"Well now, should we get a hotel room or what?" Awst inquired looking at
Venus curiously,"ohh by the way did you leave a note for your mom?"
Venus sweatdropped. "Erm, no, I didn't. Did you?"
"Well ,ummmm..yes no maybe so?"Awst then added rather quietly, "I can't remember if I did or not!"A image of Awst's mom searching the whole town flashed up in her head followed by her mom calling milatary forces.She had almost done that before but Awst had shown up when she was half-way through dialing the number.
Venus rolled her eyes. "In other words, ya probably didn't. Anyhoo, let's go rent a hotel room."
"Okie dookie!"Awst swung around on her heal wapping a short woman on her head."...whoops..."
Later that night!
Venus and Awst crept through the bushes, trying to catch a napping Hiei by surprise. I emphasize the word, "trying".
Awst was clinnging to Venus' thigh whining ,"MALL,MALL,MALL,MALL,MALL!!!"
Venus looked back at her and muttered through clenched teeth, "We'll go to the fucking mall later, Awst! Hiei's gonna be the hardest to catch so I wanna get him for you by surprise. If you wake him up with your babbling we'll never get him!" and she tried in vain to kick the other girl off her leg.
"Too late,"Hiei's voice came from above where he stood on a branch with his arms crossed.
Venus cringed and looked back down at Awst with a look of 'I told you so' before yelling out for her current captives. "FLUFFY-SAMAAAA!!! WOLFWOOOOD!!! HIEI'S GONNA HURT US!!!"
From their hotel room in the city nearby, Sesshomaru tilted his head and looked at the other captives. "Did either one of you hear that?"
Koga lied because he was eating and was feeling too lazy to help out,"Nope."
Vash looked over at Sesshomaru. "Are you sure you don't have a fever or something? If you're sick you might be hearing voices."
"I don't get fevers, you baka!" Sesshomaru snapped back, and then thought to himself, 'Maybe I was just imagining that. Oh well.' And he shrugged and concentrated on taking a nap.
Awst screamed and dodged Heie's sword by jumping behind a tree.She cringed as the blade made a dent in the tree that nearly slashed it in half. She backed up several steps and sighed. "Umm,can we help you?...WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING US!!!!!!!!"Awst whined trying to weasel her way out of her demise. She glanced around for the other girl. No person found."Okay...why are you attacking me?!"
"I read your mind, baka. How sick can you and your friend be?" and he tried once again to kill Awst.
Awst ducked realizing the grin on Hiei's face, 'Uhh!Hes toying with me!Hmph!How dare he!!'
From her hiding place in a bush, Venus winced as her friend dodged blow after blow. A bit guiltily, she snuck away from her bush and quietly tip- toed away--only to be confronted by a certain redheaded kitsune. She winced again. "Are you gonna try to kill us, too?"
"No, I probably won't kill you. Just hurt you..that you can be sure of!"he said with a charmingly evil grin.
'For being so damn hot he can be even more annoying,' "Then, I'll have to disappoint you. Bye-bye!" and Venus took off in the other direction as fast as humanly possible.
Hiei paused ,good thing for Awst because she had fallen down and quickly took this time to run/crawl away, "You scared her rather well,Kurama, anyway, Awst ,don't go too far,"Hiei grinned and looked at the fear struck Awst.
"How'd you know my name and I could've swore you didn't see me move..EEK!!"Awst screamed as Hiei appeared right infront of her.
"I already told you that. I can read minds. How much of an idiot are you?"
"Not as big of one you are!"Awst growled and raised her knee up as hard as she could. Ha ha ha ha ha!Caught you off guard didn't I?!
Hiei gasped with pain and bent down to his knees, shouting every curse and bad word known to man and demonkind.
Meanwhile, Venus had found a new refuge up in a tree, and was laughing her ass off at Hiei. But that caught Kurama's attention, and she was off and running again, clumsily dodging his rose whip. Without even turning her head or slowing down, she shouted, "Hang in there, Awst! I'm gonna get help! Sesshomaru help us!!!"
Koga looked over at Sesshomaru. He had finished his meal and was bored with the 'television',"All right Sesshomaro,I heard your woman yelling for you...I heard earlier too but you know,"Koga shrugged off the matter and stood up as Sesshomaru did,"I'll go too."
The dog demon stared down at Koga. "You do realize that if they die, we don't go home, right? And you chose to stuff your mouth instead of help them?"
"...I was hungry,anyway they've lived this long haven't they?"
