"Heh, heh, heh. Hey, Awst! I've got a splendidly mischievious idea. Wanna
join in?"
"Well,I guess it just depends on how mischievious it is or is not," Awst replied to Venus with a gleam in her eyes.
"How would you like to capture and torture our favorite anime characters?"
"Hmm,how can we do that??"
She thought for a moment before slowly answering. "Through the...power of...authorness?"
"Mwahaha!!!!!"Was Awst's reply which told Venus that she agreed.
"Then let's get to it! Who do we kidnap first?"
"Well,how 'bout we start with Inuyasha??"
"Inuyasha the character or simply start with that certain anime?"
"The Anime...duhh!"Awst replied airly.
"Don't duh me. Anyhoo, let's get going." With a snap of Venus's fingers, they were gone.
They twirled threw dimensions and appeared in the beautiful Fuedal Japan.
The two teenagers looked around curiously. They were clearly in the mountains and could hear a pack of wolves running up the hill.
"Uh, Awst, I didn't expect that."
"AHH! They're not slowing down!!Umm,Do they look hungry to you?" Awst gulped and shuddered as she watched them close in.
"Hai, that they do. I'm running away. Wanna go with?"
"Hell yeah!!"
They ran up the hill as fast as they could barely keeping infront of the wolves. After a while, highly irritated and out of breath, they got a small, yet efficient idea ; climb a tree! They rushed up the oak tree dodging the bites from the wolves. "Why us!?"Awst wailed.
"Cuz this was your idea."
"Are YOU blaming MEEE!!!!?"Awst retaliated by pushing her best friend.
"Yes, I am blaming you. The idea went wrong so now I'm letting you have all the credit."
"Some friend you are...WAIT...where wolves are shouldn't the wolve demon be around...hopefully Koga!"Awst said as hearts appeared in her eyes.
Venus nodded her agreement. "Well, speak of the devil. Here comes our favorite wolf demon now."
"Gaaaaaa"Awst drooled happily quickly catching herself.
"Down girl. Remember, we still have to catch him. You got that steel net ready. I've got the shock fly." Venus pulled a tiny mechanical fly out of her pocket.
Awst pulled herself out of,yet another trance,"Ohhh yeahh, ummmmm...maybe..maybe not."
Venus rolled her eyes and pulled a steel net out of her other pocket (how it fit in there only she knows) and handed it to her friend. "I'm glad that I'm always prepared."
"I'm glad Koga's so hot ohh and that your prepared!"Awst grinned as she hid the steel net behind her back and flipping her long golden hair out or the way.Koga jumped out of the whirlwind that surronds him when he runs and looked up at the two humans.
"What the hell are you two doing in my territory!? Get outta that damned tree!"
Venus looked down at Koga. "And risk being ripped to ribbons by a pack of hungry wolves? I may not be that smart, but I'm not a suicidal druggie either. Awst, you know what to do."
"Huh, ohh yeah ...Koga, do you like chicken or beef?"Awst asked slyly
"Uhhh,what kind of question is that?"Koga replied.
"Well,when we catch you,"Awst swung the net before Koga could dodge it,"we want to know what to feed you!"Awst smiled happily.
Koga tried to throw the net off of himself, but as punishment, Venus let the shock fly, well, fly. The result was a sound like one of those bug zappers and a very crispy Koga. "Bad boy!" Venus said with an evil grin that would have scared soccer moms.
"Get this god damn motherf--" Koga was cutt off by the fly's electric jolt surging through his body.
"BAD POTTY MOUTHED WOLFIE!!!!"Awst shouted at Koga.
"Excactly, my lovesick friend." The wolves now running away with fright, Venus jumped down from her branch and slung the freshly caught demon over her shoulder. "Now, let's find a hentai monk. Whaddya say?"
"Ohhh yeahh! "Awst agreed wondering how her short friend could cart Koga around on her shoulder.
Later that evening...
Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kagome were sitting around a campfire, being very bored and frustrated because they had failed to find a single shard in a week.
