 5

A few moments earlier, at Kami's Sky Palace, Trunks and Vegeta had just emerged from the Room of Spirit and Time.

Trunks: Thanks for waiting, guys. Did we miss anything?

Goku: It's great to have you back. Things have gotten worse since you've been gone.

Trunks: Tell me, Goku. What's happened since we've been gone?

Goku: Nothing good. Piccolo went off to fight the Androids in order to prevent them from being absorbed by Cell. Judging from his current power level, it doesn't look like he's doing too well. Meanwhile, as Cell continued his rampage, he was confronted by fourteen warriors whose power levels I've never sensed before. Unfortunately, they weren't powerful enough to stop him, and as of right now, he's either defeated or killed and absorbed all but two of them.

Vegeta: Heh. Those foolish fighters should've known what they were getting themselves into. It amazes me how they were in such a hurry to die. Oh well, it's their lives.
I will take care of everything now. There's no need to attempt the training, Kakarot, because I'm sure you wouldn't survive it. Besides, I can guarantee that I won't need any help in taking care of the android.

Goku: Vegeta, I clearly suggest that you hear me out. You're going up against a being that can absorb the most powerful fighters in the world and become even stronger than before. I mean, you'd have to at least double your strength to stand a chance...

Sensing Vegeta's increased power level, Goku fell silent.
Just then, Bulma arrived on Kami's Sky Palace (via her jet capsule).

Bulma: Hello everyone!

Goku: Bulma! What're you doing here?

Bulma: I brought you guys some things. You might need them.

Suddenly, something caught Bulma's eye.

Bulma *surprised*: Trunks! What happened? You look different.

Trunks: I've been training with my father in the Room of Spirit and Time. Inside, one year had gone by, but on the outside, only a day had passed. That's why I look a little older.

Bulma: Oh. Anyways, I figured that since this fight against Cell's going to be tough, I thought you guys might need some new battle gear. Here. *pulls capsule out of pocket, presses button, and tosses it onto the ground*

Out of the capsule appeared a giant box containing four Saiyan battle suits.

Goku: Hey! Those look pretty neat!

Meanwhile, in Yugi's dimension, Yugi watched in horror as Cell took the life of Sakuya. Upon seeing the android absorb her, she let out a scream of anguish, pain, and despair; it was as if a part of her had just died. As she mourned the loss of her creation (as well as the destruction of her plans), her eyes burned with vengeance. One word crossed her lips, which she yelled aloud:

Yugi: CELL!!!

In an instant, Yugi disappeared from her dimension.

Back at the site that was Tenchi's high school, Tenchi collapsed to his hands and knees after watching Sakuya, his only human girlfriend, get impaled and absorbed by Cell. Tears ran down Tenchi's face.

Tenchi *saddened and angry*: You... MONSTER! How could you?! How could you take the life of one of my girlfriends? WHY DID YOU KILL SAKUYA?!?!

Cell: My, that was awfully heroic of her, sacrificing herself so that you may live. Unfortunately, not all heroic acts can be beneficial. In fact, she was merely delaying the inevitable. Think of it this way: once I absorb you into my being, you can be with your girlfriend, as well as a few of your other friends, forever. Sayonara, Tenchi Masaki!

Cell recoiled his tail and prepared to consume Tenchi. Just as he was about to strike, a giant red energy ball blazed through the sky and nailed Cell on his back, throwing off his balance.

Cell *shocked*: What?! Who...?!

As Cell turned around, he noticed a being hovering in mid-air, high above him. It was Yugi, and she had arrived just in time to save Tenchi from being absorbed by Cell (again).

Yugi *enraged*: YOU! I'll never forgive you for what you've done! Because of you, everything is ruined. EVERYTHING!

At that very moment, Cell was surrounded by a bunch of colored crystals that Yugi had summoned out of her dimension. All at once, the crystals began firing continuous beams of energy at Cell, until it got to the point where the android was no longer visible behind the cloud of dust kicked up from the attack. Just when it looked as though Cell had been obliterated, a massive ki wave blasted through the field, disintegrating the crystals, and sent Tenchi flying into the crater that was his school.

Yugi *shocked*: WHAT?!...

Cell emerged from the attack a little bit singed, but otherwise unharmed.

Cell: So, you're the one who created Hotsuma, Matori, and Tsugaru. No wonder your ki felt so familiar. By the way, your attack probably would've worked, had Tenchi Masaki not given me these wonderful new powers via his crystals.

Surprised by Cell's counterattack, Yugi began feeling a bit nervous, but held back her apprehension and sent a "rainstorm" of jagged crystals down toward the android. At the same time, she summoned and formed two giant monsters from the rubble to attack the demon. However, none of this had any effect, due to the fact that the power from Tenchi's crystals cancelled out Yugi's attacks, thus the android was shielded from the jagged crystals shower. As for the two monsters, Cell flew up and punched the first monster's head off, then he kicked the second monster's midsection, splitting it in half. Both creatures crumbled into dust. Amazed by the fact that her last attack was ineffective against Cell, Yugi found herself quickly running out of options.

Yugi *thinking to herself*: This demon's more powerful than I thought. It looks as though I have no choice but to use my ultimate attack.

Having made her fateful decision, Yugi threw off her cape (which landed on the ground with a loud *WHUMP!*) and began powering up her most powerful attack. Slowly, she began gathering all of the psychic energy from within, and forming it into a giant ball. Un-intimidated by this display of power, Cell simply watched.

Cell: Heh. This ought to be amusing.

In a matter of moments, the energy ball started expanding in size, from the size of a basketball, to the size of a basketball court, and continued doing so until it was the size of a large basketball stadium.

Elsewhere on ground zero, Tenchi pulled himself out of the crater, only to find an amazing (and deadly) sight before him.

Tenchi: Yikes! I'd better take cover! *thinking to himself* Who is this girl? Could this be Sasami's friend, whom she told me about?

Soon, the energy ball reached full power. Yugi had her eyes dead set upon Cell.

Yugi: This one's for Matori, Hotsuma, Tsugaru, and Sakuya!

Tenchi: Wait a second! How does she know about all those people? Even more importantly, how does she know about Sakuya?

Yugi: ULTRA PSYCHO BALL!!

A gargantuan white ball of psychic energy was fired from Yugi's hands. As the attack quickly descended toward its intended target, the recoil from the attack sent Yugi flying back a few feet. Just as the Ultra Psycho Ball was about to make contact with the android, Cell raised both arms in the direction of the energy ball, caught it, and a few seconds later (thanks to his new powers from the crystals), dissipated it into thin air with a loud *POP!*. Yugi was in total disbelief.

Yugi *in total disbelief*: IMPOSSIBLE!! That was my most powerful attack! How did you...?!?!?

Cell: Silly girl. Death balls aren't for kids, they're for androids. Allow me to demonstrate.

Cell stuck his index finger up in the air, formed a Frieza-esque Death Ball, and launched it toward Yugi. Unable to deflect or counter the attack from having used up so much energy on her last attack, Yugi tried to evade the oncoming ki ball, but to no avail, and was absorbed into the attack. As the ball soared into the sky, it detonated about twenty feet above a nearby building. The explosion hurtled her down toward the building, where she crashed through the roof and landed on the top floor. Yugi lay there, bleeding and motionless.

Meanwhile, at Kami's Sky Palace, as the four Saiyans finished putting on their Saiyan battle suits, Goku froze as he sensed a feeling of dread.

Trunks: What's wrong, Goku?