"They're only humans, wolf. Strange humans with even stranger ways of fighting, albeit, but still just humans. In other words, move your ass and help me kill whatever's trying to kill them!" and Sesshomaru stalked out of the hotel room.
Koga jolted from the hotel window and headed towards the scent of his captor.He arrived in the woods of the park.He then seen Awst running as fast as she could towardz him.Closer and closer then she glomped him.
"THANK GOD! I thought I was gonna' die!"she wrapped her arms around the dumbfounded Koga even tighter than before,"watch out ... hes smart and fast and strong and he can read minds..."
Koga cutt her off with a finger to her mouth.
"I get the picture!Is that him?"
"Yes," Hiei answered for Awst after appearing behind the wolf demon. "And just how do you expect to defeat me?"
"Very easily!" Koga growled setting Awst aside out of danger.Awst glanced around watching the sparks fly.
Venus continued to run from the kitsune, calling out for her captives in hope that someone would save her from a particularly ornrey Kurama. Then she heard a loud thump and felt someone grab her around the waist from behind.
"Stop running! I knocked him out." Sesshomaru said as he scooped her up into his arms and took off towards the hotel again.
Venus gave a relieved sigh and held on to Sesshomaru's neck as tight as she could, without choking him that is.
Hiei and Koga were dead even in the blows delivered and the hits taken.They dodged around and ran all over . Awst had stopped watching the fight closely for when she did she got dizzy from it.
"KOGA STOP!" Awst yelled realizing they were fighting to kill and she needed Hiei alive to capture and needed Koga alive to be protected by.
Koga looked over his shoulder and gritted his teeth. "Whaddya mean 'stop'!? He'll chop off my head otherwise!"
"Then get me and leave! We're not here to kill anyone!" Awst replied and watched Hiei lunge forward in an attempt to kill Koga but Koga knew what foul play was and had expected that so he was ready. He jolted towards Awst and nabbed her up in his arms and they were gone.
Wolfwood looked out the hotel window and noticed four figures walking up the sidewalk. "Well, they're back, 'n they don't have anyone else with 'em either." He turned to Vash. "Ya think they might not be able to get whoever they're wantin'?"
"Well,they caught us so they'll probably be able to take a different angle and catch the people they're wantin'..how much you wanna bet its more guys?" Vash replied
"I wish it would be more ladies1"Miroku replied to the two other captives,"Those two are fine but theres a problem with the numbers!"
"Well I highly doubt they'll be draggin' a couple more chicks here, monk, so you're outta luck. Unless of course they don't care what gender there bed buddies are, but I really don't think they're gonna have it with another chick." And Wolfwood took a seat on one of the beds.
Vash blinked then grinned,"Shes using you as a bed buddy?Wow, I wish I was that lucky with Awst!"
Miroku grinned ,"So do I,so do I."
Wolfwood sweatdropped. "Actually, she isn't using me as a bed buddy. Are they using either of us as bed buddies?" and he looked around at the other captives.
"No, but they look rather friendly with the other two!" Miroku glanced out the window where the two girls were hugging the demons and thanking them.
"Hey, Vash," Wolfwood looked over at the window and grinned. "Wanna try and give those two a nice little surprise?"
"Sure ! What can we do ?" he looked at Miroku and then Wolfwood with a smile on his face.
"Well, there are several ways we could go about this," Miroku said thoughtfully. "We could catch them in the shower, sneak up on them while they're dressing, and just about anything our hentai little minds can think of."
Wolfwood nodded in approval. "Ya know your stuff, monk. So, let's decide what we're gonna do before they get back up here!"
"Lets just get them both at once...its a lot easier that way..." Miroku's voice drifted off as he thought of away to peep at the two girls at once.
Vash piped up, "Hey! We only have one room rented this time. So they have to change sometime!"
The other captives nodded their agreement. "So, when they go in the bathroom to change, we just slide open the door, and we've got a peep show!" They all shouted with their hentai minds approval.
Miroku looked out the doorway to see the foursome walking up the hall. He shut the door without being detected and whispered to the other peeps,"We can't do anything with those two here so we gotta get them out somehow but they should be in hearing distance soon so shh!"
Venus kicked open the door a few moments later, her hair needing much grooming. Awst, Sesshomaru, and Koga followed her in. None of them looked happy.
"Awst, next time we go somewhere to catch a hot anime guy, DO NOT start shouting about your wishes of malling in Japan. If it weren't for Fluffy- sama and Wolf-boy here, we woulda been toast due to your large mouth."