Miroku leaned back against his tree, almost asleep, when he heard femal giggles in the distance. He immediatly sat up and glanced around eagerly. All I need is an excuse to go find out who that is... "Well, my friends, I believe I will take a bath before settling in for the night. Please don't worry if I take a while."
Inuyasha muttered something unintelligible and the others just nodded wearily. Grinning secretly, Miroku took off. Little did he know that he was wandering right into a trap.
Venus and Awst giggled just a bit more before hearing someone give a surprised shout. "Abduction numero dos, complete!" they shouted together before running to collect their prize.
"Haha,look hes soo cute!" Awst said dragging him off to reveal a gagged Koga Sitting hog tied in a cage glaring daggers at the two girls.
Miroku went a bit blue. "What are you doing to us? Koga, what happened? Wait, don't put me in there! INUYASHA!!!"
Venus hit the monk over his head. "Dog boy can't hear you scream, hentai one. You're stuck with us. Heheheh." and she shoved him into the cage and locked the door. "Now who do we catch?"
"Ummm well, we got my two choices," she grinned sweetly and checked out the two characters then continued,"soo whats or maybe I should say whos your choice?"Awst raised her eyebrows mischiviuosly. Koga had managed to raise up and began his futal attack on the cage by slamming against it as Miroku watched ."Stop that!" Awst commanded then turned back to Venus as Koga got shocked from the fly.
Another grin spread across her face. "We'll need to have a pretty good plan for this one. Fluffy, here we come!"
Awst gasped,"You want us to catch Sesshomaru !"Koga and Miroku freezed and began to stare in disbelief.
"Of course! And I think I know how. Do you remember those bubbles we got ourselves trapped in last summer?"
"You mean the giant unbreakable bubbles that lasted for hours,"Awst winced as she remembered floating around in a huge bubble very aggravated and bored.
"Yep, those are the ones." and Venus pulled a small bottle out of her pocket that read in big yellow letters: WARNING! MUCH FLOATING AND ANNOYINGNESS!!! "Let's find his palace!"
"Okie-dokie!!" Awst winked her sky blue eyes at the two captives as the cage lifted off the ground and floated along behind the two girls as they walked towards the western lands everynow and then they would sit on top of the cage and Awst had to 'punish' Miroku as she realized he was glancing up her plaid skirt.
It took them a surprisingly short amount of time to locate the demon lord's castle. In fact, they were there the next day.
"How did they manage that?" Koga muttered under his breath. His gag had been removed so that he could breathe easier in the warm weather.
Miroku shrugged. "We may never know, and frankly, I wish not to know. I just want to go home! Where's Inuyasha when you need him!?"
"Stop whining, monk! It hurts my ears!" Koga snapped.
Awst opened up the cage and slid into it with food in her hand for the two of them and quickly shut and relocked the cage. "Food anyone?" The two looked up at her as she walked over and offered them food.
"Stupid human how can we eat it if we're tied up?"Koga snapped.
"Well,I can see your hungry,"she turned to Miroku,"open up Munk Man!"Awst slipped some food into Miroku's mouth then turned to Koga."Want some?"
Koga sighed and opened his mouth since he was so hungry.Awst finished feeding the two then unlocked the cage squeezed out and locked it back."Later boys!"She called and joined her friend.
"You must be having fun," Venus muttered as she strapped a backpack to her back. "You can watch those two while I'm gone, right?"
"Right then,don't be too long!" she gave Venus a suggestive look.
"Trust me, I won't do that so soon. I have to catch him first. Well, bye- bye!" and she took off towards the palace.
Miroku and Koga gave each other worried looks. "The only partially sane one has left us behind," the monk whined. Koga whimpered slightly. "What are you gonna do to us?"
Awst turned around and put a pouty look on her face,"Don't you two cuties trust me?"
"Not really,"Koga replied under his breathe.Awst put a hurt look on her face.She then smiled and glanced at Miroku expecting his thoughts on the matter.