Goku: Cell's just defeated a fifteenth unknown warrior. Normally, I wouldn't be too worried about that, but this person had a higher energy level than any of the fourteen other fighters. To make matters worse, not only did Cell rub out this fighter in a short amount of time, I can no longer sense that same person's energy level. I have a feeling Cell could be a lot tougher than I previously thought.

Vegeta: There's no need to worry, Kakarot. You probably won't even get a chance to use the new battle suits. So why bother even training in the Room of Spirit and Time?

Goku: Is that because you plan on finishing off Cell all by yourself? I hope you can pull it off.

The two Saiyans stared at each other, each with a confident grin on their faces.

Goku: Well, Vegeta, since you seem so confident that you can put a stop to Cell's reign of terror, how about we make a little wager? If you defeat Cell, then you can face me in a time and place of your choosing. If you're unable to defeat Cell, however, then you must give up your training and spend more time with your family. How does that sound?

Vegeta: That's fine with me, Kakarot.

As the two Saiyans shook hands, Vegeta squeezed Goku's hand, indicating to him that he doesn't plan on losing.

Vegeta: Cell is mine, Kakarot. I won't need your help at all.

Vegeta then walked over to the edge of Kami's Sky Palace.

Vegeta: So long.

In the blink of an eye, the Saiyan prince was gone, having taken off in order to track down Cell.

Bulma: Oh boy. What an ego.

Trunks: I'll follow him.

Goku: Wait a second, Trunks. You'll need these. They're sensu beans. There are enough here in this pouch for you, Vegeta, and all the remaining unknown fighters. Here, take them.

Trunks: Thanks, Goku.

Goku: Good luck. And if you get into any trouble, get yourself out of there.

Trunks: Right. Thank you for everything, Goku. And I hope that your training in the Room of Spirit and Time goes well.

Bulma: Take care of yourself, Trunks. And look after Vegeta as well.

Trunks gave a small wave back to Goku, Gohan, and Bulma.

Trunks: See ya later.

In an instant, Trunks left in pursuit of his father and Cell.

Goku: Yeah! It's time for us to start our training, Gohan.

Gohan: All right!

Goku: Wait a minute, Gohan.

Suddenly, Goku's stomach started growling, and his look of seriousness degraded into a look of hunger.

Goku: Can we eat first? I'm starving!

Gohan: Awwww! Right now, Dad?

Back at the battlefield, Tenchi managed to climb his way to the top of the crater that was his high school. Unfortunately, a horrific sight awaited him at the top.

Cell: Hi there!

Tenchi *surprised*: WHAAAA!! You're still alive?!

Cell: I'm an android, I can't die. Plus, I took take of that little girl easily. So now, it's just you and me, and seeing as how you have no possible way of defeating me, I'd say this battle's just about over. But, instead of absorbing you into my being, I think I'll let you and your friends die an honorable death. Any last words?

Tenchi looked around the battlefield and glanced at Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, and Washu, all of whom were unconscious.

Tenchi: Everyone, I'm sorry. If it weren't for me, I wouldn't have dragged you all into this mess. At least we went down fighting, for the good of humanity. Mother, I'll be seeing you soon...

Cell: How touching. Fortunately, such moments pass quickly. It's been fun, Tenchi Masaki, and thanks again for the crystals. Be seeing you.

Cell quickly ascended toward the sky and hovered in place a couple thousand feet above Tenchi and friends. Slowly, he began to power up and call out his finishing attack.

Cell: KA.... ME....

Meanwhile, some distance away from Tokyo, Vegeta sensed Cell's rising ki.

Vegeta: Hmmm. So that's Cell. Nice of him to show me where he is!

Vegeta powered up and accelerated at blinding speed toward Cell's location.

Not too far away from where Vegeta was...

Trunks: I'm coming, father. I won't let you do this alone.

Back at ground zero...

Cell: HA... ME...

Right when Cell was about to fire his finishing attack, he sensed a twinkle out of the corner of his eye. It was Vegeta! Sensing Vegeta made Cell cease his final attack, and instead, focus his attention on the Saiyan prince.

Vegeta: Oh good! It looks like I made it just in time.

Cell *surprised*: Vegeta!

Vegeta: And you must be Cell.

Tenchi *surprised*: Who is that?!

The two combatants stared at each other while hovering in mid-air.

Vegeta: You look a little different from what I've heard, not to mention a whole lot uglier.

Cell smirked at the insult.

Cell: Tell me, Vegeta, have you come here to save these pitiful warriors?

Vegeta: No. I'm here to put an end to your pathetic reign of terror. And what's with that big jewel on your chest? Was absorbing people not enough? Did you decide to start a life of crime and absorb a jewelry store?

Cell: Insult me as much as want, Vegeta. I know everything about you; your moves, your attacks, even the fact that you can't resist a good fight.

Vegeta: Heh. I know I'm going to enjoy this.

Meanwhile, about 1 1/2 miles away from the battlefield, Sasami (with an unconscious Ryo-Ohki in tow) moved as quickly as she could in order to get back to Tenchi and friends. As she quickly walked through the city, she noticed Cell's handiwork (i.e. empty streets, clothes lying around, damaged buildings, etc.). Soon, she saw a nearby road sign, saying that Tenchi's high school was about 1.5 miles away. Frustrated over the fact that she still had a long way to go (and feeling greatly worried about Tenchi). Sasami began running as fast as she could, but after a short while, she tripped over a large piece of rubble and fell on the ground. Out of breath, and slowly realizing the hopelessness of the situation, she began to cry.

Sasami *crying*: Somebody! Anybody! HELP!!

A short distance away, Trunks could hear someone yelling in the distance.

Trunks: Sounds like someone's in trouble. I'd better help them before I help my father confront Cell.

As Trunks closed in on the person in distress, he discovered that it was a little girl with blue hair. As Sasami noticed the figure descending from the sky, she dried her tears and began waving toward the guy with purple hair.

Sasami: Hey! Over here!

Trunks landed on the ground and began walking toward Sasami.

Trunks: Are you okay, little girl?

Sasami *with a cheerful smile*: I am now! I didn't think anyone would hear me calling for help, much less fly to my rescue.

Trunks: What seems to be the problem?

Sasami: Well, this may sound kind of strange, but my friends and I have been fighting this big, ugly creature named Cell, and when Ryo-Ohki and I tried to stop him, he used one of our friends as a baseball bat and knocked us far away... are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Trunks *surprised*: You mean YOU were one of the fifteen mysterious warriors that fought Cell?!

Sasami *smiling*: Yup! And what do mean fifteen? There were only ten of us.

Trunks: Well, I was sort of expecting something else... but never mind. Who's that stuffed animal you've got in your arms?

Sasami: That's no stuffed animal, that's Ryo-Ohki. She got knocked out when fighting Cell... are you sure you're okay?

Trunks *speechless*: Uhhh... yeah. You mean this little creature actually fought Cell?

Sasami: *nods* Uh-huh! She can transform into a giant robot!

Trunks *speechless*: I... guess I won't ask any more questions until later. I've got something that'll help your friend back on her feet: a sensu bean! Here you go, Ryo-Ohki.

Trunks fed Ryo-Ohki a sensu bean, and within a couple seconds, Ryo-Ohki was back to her normal, perky self.

Ryo-Ohki: MIYAAA!!

Sasami: Welcome back, Ryo-Ohki! *giggle* Stop licking my face! It tickles! Thank you, uhhh...

Trunks: Trunks. My name is Trunks.

Sasami: Thanks, Trunks. My name is Sasami. Pleased to meet you.

Trunks: You're welcome, Sasami. By the way, do you know where Cell is?

Sasami: Yup. He should be right over... there! *points in the direction where she and Ryo-Ohki were launched*

Trunks: Thanks Sasami!

