A/N Okie dokie every1 do you think Awst or Venus should end up with any1 and who do you think? We can't decide...they're all sooooo cute!! ; Sori its taking soo long but school SUCKS!! o n my (Abby) Bday is sat. the 18th WOOHOO #15!!Yeah! ~~ As the captives, Awst, and Venus walked through a dense forest, to group began to seriously wonder where the hell they had ended up. Hiei kept on using his sword to whack the branches of bushes out of his way. He was thoroughly convinced that the captor teens had purposely gotten them lost, and was only speaking to them in insults. Kurama, Vash, and Sesshomaru were more forgiving. Koga, Miroku, Wolfwood, and Sanosuke were too busy beating away insects to worry about being angry with the girls.

At the start of their fourth hour of wandering aimlessly about, Venus leaned over and nudged Awst's arm. "Are you getting any idea at all of where we are?"

"No clue..but I think we need to baby our lil' spoiled babies...they're getting REALLY .. umm.. how would you describe them?"Awst murmered.

Venus took a quick glance at Hiei and shuddered. "Let's just say I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable right about now. Hiei's about to blow a fuse."

"Hmm...well lets just get out a lil' gift for him..."Awst reached in a bag that CotA sent them an hour earlier and felt a sharp object cutt her finger.She winced and pulled it out curiously. "Hey, isn't this the Shadow Sword?" she had just finished her sentence when Hiei was right beside her grasping the sword even though she still held it. His hand gripped hers as he peered at the sword in obvious glee and curiosity.

'She shouldn't have taken that thing out,' Venus thought as she watched Sesshomaru take a look into the bag. His eyes suddenly widened slightly and he snatched the bag from Awst.

Awst was still amazed that Hiei hadn't realized his hand was on hers..pinning it to the sword. She reached for the bag back but Hiei didn't let up so she wasn't able to move very far. "Hiei, I really enjoy your company but I .. have to get that bag back before we die!"

Hiei broke his gaze from the sword.The look of suprise only lasted for seconds.He instantly dropped her hand but kept hold of the sword and continued to examine it. Awst quickly lunged for the bag and tore it from his hands. Not managing to get the sword away.

Sesshomaru held the sword above Awst's reach and looked at it closer. "This is the Tetsuseiga (is that hopw you spell the name of Inuyasha's demon sword?), isn't it? How did your friend send us this?"

Venus shrugged. "I dunno. She just said in the letter she sent with it that you could have it. And she also sent you a bubblegum-proof fur boa." she gave Hiei a sour look, but he didn't seem to notice. She still planned to get back at him for traumatizing the dog demon. "She sent something for just about everyone here."

"Might as well give everybody their presents!" Awst sighed and handed out the gifts. Miroku got a purple shirt and pair of baggy pants, Vash got a whole lotta hair gel and a new jacket, and she handed Sano a new and improved sword..(a/n we forget what itz called.But its his big ass sword!), she handed Wolfwood a patch to quit smoking and a lightweight cross weapon,and she finally handed Kurama flower that allowed him to transform into his Youko form whenever he wanted. "Thats all!"

Venus took the bag and rummaged through it for a moment. "There's a few other things in here, but they can wait. Now, on to finding out where we are...You still don't have a clue, Awst? I'm at a loss myself."

She smiled and pulled out a compass," Somehow CotA knew I was directionally retarded so she sent this!" she held it up and then whined," where's my momma!!" The needle spun around and aroundthen stopped and writing said, 'in a completly different place,dumbass.'

Everyone, except Awst, died laughing.

When Venus could finally breathe properly, but still leaning weakly on Sesshomaru, she grinned and said, "That compass is pretty damn smart, Awst. You actually got told by a compass! Pathetic!"

Awst gapped then gained composure,"Please,I could out insult that thing any day..except I would be talking to a compass...and where I'm from things like that are weird. Hey..Venus didn't I seen you talking to this thing earlier?"

Venus raised an eyebrow. "You must be mistaken my derranged friend. Kurama, was I talking to that thing any time at all today?"

Kurama shrugged. "I'm not getting involved in this. I know better than to take sides with a couple of fangirls. That could result in many serious physical and mental injuries."

The other captives nodded in agreement.