"Hey,atleast she's attractive!"Miroku grinned.Awst clapped her hands and began to talk with Miroku happily as Koga laid-back not liking being coped up in a cage.
Meanwhile, Venus had poll volted over one of the walls surrounding the palace. Looking around cautiously, she pulled a bubble machine out of her bag and poured the bottle of bubbles into it. She switched it to "on" and hid in a tree to watch what would happen.
Rin, who had been playing around in the garden, looked up to see hundreds of gigantic bubbles floating towards her. She gave a small gasp of surprise and ran back inside to find Sesshomaru in his study.
"Sesshomaru-sama! The bubbles are attacking! They're gonna get me! Please help Rin!"
Sesshomaru, who had been reading a scroll at his desk, looked down at the frightened child. "What are you talking about? Bubbles can't attack. They're harmless." he said with an annoyed tone to his usually monotonous voice.
"But these can attack Rin! They're big. Really, really big! Wait! Please don't leave Rin here alone!"
The dog demon had walked out the door to prove Rin's suspicions wrong--only to be caught in a bubble twice his size that just refused to break. "Ack! Let me out of here!" he growled threateningly as his eyes turned blood red. "Rin, find Jaken and tell him to get me out of this damn thing!"
Rin ran off to find the short toad demon while Sesshomaru tried desperately to claw his way out of his prison. That's when Venus chose to leap through the study's high window. She grinned and walked over to her new "pet". "Hello, Fluffy! I hope you like your temporary home."
Sesshomaru glared at her. "Get me out of this thing you pathetic human or I will rip you apart." he muttered plainly.
"How will you rip me apart from in there?" and she took out one of those little mini fans you get at Walmart and turned it on. She steered him out of the window and jumped on top of the bubble for a free ride back to Awst and their other two captives.
Rin had gotten back with Jaken and was watching Sesshomaru float away with wide eyes. "How is Rin gonna get him back now?"
Jaken just fell over backwards (the little green wimp!) and didn't wake up. Rin took that as a que to hide him in a locked broom closet and dragged him off.
At just that time, Venus arrived with the demon lord. "Hello, all!"
Awst quickly hid the stick she had been poking Koga with behind her back and even though she knew it stuck up behind her above her head and was in clear site."Umm, hello!" She threw the stick a couple feet away and Koga let a sigh of relief.
"So thats whats human girls do if you ignore them?Hmm,Kagome never did that,"Koga whispered to Miroku knowing it would annoy Awst because she had already made it clear that she thought Kagome was an ugly slut and not worth the breath to talk about.
"What was that ,Koga? Were you talking about that fish that got away?" Awst rubbed in."Consider yourself lucky you lost an ugly girl to a mutt I think you came off good on that deal... unless you actually think skanks are good?"
"HEY!!Who do you think you are?Capturing me then insulting me as soon as I get out of these ropes that for some reason won't break I'm going to rip you into shreds and feed you to my wolves like a fish!" Koga sneered back and kicked a rock at Awst.
"Ahh!"Awst ducked just in time to dodge the rock which inturn hit the bubble Sesshomaru was in and bounced off.
"Damn! I had hoped that it would pop. You should have kicked that rock harder, wolf demon!" Sesshomaru scolded Koga with bared teeth.
"Its hard to even move with these ropes around you let alone kick!" Koga snapped back,"And my name is Koga I'm the head of my wolf tribe so show some respect!"
"Well I'm the Lord of the Western Lands. Can you top that? I don't think so!"
"So atleast I wasn't caught in a bubble!You know thats jus' soap and water!"Koga teased back.
"If it's just soap and water, then why won't it break!? Why don't you try and pop it, wolf demon!"
"Why should I,Lord Sesshomaru?"
"They arguie a lot, don't they, Awst? Should we punish them for being bad little boys?" and she held up two more shock flies.
"Ohh yeah!Hey,just not the good little hentai monk,he's been rather nice!"Awst waved at Miroku who had grinned at the two girls as he heard what they had said.