Sasami: Wait a second, Trunks!

Trunks: Huh?

Sasami: Take me with you. My friends are still fighting against Cell, and I have to make sure that they're all right. Please let me come with you!

Trunks: How can I say no? All right, hop on my back and hold tight.

In the beat of an eyelash, Trunks (with Sasami and Ryo-Ohki) was airborne, and on his way toward Cell.

Sasami: WHEEE!! This is more fun than when Ryoko takes me flying! Hey Trunks?

Trunks: Yes, Sasami?

Sasami: You mentioned something about 15 warriors confronting Cell. What's that about?

Trunks: Well, Sasami, my teammates and I all have the ability to sense the life energies, or ki, of every living being on the planet. Those with more noticeable ki are strong, powerful beings, like martial artists, dinosaurs, or even aliens. The only beings without any ki are either dead, or able to hide it very well. When one of my teammates, named Piccolo, confronted an android by the name of Cell, he told us that he had an enormous ki level, higher than anything on this planet. In order to defeat Cell, we came up with a plan that two of us would train in a remote location in order to become stronger, while one of us would divert Cell's targets, Androids 17 and 18, by fighting them. What we didn't know was that Cell would already have his hands full fighting a whole bunch of earthlings. Another teammate of mine, Goku, was able to sense what was going on, yet had never felt the energies of the combatants facing Cell before. I probably would've picked it up, but I was training with my fa... er..., teammate, Vegeta, in a realm where time moved more rapidly than here on Earth, which is why I couldn't sense anything outside of there. When my teammate and I emerged from the realm, Goku told us that he sensed fourteen warriors who fought Cell while we were gone, four of which were killed by and incorporated into Cell. As Vegeta and I got ready to confront Cell, we all felt the presence of a fifteenth mysterious fighter. Unfortunately, we could no longer sense that person's ki after Cell fired a huge blast. So far, of the 15 fighters, all we know is that three people are still active (you, Ryo-Ohki, and one other person), seven have been knocked out, one person's barely hanging on, and four are dead and have been absorbed by Cell. Are you with me so far?

Sasami: I sure am. So the fourteen warriors were my friends and I, and three weird people who got killed by Cell. That's odd, though; I don't remember seeing a fifteenth person on our team. But if that's the case, then that means... *GASP!* Oh no! Hurry Trunks! One of my friends could've been killed by Cell! We must put a stop to that evil demon now!

Trunks: Right! I'm on it!

Sasami: Oh, by the way, Trunks...

Trunks: Yeah?

Sasami: Are you a superhero? You look handsome (and act brave) enough to be one.

Trunks *blushing at the comment*: Heh. Sorry, Sasami, I'm not a superhero.

Sasami: Darn! I was sort of hoping that you were, since your outfit looks like something out of "GO! GO! Giga Men". Oh well.

The trio continued on their way toward the battlefield.

And speaking of a battlefield, at the battleground, Vegeta and Cell both descended toward the ground, eyeing each other the whole way down.

Cell: I know that you're masking your ki, Vegeta. Show me your true power. Let me feel the energy of a real Super Saiyan.

Vegeta: So be it then. Get ready to feel the power of a true Super Saiyan!

At that very moment, Trunks, Sasami and Ryo-Ohki arrived on the battlefield just in time to watch Vegeta power up.

Trunks: There they are!

Sasami: Who's that guy with the weird hairdo?

Trunks: That's my teammate, Vegeta.

Sasami: Oh my! He looks very angry.

Trunks: Actually, that's just how he looks whenever he powers up.

Sasami: Oh. I see.

Suddenly, at that very moment:

Sasami: *GASP!* There's Tenchi! TENNNNCHIIIII!

Tenchi: SASAMI!!

Trunks (with Sasami and Ryo-Ohki) descended to where Tenchi was. Upon landing, Sasami ran toward Tenchi and gave him a big hug.

Sasami *crying yet happy*: I'm so glad you're all right! I was really worried about you.

Tenchi: So was I! I thought I'd never see you again after Cell sent you and Ryo-Ohki flying.

Sasami: I probably wouldn't have made it back had it not been for this guy behind me. Oh! Let me introduce you to him. Tenchi, this is Trunks. He saved me from getting lost after he heard my call for help.

Tenchi and Trunks shook hands.

Tenchi: Pleased to meet you. Thank you so much for rescuing Sasami.

Trunks: You're welcome. Glad I could help.

Sasami: Tenchi, where are Ayeka and Miss Washu?

Tenchi: They were knocked out by Cell. Unfortunately, I can't get to them since Cell also ate my weapon.

Sasami: We have to rescue them before Cell gobbles them up!

Trunks: Don't worry, Sasami, Tenchi. Just leave everything to me. By the way, how can I tell which of your friends are which?

Sasami: That's easy. Just associate their names with their hair color. Ayeka is purple, Ryoko is cyan, Mihoshi is blond, Kiyone is green, and Washu is red.

Trunks: Thanks Sasami. And don't worry too much about your friends. I can still sense their ki and should have no problem finding them at all. Tenchi, do you think you need a sensu bean?

Tenchi: No thanks. I'm good. *talking to Sasami* What's a sensu bean?

Sasami: It's a magical bean that has the ability to heal anyone who's been injured. It's what helped Ryo-Ohki get back on her own four paws.

As she spoke, Ryo-Ohki appeared and leapt onto Tenchi's shoulder.

Tenchi: Hey! I was wondering where you went.

An amazing sight suddenly interrupted the fateful reunion. Vegeta had just powered up to the level of a Super Saiyan.

Tenchi & Sasami: WHOA! That guy just changed his hair color!

Taking advantage of the distraction, Trunks set off to rescue Tenchi's friends.

Meanwhile...

Cell: So, you can transform into a Super Saiyan. Hardly impressive. Is that all you're really capable of? I expected more from you, Vegeta.

Vegeta: Heh. You're kidding yourself if you think that's the limit of my power. Tell me, Cell, have you ever felt the power of a Super Saiyan beyond the level of a Super Saiyan?

Cell: You're joking, right? There's no such thing as a Super Super Saiyan.

Vegeta: Oh really? Then what do you call THIS?!! *powers up*

As Vegeta continued raising his power level, Cell slowly started becoming more anxious.

Elsewhere on the battlefield, Trunks retrieved the unconscious bodies of Tenchi's fallen friends and brought them back to where Tenchi and Sasami were. Just then, he noticed how badly injured Washu was.

Trunks: Oh man! Cell really did a number on her armor. Her right hand's been crushed, her helmet's been shattered into pieces, and the outer casing is badly damaged. I'd better free her hand first.

With surgeon-like precision, Trunks used his left index finger to slice off the armored part of Washu's right hand. In a matter of seconds, her hand was free.

Trunks: There. That ought to do it.

Shortly after that, Trunks began reviving each of the girls using the sensu beans given to him by Goku. A few moments later, he noticed that all the girls were back to life and happily embracing Tenchi, each one of them relieved that he was still alive.

Ayeka: Tenchi! I'm so glad you're still alive! I... *gets shoved aside by Ryoko*

Ryoko: Step aside, ya old hag! *embraces Tenchi* I knew a super-powered monster couldn't keep the two of us apa... *gets pulled away by Mihoshi and Kiyone*

Mihoshi: Thank goodness you're O.K. I was afraid that you and I wouldn't see any more episodes of Space Police Police Man toge... *gets punched in the back of the head by Kiyone*

Kiyone: *to Mihoshi*: You scatterbrain! Can't you think of anything other than anime? *to Tenchi* I'm so relieved that you're all right. I thought that...