'Blah, blah, bla, bla, blah, blah...does she ever stop complaining?! Awst rolled her eyes. "I need to change," Awst broke in on Venus' nagging.
"Not before me, motor mouth!" and she walked towards the bathroom after grabbing some clothes out of the nearby closet.
Awst darted infront of Venus with her p.j.s in her hand , "I claimed it first!"Awst locked her eyes onto Venus' and they were in a staring contest and the prize was superiority..and dibs on the bathroom.
Sesshomaru looked down at Koga and muttered through the corner of his mouth, "Wanna go scout for anyone who might have followed us here? This is about to get ugly."
" Not litterally,I think they're too hot to get ugly but this is gonna hurt my ears so lets go.." His words hadn't left his mouth completely when the curses flew and the insults soared."Lets go..hurry!"
Niether of the girls were dirty except for their face or exposed limbs; nothing that couldn't be taken care of by a wash cloth and a change of clothes which would maybe take 20 minutes , but this was no longer about the bathroom.One word, power. Awst extremely competitive would not back down and Venus stubburn would not back down either.
Miroku,Wolfwood,and Vash decided this was the perfect chance. Vash looked up at them "innocently" and said, "Why don't you just change at the same time? You're both chicks after all."
They stopped and stared blankly at the threesome,"Uhh--- I..don't..know...why don't we?" Awst replied.
Venus scratched the back of her head. "Vash's got a point. Let's hurry up. One of my shows are about to be on T.V."
The girls hastily ran in the room and put thier back facing the the others' back. In their hurry they forgot to lock the door that was creaked open. Niether of the girls were facing the door so they didn't see the 3 pairs of eyes watching them.
They didnn't hear the muffled laughs because they were asking one another to hand over the soap or asking where the soap was.The clothes dropped and the hentai men hand ear to ear grins.
Then they heard a voice behind them at the door ask,"What the hell are you-- " Sesshomaru and Koga walked up and froze in mid-sentence with thier eyes wide and thier mouths dropped. Awst and Venus did hear that.
They girls turned around and thier eyes dialated. But Venus quickly recovered. "Get the fuck out of here you damned perverts!" and the toilet paper began to fly .
"You naughty little hengens!! Go to hell ! Go anywhere as long as its away from this sight!!!" she shot a basket of complementary shampoos at the 'hengens' knocking them off balance as they slowly backed away.The girls slammened the door shut in their faces.They turned to one another red from fury and embarassment.They dressed and walked out of the room glaring at the men who where sitting about thinking of the 'wonderful' sight they just seen.
An evil grin spread across Venus's face, which was returning to its natural color. "You know, Awst, we could punish them in any way we wanted to. And what would you suggest is the best way to punish them, eh?"
Miroku's eyes widened in fear of what was to come. 'What are they going to do to us? If they refuse to have any kind of sexual contact with us I think I'll crack.'
The two girls thought for a moment, both of them glaring at the captives with glints of pure and utter evil in their eyes. "Well , I'll tell you one thing .. any male human or demon is not coming within 3 feet of my invisble bubble ; therefore, I am NOT sharing a bed with any of them!"Awst replied sharply glaring the men down.
Next Day...
As promised, none of the boys had ended up in one of the hotel beds. Instead, they had received the floor. Koga sat up and stretched. It hadn't been a very restful sleep, cuz the floor wasn't even carpeted. Awst layed on the bed stretched out in a slumber. Koga peered at her to see if she was okay when he seen a crawling arm of a 'snake'. He quickly stumbled over and yanked Miroku's hand off the bed. In doing so he stumbled from morning disorientation and landed ontop the sleeping Awst. She was lying face up so Koga seen her eyes shoot open as she felt his body hit hers.
Koga was much heavier than her so it knocked the wind out of her. She sat there trying to catch her breathe by short intakes of breathes. Koga was absent mindilly just laying there ontop of her waiting to determine if she was okay.
Venus sat up in her bed and noticed Koga lying on top of poor Awst. It really didn't look right. With a shout of, "BAD KOGA!!!" she got a big baseball bat out of nowhere and knocked him off of her friend.
The watching captives flinched and looked at Miroku.They all new Koga was trying to help Awst out by getting rid of Miroku's sticky hand. Just like last night..Sesshomaru and Koga had just walked up to a sight they had been dying to see without realizing what it was. None bothered to say anything.Koga glared at Venus and her metal baseball bat. She had a good swing with that thing, a real good swing. He could feel the bruise already.
