YO YO YO my pimp!! We picking up from the last chappie!! So how you like
it? Hope it was good.
Personally, I think we could have done better on our last chapter, but hey, nothing's perfect. Once again, I'm sorry it took so long to update last time. Okay now, anything else to say, Abby?
Lacey...do you looove me?
*Blanches* *Is a huge homophobe (no offense to those who are homosexual)* Abby...STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!! AAAAHHH!!! HELP MEEEEE!
I love you...not really...shes not my type! I like dudes!! ;D
*Shakes head to clear mind of horrfying thoughts provoked by nutty friend* Anyway, ahem, is there anything else you would like to say before we finish up the Gundam Wing part of our ficcie?
Umm..I hate Gundam wing so maybe thats y the chappie sucks...BUT I WANNA DO DRAGON KNIGHTS...its sooooooooo awesome!!!!!! Rath is soo cool!! On wit ta chappie! WOO HOO!!
P.S. She's recently become obsessed to no end with the Dragon Knights manga. I've started--ACK!! No, not the hair!! Alright, we'll start the chapter!
~*~
Koga, Hiei, and Sanosuke stood in a cave and looked to the horizon. They were the only people who made it to shelter. Miroku and Awst had been seperated from them and Venus was on a rampage from medicine deprivition.
"Do you think shes okay?" Sano asked.
"Hope so."Koga continued.
"The monk is probably with her." Hiei stated.
Sano blanched. "Ohh great..the hentai monk with lil' miss blondie."
"She's gonna get raped." Koga muttered with a sad shake of his head. "Poor girl."
Hiei smirked."Who said it would be rape?"
Koga nodded."True you can't rape the willing."
Hiei and Koga sat with knots on their heads and Sano had his fists held up in a threatening manner.
Meanwhile!
Sesshomaru, Kurama, and Duo were attempting to climb unnoticed up one of the Death Scythe's legs. Duo was muttering all sorts of profanity's as he kept his eyes on the cockpit of the Gundam. Kurama was concentrating on keeping himself from being knocked to the ground and smooshed beneath two gigantic feet. Sesshomaru was still at the foot of the thing trying desperately to free his boa from the space between a large bolt and the hole it had been driven through.
Kurama looked up at Duo. "Are you sure this is a good idea? How do we know that she doesn't have some weapon up there that she's gonna use against us?"
Duo raised an eyebrow in thought "Well, I do have a gun hidden up there underneath the seat..."
"EXCUSE ME!!!"
"Nevermind, ignore the fact that I said anything. Hey, is that other demon person still trying to get up here?"
Kurama set aside the thought of having his head blown off at the other end of a gun's barrel and nodded. "Yes, he's still trying to get that thing free."
"Damnitt! The filthy machine tore it in half!!" shouted a voice from below.
Kurama and Duo watched as the dog demon quickly joined them. Only half of his fur boa was slung over his shoulder, and it wasn't exactly looking as though it would see any more battles. "Is it just me, or did this accursed thing stop moving?"
Infact, it had stopped moving. Well, at least the legs had stopped moving. The right arm had just then snatched up the three bishies. Obviously, Venus had figured out that her captives were becoming mutinous. In the hand of the Gundam, the three blanched and did the one thing that was left for them to do.
"HELP US DAMNITT!!!!"
~*~
Awst jumped as she felt a nosy hand rubb her thigh. "Stop that..pervert!!"
"Ohh...me?" Miroku grinned."I'm not a pervert.I've just got a cursed hand...literally."
"Ohh, save it for the judge!"
They walked off into the forest looking for the others."Where do ya think they are?"
"Who knows. I suppose they have either found shelter or been killed. But, it's hard to tell. Each of them are powerful, they have at least some common sense and a few survival skills, yet they're also uncooperative to each other and can be rather stupid most of the time. I seriously think they're screwed though."
Awst eyes watered,"My bishies...my poor poor bishies! Even though I hate Hiei, I hope they are okay...I spent so muck time collecting them!" She glomped Miroku and continued,"You were the second one I collected and with my luck you're the only one left!!"
Miroku sympathetically patted her back and tried to pretend that he didn't mind lack of oxygen from her grip. But sooner or later he groped her to make sure she jumped away and he breathed freely again.