Suddenly, Washu grabbed both Mihoshi's and Kiyone's legs, and pulled them down into the pavement.

Washu: It's nice to know that you're still around, Tenchi. Now I can continue performing various (and nefarious) experiments on you! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHH!!

Washu A *in bandages*: You go, Washu!

Washu B *in bandages*: Washu! Washu!

Tenchi *overwhelmed*: Now, girls, please, SETTLE DOWN!!!

Trunks smiled as all of the girls surrounded Tenchi.

Trunks: Welcome back to the land of the living, ladies.

Suddenly, all of Tenchi's ladies turned their attention towards Trunks.

Ayeka: Excuse me, Lord Tenchi, but who is that mysterious man?

Tenchi: That's Trunks. He rescued and revived all of you after you were knocked out by Cell.

Sasami: He even saved Ryo-Ohki and I after we were launched into another city.

All of Tenchi's ladies looked at Trunks, eyes shimmering.

Ryoko *thinking to herself*: He's handsome, but nowhere near as cute as Tenchi. Perhaps I can seduce him into keeping Ayeka off my back.

Ayeka *thinking to herself*: I like what I see, but if Miss Ryoko thinks I'm going to choose this oddly named gentleman over Tenchi, she's dead wrong. Then again, maybe I can make him one of my royal guards.

Kiyone *thinking to herself*: Wow! He's drop-dead gorgeous! If I can't get Tenchi, I'd be more than willing to settle for him. Besides, anyone who risks his life to save a Galaxy Police officer is a rare find in my book.

Mihoshi *thinking to herself*: That guy looks familiar. I know! He must be Tachibana Ukyo, the quiet-but-lethal samurai. Or maybe he's the romantic monk, Miroku. Then again, he could be Kyo Kusanagi...

Washu *thinking to herself*: Hmmm... young, attractive, good looking... I'd say he's more than suitable to be my next guinea pig!

Just then...

Sasami: Hey Tenchi! Where's Sakuya?

Suddenly, Tenchi's mood switched over from frantic, to downtrodden.

Tenchi *depressed*: She's dead. Sakuya sacrificed herself to one of Cell's attacks in order to save me.

At that moment, the entire group fell silent.

Sasami *shocked and saddened*: *GASP!* I'm so sorry, Tenchi!

Ayeka *thinking to herself, shocked*: Oh my Goddess! I always hated Sakuya, but I never wanted her to die at the hands of Cell!

Ryoko *thinking to herself, shocked*: Dammit, Sakuya! You weren't supposed to get yourself killed! What were you thinking?! Throwing your life away in order to save Tenchi... *sheds a couple tears*

Mihoshi *saddened*: Kiyone, I... I don't know what to say.

Kiyone *saddened*: I know, Mihoshi. I've seen plenty of incidents like these before, but hearing that Tenchi just lost someone close to him really hits close to home.

Washu *saddened*: I guess her sacrifice proved that she really was willing to die for Tenchi. Sad, really, especially since I barely even knew her.

Trunks: I'm sorry to hear that, Tenchi. If I had only shown up sooner, I probably would've been able to save her. Unfortunately, Vegeta insisted that him and I finish our training before confronting Cell, and thus, I was unable to make it in time.

Tenchi: That's O.K., Trunks. You did what you could.

Suddenly, the ground suddenly started to shake and the wind picked up speed.

Mihoshi: Earthquake!

Trunks: That's no earthquake, that's my teammate, Vegeta, powering up.

Kiyone: Excuse me, Trunks, but who's Vegeta?

Trunks: That guy over there. *points to Vegeta*

Everyone turned his or her attention to Vegeta, who had just surpassed the level of Super Saiyan.

Ayeka *amazed*: Look at the size of his aura! It's huge!

Ryoko: Ha! Look at Cell! He's shaking in his boots!

Mihoshi *to Trunks*: Your outfit looks the same as his does. Are you both superheroes or something? *everyone except for Trunks falls over*

Vegeta: Scared yet, Cell? Once I'm done powering up, you will be.

Cell *nervous*: It... it's a trick! It has to be an optical illusion!

Vegeta: This isn't a hallucination, android. This is for real! HAAAAAA!!

Slowly, Vegeta's muscles started to bulge out and his hair became spikier as his aura increased in size and power.

Washu monitored Vegeta's power level on her holographic computer.

Washu: Amazing! His power level's going straight through the roof! I think he could be more powerful than you, Ryoko.

Ryoko: Piff! Yeah, right. I'd like to see him prove me wrong.

Everyone stared in awe at Vegeta as he continued to raise his power level (except for Trunks, who watched his father silently, arms folded). Just when he was about to reach the level of Ultra Super Saiyan, he powered back down into a normal Super Saiyan.

Ryoko: Aw! I wanted to see him power up into a huge, hulking beast. Oh well. Now comes the ass-kicking!

Cell's arrogance had been replaced by fear.

Cell *nervous*: Y... You're not Vegeta! You've... changed!

Vegeta: That's right! I'm not Vegeta. I am... Super Vegeta!!!

Taking advantage of the fact that Cell was stunned by Vegeta's sudden power increase, Vegeta nailed Cell with a hard punch to the gut, causing him to double over in pain. The Saiyan prince then followed up his strike with a couple elbows to the back, forcing the Android onto his knees.

Cell *in pain*: You damn Saiyan monkey! I'll make your death a slow and painful one!

Vegeta: Oh really?

Vegeta kicked Cell in the jaw, launching him up a few hundred feet into the air. He then appeared behind the monstrosity and punched him in the back of his head, driving him towards the ground. Just when he was about to hit the pavement, the Saiyan warrior reappeared in front of him and gave him a swift kick to the chin, tossing him back up into the sky. Vegeta quickly reemerged behind Cell and axe-kicked him in the back, sending him into the remains of a nearby building and burying him underneath a ton of rubble. Everyone (except for Trunks) cheered as Cell was buried into the ground. Vegeta hovered down to where Cell was (supposedly) buried. Suddenly, Cell emerged from the wreckage, grabbed Vegeta by his right leg, and dangled him upside-down.

Sasami: Oh no! Cell's got him!

Mihoshi *scared*: Eeeee! I can't look!

Cell *while holding Vegeta*: Heh-heh! I'm going to enjoy dining on your corpse!

Just as Cell was about to stab him in the back with his tail, Vegeta grabbed it out of midair, thereby preventing Cell from absorbing him.

Vegeta: Sorry, but I taste terrible. *elbows Cell in the stomach, forcing him to let go*

Taking advantage of the stunned Cell, Vegeta launched the android into the sky with a fierce uppercut. While in mid-air, Vegeta nailed the monstrosity with a rapid barrage of kicks and punches before applying a brutal spin kick that sent the demon straight through a wrecked building.

Ryoko: I could've done that.

Ayeka: Yes, yes, you could've done that had that monster not handed your derriere to you on a silver platter.

Ryoko: Like I saw you do anything to stop Cell.

Ayeka: You were unconscious when I fought him. I blasted it with my Ultra-Mega-Hyper-Shield Attack.

Ryoko: Yeah, fat lot of good it did to Cell.

Suddenly, Trunks sensed a faint power level coming from a nearby building.

Trunks: Looks like I forgot one. I'll be right back! *flies off to the building*

Sasami: Be careful, Trunks!

As Trunks approached the building, Cell tried to intervene and started flying towards him. Just as he was about to cut off Trunks, Vegeta grabbed the android by the tail.

Vegeta: Where do you think you're going? I'm not finished with you yet!