"Well, anyway, we'll just drop that subject then," Venus muttered quickly. "So, how do we find out where we are. I haven't seen anything familiar yet. Just a bunch of trees."

"Well I don't know about you but I want shelter." Awst replied pulling out an object that looked like a make-up compact.

"How will that help?"Hiei mummbled.

"Like this,"Awst opened it and a fully equipped mansion popped up.

Everyone grinned and walked in.

The first thing the group did was locate the bedrooms, and then they quickly made use of the showers attatched to them. After getting thoroughly cleaned of the dirt and grime of travel they quickly made it to the kitchens.

"Yummy!!" Awst smiled and ate a Grilled Stuffed Burrito. She looked at Koga then cocked her head to the side. "Whats wrong?"

"I didn't get something from that one person that's been sending you those packages." He said with a pouty face.

Awst blinked then smiled as she took Koga's hand,"Whats wrong with the baby..does he feel left out?Aww!"

He grinned. "So what do I get for being so left out?"

She sat and peered into space obviously thinking."Umm,I don't know of anything.I guess whatever you want!"

He grinned even more so and leanded a bit closer to the currently innocent- minded Awst. "I think I know exactly what I want."

She stared. Still innocent minded she replied,"Okie dokie! What'll it be?"

Hiei, Kurama, and Venus had walked in at that time. Outside the kitchen door, they had overheard the entire conversation. Venus shook her head and wisely intervened. "Awst, unless you want to lose your virginity, don't say yes to what it is he wants as his present."

"Shes a virgin..wow Einstien wouldn't have even guessed that as a possibility." Hiei said aloud. "Are you sure she's a virgin, Venus? I for one highly doubt it."

Awst was blushing deeply with her hand in Koga's."I know what I am but why would you wanna know?!!"

"Because I was of the opinion that you are most likely a stupid blonde slut. Were my assumptions false?"

Her mouth was open and she was obviously debating on what to reply."I--you-- ugh!!!" she then stormed off.

Kurama got the Frying Pan of Doom out of nowhere and whacked Hiei's head. "That was uncalled for and rude."

Koga watched with a look of disappointment as Hiei tackled Kurama and they fought over the frying pan. Finally Venus walked up to them and yanked it out of their hands and whacked Hiei into unconsciousness. "There, that settles it. And it's only a fraction of the punishment for what he did to poor Fluff-maru. Mean lil' fucker."

Awst was walking down the hallway muttering very naughty and cruel things. She then ran smack dab into Sanosuke. " Frikin A!" she gasped falling on her ass.

Sanosuke looked down at her with a raised eyebrow. "You want some help there, missie?"

She looked up at him and smiled,"sure!" He helped her up.

"You know, you don't look like you were very happy at that moment. Care to tell me what's wrong? I'll beat 'em to hell free of charge."

"Will you!" Awst jumped happily at the statement.

"Sure will! Now, who's been getting on your nerves lately?"

"Hiei...you might wanna catch him off guard if you're gonna beat him though!"

Sanosuke scratched the back of his head and looked up at the ceiling in thought. "Sorry, but your other buddies told me about the short guy. I'm pretty sure that even I'd get whipped by him. Anyone else? Or is he the only guy that's been mean to ya?"

"Well,Koga wasn't mean... just trying to get too friendly..but that's okay!"

"Whatever you say. Oh, and by the way, is there a young teenager in your group with long, braided brown hair? I didn't think there was, but he was sneakin' around here earlier, so I don't think he belongs here."

Awst shrugged her shoulders. "I have no idea who that is."

~*~

Venus sat in a huge library filled with manga upon manga, reading through a rather strange one call Demon Diary. Her eyes widened and she put it down. "Okay, that's a rather odd manga." Bored as hell, she looked around the room for something else to do. Her eyes passed over the window, but suddenly went back to it. Not too far from the three story mansion, she could see what she could only guess was a huge robot. And then she realized two things. One: they were in the anime of Gundam Wing. Two: That was the Death Scythe, Duo Maxwell's Gundam. 'But if the Death Scythe is there, then where's Duo?' she thought to herself. "Hmmm, let's just see if I can find the God of Death." And she ran through the open library door to dash out of the mansion.

Elsewhere...