She was looking at him with the evil eye when she burst out laughing."Miroku, there is a bird flying towards your head...ohh wait the bird is dead...ohh shit I think the little birdie must have flown into something hard...like a metal object. A crazy metal object."
Miroku's eyes dialated."Shes above us then." Awst nodded."Then lets go..shh" He signed for them to head up the hill.
Unfortunately for the teenager and her monk bishie, Venus had already spotted them. With one gigantic mechanical hand holding the Death Scythe's weapon and the other holding her three captives, she gave chase. In one of the giant hands, Sesshomaru, Duo, and Kurama were attempting to warn Miroku and Awst.
"RUN FOR IT!!!"
"HIDE, you idiots, HIDE!!!"
Sesshomaru just looked at the other two and raised an eyebrow. "If you're going to get their attention, at least do it right." He used his ruined fur boa to hurl a rock ( don't ask where he got the rock) at the two. It made its mark right on the back of Awst's head, knocking her out cold. Duo and Kurama gave Sesshomaru reproving looks and the dog demon shrugged. "Whoops."
Venus reached for Awst and Miroku. Desperate Miroku threw himself on the unconsious Awst and then turned towards Venus and unleashed the wind tunnel. He predicted her next move would be to retreat. She not only did this but she also dropped her captives as she launched herself into the sky and flew away. He cutt off the wind tunnel before he sucked them in and rolled himself and Awst out of the way of the captives landing.
Sesshomaru hit the ground first with a loud thud and was consequently knocked out. Kurama's landing was much more graceful, as he had a tree catch him before he could meet the same fate as his fellow demon. Duo just got caught in a tangle of pine branches before landing next to Sesshomaru's unconscious form.
The Gundam pilot sat up and shook his head thoroughly. "Whooooaaaa, what a rush! That would have been fun except for the landing--and the fact that someone kneed my back as we were falling. Who the hell did that?"
Kurama pointed "innocently" at Sesshomaru. "It was him. It wasn't me, I swear. Uh-oh. I'm not carrying him all the way to whatever shelter there might be around here. Someone else is carrying 'Fluff-maru'."
"Well..I call Awst!" Miroku exclaimed with a smirk. He looked at Duo."That leaves you my friend."
"Ahh shit!" Duo shouted as he tossed a rock at the monk. "Can't a couple fellow human beings have mercy for each other?" Miroku got a rope out of nowhere for Duo to drag the demon with. "Fuck!"
"Well thats mercy. And I'm going to have to carry Lady Awst with...care.."he smirked," you know how gentle and fragile human ladies are."
Kurama sweatdropped and thought, 'Oh sure, he's going to handle her with care alright. He's going to be just gentle enough that she won't wake up to him groping her.'
~*~
Koga sat in comfort in the cave. It reminded him of his den. Sanosuke sighed and tossed pebbles. Hiei leaned against a wall.
"Where do ya think they are?" Sanosuke asked.
"Who knows." Koga said with a bored sigh.
"Who gives a damn," Hiei muttered.
"Well,with out her we can't leave this god forsaken place!" Sano replied.
Hiei muttered several irritated profanities before standing up. "Okay then, let's find that girl's ass and make her take us back home. I for one am tired of theses games."
Koga laughed,"We can't really make her.Anyway the worst thing that we could do is hurt her..and I don't think I could hurt her."
The fire demon looked over at Koga. "And just why couldn't you hurt her? Am I the only sane one here? That girl kidnapped you, damnitt, and you've fallen for her! What kind of man are you!?"
A rock zoomed over from Koga's direction and knocked Hiei unconscious. Koga muttered a few insults before kicking his ribs. "It's not wise to question one's manhood, bastard."
Sano laughed,"She grew on you, too?"
"Ha,ha,ha, not funny." Koga replied.
Hiei sat up and said plainly,"We wouldn't kill her."
Koga frowned and moved toward the cave's exit. "Hurt her if you must, but I'm not responsible for what happens to you afterward. Remember the shock flies."
Hiei blanched and muttered some curses.
Sano scratched his head,"Shock flies?"