The Saiyan prince spun the abomination around at a blinding speed, and kept on doing so until his tail tore off, sending the android into the pavement. Vegeta then followed up with a small energy blast, which hit the monster and created a small crater on the street. Oblivious to what was going on behind him, Trunks soon made his way to the top floor of the building, where he found a little girl who was severely injured.

Trunks *thinking to himself*: Could this be the person I sensed while at Kami's Lookout Tower? It can't be, but at this rate, I'm willing to believe just about anything. *gives little girl a sensu bean*

In a matter of moments, the little girl's injuries had disappeared, and soon, she awoke.

Trunks: Hi there! What's your name, little girl?

Little Girl: Yugi.

Trunks: Cute name. We'd better get out of here before Cell causes any further damage.

With the slowly reviving Yugi in tow, Trunks left the building and returned to the group.

Trunks: Does anyone here know this little girl?

Ryoko *to Yugi*: YOU!! You're the one who attacked us not too long ago! I'll kill you where you stand! *powers up energy saber*

Just as Ryoko was about to attack Yugi, Sasami stepped in front of Yugi.

Sasami: Don't do it, Miss Ryoko! I won't let you kill my best friend!

Ryoko *shocked*: Sasami?! How could you stand up for someone who nearly killed me?!

Sasami: I don't know what you're talking about! Yugi would never harm anyone!

Yugi: Sasami, Ryoko is correct. I did attack her, as well as just about everyone Tenchi Masaki knew and loved. The person Sasami played with was nothing more than a clone, a shadow copy of myself. In fact, Hotsuma, Matori, Tsugaru, and even Sakuya Kumashiro were nothing more than illusions brought to life.

Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?!?

Tenchi *shocked beyond belief*: You mean to tell me that my girlfriend was nothing more than a ghost?!?!

Ayeka *shocked beyond belief*: And that everything you sent us through, all the pain and misery, was your doing?!?!

Yugi: Yes, both of you are correct, but I had my reasons. Ever since awakening from my deep slumber, I tried to find some way out of my loneliness, but to no avail. Finally, after months of searching, I found Tenchi Masaki to be the one I wanted to be with, since he treated everyone he knew with the sort of warmth and kindness I had longed for. Somehow, I had a feeling he would never care for a child sorceress like myself, so I isolated myself from the rest of the world and created someone his age that would be sweet and caring, yet have eyes only for Tenchi. It was never my intention to hurt anyone, but after watching Tenchi's friends interfere with my plans for Sakuya to be with him, I had to put a stop to them before they could ruin my ambition, which explains why I've attacked all of you numerous times before. My ultimate goal was to drive Tenchi's friends apart from one another, thereby weakening the crystals' power, and giving me complete control over this cruel, uncaring world, while having Sakuya stay with Tenchi forever, but an unexpected factor entered the equation. The creature known as Cell entered the picture, and within only a few hours, brought all of my carefully laid plans to ruination. After the monster had rubbed out nearly all of Tenchi's friends and killed Sakuya, I vowed to make one last-resort strike against the abomination, not only to get revenge for everything it had done, but to also save Tenchi and hopefully win his heart. Alas, he was too powerful for me to stop, and having absorbed the crystals into his being, I was powerless to slow him down. So, in short, I'm responsible for everything, including the creation of Sakuya, but I did it all because I didn't want to be alone anymore. *starts crying* So if you still want to kill me, go ahead! Release me from this nightmare I've been forced to live my entire life! I don't deserve to live anymore!!

Ryoko: Now you're speaking my language! *powers up energy saber*

Tenchi: Ryoko! STOP! *grabs Ryoko's right arm, stopping her from stabbing Yugi*

Ryoko *surprised*: Tenchi! But why... ?

Tenchi: I know Yugi's caused a lot of trouble for everyone, but she already feels sorry for everything she's done. I'm willing to forgive her, but if you're unable to do so, go ahead and attack me, too.

Ryoko: Tenchi, I... *dissolves energy saber and fold arms*

Tenchi: You made the right choice, Ryoko. I'm proud of you.

Yugi *stunned*: I... I don't know what to say.

Tenchi *to Yugi*: You don't have to say anything. I know it's tough trying to find your own way in this world, but I have faith in you, Yugi. I know you can become a great person, just so long as your heart's in the right place.

Yugi: Tenchi... *runs into Tenchi's arms and starts crying*

Tenchi *while embracing Yugi*: It's okay, Yugi, you're with friends now. You'll never be alone ever again.

All of Tenchi's girls shed a few tears at the joyous sight.

Trunks: You're a good man, Tenchi. Helping to turn around a misguided girl and preventing a violent conflict is something I could use a few lessons on.

Meanwhile, the battle between Vegeta and Cell continued in earnest, with the Saiyan prince in control of the fight. As much as he tried to keep up, the android was no match for the Super Saiyan's awesome might. Getting desperate, Cell leapt up into the air and aimed his attack at Vegeta.

Cell: Galick Gun... FIRE!!

The attack hit Vegeta head on. Down on the ground, Ayeka's shield barrier protected everyone from the blast (except for Trunks, who stood outside the group, unfazed by the attack). As the smoke cleared, Vegeta emerged, unscathed by Cell's desperate strike.

Vegeta: Was that supposed to be your ultimate attack? If so, it was ultimately pathetic.

Vegeta leapt up, grabbed Cell's left leg, and slammed him into the side of a building.

Cell: Vegeta! WAIT! Listen to me! I have an offer I'd like to make!

Vegeta's fist stopped a couple inches of hitting Cell in the face.

Vegeta: You have twenty seconds. Make them count.

Cell: I can't match your current power level, not in this form, at least. However, if you let me go and allow me to absorb the androids, I can promise you I'll be much stronger than before, and I know you can't resist a good challenge.

Vegeta: Humph. Fine. Get out of here before I change my mind. Go!

Trunks *shocked*: Vegeta! What are you doing?!

Tenchi: If Cell gets away, all our hard work and sacrifices will have been in vain!

Sasami: Don't do it, Vegeta! Don't let that monster attack other innocent people!

Vegeta: Shut up! All of you! My decision is final, and if you have anything to say otherwise, come and get me!

Cell: I knew you'd see things my way. I'll be back and more powerful than ever in only a few hours! Be seeing you!

Trunks, Tenchi and friends could only watch in horror as Cell was about to make his escape, until...

Vegeta *to Trunks*: Boy! Go finish the job!

Trunks *surprised*: Uh... yes sir! *changes into a Super Saiyan and flies up to Cell*

Everyone on the ground: WHOA! I didn't know he could turn his hair blond, too!

Cell *shocked*: Wait a second, Vegeta!! I thought we had a deAAHHH! *gets decked by Trunks*

Vegeta: True Saiyan warriors don't make promises- they break them!

Wasting no time whatsoever, Trunks immediately began wailing away at Cell with a ferocious barrage of kicks and punches, finishing off his initial assault with his "Burning Attack". The sudden flurry of fury sent the demon through a street lamp and into a nearby fountain. The young warrior then quickly appeared over the hideous creature and stomped him further into the ground.

Sasami: All right! Go Trunks!

Ryoko: Kick Cell's ass into next week!

Kiyone: I never knew he could fight like that! Simply amazing!

Trunks nailed Cell in the gut with a fierce punch, forcing Dr. Gero's creation to cough up Tenchi's crystals. As Mihoshi tried to catch the precious gems, they landed right on top of her head.

Mihoshi: WAAAAHHH! I'm covered in Cell spit!

Answering the call, Ryoko blasted open a nearby fire hydrant, drenching Mihoshi and washing off the crystals at the same time.