Duo Maxwell was sneaking through the halls of the mansion, looking around curiously. He had been wandering around the stretch of forest, testing a few new adjustments to his Gundam, and he had noticed the large house. Being the inquisitive and rather reckless American that he was, he had decided to explore a little. He had found the house to be inhabited with a group of strange people, one of which was walking around with a long, furry something tossed over his shoulder.

But, unfortunately for him, Duo had become lost in the mansion. Now he was dodging the owners of the house and looking for a window low enough to the ground to safely climb out of. Needless to say, he wasn't having much luck.

~*~

Awst sat in the kitchen with all five of her bishies. "Can too!"

"Can not," Vash and Wolfwood replied.They had been going back and forth for 30 minutes now.

"I can send you back!"

"Please you couldn't send us back if you tried!"

Awst took a deep breath and snapped her fingers opening a portal to Vash's world they leaped through before she realized the trick."NOO!" The two were gone in an instant and Awst's portal closed. The bishes laughed their ass's off and Awst sat staring at the wall feeling like a moron. Koga, red from laughter, patted her shoulder.

"I didn't know you were that stupid!" Hiei said between breaths.

Awst glared and flipped Hiei off."Fuck you ,Hiei!"

He grinned,"I'll pass but I'm sure Koga still wants his present!"

Koga nodded vigorusly from behind Awst."I don't know why you think thats what I wanted as a gift but I'd gladly accept it!"

They laughed as he squeezed Awst's shoulders.

"Honestly,Hiei, I think you are the only one here who wouldn't take that offer." Miroku replied.

When Awst heard that she was slumped back. She quickly sat up and crossed her legs casually.

Sanosuke noticed this and added,"I'm sure no one here would try it without invitation..nevermind the monk here is a lil' ... odd."

Awst felt very odd.She was getting her shoulder's rubbed by Koga while he,Miroku,and Sanosuke talked about her. It was the first time they had had a conversation like that and she was not use to it. If they were to try anything the only one to save her would be Hiei and she doubted that would happen. She doubted that anything would happen to begin with but there is always a little voice in the back of one's head that says 'caution'.

Koga broke her thoughts,"I don't think Hiei is telling the truth.I seen you looking at her ass earlier."

Hiei shot a warning glance at Koga and replied,"Are you sure it wasn't you?"

"Ohh,I admit I did but will you admit you did?"

"Doubt he will,"Sano muttered.

"Ohh please, you all have." Awst grinned.

~*~

Somewhere deep in the woods surrounding CotA's (Child of the Ancient's) mansion, Venus had been wandering around, trying to locate an elusive Duo, when something clicked in the back of her head. She let out a shout of despair. With an amazing show of strength, she punched an oak tree and it fell to the ground with a thundering crash. When the dust had cleared, she was seething angrily, and her eyes gave away only one thing: murderous intent.

"Awst... You halfwitted little git... YOU ACTUALLY LET YOURSELF BE GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO OPEN THE PORTAL TO THE TRIGUN ANIME!!!? GRRRR!!!"

Grinning more evilly than ever before, she got the bag CotA had sent them out of thin air and rummaged around in it for several moments. Finally she spotted them. They were two, simple golden rings with weird looking runes engraved in them. She slipped one onto her finger and put the other one in her pocket. The tag that had been attached to them read, "Protection rings: Used to provent harm and the groping of a certain lecherous monk." She then pulled out the other things that had been meant to be given to her group of bishies and amazingly stuffed all of them into her pockets. Then, with a plan of destruction forming in her mind, she took off through the trees to find Duo and his Gundam. (A/N: Don't ask how she knew that Awst had lost Vash and Wolfwood, she just did.)

~*~ Awst sat in the chair wher she suddenly had chills down her spine. "Did the air just get chilly in here?"she said as she rubbed her arms.

"No..are you okay?"Sanosuke asked.

Miroku pushed Koga aside from Awst."Hey Awst, if you're cold I'll warm you up!" He wrapped his arms around her.

Her face went blank."Uhh..yup I'm warm now ALL better now!!Umm..Mirooooku!Get off!!"

He let go only when he heard Sanosuke cracking his knuckles.Koga then pushed Miroku away and took his place behind Awst again.