Koga looked over at him with a hateful expression. "That's right, they never had to use them on you, did they. You came along pretty quietly compared to the rest of us. Well, let's just say that those shock flies are worse pain than being stepped on by that metal monster Venus is rampaging in. By the way, what happened to that lunatic? Did she stop attacking?"
"Shes probably terrorizing baby animals." Sano replied as he shrugged his shoulders.
"Probably," Hiei agreed.
Koga tilted his head. "But I don't hear that thing at all. Do ya think she's gonna come back and kill us all? I wouldn't be too surprised."
"Who knows.All I hafta say is that I'm glad I'm in here and not out there!" Sano informed.
The other two nodded their agreement.
~*~
Somewhere else, a loud smack sounded through the woods, followed by insults, bad words, and numerous mentionings of hentai monks and lechers.
"Put me down lecher! I'll walk myself.Even if it kills me!" Awst guarded her chest with her life for awhile afterward.
Miroku carefully tapped the bruise shaped like Awst's hand forming on his face. 'She hits harder than Lady Sango.' he thought to himself. 'But it was worth it!...I think...Ooooowww.'
Duo wasn't even trying to suppress his laughter as he pointed at the monk and said how stupid he was for doing what he had done when she was finally starting to wake up. Kurama just looked around the forest, thinking, 'I don't know theses people, nope, I don't know them at all.'
Awst looked at Duo,"How long has he been carrying me?"
Duo grinned. "Ever since you got knocked out. His hands have been straying to several more places besides your chest. I'll be honest and admit that I was admiring you from afar, but at least I wasn't reaching for obviously private places."
Awst was pale but also blushing."H-he didn't?! Ohh who am I kidding...he did!" She inhaled and slowly exhaled,"I feel so-so...violated!" she pulled a mallet from nowhere and chased Miroku up the hill pounding him every time she got a chance.
Duo and Kurama winced and the pilot grinned sheepishly this time. "Maybe I shouldn't have laid it on so thick. She won't kill the guy, will she, Kurama?"
Kurama thought for a moment,"Probably not...I bet she'll just take out a load of pent up stress on his poor body and drag him back in the form of a bloody and bruised bag of bones. We might not recognize him at first, but I believe she will heal him sooner or later."
Awhile later Awst drug Miroku back. She was humming and skipping.Miroku was unconscious and moaning in his sleep. "Well Duo,I know you were kidding earlier but I had a lotta stress and I thought if I did this it would break him of his nasty lil' habit."
"You knew?"
"Mmm hmm!" she smiled happily and pulled Miroku along for the ride.
The Gundam pilot and the spirit detective glanced at each other momentarily, thinking the same thing: 'For being blonde she sure knows when she has or hasn't been touched.'
They walked on for a while until they found the other captives in their hideaway cave. The three conscious ones looked at Sano, Hiei, and Koga and shouted, "Lazy pussies!"
Sano shrugged. "So we found safety first, that doesn't make us pussies. It makes us smart."
"Yeah, as smart as a rock! I bet yall just ran up on this place and ducked in!"
The three of them just shuffled their feet and didn't answer. Finally Kurama changed the subject.
"So, don't you need to go to your world to get Venus's medicine, Awst? We can't leave this world until you do."
"Huh..ohh yeah!" she stopped embrasing Koga andopened a portal."All aboard!"
The swirl of multi-colored haze faded and Awst, Koga, Miroku (now awake), Hiei, Kurama, Sanosuke,and Duo appeared in Awst's and Venus's world.
Awst inhaled and smiled."Mommies cooking!"
They had appeared in Awst's room. The white walls covered with pictures of friends and family were odd to most of the bishies.
"Uhh?" Koga raised an eyebrow.
"Hmm? I can't let mommy see yall...she told me no more bishies in the house after last time."
Hiei looked at her with an expression that said 'last time?'
"Ya don't wanna know!See last time was book characters this time is manga and anime." She smiled sweetly.
They bishies shrugged.Koga plopped down on Awst's bed."This is soft!"
"Yeah it is!" Miroku agreed.
"Uhh okie dokie, you people just entertain yourselfs here while I sneak out and get her medicine!"
So Awst unwisely left her room to the mercy of the bishies. When she was gone, Duo grinned devilishly and looked around at his companions. "Who wants to go through her underwear? I sure as hell do!"