Venus shrugged. "Whatever you say." and she set the shock flies after Koga and Sesshomaru. "Be good puppies and stop fighting."
There was another sound like a bug zapper and they were suddenly quiet and black with soot.
Miroku mouthed the word 'ouch' and scooted away from Koga as he watched the demon's eyes turn red.
Venus tilted her head thoughtfully. Well, he's being more cooperative, and he might even become useful, so I guess we can just let him out, but we would have to chain him up incase. "Hey, Awst, maybe Miroku deserves a reward for his behavior."
"Ou, Ou ,whatcha wanna do!!"Awst jumped up and down happily not noticing Miroku's head bobbing up and down watching her (not her face either).
"Well, we'd have to watch him closer, and chain him up, but if you want to, we can let him out of the cage. I think you got him, ahem," Venus had noticed what Miroku was staring at. "under your, erm, spell."
Awst stopped jumping and had a questioning look on her face "Whats that suppose to mean?Hey,Sess's bubbles about to pop lets put him in and let Miroku out..only if you promise not to leave my side until we get you tied up,"Awst said turning towards Miroku.
"I give you my word," Miroku said honestly.
Venus tossed Awst the keys and positioned Fluffy's bubble in an extra door on top of the cage and opened the door. She took a pin and popped the weakened bubble, slamed the door shut and locked it. "Now, let Miroku out, Awst."
"I already did while you were putting him in..now where's the chain we're going to rap his hand in so I can lead him around?"
Venus pulled it out of her pocket and handed it to Awst. "There ya go."
"Sweet!C'mon give me your hand, Miroku,"she said to Miroku who was at her side.He did as he was told 'Now I only have one open hand to grope with'he thought to himself regrettingly since he hadn't had the chance to grope either one he did it as soon as Awst was preoccupied with wrapping the chain around his right hand.
"Ack!Miroku, no touchie!" she slapped his hand and finished tying the chain up and locked it for extra precaution.
Venus raised an eyebrow before attempting to revive Fluffy from unconsciousnes. "I had almost forgotten about his groping issue. Fluffy? Hey, Lord Fluff-maru, wake up?"
Sesshomaru groaned painfully but stayed as he was.
"Ah, he'll wake up later, but it was still a wasted effort."
"Yeah, it was! Soo...do you want anyone else from this dimension?" Awst asked thoughtfully, holding Miroku's leash tight in her hands.
Venus tilted her head again. "Well... we could capture Naraku just to torture his sorry ass... or do you want to come back here after we've caught a bunch of hotties and then torture him?"
"Let's go to another place. How about Trigun?" Awst jestured to a swirling portal that had popped out of nowhere.
"Sure. You take Miroku through and I'll push these two in their cage. Let's go."
The five people got through the portal and ended up in the world of Trigun. It was dusty, hot, and they were in the middle of "Nowheresville!" So, Venus got a few bubbles out of thin air for them to ride in and on. In about an hour, they had reached a small, obviously poor town that smelled of one thing: drunkards.
"Oh yeah, we'll find Vash and Wolfwood here alright." Venus said before jumping off of Sesshomaru's bubble. She had chained him up because carting that cage around was just too much work. Of course, she had done the same to Koga. Venus turned to the two demons. "I hope that you both have enough sense to know that you're only going to get home through us, so please make it easier on yourselves and don't run off."
They grudgingly nodded and their bubbles popped. Venus took hold of Fluffy's chains and looked up at Awst. "Do you want to lead Koga around too?"
Awst smiled. "What teenage anime obsessed girl wouldn't want to lead two hot guys around by chains!?"She grabbed Koga's chain and headed off to the nearest Saloon.
Venus shrugged. "I see you're point." and she turned her attention back to Sesshomaru, who was giving her a very pissed off look. "I have a feeling that finding Vash 'n Wolfwood isn't going to be quite as easy as catching you, Koga, and Miroku. We'd better rent a hotel room." and she dragged her captive off.