He rubbed his sore ribs."What was that for?!"
If looks could kill, Venus's glare would have. "Whaddya mean 'what was that for?'!? Ya were trying to grope her or, were you actually trying to have sex with her!? I dunno what you were doing, but it looked like something hentai! And besides, what're you gonna do about it, eh?"
Koga sneered not wanting to be defeated,"I was trying to help her!"
Awst sat up gaining the breathe back,"What?!"
Venus raised an eyebrow as Miroku popped up behind her, silently pleading with Koga to not tell her what he had been about to do. She tossed the bat behind her, unknowingly knocking the monk out. "So, what really happened then?"
Koga deep down felt sorry for the monk for what would happen if he was found out so Koga sighed and quickly lied," A -uhh- stupid snake was about to go somewhere that Awst wouldn't like. It looked like it was going to bite her."He paused and realized the window was cracked open and that Awst's bed was right by it."It musta came through the window -or something- ..I threw it out again and slipped on ... on Miroku's staff !"
Venus shrugged. "Okay, I guess we can't nail you for that, but you still spied on us last night so you're not off the hook." and she glanced at Sesshomaru out of the corner of her eye. "As for you, I'm surprised at you, Fluffy! You were the last person I would imagine doing such a thing."
Awst nodded with agreement,"Lets go catch our new guys!" They walked out conjuring a plan."We know Hiei will read our mind so lets just go from there..."
Two hours later...
"Okay,run faster..MUCH FASTER!!!Ahh!Hes barely even trying to chase us!" Awst screamed as they ran down the side-walk whacking down innocent people as they headed for the trap.
"Ya think he knows our plan? Oh, that would a disaster! Especially if he caught us and our net. I think that's the last one!" Venus played along quite realistically. Of course, both girls were using the power of authoressness to block their minds from Hiei's power.
"Not so LOUD!!!!"Awst scolded,"They might hear!"She turned her head and seen Hiei laugh menacingly with Kurama smirking along side him.
"We already knew your plan silly humans!"Kurama informed.
Awst and Venus then darted over their trap for the demons and across another that the demons did not know about. The two demons leaped over the first net and landed smack-dab in the other net that immediatly trapped them. Venus grinned and snapped her fingers. In less than a second, one hundred shock flies were surrounding the struggling bishies. There was a sound like another giant bugzapper, except that went on for about ten or twenty minutes. Finally, the both of them were unconscious, and slightly fried.
"Lets get the guys and get the hell outta here!"Awst grabbed the net and drug it off. Oddly enough no one noticed it except for Venus who followed her.
As they walked towards the hotel, Venus carefully watched the two unconscious demons. She knew that once they woke up, they wouldn't be very happy. And once they woke up, they would try to escape, unless... "Awst, we had better hurry up and get into another dimension. I don't wanna be here when they wake up. And I really don't want to be around if Yusuke shows up."
"Why do you think I said we needed to go?"Awst replied over her shoulder."Ohh wolf or dog man musta smelt us cause here they come with the stuff!" She opened a portal and escorted the captives through until they where all through then she closed it.
~ ~ ~
Of course, there was one problem when they walked through the portal. They hadn't been thinking of where they wanted to go. Venus felt something small and fury run across her foot and she immediately jumped up into Wolfwood's arms. "Yuck! Kill it! It's a mouse!"
Miroku looked around. "Those aren't mice..."
Awst looked at them then smiled a horrificly evil grin,"I know those hamsters...their from Hamtaro!Lets kick 'em into the gutters!!"
Koga, Sesshomaru, Vash, and the others all watched with wide eyes as Awst ran around with a mallet in her hands. Even though she didn't succeed in catching any of them, well, they would all be traumatized for years to come. Awst on the other hand was going 'postal' on the little bitches and laughing her head off as one was swept away in the current of water running down the side of the road."Mwahaha!!" Then she pulled a starving killer cat out of nowhere and set it on the hampsters.She turned around to see everyone staring blankly at her. Then she realized that Hiei and Kurama were awake and staring at her in disbelief.
Venus shook her head and patted Hiei's shoulder comfortingly. "Don't worry. I didn't find her in an insane asylum...and she's not a murderer either. She's just hyper kinda crazy."
"Right.Where the hell are we?" Hiei growled.
Awst smiled sweetly ,"We went to Hamtaro world on accident!Lets go to Kenshin's world now!"She opened up a portal and chugged the net through the portal and the rest followed.