It will just be said that Awst's room was destroyed beyond recognition by the time she was back.
She returned with a pill in her hand and gaped.
"Your room was very entertaining!" Koga smirked.
She looked around and seen all her clothes on the floor all her notes from school out and most-likely read."Ohh god! Mom's going to kill me even more when she sees this." She paused. "Yup, I've been gone for over a week and now my rooms a big mess!"she shook her head then perked up,"Alrighty then lets go!"
She summoned the portal and they hopped through. When they got back the group quickly left the cave to search for the Death Scythe, which didn't prove to be a very difficult task. Once they were out of the cave, they spotted it immediately and ran straight for it, hoping that Venus was distracted by something so that she wouldn't see them coming. None of them wanted to end up as really big chunks of road kill. As it turned out, Venus was strangely asleep on a spot of grass near one of the Gundam's feet, muttering something out loud. When they got close enough to hear what she was saying, Awst paled.
"Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill," the derranged young woman was muttering in place of snores or exhaling.
Awst lightly walked up to Venus. She crouched down and dropped the pill in Venus's mouth and pinched her nose closed so she would swallow. In doing so Venus awoke and tackled Awst. They grappled for several minutes when Awst gave up because she didn't want to hurt her buddy. Venus grabbed her throat and choked her. Awst was greatly resenting being so nice. The crazed was still shouting "KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL!!!" and choking the poor teenager when she suddenly snapped back to sanity.
She looked around dazedly for a moment, taking in the scared faces of the bishies before noticing the choking sounds coming from in front of her. Venus looked down to notice a purple Awst gasping for breath that refused to reach her lungs. She shrieked and let go. "Oooohhh, I'm so sorry, Awst. What the hell happened? And why am I sitting on you? I am so lost and confused."
Awst wapped Venus on her head,"StupidpsychoticbitchfromHELL!! You fucking forgot to take your medicine!"
Venus rubbed her head tenderly for a moment. "Is that what happened? What got me so angry?"
"Uhh..hee hee...I kinda ...Well Vash and Wolfwood...gotbacktotheirownworld.."she muttered. ( A/N: when all words are together she says them really really fast!)
"Really? Oh well, we'll just get some more bishies. It doesn't matter." And she got up and helped Awst to her feet. Then she looked around worriedly. "By the way--whatever happened to Sesshomaru?"
Duo blanched and scratched his head, thinking 'Whoops, I was supposed to drag him along with us.'
Meanwhile!
Sesshomaru opened his eyes slowly and tried to sit up, but found that difficult. That's when he noticed the ropes binding his body and he suddenly became very worried. "What in the seven hells happened to me?" He noticed the strange silence and looked around. He was completely alone for the first time in he forgot how long. "Hello? Can someone untie me? Heeeelllloooo?" He suddenly heard a strange sound that was like the popping of bubble gum and he shuddered. "Help." He muttered.
The End! For now at least!
We apollogize for the amount of time it took to get this chapter up, but I think we took less time with this chapter than the last one. Oh well. So did ya like it? Hope so! Please review!!!
Hola! Me llamos Abby! Buenos noches/dias!No habla Espanol?TOO BAD FOR YOU!
Abby is a crazy nutter, isn't she, or as she says, 'A crazy fuck from Jacksonville' Actually she's not from Jacksonville it's just the Limp Bizkit lyrics (We don't claim Limp Bizkit and this is a disclaimer so we can't get sued. Hahaha you jackass lawyers!)
Hey I want to be a lawyer wen I get old!! Wat other job do ya get paid 2 lie!! I don't need truth I got a Bentley!
Oh, by the way, I'm not making fun of lawyers or anything, I just hate the fact that amateur authors who are obviously not making money off of their writing have to write disclaimers or risk possibly getting sued. Anyway, good day whoever happens to be reading this insanity!
Later dudes!(noggin!) Ohh n u HAVE TO SEE "FINDING NEMO"!Its awesome for a kid movie!
P.S. We just might make a prequle to this fic, but it's only being considered as of now.
Personally, I think we could have done better on our last chapter, but hey, nothing's perfect. Once again, I'm sorry it took so long to update last time. Okay now, anything else to say, Abby?
Lacey...do you looove me?