"Well,I guess it just depends on how mischievious it is or is not," Awst replied to Venus with a gleam in her eyes.
"How would you like to capture and torture our favorite anime characters?"
"Hmm,how can we do that??"
She thought for a moment before slowly answering. "Through the...power of...authorness?"
"Mwahaha!!!!!"Was Awst's reply which told Venus that she agreed.
"Then let's get to it! Who do we kidnap first?"
"Well,how 'bout we start with Inuyasha??"
"Inuyasha the character or simply start with that certain anime?"
"The Anime...duhh!"Awst replied airly.
"Don't duh me. Anyhoo, let's get going." With a snap of Venus's fingers, they were gone.
They twirled threw dimensions and appeared in the beautiful Fuedal Japan.
The two teenagers looked around curiously. They were clearly in the mountains and could hear a pack of wolves running up the hill.
"Uh, Awst, I didn't expect that."
"AHH! They're not slowing down!!Umm,Do they look hungry to you?" Awst gulped and shuddered as she watched them close in.
"Hai, that they do. I'm running away. Wanna go with?"
"Hell yeah!!"
They ran up the hill as fast as they could barely keeping infront of the wolves. After a while, highly irritated and out of breath, they got a small, yet efficient idea ; climb a tree! They rushed up the oak tree dodging the bites from the wolves. "Why us!?"Awst wailed.
"Cuz this was your idea."
"Are YOU blaming MEEE!!!!?"Awst retaliated by pushing her best friend.
"Yes, I am blaming you. The idea went wrong so now I'm letting you have all the credit."
"Some friend you are...WAIT...where wolves are shouldn't the wolve demon be around...hopefully Koga!"Awst said as hearts appeared in her eyes.
Venus nodded her agreement. "Well, speak of the devil. Here comes our favorite wolf demon now."
"Gaaaaaa"Awst drooled happily quickly catching herself.
"Down girl. Remember, we still have to catch him. You got that steel net ready. I've got the shock fly." Venus pulled a tiny mechanical fly out of her pocket.
Awst pulled herself out of,yet another trance,"Ohhh yeahh, ummmmm...maybe..maybe not."
Venus rolled her eyes and pulled a steel net out of her other pocket (how it fit in there only she knows) and handed it to her friend. "I'm glad that I'm always prepared."
"I'm glad Koga's so hot ohh and that your prepared!"Awst grinned as she hid the steel net behind her back and flipping her long golden hair out or the way.Koga jumped out of the whirlwind that surronds him when he runs and looked up at the two humans.
"What the hell are you two doing in my territory!? Get outta that damned tree!"
Venus looked down at Koga. "And risk being ripped to ribbons by a pack of hungry wolves? I may not be that smart, but I'm not a suicidal druggie either. Awst, you know what to do."
"Huh, ohh yeah ...Koga, do you like chicken or beef?"Awst asked slyly
"Uhhh,what kind of question is that?"Koga replied.
"Well,when we catch you,"Awst swung the net before Koga could dodge it,"we want to know what to feed you!"Awst smiled happily.
Koga tried to throw the net off of himself, but as punishment, Venus let the shock fly, well, fly. The result was a sound like one of those bug zappers and a very crispy Koga. "Bad boy!" Venus said with an evil grin that would have scared soccer moms.
"Get this god damn motherf--" Koga was cutt off by the fly's electric jolt surging through his body.
"BAD POTTY MOUTHED WOLFIE!!!!"Awst shouted at Koga.
"Excactly, my lovesick friend." The wolves now running away with fright, Venus jumped down from her branch and slung the freshly caught demon over her shoulder. "Now, let's find a hentai monk. Whaddya say?"
"Ohhh yeahh! "Awst agreed wondering how her short friend could cart Koga around on her shoulder.
Later that evening...
Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kagome were sitting around a campfire, being very bored and frustrated because they had failed to find a single shard in a week.