Venus sweatdropped. "Erm, no, I didn't. Did you?"
"Well ,ummmm..yes no maybe so?"Awst then added rather quietly, "I can't remember if I did or not!"A image of Awst's mom searching the whole town flashed up in her head followed by her mom calling milatary forces.She had almost done that before but Awst had shown up when she was half-way through dialing the number.
Venus rolled her eyes. "In other words, ya probably didn't. Anyhoo, let's go rent a hotel room."
"Okie dookie!"Awst swung around on her heal wapping a short woman on her head."...whoops..."
Later that night!
Venus and Awst crept through the bushes, trying to catch a napping Hiei by surprise. I emphasize the word, "trying".
Awst was clinnging to Venus' thigh whining ,"MALL,MALL,MALL,MALL,MALL!!!"
Venus looked back at her and muttered through clenched teeth, "We'll go to the fucking mall later, Awst! Hiei's gonna be the hardest to catch so I wanna get him for you by surprise. If you wake him up with your babbling we'll never get him!" and she tried in vain to kick the other girl off her leg.
"Too late,"Hiei's voice came from above where he stood on a branch with his arms crossed.
Venus cringed and looked back down at Awst with a look of 'I told you so' before yelling out for her current captives. "FLUFFY-SAMAAAA!!! WOLFWOOOOD!!! HIEI'S GONNA HURT US!!!"
From their hotel room in the city nearby, Sesshomaru tilted his head and looked at the other captives. "Did either one of you hear that?"
Koga lied because he was eating and was feeling too lazy to help out,"Nope."
Vash looked over at Sesshomaru. "Are you sure you don't have a fever or something? If you're sick you might be hearing voices."
"I don't get fevers, you baka!" Sesshomaru snapped back, and then thought to himself, 'Maybe I was just imagining that. Oh well.' And he shrugged and concentrated on taking a nap.
Awst screamed and dodged Heie's sword by jumping behind a tree.She cringed as the blade made a dent in the tree that nearly slashed it in half. She backed up several steps and sighed. "Umm,can we help you?...WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING US!!!!!!!!"Awst whined trying to weasel her way out of her demise. She glanced around for the other girl. No person found."Okay...why are you attacking me?!"
"I read your mind, baka. How sick can you and your friend be?" and he tried once again to kill Awst.
Awst ducked realizing the grin on Hiei's face, 'Uhh!Hes toying with me!Hmph!How dare he!!'
From her hiding place in a bush, Venus winced as her friend dodged blow after blow. A bit guiltily, she snuck away from her bush and quietly tip- toed away--only to be confronted by a certain redheaded kitsune. She winced again. "Are you gonna try to kill us, too?"
"No, I probably won't kill you. Just hurt you..that you can be sure of!"he said with a charmingly evil grin.
'For being so damn hot he can be even more annoying,' "Then, I'll have to disappoint you. Bye-bye!" and Venus took off in the other direction as fast as humanly possible.
Hiei paused ,good thing for Awst because she had fallen down and quickly took this time to run/crawl away, "You scared her rather well,Kurama, anyway, Awst ,don't go too far,"Hiei grinned and looked at the fear struck Awst.
"How'd you know my name and I could've swore you didn't see me move..EEK!!"Awst screamed as Hiei appeared right infront of her.
"I already told you that. I can read minds. How much of an idiot are you?"
"Not as big of one you are!"Awst growled and raised her knee up as hard as she could. Ha ha ha ha ha!Caught you off guard didn't I?!
Hiei gasped with pain and bent down to his knees, shouting every curse and bad word known to man and demonkind.
Meanwhile, Venus had found a new refuge up in a tree, and was laughing her ass off at Hiei. But that caught Kurama's attention, and she was off and running again, clumsily dodging his rose whip. Without even turning her head or slowing down, she shouted, "Hang in there, Awst! I'm gonna get help! Sesshomaru help us!!!"
Koga looked over at Sesshomaru. He had finished his meal and was bored with the 'television',"All right Sesshomaro,I heard your woman yelling for you...I heard earlier too but you know,"Koga shrugged off the matter and stood up as Sesshomaru did,"I'll go too."
The dog demon stared down at Koga. "You do realize that if they die, we don't go home, right? And you chose to stuff your mouth instead of help them?"
"...I was hungry,anyway they've lived this long haven't they?"