Mihoshi: WAAAAHHH! I'm all wet!

Kiyone: Don't you think you overdid it, Ryoko?

Ryoko: Not really, no. *picks up crystals* Here you go, Tenchi. *hands over crystals*

Tenchi: Thanks, Ryoko!

Trunks continued pounding away at Cell until the android couldn't take it anymore. Cell distanced himself from Trunks, pressed both feet into the ground, and began expanding in size. The monster smirked as Trunks was about to hit him.

Cell *slowly expanding*: I wouldn't try it. I've activated my self-destruct mechanism. Hit me, and I'll explode, taking the whole planet with me! Try to move me, and I'll detonate on contact!

Trunks stopped short of hitting Cell.

Trunks *shocked*: You've gone mad!

Cell *slowly expanding*: You have sixty seconds to make your move! Fight, flee, no matter what you choose, Earth will be blown to smithereens! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

At the same time, Tenchi and friends started panicking.

Ryoko: Hurry, Tenchi! If we escape on Ryo-Ohki, we can make it off this planet before it explodes!

Tenchi: I refuse to leave! We've come this far; I'd rather ride this storm out and sees what happens. If we all die along with Earth, then at least we all went out fighting.

Ayeka: Lord Tenchi's right. I'm staying by your side, my love!

Sasami: Me too!

Ryoko: Fine then! If Tenchi's staying, then so am I!

All of the girls huddled around Tenchi and held each other tight.

Sasami: Hey! Where's Yugi?

Unable to do anything to rectify the current situation, Vegeta and Trunks could only watch in frustration as Cell continued to grow to gargantuan proportions. Suddenly, a crystal barrier surrounded Cell and encased him inside a giant crystal. It was Yugi who summoned up the trap, and in a few moments, she began lifting the crystal prison into the sky (without causing Cell to explode).

Trunks *surprised*: Yugi! What are you doing?!

Yugi: I'm taking Cell with me! Everyone, I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused. Hopefully, my final act will atone for all the bad things I've done.

Sasami *shocked*: Wait! Yugi! DON'T GO!!

Yugi: Sorry, Sasami, but I realize now that this is my destiny- to save humanity in its' darkest hour. Farewell, Sasami, Tenchi, Trunks.

Yugi continued to ascend with the encased Cell in tow until she left Earth's atmosphere and was in outer space, far enough away from causing any real damage.

Yugi: At last, I am free...

Yugi smiled as Cell exploded. The explosion broke through her crystal barrier and evaporated her on contact. Both Yugi and Cell were gone. Down below on Earth, the skies were covered in a bright white flash from the explosion, blinding everyone. Soon, the light dissolved, and all was quiet, save for one anguished voice.

Sasami *anguished*: YUUUUUGGGGIIIIIII!!! *SOB!*

Trunks: I'm sorry, Sasami. Yugi came to her decision on her own, and there was really nothing I could do to stop her. If anything, at least try to take comfort in the fact that she sacrificed herself in order to save us all.

Tenchi *to Sasami*: I know it's difficult to lose a friend, but look at the bright side- at least we're all still here. Besides, I'm sure that Yugi would rather have you be happy about living instead of being sad about her death. Try to cheer up, for Yugi's sake.

Sasami: Okay, Tenchi. *dries tears*

Washu *saddened*: Well, that proves it, then. Sakuya and Yugi really were the same person; right down to their devotion towards the ones they loved. Her sacrifice was nothing short of miraculous, spectacular, and tragic all at once.

Kiyone *saddened*: In all my years as a Galaxy Police Officer, I've never experienced anything of this magnitude before. It's astounding, to say the least. I'm speechless.

Mihoshi *saddened*: Mmm-hmm. Same here.

Ryoko and Ayeka were both at a loss for words, unable to say much of anything after witnessing what had happened first hand.

Tenchi: At least the nightmare's finally over...

Suddenly, a massive energy blast was fired from out of nowhere. Fortunately, Vegeta saw this coming, and easily knocked it away.

Vegeta: So, you're still alive, huh?

As it turned out, one of Cell's cells survived the explosion, allowing him to regenerate and perform a surprise attack. However, things didn't quite go as planned.

Cell *shocked*: WHAT?!?!? How did you...?!

Vegeta: I sensed your energy blast from a mile away. Your sneak attack probably would've worked had it been more powerful. You've already wasted enough of my time, Cell. It's time to end this once and for all!

Cell *shocked*: Wait, Vegeta!! My offer still stands!

Vegeta: Forget it! I've already got a more worthy opponent waiting for me once this battle's over. You had your chance to absorb the androids, Cell, and you blew it. *powers up* When you go to hell, tell them Vegeta sent you.

Trunks/Vegeta: FINISH BUSTER!!!/FINAL FLASH!!!

The two Saiyan warriors simultaneously fired their most powerful attacks, immersing Cell in a sea of energy as he evaporated. As the light faded and the dust settled, the android was gone. Not a single cell survived the final assault. At last, the demon's reign of terror was over.

Vegeta: I didn't ask for your help, boy.

Trunks: I wanted to make sure Cell wouldn't come back.

Vegeta: Hmph! At least I won Kakarot's bet.

Tenchi: Is it over? Is Cell gone for good this time?

Trunks: *powers down* Yes. I doubt anything could've survived the combined might of our final attacks.

Tenchi: *PHEW!* The nightmare's finally ended, thank goodness!

Sasami: YAY! You did it, Trunks! You destroyed Cell and saved us all! *gives Trunks a big hug*

Ryoko: Piff! I could've saved the world too, had I not held back.

Ayeka: Oh please. You weren't powerful enough to stop him and you know it.

Ryoko: Sure, rub it in my face, why don't you?

Ayeka: I think I will. I guess it shows that a puny, undignified space pirate isn't strong enough to break the bond between Lord Tenchi and I.

Ryoko *insulted*: Who are you calling "puny", Princess Sissy?!

Ayeka *insulted*: Sissy?! I'll tear your vocal chords out for that one!

Mihoshi: Now, now, let's not start fighting after we just survived a big battle.

Ryoko and Ayeka: Like you did anything to help, Officer Useless!

Mihoshi *insulted*: WAA~~H!! Kiyone!

Kiyone: *Sigh!* Oh brother! I'm staying out of this one!

Washu: HA! I knew it! Not even a killer android can stop the greatest scientific genius in the entire universe!

Washu A: Washu, you are the greatest!

Washu B: The greatest and most powerful scientific genius in the universe!

Suddenly, a faint voice could be heard off in the distance.

Tenchi: I thought I heard something.

Trunks: I guess somebody must've survived the attack. *hops over to where the buried survivors are*

As Trunks dug through the rubble, he discovered two odd-looking survivors.

Azaka: Finally! I thought we'd never see the light of day again!

Kamidake: I thought I'd go deaf after listening to you sing!

Azaka: Oh? What's wrong with my rendition of "100 Bottles Of Sake On The Wall?"

Kamidake: Everything!

Trunks *stunned*: Uhh... do you guys need any help getting up?

Azaka: No thanks. We can get up on our own just fine, thank you.

Kamidake: Thanks for your help, kind sir.

Trunks: You're welcome, I think. *thinking to himself* Talking floating logs? Now I've seen everything.

The duo hovered off to where Ayeka was squabbling with Ryoko.

Azaka: Princess Ayeka! Are you OK?

Ayeka: Azaka! Kamidake! I nearly forgot about you two! Where have you two been?

Kamidake: Buried underneath the rubble of once was a building. What happened to that evil demon we were fighting?