Miroku leaned back against his tree, almost asleep, when he heard femal giggles in the distance. He immediatly sat up and glanced around eagerly. All I need is an excuse to go find out who that is... "Well, my friends, I believe I will take a bath before settling in for the night. Please don't worry if I take a while."
Inuyasha muttered something unintelligible and the others just nodded wearily. Grinning secretly, Miroku took off. Little did he know that he was wandering right into a trap.
Venus and Awst giggled just a bit more before hearing someone give a surprised shout. "Abduction numero dos, complete!" they shouted together before running to collect their prize.
"Haha,look hes soo cute!" Awst said dragging him off to reveal a gagged Koga Sitting hog tied in a cage glaring daggers at the two girls.
Miroku went a bit blue. "What are you doing to us? Koga, what happened? Wait, don't put me in there! INUYASHA!!!"
Venus hit the monk over his head. "Dog boy can't hear you scream, hentai one. You're stuck with us. Heheheh." and she shoved him into the cage and locked the door. "Now who do we catch?"
"Ummm well, we got my two choices," she grinned sweetly and checked out the two characters then continued,"soo whats or maybe I should say whos your choice?"Awst raised her eyebrows mischiviuosly. Koga had managed to raise up and began his futal attack on the cage by slamming against it as Miroku watched ."Stop that!" Awst commanded then turned back to Venus as Koga got shocked from the fly.
Another grin spread across her face. "We'll need to have a pretty good plan for this one. Fluffy, here we come!"
Awst gasped,"You want us to catch Sesshomaru !"Koga and Miroku freezed and began to stare in disbelief.
"Of course! And I think I know how. Do you remember those bubbles we got ourselves trapped in last summer?"
"You mean the giant unbreakable bubbles that lasted for hours,"Awst winced as she remembered floating around in a huge bubble very aggravated and bored.
"Yep, those are the ones." and Venus pulled a small bottle out of her pocket that read in big yellow letters: WARNING! MUCH FLOATING AND ANNOYINGNESS!!! "Let's find his palace!"
"Okie-dokie!!" Awst winked her sky blue eyes at the two captives as the cage lifted off the ground and floated along behind the two girls as they walked towards the western lands everynow and then they would sit on top of the cage and Awst had to 'punish' Miroku as she realized he was glancing up her plaid skirt.
It took them a surprisingly short amount of time to locate the demon lord's castle. In fact, they were there the next day.
"How did they manage that?" Koga muttered under his breath. His gag had been removed so that he could breathe easier in the warm weather.
Miroku shrugged. "We may never know, and frankly, I wish not to know. I just want to go home! Where's Inuyasha when you need him!?"
"Stop whining, monk! It hurts my ears!" Koga snapped.
Awst opened up the cage and slid into it with food in her hand for the two of them and quickly shut and relocked the cage. "Food anyone?" The two looked up at her as she walked over and offered them food.
"Stupid human how can we eat it if we're tied up?"Koga snapped.
"Well,I can see your hungry,"she turned to Miroku,"open up Munk Man!"Awst slipped some food into Miroku's mouth then turned to Koga."Want some?"
Koga sighed and opened his mouth since he was so hungry.Awst finished feeding the two then unlocked the cage squeezed out and locked it back."Later boys!"She called and joined her friend.
"You must be having fun," Venus muttered as she strapped a backpack to her back. "You can watch those two while I'm gone, right?"
"Right then,don't be too long!" she gave Venus a suggestive look.
"Trust me, I won't do that so soon. I have to catch him first. Well, bye- bye!" and she took off towards the palace.
Miroku and Koga gave each other worried looks. "The only partially sane one has left us behind," the monk whined. Koga whimpered slightly. "What are you gonna do to us?"
Awst turned around and put a pouty look on her face,"Don't you two cuties trust me?"
"Not really,"Koga replied under his breathe.Awst put a hurt look on her face.She then smiled and glanced at Miroku expecting his thoughts on the matter.