"They're only humans, wolf. Strange humans with even stranger ways of fighting, albeit, but still just humans. In other words, move your ass and help me kill whatever's trying to kill them!" and Sesshomaru stalked out of the hotel room.
Koga jolted from the hotel window and headed towards the scent of his captor.He arrived in the woods of the park.He then seen Awst running as fast as she could towardz him.Closer and closer then she glomped him.
"THANK GOD! I thought I was gonna' die!"she wrapped her arms around the dumbfounded Koga even tighter than before,"watch out ... hes smart and fast and strong and he can read minds..."
Koga cutt her off with a finger to her mouth.
"I get the picture!Is that him?"
"Yes," Hiei answered for Awst after appearing behind the wolf demon. "And just how do you expect to defeat me?"
"Very easily!" Koga growled setting Awst aside out of danger.Awst glanced around watching the sparks fly.
Venus continued to run from the kitsune, calling out for her captives in hope that someone would save her from a particularly ornrey Kurama. Then she heard a loud thump and felt someone grab her around the waist from behind.
"Stop running! I knocked him out." Sesshomaru said as he scooped her up into his arms and took off towards the hotel again.
Venus gave a relieved sigh and held on to Sesshomaru's neck as tight as she could, without choking him that is.
Hiei and Koga were dead even in the blows delivered and the hits taken.They dodged around and ran all over . Awst had stopped watching the fight closely for when she did she got dizzy from it.
"KOGA STOP!" Awst yelled realizing they were fighting to kill and she needed Hiei alive to capture and needed Koga alive to be protected by.
Koga looked over his shoulder and gritted his teeth. "Whaddya mean 'stop'!? He'll chop off my head otherwise!"
"Then get me and leave! We're not here to kill anyone!" Awst replied and watched Hiei lunge forward in an attempt to kill Koga but Koga knew what foul play was and had expected that so he was ready. He jolted towards Awst and nabbed her up in his arms and they were gone.
Wolfwood looked out the hotel window and noticed four figures walking up the sidewalk. "Well, they're back, 'n they don't have anyone else with 'em either." He turned to Vash. "Ya think they might not be able to get whoever they're wantin'?"
"Well,they caught us so they'll probably be able to take a different angle and catch the people they're wantin'..how much you wanna bet its more guys?" Vash replied
"I wish it would be more ladies1"Miroku replied to the two other captives,"Those two are fine but theres a problem with the numbers!"
"Well I highly doubt they'll be draggin' a couple more chicks here, monk, so you're outta luck. Unless of course they don't care what gender there bed buddies are, but I really don't think they're gonna have it with another chick." And Wolfwood took a seat on one of the beds.
Vash blinked then grinned,"Shes using you as a bed buddy?Wow, I wish I was that lucky with Awst!"
Miroku grinned ,"So do I,so do I."
Wolfwood sweatdropped. "Actually, she isn't using me as a bed buddy. Are they using either of us as bed buddies?" and he looked around at the other captives.
"No, but they look rather friendly with the other two!" Miroku glanced out the window where the two girls were hugging the demons and thanking them.
"Hey, Vash," Wolfwood looked over at the window and grinned. "Wanna try and give those two a nice little surprise?"
"Sure ! What can we do ?" he looked at Miroku and then Wolfwood with a smile on his face.
"Well, there are several ways we could go about this," Miroku said thoughtfully. "We could catch them in the shower, sneak up on them while they're dressing, and just about anything our hentai little minds can think of."
Wolfwood nodded in approval. "Ya know your stuff, monk. So, let's decide what we're gonna do before they get back up here!"
"Lets just get them both at once...its a lot easier that way..." Miroku's voice drifted off as he thought of away to peep at the two girls at once.
Vash piped up, "Hey! We only have one room rented this time. So they have to change sometime!"
The other captives nodded their agreement. "So, when they go in the bathroom to change, we just slide open the door, and we've got a peep show!" They all shouted with their hentai minds approval.
Miroku looked out the doorway to see the foursome walking up the hall. He shut the door without being detected and whispered to the other peeps,"We can't do anything with those two here so we gotta get them out somehow but they should be in hearing distance soon so shh!"
Venus kicked open the door a few moments later, her hair needing much grooming. Awst, Sesshomaru, and Koga followed her in. None of them looked happy.
"Awst, next time we go somewhere to catch a hot anime guy, DO NOT start shouting about your wishes of malling in Japan. If it weren't for Fluffy- sama and Wolf-boy here, we woulda been toast due to your large mouth."