"Do any of you know where Venus is?" Awst questioned.

"I was wondering the same thing," Sesshomaru commented as he and Kurama entered the room. "I don't think she's in the mansion. Her scent is still lingering, but there's nothing recent. And why would she go wandering around in the woods?"

"Who knows what that psycho is doing."Awst said then she began to sing a song from Southpark.

'Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch (A/N: Shortened for the readers convenence! : ) Moday shes a bitch,Tuesday shes a bitch,wednesday and Thursday shes a bitch..(A/N: Shortened again. ) Bit,bit,bit,bit,bit,bitbitch shes a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom is a BIBIBittccchhh...yeah!'

The group of bishies sweatdropped and began to either leave or fidget and cough while muttering insults.

~*~

Duo poked his head past yet another corner in the mansion. 'Have I been this way before?' he thought with worry. He had no earthly idea as to where he was in the huge house, and he could have sworn that the guy with the furry thing and the long hair had seen him just a little while ago. In fact, he was pretty sure the guy was tracking him throughout the building. The thought was more than just a little creepy.

He tiptoed down the hall and found that it lead to a large set of double doors. Once again curious, he eased the doors open and slipped inside. It was a rather large library, stocked with manga galore. Ignoring the manga, he spotted the window and moved toward it. From there he had a good view of his Gundam, which stood motionless about a mile away.

His sighed and shook his head, eyes closed against what was possibly an oncoming headache. "Why the hell did I ever leave that thing in the first place? I could have stayed right there, safe and sound, and without a--well- -whatever that guy is on my tail. Hey, what the fuckin' hell!" The Gundam pilot had looked up to notice someone attempting to climb up to the cockpit of the Death Scythe.

All he could do was watch helplessly as his Gundam was quite possibly being stolen. And then someone had hit him from behind with a very large and blunt object.

~*~

Awst glanced down the hallway. 'Good they're all gone..now to go set some traps.' Awst had decided when she was bored earlier that she was going to cause them pain for all the grief they had caused. Miroku for the groping, Hiei for the arguement that happened earlier, she had no real reason for torturing Koga and Sano besides boredom. She walked down the hallway and glanced out a window when her mouth fell open. ''WHAT THE HELL!!?''

The sight of the Death Scythe Gundam coming towards the mansion. 'Cancel previous plans knew ones are coming in very quickly...RUN!!'She dashed for her life. She turned down a corridor and up the stairs. The bishies filled her eyes. "Help..me.." she said between breaths of air.She then realized they were gathered around a tied up Duo.

The hapless pilot was staring wide-eyed at the group surrounding him. His hands and feet were tied and his mouth had been gagged. But his expression was unmistakable, and it read, 'Someone help me, damnitt!'

Awst walked foreward and ungagged him."Your gundam is on a rampage. I think its after me. Everywhere I went I could see it through the window! Who's in it?"

He shrugged. "How the hell should I know? I just saw some chick climbin' up the front of it. I think she had brown hair, but I couldn't be too sure. Don't tell me you know the person?"

Awst then realized who it was and looked at Hiei."Hiei, can you do me a favor?"

"No, not without a reason that means the difference between life and death."

"Ohh,it does, it does...I need you to read Venus' mind no matter how scary it may be I need you to search untill you find out if she brought a medicine with her..okay?"

Hiei raised an eyebrow in suspicion, but did as he was asked. After a few moments, he suddenly shook his head and cringed noticeably. "The hell's wrong with her!? I didn't find mention of any medicine she's got with her, but I got way too much even for my taste of what she's got planned for your death."

Awst's face went very pale.She dropped into the fetal position and began to murmer prayers then she cried out to the group,"You better hide..she forgot her medicine. She almost killed me in Kindergarden when I dropped two off her m'n'ms on the floor. See Venus takes anger control pills once every three months and she must've forgotten it!"

They backed away from the window and Koga scooped up Awst into his arms as they fled to an area with no windows.Duo traveled with them to get answers on how Awst knew him ; bunny hopping all the way.

"So can't we just give her her medicine?" Sesshomaru questioned.

"Nope."

Still bunny hopping, Duo looked over at Kurama. "Hey, could you tell me who all you people are, and what's happening here? I'm so clueless it's beyond being sad."