*Blanches* *Is a huge homophobe (no offense to those who are homosexual)* Abby...STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!! AAAAHHH!!! HELP MEEEEE!
I love you...not really...shes not my type! I like dudes!! ;D
*Shakes head to clear mind of horrfying thoughts provoked by nutty friend* Anyway, ahem, is there anything else you would like to say before we finish up the Gundam Wing part of our ficcie?
Umm..I hate Gundam wing so maybe thats y the chappie sucks...BUT I WANNA DO DRAGON KNIGHTS...its sooooooooo awesome!!!!!! Rath is soo cool!! On wit ta chappie! WOO HOO!!
P.S. She's recently become obsessed to no end with the Dragon Knights manga. I've started--ACK!! No, not the hair!! Alright, we'll start the chapter!
~*~
Koga, Hiei, and Sanosuke stood in a cave and looked to the horizon. They were the only people who made it to shelter. Miroku and Awst had been seperated from them and Venus was on a rampage from medicine deprivition.
"Do you think shes okay?" Sano asked.
"Hope so."Koga continued.
"The monk is probably with her." Hiei stated.
Sano blanched. "Ohh great..the hentai monk with lil' miss blondie."
"She's gonna get raped." Koga muttered with a sad shake of his head. "Poor girl."
Hiei smirked."Who said it would be rape?"
Koga nodded."True you can't rape the willing."
Hiei and Koga sat with knots on their heads and Sano had his fists held up in a threatening manner.
Meanwhile!
Sesshomaru, Kurama, and Duo were attempting to climb unnoticed up one of the Death Scythe's legs. Duo was muttering all sorts of profanity's as he kept his eyes on the cockpit of the Gundam. Kurama was concentrating on keeping himself from being knocked to the ground and smooshed beneath two gigantic feet. Sesshomaru was still at the foot of the thing trying desperately to free his boa from the space between a large bolt and the hole it had been driven through.
Kurama looked up at Duo. "Are you sure this is a good idea? How do we know that she doesn't have some weapon up there that she's gonna use against us?"
Duo raised an eyebrow in thought "Well, I do have a gun hidden up there underneath the seat..."
"EXCUSE ME!!!"
"Nevermind, ignore the fact that I said anything. Hey, is that other demon person still trying to get up here?"
Kurama set aside the thought of having his head blown off at the other end of a gun's barrel and nodded. "Yes, he's still trying to get that thing free."
"Damnitt! The filthy machine tore it in half!!" shouted a voice from below.
Kurama and Duo watched as the dog demon quickly joined them. Only half of his fur boa was slung over his shoulder, and it wasn't exactly looking as though it would see any more battles. "Is it just me, or did this accursed thing stop moving?"
Infact, it had stopped moving. Well, at least the legs had stopped moving. The right arm had just then snatched up the three bishies. Obviously, Venus had figured out that her captives were becoming mutinous. In the hand of the Gundam, the three blanched and did the one thing that was left for them to do.
"HELP US DAMNITT!!!!"
~*~
Awst jumped as she felt a nosy hand rubb her thigh. "Stop that..pervert!!"
"Ohh...me?" Miroku grinned."I'm not a pervert.I've just got a cursed hand...literally."
"Ohh, save it for the judge!"
They walked off into the forest looking for the others."Where do ya think they are?"
"Who knows. I suppose they have either found shelter or been killed. But, it's hard to tell. Each of them are powerful, they have at least some common sense and a few survival skills, yet they're also uncooperative to each other and can be rather stupid most of the time. I seriously think they're screwed though."
Awst eyes watered,"My bishies...my poor poor bishies! Even though I hate Hiei, I hope they are okay...I spent so muck time collecting them!" She glomped Miroku and continued,"You were the second one I collected and with my luck you're the only one left!!"
Miroku sympathetically patted her back and tried to pretend that he didn't mind lack of oxygen from her grip. But sooner or later he groped her to make sure she jumped away and he breathed freely again.
She was looking at him with the evil eye when she burst out laughing."Miroku, there is a bird flying towards your head...ohh wait the bird is dead...ohh shit I think the little birdie must have flown into something hard...like a metal object. A crazy metal object."
Miroku's eyes dialated."Shes above us then." Awst nodded."Then lets go..shh" He signed for them to head up the hill.
