Awst held the chains tight as she walked into the saloon. She glanced around hesitantly.

"Miroku, do you see a really tall guy with spikey blonde hair and a red trench coat?" she mumbled to the only one of the captives that would talk to her.

Miroku looked around the sparcely populated bar and noticed a man fitting the description sitting beside a priest. "Is that him?"

Awst's head perked up. "YES! We've already found him! Good job, Miroku!" she wrapped her arms around Miroku as a thank you. "Now, I can't capture him with you two here. Let's find Venus and Fluff-maru and get a plan." she lead the two men out and to the hotel.

Venus handed the inn keeper the money for two rooms and lead Fluffy upstairs. "Let's see...rooms 142 and 143...found 'em!" she pushed open the door to 142 and stifled a scream. Besides two huge holes in the ceiling, a rat the size of her own head was sitting in the window sill. "Sesshomaru, kill it! Please!"

Sesshomaru walked over to the overgrown rodent, picked it up by its tail, and tossed it out the broken window. "Disgusting." he muttered as Awst walked in with her captives.

Awst looked around disgusted. "Please, tell me you did not pay more than a penny for this dumpster!"

"Unfortunately, I did pay more than a penny. But hey, its the best room the guy could offer, 'n we got the second best next door."

Sesshomaru shook his head. "I would hate to have been stuck with the worst of the rooms."

Awst gulped. "So, who stays in what room with who?"

Koga sniffed the air and whispered to Awst. "You know, I think I'd prefer the other room, unless you want to sleep in a room someone was killed in."

Awst's face froze. "How do you know?"

"I smell human death in this room, you stupid wench!" he mumbled back. Miroku watched as Awst and Koga whispered violently back and forth.

"FINE THEN! The Royal Puppy Pain wants the second rate room!" Awst announced loudly.

Venus blinked a couple times. "Okay then, whatever you want. Well, if you have to, leave Koga and Miroku here with me. I'm gonna take a little nap," and she pulled back the blanket on the bed--to reveal a pool of blood. "EEEKK!!!"

Awst blinked at the sight. "Wow...Koga was right...someone did die in here!" She turned to Koga. "Thank you! I'm sooo glad that wasn't me!"

Fluffy sniffed the air a bit and looked at the bed closer. He got on his knees and stuck an arm under the bed, dragging out the gored body of some poor soul a moment later. "I believe I found the body."

Venus fainted on the spot.

Awst turned and shrieked as she ducked behind Koga. Using him for support, she stuttered in his ear, "The b-body's s-still here!?

Koga rolled his eyes. "It's just a decapitated body."

"Yes, but unlike us, Koga, she isn't accustomed the seeing that kind of thing," and Miroku patted Awst's shoulder comfortingly.

"The monk's right, wolf demon," Sesshomaru agreed as he tossed the body out the window. "But at least Awst didn't pass out." He looked down at Venus. "Poor girl," and he glanced at the bloody bed. "I doubt we'll be putting anything on that thing." she he just put his fur boa under her unconscious body. "That'll do."

Awst smiled to herself. 'Go Venus, go Venus, go-go-go Venus! She's gonna love waking up there!' "Well, can you use your nose to sniff out the other room?" she gave Koga a pleading look.

Koga shrugged. "It's next door. But weren't you going to catch that one person?"

"Well, yeah I was--but--well Venus is not really capable of watching you guys and...ohh well! Ya'll know you can't leave without us!" Awst replied. She then pulled Koga to the side of the room. "Can you make sure that hentai man doesn't, well, be hentai wit' my buddie?"

Koga lowered his voice so that Seshomaru couldn't hear. "I don't think you'll have to worry about me guarding her. It seems the great demon Lord Fluff-maru has gotten rather attached to your human friend."

Awst smiled sweetly and Koga found himself glad he was there.

"Well, I hope you like crazy blondies! 'Cuz the next on's a really crazy person!" she waved bye to everyone and and set off towards the saloon.

Miroku glanced at the vulnerable Venus, whom Sesshomaru had put in his lap, because, well, the floor wasn't that clean to begin with. The monk edged closer and grinned evilly.

The dog demon held Venus closer and growled, "Grope her and die, hentai."

Miroku frowned and flopped down in the center of the room. Koga snickered from his spot by the door.

Awst walked into the saloon and noticed Vash the Stampede and Nicholas Wolfwood were still there..still drinking.Awst walked up.

"Can I join you?"

Vash nodded,"Sure, why not?"

Wolfwood just shrugged,"I was about to be on my way to the Inn myself.But Vash here'll keep ya' company.See ya!"