'Blah, blah, bla, bla, blah, blah...does she ever stop complaining?! Awst rolled her eyes. "I need to change," Awst broke in on Venus' nagging.
"Not before me, motor mouth!" and she walked towards the bathroom after grabbing some clothes out of the nearby closet.
Awst darted infront of Venus with her p.j.s in her hand , "I claimed it first!"Awst locked her eyes onto Venus' and they were in a staring contest and the prize was superiority..and dibs on the bathroom.
Sesshomaru looked down at Koga and muttered through the corner of his mouth, "Wanna go scout for anyone who might have followed us here? This is about to get ugly."
" Not litterally,I think they're too hot to get ugly but this is gonna hurt my ears so lets go.." His words hadn't left his mouth completely when the curses flew and the insults soared."Lets go..hurry!"
Niether of the girls were dirty except for their face or exposed limbs; nothing that couldn't be taken care of by a wash cloth and a change of clothes which would maybe take 20 minutes , but this was no longer about the bathroom.One word, power. Awst extremely competitive would not back down and Venus stubburn would not back down either.
Miroku,Wolfwood,and Vash decided this was the perfect chance. Vash looked up at them "innocently" and said, "Why don't you just change at the same time? You're both chicks after all."
They stopped and stared blankly at the threesome,"Uhh--- I..don't..know...why don't we?" Awst replied.
Venus scratched the back of her head. "Vash's got a point. Let's hurry up. One of my shows are about to be on T.V."
The girls hastily ran in the room and put thier back facing the the others' back. In their hurry they forgot to lock the door that was creaked open. Niether of the girls were facing the door so they didn't see the 3 pairs of eyes watching them.
They didnn't hear the muffled laughs because they were asking one another to hand over the soap or asking where the soap was.The clothes dropped and the hentai men hand ear to ear grins.
Then they heard a voice behind them at the door ask,"What the hell are you-- " Sesshomaru and Koga walked up and froze in mid-sentence with thier eyes wide and thier mouths dropped. Awst and Venus did hear that.
They girls turned around and thier eyes dialated. But Venus quickly recovered. "Get the fuck out of here you damned perverts!" and the toilet paper began to fly .
"You naughty little hengens!! Go to hell ! Go anywhere as long as its away from this sight!!!" she shot a basket of complementary shampoos at the 'hengens' knocking them off balance as they slowly backed away.The girls slammened the door shut in their faces.They turned to one another red from fury and embarassment.They dressed and walked out of the room glaring at the men who where sitting about thinking of the 'wonderful' sight they just seen.
An evil grin spread across Venus's face, which was returning to its natural color. "You know, Awst, we could punish them in any way we wanted to. And what would you suggest is the best way to punish them, eh?"
Miroku's eyes widened in fear of what was to come. 'What are they going to do to us? If they refuse to have any kind of sexual contact with us I think I'll crack.'
The two girls thought for a moment, both of them glaring at the captives with glints of pure and utter evil in their eyes. "Well , I'll tell you one thing .. any male human or demon is not coming within 3 feet of my invisble bubble ; therefore, I am NOT sharing a bed with any of them!"Awst replied sharply glaring the men down.
Next Day...
As promised, none of the boys had ended up in one of the hotel beds. Instead, they had received the floor. Koga sat up and stretched. It hadn't been a very restful sleep, cuz the floor wasn't even carpeted. Awst layed on the bed stretched out in a slumber. Koga peered at her to see if she was okay when he seen a crawling arm of a 'snake'. He quickly stumbled over and yanked Miroku's hand off the bed. In doing so he stumbled from morning disorientation and landed ontop the sleeping Awst. She was lying face up so Koga seen her eyes shoot open as she felt his body hit hers.
Koga was much heavier than her so it knocked the wind out of her. She sat there trying to catch her breathe by short intakes of breathes. Koga was absent mindilly just laying there ontop of her waiting to determine if she was okay.
Venus sat up in her bed and noticed Koga lying on top of poor Awst. It really didn't look right. With a shout of, "BAD KOGA!!!" she got a big baseball bat out of nowhere and knocked him off of her friend.
The watching captives flinched and looked at Miroku.They all new Koga was trying to help Awst out by getting rid of Miroku's sticky hand. Just like last night..Sesshomaru and Koga had just walked up to a sight they had been dying to see without realizing what it was. None bothered to say anything.Koga glared at Venus and her metal baseball bat. She had a good swing with that thing, a real good swing. He could feel the bruise already.