"Hey,atleast she's attractive!"Miroku grinned.Awst clapped her hands and began to talk with Miroku happily as Koga laid-back not liking being coped up in a cage.
Meanwhile, Venus had poll volted over one of the walls surrounding the palace. Looking around cautiously, she pulled a bubble machine out of her bag and poured the bottle of bubbles into it. She switched it to "on" and hid in a tree to watch what would happen.
Rin, who had been playing around in the garden, looked up to see hundreds of gigantic bubbles floating towards her. She gave a small gasp of surprise and ran back inside to find Sesshomaru in his study.
"Sesshomaru-sama! The bubbles are attacking! They're gonna get me! Please help Rin!"
Sesshomaru, who had been reading a scroll at his desk, looked down at the frightened child. "What are you talking about? Bubbles can't attack. They're harmless." he said with an annoyed tone to his usually monotonous voice.
"But these can attack Rin! They're big. Really, really big! Wait! Please don't leave Rin here alone!"
The dog demon had walked out the door to prove Rin's suspicions wrong--only to be caught in a bubble twice his size that just refused to break. "Ack! Let me out of here!" he growled threateningly as his eyes turned blood red. "Rin, find Jaken and tell him to get me out of this damn thing!"
Rin ran off to find the short toad demon while Sesshomaru tried desperately to claw his way out of his prison. That's when Venus chose to leap through the study's high window. She grinned and walked over to her new "pet". "Hello, Fluffy! I hope you like your temporary home."
Sesshomaru glared at her. "Get me out of this thing you pathetic human or I will rip you apart." he muttered plainly.
"How will you rip me apart from in there?" and she took out one of those little mini fans you get at Walmart and turned it on. She steered him out of the window and jumped on top of the bubble for a free ride back to Awst and their other two captives.
Rin had gotten back with Jaken and was watching Sesshomaru float away with wide eyes. "How is Rin gonna get him back now?"
Jaken just fell over backwards (the little green wimp!) and didn't wake up. Rin took that as a que to hide him in a locked broom closet and dragged him off.
At just that time, Venus arrived with the demon lord. "Hello, all!"
Awst quickly hid the stick she had been poking Koga with behind her back and even though she knew it stuck up behind her above her head and was in clear site."Umm, hello!" She threw the stick a couple feet away and Koga let a sigh of relief.
"So thats whats human girls do if you ignore them?Hmm,Kagome never did that,"Koga whispered to Miroku knowing it would annoy Awst because she had already made it clear that she thought Kagome was an ugly slut and not worth the breath to talk about.
"What was that ,Koga? Were you talking about that fish that got away?" Awst rubbed in."Consider yourself lucky you lost an ugly girl to a mutt I think you came off good on that deal... unless you actually think skanks are good?"
"HEY!!Who do you think you are?Capturing me then insulting me as soon as I get out of these ropes that for some reason won't break I'm going to rip you into shreds and feed you to my wolves like a fish!" Koga sneered back and kicked a rock at Awst.
"Ahh!"Awst ducked just in time to dodge the rock which inturn hit the bubble Sesshomaru was in and bounced off.
"Damn! I had hoped that it would pop. You should have kicked that rock harder, wolf demon!" Sesshomaru scolded Koga with bared teeth.
"Its hard to even move with these ropes around you let alone kick!" Koga snapped back,"And my name is Koga I'm the head of my wolf tribe so show some respect!"
"Well I'm the Lord of the Western Lands. Can you top that? I don't think so!"
"So atleast I wasn't caught in a bubble!You know thats jus' soap and water!"Koga teased back.
"If it's just soap and water, then why won't it break!? Why don't you try and pop it, wolf demon!"
"Why should I,Lord Sesshomaru?"
"They arguie a lot, don't they, Awst? Should we punish them for being bad little boys?" and she held up two more shock flies.
"Ohh yeah!Hey,just not the good little hentai monk,he's been rather nice!"Awst waved at Miroku who had grinned at the two girls as he heard what they had said.