Ayeka: Those two gentlemen over there completely annihilated him. *points to Trunks and Vegeta*

Kamidake: I don't believe it!

Ayeka: Well, I guess you had to be there.

Vegeta: Well, that was a complete disappointment. I was hoping Cell would've at least put up a decent fight, but instead, all he did was waste my time. Oh well, at least I won the bet. *to Trunks* You can do whatever you want to with these pathetic survivors.

Ryoko *insulted*: Hey! Who are you calling "pathetic"?! We held Cell off for the longest time before you even showed up here!

Vegeta: Don't make me laugh! All you weaklings did was provide him with some amusement. I'm sure he could've finished all of you off just as easily had he chosen to do so. Besides, all of you put together can't even come close to the power of my true rival. Farewell. *flies off*

In a matter of moments, Vegeta took off for Kami's Lookout Tower, eagerly anticipating Goku's emergence from the Room Of Spirit And Time.

Vegeta *thinking to himself*: Just you wait, Kakarot; you shall feel the true might of an Ascended Saiyan. Better try to make every minute of your training in the Room Of Spirit And Time count, because I'm expected nothing less than the best from you. Soon, we shall finally see once and for all who is the mightiest Saiyan in the entire universe!

Washu: Oh man, that guy's ego could very well rival yours, Ryoko.

Ryoko: Shove it!

As everyone continued to recover from the events that had transpired, a small helicopter appeared over the ruined city. In it was the World Martial Arts champion himself, Mr. Satan.

Mr. Satan: Fear not, citizens! I, the World Martial Arts champion, Mr. Satan, shall save you from the wrath of the demon known as Cell! *jumps out of helicopter*

Mr. Satan leapt out of the helicopter and landed on his feet. Just as he was about to complete his dignified entrance, the pain from his landing caught up to him, forcing him to roll around on the ground in pain. All Trunks and friends could do was watch in disbelief.

Mr. Satan: *picks himself off the ground* Uhhh... don't worry, folks! I was just, er, stretching before my fight with Cell, that's all! I always get some exercise before going into battle, and rolling on the ground helps build up my energy. Err... where's Cell?

Ryoko: I'm afraid you're too late. We already took care of him.

Mr. Satan *shocked*: WHAT?!?!? But I was supposed to fight Cell and save the world!

Trunks: Sorry, he's gone. We won.

Mr. Satan *shocked*: But I'm supposed to be the hero! This can't be happening! What'll happen to my reputation if the people realize that a bunch of weird-looking kids destroyed the monster?!

Trunks: He's got a point. Who's going to take credit for destroying Cell? I can't, since being publicly recognized would compromise my secrecy.

Tenchi: Neither can I, since I just want to live a quiet life and not have to shoulder the burden of being a hero to the world.

Kiyone: Same here. Plus, I barely know anything about this world. Also, I'd hate to have to fight bare handed if I ever come across something like Cell again.

Ayeka: I'll pass. Having one planet to rule is tough enough on its own.

Washu: Agreed. I may be a scientific genius, but I doubt I can hold my own in a barroom brawl. Besides, I feel more comfortable doing experiments behind a desk than signing autographs behind a table at a bookstore.

Ryoko: Are you all nuts?! I don't care what anyone else says! I'm taking credit for the kill and becoming a hero to these people. Think about it, Tenchi- you and me ruling over this planet as king and queen! Plus, I'll have everything I ever wanted served to me on a silver platter.

Ayeka: Yes, but you'll have your face plastered everywhere on all sorts of merchandise, making it easy for people to recognize you (and do twisted things with your likeness). Plus, when they find out that you're the galaxy's most wanted space pirate, well, you can draw you own conclusions.

Ryoko: Gee, thanks for reminding me so subtlety, Ayeka. In that case, I'll let some other jerk take in the fame.

Just then, Trunks got an idea.

Trunks: Mr. Satan? I think I've got an idea that can help save your reputation. *whispers idea in Mr. Satan's ear*

Mr. Satan: Really? You think they'll buy it?

Trunks: I'm sure the public will embrace it with open arms. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go deal with a few androids.

Washu: Wait a second, Trunks! Did you just say that you're leaving to go fight a few androids, as in robots similar to Cell?

Trunks: Sort of, except they look human and aren't as powerful.

Washu: Excellent! I've always wanted to experiment on something created by someone else (it allows me to compare their superior intellect to mine)! I'm coming with you!

Ryoko: Same here! In fact, why don't we all follow you, Trunks?

Trunks: No way! It's too dangerous! Besides, this is a matter I must settle on my own.

Sasami: Aw, come on, Trunks! We promise we won't get in the way this time.

Trunks: Fine, but please keep your distance. I wouldn't want to risk any of you getting hurt again (or possibly killed).

Washu: Agreed! Let's go, Ryo-Ohki!

Ryo-Ohki: Miya! *leaps up into the air and transforms into a spaceship*

Trunks *surprised*: Did that little creature just turn into a spaceship?!

Sasami: Yup! Whenever you're ready, Trunks, lead the way!

Tenchi: Is it too late for me to back out now?

Ryoko: I'm afraid so. Besides, after standing up to Cell, this shouldn't be all that bad.

Tenchi: I guess you're right.

Ryo-Ohki pulled everyone aboard with her tractor beam. Shortly after Trunks took off, Ryo-Ohki followed closely behind, leaving a stunned Mr. Satan to deal with the oncoming news crews.

Mr. Satan *stunned*: Did that little rabbit just turn into a spaceship?! Nah! It must be a figment of my imagination. Guess I'd better lay off those weird herbal shakes for a while.

Just then, a lone newsman and cameraman approached Mr. Satan.

Phil Lensman: I'm here live in a ruined part of Shibuya, where World Martial Arts champion, Mr. Satan, is about to confront the deadly menace known as Cell. *to Mr. Satan* Sir, how do you feel about facing possibly the biggest threat mankind has ever encountered?

Mr. Satan: You should've asked me that an hour ago, because I've already beaten him.

Phil Lensman *surprised*: Really?! I mean, you don't say. How did you do it, Champ?

Mr. Satan: Well, first of all, he came flying at me very quickly while firing his little laser lights, but I wasn't scared, and I pummeled him with a furious barrage of kicks and punches. *demonstrates his kicks and punches* Then, he tried hitting me with his tail, but I grabbed ahold of it and started spinning him around and around until I let go. He landed right into a nearby building. The impact was so powerful, it caused the whole thing to collapse. Finally, the monster was begging for mercy, but I said, "Cell, you've taken the lives of so many innocent people, and the only way to pay them back is with your death!". I grabbed the demon by the neck and nailed him with my "Satan Ultra Megaton Punch". The monster exploded, and I was victorious. As I raised my hands up in victory, I said, "Let that be a lesson to anyone who tries to destroy humanity!".

Phil Lensman: Amazing! But, do you have any proof that all of this is true?

Mr. Satan: *starts sweating* Er, um, uh, well, unfortunately, nothing was left of Cell after I destroyed him, so I can't offer any proof. Besides, you dare doubt the words of the World Martial Arts champion?! If so, you'd better seal off your eyes and ears, because everything you've just seen and heard is real! *thinking to himself* I hope they buy it, or else, I'm screwed!

Phil Lensman: WOW! You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen! Mr. Satan, World Martial Arts champion, has just saved the world from Cell! Tune in for more on this story during the seven o' clock news!

Meanwhile, Trunks was heading to where the Androids were (thanks in part to tracking Piccolo's power level), with Tenchi and friends close behind. Onboard Ryo-Ohki...

Sasami: What 'cha working on, Miss Washu?