"Shes Awst she travels through diemensions with Venus and ..capture,so to say, people that they..umm,admire.Anyway,I'm Kurama,thats Hiei,Sesshomaru's the one with the boa,the monk is Miroku,the really tall one's Sanosuke or Sano,thats Koga carrying Awst." He explianed then there was a big boom and Duo's gundam showed through the dust. "And there is Venus with your Gundam now..ohh boy!"

Venus had blown a hole in the side of the mansion, and the Gundam, temporarily under her control, was holding its weapon and was prepared to destroy. Duo's eyes went watery and his lower lip trembled. "Not fair... THAT'S MY GUNDAM YOU PSYCHO BITCH!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!"

Awst was ducked behind Koga and whispered to the group the plans of escape.They agreed that Sesshomaru,Karama and Duo should stay behind to calm her and to get Duo's Gundam back.

They took off with oncoming fire everywhere.For the most part they stayed together.Except that Awst and Miroku slipped and tumbled down a very steep hill once they were several yards from the mansion. They were not missed by the others because the others were busy running from the gun blasts and dust was everywhere.

Awst hit the ground unconscious with Miroku sprawled out ontop her.Then they were covered with rocks and dirt from the hill.

20 minutes later....

Awst awoke with intense pain.Eveything was dark and she felt majorly weighed down.When her eyes adjusted to the darkness she seen the figure of a shirtless Miroku staring at her.

"Wha--" he cutt her off with a quick 'shh'.She looked around and realized they were still covered with dirt but Miroku had taken off his shirt and dug out a little burrow and kept his shirt above them to keep the rocks from falling on them.

He explianed in a whisper,"I was working on getting us out but then I heard Venus attacking Sesshomaru, Kurama, and Duo.So figured we'd be safer in here."

"Ohh..I won't even ask how you managed this."Awst replied then heard a BOOM and Duo scream in pain.

Miroku winced. "I hope that person is stronger than he seems. What do you bet that that last blast killed him?"

."Well,he screamed so then it didn't kill him right away,right?"

"True, but it's also possible that he won't recover from any wounds he sustained. Eh? Why is it so quiet all of a sudden?"

Awst blinked."I don't know.Is she gone?"

Miroku shook his head ruefully. "I'm afraid I've never been that lucky. With my luck, she's probaby attained superhuman hearing and has located us beneath this pile of rubble. But she doesn't do that just because she's angry, does she?"

"No,I'm afraid your theory is incorrect.Then again I'm also happy that its wrong!"

"I am happy that it's wrong as well. But, where did she go then? I hope she hasn't killed the others already."

"They probably just ran away."She pushed some rubble off of them and no one was in sight."Lets go,your smooshing me.Ohh by the way your gonna hafta' carry me...I can't feel my legs!"

Miroku grinned and stood up. He then pulled her into his arms and headed into the nearby forest.

As they walked away, the battle between the other captives and a crazed Venus continued, until of course she realized that Awst wasn't among the group of fleeing bodies. Making good use of her range of vision from inside the Death Scythe she looked around at the remains of the ruined mansion and the surrounding woodland. Finally she saw Awst and Miroku running through the trees and an insane grin spread across her face. With an evil laugh she took off towards the trees, hoping to crush her friend under the feet of the Gundam.

Awst gasped and warned Miroku. They ducked into some bushes that were spread around the forest floor.They crawled a good 50 feet in the brush and stayed.They had illuded the crazy woman in a big robot.

~*~

OOOKAY now, sorry it took so long to update, but we just weren't into writing recently.

Damn that writers block...DAMNATION TO ALL (writers block)!!!!! Anywho, this chappie will have two parts! And I'm 15 now..HELL YEAH!!woohoo woohoo woohoo woohoo woohoo (doin the happy dance)

Yes, my co-author has lived another year, strangely enough as she has been hyper as all hell recently and I swear her mom has been near murdering her. So, yes, this chapter will be continued next time. Oh, and I also must announce my younger sister's birthday (It was on the 25th of October). We will try to write again soon. Ja ne!

?? Ja ne?? okie dokie...I prefer 'Go away asswipe' lol jk so yeeaah l8r! Hope u like! .