Venus shrugged. "Whatever you say." and she set the shock flies after Koga and Sesshomaru. "Be good puppies and stop fighting."
There was another sound like a bug zapper and they were suddenly quiet and black with soot.
Miroku mouthed the word 'ouch' and scooted away from Koga as he watched the demon's eyes turn red.
Venus tilted her head thoughtfully. Well, he's being more cooperative, and he might even become useful, so I guess we can just let him out, but we would have to chain him up incase. "Hey, Awst, maybe Miroku deserves a reward for his behavior."
"Ou, Ou ,whatcha wanna do!!"Awst jumped up and down happily not noticing Miroku's head bobbing up and down watching her (not her face either).
"Well, we'd have to watch him closer, and chain him up, but if you want to, we can let him out of the cage. I think you got him, ahem," Venus had noticed what Miroku was staring at. "under your, erm, spell."
Awst stopped jumping and had a questioning look on her face "Whats that suppose to mean?Hey,Sess's bubbles about to pop lets put him in and let Miroku out..only if you promise not to leave my side until we get you tied up,"Awst said turning towards Miroku.
"I give you my word," Miroku said honestly.
Venus tossed Awst the keys and positioned Fluffy's bubble in an extra door on top of the cage and opened the door. She took a pin and popped the weakened bubble, slamed the door shut and locked it. "Now, let Miroku out, Awst."
"I already did while you were putting him in..now where's the chain we're going to rap his hand in so I can lead him around?"
Venus pulled it out of her pocket and handed it to Awst. "There ya go."
"Sweet!C'mon give me your hand, Miroku,"she said to Miroku who was at her side.He did as he was told 'Now I only have one open hand to grope with'he thought to himself regrettingly since he hadn't had the chance to grope either one he did it as soon as Awst was preoccupied with wrapping the chain around his right hand.
"Ack!Miroku, no touchie!" she slapped his hand and finished tying the chain up and locked it for extra precaution.
Venus raised an eyebrow before attempting to revive Fluffy from unconsciousnes. "I had almost forgotten about his groping issue. Fluffy? Hey, Lord Fluff-maru, wake up?"
Sesshomaru groaned painfully but stayed as he was.
"Ah, he'll wake up later, but it was still a wasted effort."
"Yeah, it was! Soo...do you want anyone else from this dimension?" Awst asked thoughtfully, holding Miroku's leash tight in her hands.
Venus tilted her head again. "Well... we could capture Naraku just to torture his sorry ass... or do you want to come back here after we've caught a bunch of hotties and then torture him?"
"Let's go to another place. How about Trigun?" Awst jestured to a swirling portal that had popped out of nowhere.
"Sure. You take Miroku through and I'll push these two in their cage. Let's go."
The five people got through the portal and ended up in the world of Trigun. It was dusty, hot, and they were in the middle of "Nowheresville!" So, Venus got a few bubbles out of thin air for them to ride in and on. In about an hour, they had reached a small, obviously poor town that smelled of one thing: drunkards.
"Oh yeah, we'll find Vash and Wolfwood here alright." Venus said before jumping off of Sesshomaru's bubble. She had chained him up because carting that cage around was just too much work. Of course, she had done the same to Koga. Venus turned to the two demons. "I hope that you both have enough sense to know that you're only going to get home through us, so please make it easier on yourselves and don't run off."
They grudgingly nodded and their bubbles popped. Venus took hold of Fluffy's chains and looked up at Awst. "Do you want to lead Koga around too?"
Awst smiled. "What teenage anime obsessed girl wouldn't want to lead two hot guys around by chains!?"She grabbed Koga's chain and headed off to the nearest Saloon.
Venus shrugged. "I see you're point." and she turned her attention back to Sesshomaru, who was giving her a very pissed off look. "I have a feeling that finding Vash 'n Wolfwood isn't going to be quite as easy as catching you, Koga, and Miroku. We'd better rent a hotel room." and she dragged her captive off.