Unfortunately for the teenager and her monk bishie, Venus had already spotted them. With one gigantic mechanical hand holding the Death Scythe's weapon and the other holding her three captives, she gave chase. In one of the giant hands, Sesshomaru, Duo, and Kurama were attempting to warn Miroku and Awst.
"RUN FOR IT!!!"
"HIDE, you idiots, HIDE!!!"
Sesshomaru just looked at the other two and raised an eyebrow. "If you're going to get their attention, at least do it right." He used his ruined fur boa to hurl a rock ( don't ask where he got the rock) at the two. It made its mark right on the back of Awst's head, knocking her out cold. Duo and Kurama gave Sesshomaru reproving looks and the dog demon shrugged. "Whoops."
Venus reached for Awst and Miroku. Desperate Miroku threw himself on the unconsious Awst and then turned towards Venus and unleashed the wind tunnel. He predicted her next move would be to retreat. She not only did this but she also dropped her captives as she launched herself into the sky and flew away. He cutt off the wind tunnel before he sucked them in and rolled himself and Awst out of the way of the captives landing.
Sesshomaru hit the ground first with a loud thud and was consequently knocked out. Kurama's landing was much more graceful, as he had a tree catch him before he could meet the same fate as his fellow demon. Duo just got caught in a tangle of pine branches before landing next to Sesshomaru's unconscious form.
The Gundam pilot sat up and shook his head thoroughly. "Whooooaaaa, what a rush! That would have been fun except for the landing--and the fact that someone kneed my back as we were falling. Who the hell did that?"
Kurama pointed "innocently" at Sesshomaru. "It was him. It wasn't me, I swear. Uh-oh. I'm not carrying him all the way to whatever shelter there might be around here. Someone else is carrying 'Fluff-maru'."
"Well..I call Awst!" Miroku exclaimed with a smirk. He looked at Duo."That leaves you my friend."
"Ahh shit!" Duo shouted as he tossed a rock at the monk. "Can't a couple fellow human beings have mercy for each other?" Miroku got a rope out of nowhere for Duo to drag the demon with. "Fuck!"
"Well thats mercy. And I'm going to have to carry Lady Awst with...care.."he smirked," you know how gentle and fragile human ladies are."
Kurama sweatdropped and thought, 'Oh sure, he's going to handle her with care alright. He's going to be just gentle enough that she won't wake up to him groping her.'
~*~
Koga sat in comfort in the cave. It reminded him of his den. Sanosuke sighed and tossed pebbles. Hiei leaned against a wall.
"Where do ya think they are?" Sanosuke asked.
"Who knows." Koga said with a bored sigh.
"Who gives a damn," Hiei muttered.
"Well,with out her we can't leave this god forsaken place!" Sano replied.
Hiei muttered several irritated profanities before standing up. "Okay then, let's find that girl's ass and make her take us back home. I for one am tired of theses games."
Koga laughed,"We can't really make her.Anyway the worst thing that we could do is hurt her..and I don't think I could hurt her."
The fire demon looked over at Koga. "And just why couldn't you hurt her? Am I the only sane one here? That girl kidnapped you, damnitt, and you've fallen for her! What kind of man are you!?"
A rock zoomed over from Koga's direction and knocked Hiei unconscious. Koga muttered a few insults before kicking his ribs. "It's not wise to question one's manhood, bastard."
Sano laughed,"She grew on you, too?"
"Ha,ha,ha, not funny." Koga replied.
Hiei sat up and said plainly,"We wouldn't kill her."
Koga frowned and moved toward the cave's exit. "Hurt her if you must, but I'm not responsible for what happens to you afterward. Remember the shock flies."
Hiei blanched and muttered some curses.
Sano scratched his head,"Shock flies?"
Koga looked over at him with a hateful expression. "That's right, they never had to use them on you, did they. You came along pretty quietly compared to the rest of us. Well, let's just say that those shock flies are worse pain than being stepped on by that metal monster Venus is rampaging in. By the way, what happened to that lunatic? Did she stop attacking?"
"Shes probably terrorizing baby animals." Sano replied as he shrugged his shoulders.
"Probably," Hiei agreed.