He rubbed his sore ribs."What was that for?!"
If looks could kill, Venus's glare would have. "Whaddya mean 'what was that for?'!? Ya were trying to grope her or, were you actually trying to have sex with her!? I dunno what you were doing, but it looked like something hentai! And besides, what're you gonna do about it, eh?"
Koga sneered not wanting to be defeated,"I was trying to help her!"
Awst sat up gaining the breathe back,"What?!"
Venus raised an eyebrow as Miroku popped up behind her, silently pleading with Koga to not tell her what he had been about to do. She tossed the bat behind her, unknowingly knocking the monk out. "So, what really happened then?"
Koga deep down felt sorry for the monk for what would happen if he was found out so Koga sighed and quickly lied," A -uhh- stupid snake was about to go somewhere that Awst wouldn't like. It looked like it was going to bite her."He paused and realized the window was cracked open and that Awst's bed was right by it."It musta came through the window -or something- ..I threw it out again and slipped on ... on Miroku's staff !"
Venus shrugged. "Okay, I guess we can't nail you for that, but you still spied on us last night so you're not off the hook." and she glanced at Sesshomaru out of the corner of her eye. "As for you, I'm surprised at you, Fluffy! You were the last person I would imagine doing such a thing."
Awst nodded with agreement,"Lets go catch our new guys!" They walked out conjuring a plan."We know Hiei will read our mind so lets just go from there..."
Two hours later...
"Okay,run faster..MUCH FASTER!!!Ahh!Hes barely even trying to chase us!" Awst screamed as they ran down the side-walk whacking down innocent people as they headed for the trap.
"Ya think he knows our plan? Oh, that would a disaster! Especially if he caught us and our net. I think that's the last one!" Venus played along quite realistically. Of course, both girls were using the power of authoressness to block their minds from Hiei's power.
"Not so LOUD!!!!"Awst scolded,"They might hear!"She turned her head and seen Hiei laugh menacingly with Kurama smirking along side him.
"We already knew your plan silly humans!"Kurama informed.
Awst and Venus then darted over their trap for the demons and across another that the demons did not know about. The two demons leaped over the first net and landed smack-dab in the other net that immediatly trapped them. Venus grinned and snapped her fingers. In less than a second, one hundred shock flies were surrounding the struggling bishies. There was a sound like another giant bugzapper, except that went on for about ten or twenty minutes. Finally, the both of them were unconscious, and slightly fried.
"Lets get the guys and get the hell outta here!"Awst grabbed the net and drug it off. Oddly enough no one noticed it except for Venus who followed her.
As they walked towards the hotel, Venus carefully watched the two unconscious demons. She knew that once they woke up, they wouldn't be very happy. And once they woke up, they would try to escape, unless... "Awst, we had better hurry up and get into another dimension. I don't wanna be here when they wake up. And I really don't want to be around if Yusuke shows up."
"Why do you think I said we needed to go?"Awst replied over her shoulder."Ohh wolf or dog man musta smelt us cause here they come with the stuff!" She opened a portal and escorted the captives through until they where all through then she closed it.
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Of course, there was one problem when they walked through the portal. They hadn't been thinking of where they wanted to go. Venus felt something small and fury run across her foot and she immediately jumped up into Wolfwood's arms. "Yuck! Kill it! It's a mouse!"
Miroku looked around. "Those aren't mice..."
Awst looked at them then smiled a horrificly evil grin,"I know those hamsters...their from Hamtaro!Lets kick 'em into the gutters!!"
Koga, Sesshomaru, Vash, and the others all watched with wide eyes as Awst ran around with a mallet in her hands. Even though she didn't succeed in catching any of them, well, they would all be traumatized for years to come. Awst on the other hand was going 'postal' on the little bitches and laughing her head off as one was swept away in the current of water running down the side of the road."Mwahaha!!" Then she pulled a starving killer cat out of nowhere and set it on the hampsters.She turned around to see everyone staring blankly at her. Then she realized that Hiei and Kurama were awake and staring at her in disbelief.
Venus shook her head and patted Hiei's shoulder comfortingly. "Don't worry. I didn't find her in an insane asylum...and she's not a murderer either. She's just hyper kinda crazy."
"Right.Where the hell are we?" Hiei growled.
Awst smiled sweetly ,"We went to Hamtaro world on accident!Lets go to Kenshin's world now!"She opened up a portal and chugged the net through the portal and the rest followed.