Washu: Something that'll help me get those Androids. By using spare parts from my battle armor, I'll soon be concocting a device that'll nab me my desired test subjects while (hopefully) saving Trunks from getting his hands dirty.

Elsewhere, on a small cluster of islands, Piccolo and Android 17 were slugging it out, destroying the landscape of every island they're on, while 16 and 18 watched close by.

Android 17: Had enough?

Piccolo: I haven't even caught my second wind yet.

Android 18: Look at them. They've been going at it for the past few hours now, and neither one seems to be giving in. I, on the other hand, have been stuck here in the middle of nowhere with nothing better to do. This sucks.

Android 16: Do not be frustrated, 18, for so long as we're surrounded by life, nature never gets boring.

Android 18: Yeah whatever, nature boy.

Landing on a remote island, Trunks, Tenchi and crew hid behind a bush, observing the Androids from afar.

Washu: So, those are the Androids, huh?

Trunks: Correct. The big one's 16, the one with black hair is 17, and the girl is 18. The one fighting 17 is Piccolo, my teammate. He isn't an Android.

Washu: Thanks for clearing that up. And now, it's time to pick off my test subjects.

Trunks: What do you mean "pick off"?

Washu: You'll see what I mean, once I bring this device into play. *pulls out device* It's the Washu brand EMP Sniper Rifle.

Ryoko: Looks dangerous.

Washu: It is, but just wait until you see this thing in action.

Trunks: You're going to use that thing against the Androids? You'll get yourself killed!

Washu: We'll just see about that. *looks through scope* Ladies first.

Washu fired a pin at 18, nailing her in the back of her head. A few seconds later, she fell to the ground unconscious. Quickly adjusting her aim, she targeted 16 with two pins and fired. Both pins hit the back of 16's head, sending him offline. Washu then set her sights on 17, but couldn't get a clear shot, since he was busy battling Piccolo. As the two fighters grappled with each other, 17 slammed Piccolo to the ground and was about to follow up with a large energy blast. Spotting the opening she needed, Washu rapidly fired her remaining three pins, all of which made contact on the back of 17's head, sending him spiraling to the ground and into slumber land.

Trunks *surprised*: Amazing! It actually worked! But how did you do it?

Washu: It's simple. I matched the frequency of the rifle's pins with the amplitude of the Android's brainwave activity (think tranquilizer darts for androids). It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out, but it sure takes the Universe's greatest scientific genius to get the job done.

Trunks: Now to finish what the Androids started!

Just as Trunks was about to unleash a massive blast at the inactive Androids, Washu stepped in front of Trunks.

Washu: WHOA! What do you think you're doing?! You're not going to destroy such fine specimens, not while I'm around, at least.

Trunks: You have no idea how much trouble these heartless creations have caused me. Get out of my way now, Washu, or I'll have to hurt you, too!

Suddenly, Sasami stepped in front of Washu.

Sasami: Don't do it, Trunks! I don't know what these Androids have done to you, but they're not causing any trouble right now. Please let Miss Washu experiment on them. And if you're going to have to hurt her in order to destroy the Androids, you might as well attack me, too!

Trunks *stunned*: Sasami...

Washu: Listen to me, Trunks, I can tell by your tone of voice that you're really out for blood against the Androids, but I can assure you that they won't be doing any more harm to anyone now that they're in the hands of the greatest scientific genius. Allow me to run a few experiments on them; perhaps I can even turn them into functional, upstanding citizens of society. And don't worry- those EMP pins will keep them out long enough for me to do everything I want to with them.

Trunks: Very well, then. They're all yours, Washu. However, if they start stepping out of line again, I can't promise you I'll bring them back alive next time.

Washu: Thank you, Trunks. Rest assured, they'll stay in line so long as I'm around.

Ryoko: Hey Trunks, what's your beef with those Androids, anyway?

Trunks: I'm afraid I can't tell you that. It's a secret.

Washu: Oh. Never mind, then. Mind helping me gather the Androids, Trunks?

Trunks: Sure thing.

A minute later, Trunks, Ryoko, Azaka and Kamidake gathered the three Androids and placed them next to Washu.

Washu: Thanks a ton. This ought to keep me busy for a while. *gives insane laugh*

Ayeka *whispering*: Better occupied and away from us than bored and nearby one of us.

Tenchi: Well, I think I've had enough drama to last me a few months. I say we go home and celebrate with a nice, hearty dinner. Who's with me?

Everyone (except for Trunks): YEAH!

Sasami *to Trunks*: I'm sorry about the way I acted a couple minutes ago.

Trunks: That's all right. Apology accepted.

Sasami: Care to join us for some dinner?

Trunks: Sorry, Sasami. I'm afraid I've still got some things to catch up on, mostly with my teammates and family.

Sasami: Awww. I was really hoping you'd have some dinner with us. Maybe next time?

Trunks: Perhaps. Right now, I have to go meet up with the rest of my teammates.

Sasami: Okay then. If you decide to stop on by, here's Tenchi's address.

Trunks: Thanks, Sasami. I'll make sure to swing on by when I find the time. See you later, everybody.

Everyone: Bye, Trunks! Thanks for everything!

Waving farewell to his newfound friends, Trunks took off with Piccolo and headed back to Kami's Lookout Tower.

Piccolo: What was that all about?

Trunks: It's a long story. I'll tell you all about it at Kami's Palace.

Kiyone: *Sigh!* There goes my one chance at getting a date from that guy.

Ryoko: What did you just say?

Kiyone: It's nothing, really.

Ryoko: Nothing, huh? It sounds to me like you've got a crush on Trunks.

Kiyone: *blushes* What?! That's not true! I was just muttering!

Ayeka: Sure. Something tells me you've got the hots for that hero.

Kiyone *embarrassed*: Will you all knock it off already?! The only thing I'm dying to be with right now is a nice, hot meal. But still, we should be thankful for Trunks risking his life to save ours.

Ayeka: You're right about that. Thank you, Trunks, for saving us all.

With that, team Tenchi went back to the Masaki residence to celebrate their victory over Cell with a fantastic dinner prepared by Katsuhito (Sasami was too tired to cook).

TO BE CONTINUED...
And that's it for the fifth chapter of Cell-Out! Man, what a climax! However, this story isn't over yet. Be here next time for the earth-shattering conclusion, as one person's life is forever changed by the events of Cell's rampage. Who is it and what ramifications will stem from it? Well, that's for me to know and you to find out in the sixth and final chapter of Cell-Out!

I have way too many people to thank, so I'll thank the people who've sent me the most recent feedback since I posted chapter 4 of Cell-Out: Tenko Masaki (for his honest and detailed criticism), Marlene Morales, Neo Endymnion, pinksugartea, Sayeed Tariq (for demanding that I finish the chapter sometime before 2004), Zero, David Beckett, The Guy One Cubicle Down From Where You Work, KASH (the only person who wrote to me praising Cell), Drod5, and Jared (for the most recent feedback of the bunch). All older praises can be seen in the previous chapters of Cell-Out. Most importantly, however, I'd like to thank you, the reader, for checking out this latest chapter. Oh, and the surprise will be coming at the end of the sixth chapter, so prepare thyselves. Finally, I'd like to thank everyone for being ultra-incredibly patient in waiting for chapter 5 to be completed. I've been busy writing other fanfics and working through college life and life in general, so thanks for your understanding; I hope the wait was worth it (and if you want to see my other fanfics, just send me an e-mail). Thanks so much, and remember, please please PLEASE send all feedback to insaneben@yahoo.com. See you next time for the sixth and final chapter of Cell-Out!