"Later, Wolfwood,"and Vash turned to Awst."So whats your name?"

"Ohh,my name is Awstin,but call me Awst!"She paused,"I think I already know ,but whats your name?"she sat down and took a sip of her drink knowingly.

"Uhh,I'm Vash.So, are you in town for anything inpaticular?"

"Just as I thought,"she noticed his eye twitch ,"Don't worry!I'm not after you for the money like everyone else..the money wouldn't do me anygood!"Awst encouraged sweetly.

"Then why are you after me?Are you just out to kill me or something?"Vash shifted his weight uncomfortingly in his bar stool.

"No, not to kill you...as you can see,Mr. Vash,I'm a realitivly small person,"she watched as Vash scanned her body with gleaming eyes,"anywho...my face is up here, Vash!Anywho,I run into a lot of trouble and well...I need lessons .."she watched as it sank into Vash's head.

"Oh!You want me to teach you how to use a gun!Okay,I'll help you out with that.When do you --wait a second.Maybe I shouldn't teach you ..."Vash tilted his head in thought.

"Please Vash,please!"she leaned forward and rested her head on his shoulder bashing her eyelashes hopefully.

Vash blushed and scratched the back of his head."Well,uhh,how could I resist a beautiful young lady like you?I suppose I could teach you."

She glomped him happily."Thank you,thank you,thank you!I've admired you for a REAL long time!Ohh!You're soo cute!"

Vash blushed even deeper."Well,heh,heh, thats quite a compliment.So,erm,when should we da--uh,get started with your lessons?"

He stutters a lot doesn'the?Awst thought to herself as she raised up.

"Well,I figure we should definatly be away from anyone else so--where is somewhere we can be alone and when..I think tonight will do me well,how 'bout you?"Awst inquired knowing it sounded a little hentai.

He knodded vigorusly,"Yep , that sounds great to me !Lets go!" and he let Awst lead him from the sallon.

Meanwhile!

Wolfwood walked up the stairs of the Inn to room 144.He hadn't much liked the room hell it made him sick to look at the bed knowing that rats probably made their nests in it.But it was shelter,evenif it did have a hole in the roof.Sighing wearily,Wolfwood checked the bed for any noticable rodents and flopped down.For a few moments he napped peacefully...until a shock fly stunned him *another bug zapper sound*.

Venus walked into the room chained up Wolfwood's hands and happily dragged him into her own room just down the hall.

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Awst joked and laughed as they walked into the surronding desert.She felt the container of bubbles in her pocket.

"Vash,I want you to know I really like you!"Awst said quietly to Vash,"thats the real reason I came out here."

Vash grinned and put an arm around her small shoulders."Well, if thats the real reason we're out here then just name what you would like to do!"

"I want to ...be with you .."she paused slipping out the bubbles,"..forever!" she blew a bubble and watched Vash's expression change from sly and happy to confused and worried.

"Hey,this thing won't break!What did you do?HELP!"and he pushed against the sides of the bubble futilily."What are you gonna do to me!?"

"Keep you for a while with the others.Ohh--and--travel through diemensions!"she hopped onto the bubble for a free ride and soon they were back at the Inn room.

Back at the hotel...

Sesshomaru grumbled angrily as Venus sweet talked the now conscious Wolfwood. 'And I was beginning to enjoy her attention, too!' The dog demon glared daggers at the priest.

Awst walked in humming as Vash sat shooting his gun pointlessly at the bubble. 'The bullets just seem to disappear!' His thoughts were interrupted when he noticed Wolfwood. "Hey! What the hell? Who are these people and why is Wolfwood chained up on... a bed... next to a...girl!?"

"It's a long story," Koga answered. "And you're just wasting ammo, ya know. It's not like those two are gonna kill you, and that bubble is unbreakable."

"GOOD KOGA!" Awst smiled and patted his head teasingly. Koga shot daggers that could kill back at her. Awst side-stepped. "So...I guess I keep Vash, Miroku, and Koga in my room tonight?"

Venus nodded. "I'll keep the other two. Well, night-night!"

'Heh heh...Two more captures. And I really can't decide between Wolfwood or Fluffy. Besides that, I highly doubt me 'n Awst are through collecting hotty captives.'

Next morning...

Another portal was swirling in Venus's room. With huge grins, the teenage fangirls lead their crushes through to the world of Yu Yu Hakusho!The swarms of people walked by them noticing nothing of the two chained men and the odd clothing off the people or the portal that disappeared with a small pop and the girls unchained the two captives explianing the only way they'd ever get back was with them.