Koga tilted his head. "But I don't hear that thing at all. Do ya think she's gonna come back and kill us all? I wouldn't be too surprised."
"Who knows.All I hafta say is that I'm glad I'm in here and not out there!" Sano informed.
The other two nodded their agreement.
~*~
Somewhere else, a loud smack sounded through the woods, followed by insults, bad words, and numerous mentionings of hentai monks and lechers.
"Put me down lecher! I'll walk myself.Even if it kills me!" Awst guarded her chest with her life for awhile afterward.
Miroku carefully tapped the bruise shaped like Awst's hand forming on his face. 'She hits harder than Lady Sango.' he thought to himself. 'But it was worth it!...I think...Ooooowww.'
Duo wasn't even trying to suppress his laughter as he pointed at the monk and said how stupid he was for doing what he had done when she was finally starting to wake up. Kurama just looked around the forest, thinking, 'I don't know theses people, nope, I don't know them at all.'
Awst looked at Duo,"How long has he been carrying me?"
Duo grinned. "Ever since you got knocked out. His hands have been straying to several more places besides your chest. I'll be honest and admit that I was admiring you from afar, but at least I wasn't reaching for obviously private places."
Awst was pale but also blushing."H-he didn't?! Ohh who am I kidding...he did!" She inhaled and slowly exhaled,"I feel so-so...violated!" she pulled a mallet from nowhere and chased Miroku up the hill pounding him every time she got a chance.
Duo and Kurama winced and the pilot grinned sheepishly this time. "Maybe I shouldn't have laid it on so thick. She won't kill the guy, will she, Kurama?"
Kurama thought for a moment,"Probably not...I bet she'll just take out a load of pent up stress on his poor body and drag him back in the form of a bloody and bruised bag of bones. We might not recognize him at first, but I believe she will heal him sooner or later."
Awhile later Awst drug Miroku back. She was humming and skipping.Miroku was unconscious and moaning in his sleep. "Well Duo,I know you were kidding earlier but I had a lotta stress and I thought if I did this it would break him of his nasty lil' habit."
"You knew?"
"Mmm hmm!" she smiled happily and pulled Miroku along for the ride.
The Gundam pilot and the spirit detective glanced at each other momentarily, thinking the same thing: 'For being blonde she sure knows when she has or hasn't been touched.'
They walked on for a while until they found the other captives in their hideaway cave. The three conscious ones looked at Sano, Hiei, and Koga and shouted, "Lazy pussies!"
Sano shrugged. "So we found safety first, that doesn't make us pussies. It makes us smart."
"Yeah, as smart as a rock! I bet yall just ran up on this place and ducked in!"
The three of them just shuffled their feet and didn't answer. Finally Kurama changed the subject.
"So, don't you need to go to your world to get Venus's medicine, Awst? We can't leave this world until you do."
"Huh..ohh yeah!" she stopped embrasing Koga andopened a portal."All aboard!"
The swirl of multi-colored haze faded and Awst, Koga, Miroku (now awake), Hiei, Kurama, Sanosuke,and Duo appeared in Awst's and Venus's world.
Awst inhaled and smiled."Mommies cooking!"
They had appeared in Awst's room. The white walls covered with pictures of friends and family were odd to most of the bishies.
"Uhh?" Koga raised an eyebrow.
"Hmm? I can't let mommy see yall...she told me no more bishies in the house after last time."
Hiei looked at her with an expression that said 'last time?'
"Ya don't wanna know!See last time was book characters this time is manga and anime." She smiled sweetly.
They bishies shrugged.Koga plopped down on Awst's bed."This is soft!"
"Yeah it is!" Miroku agreed.
"Uhh okie dokie, you people just entertain yourselfs here while I sneak out and get her medicine!"
So Awst unwisely left her room to the mercy of the bishies. When she was gone, Duo grinned devilishly and looked around at his companions. "Who wants to go through her underwear? I sure as hell do!"
It will just be said that Awst's room was destroyed beyond recognition by the time she was back.
She returned with a pill in her hand and gaped.
"Your room was very entertaining!" Koga smirked.
She looked around and seen all her clothes on the floor all her notes from school out and most-likely read."Ohh god! Mom's going to kill me even more when she sees this." She paused. "Yup, I've been gone for over a week and now my rooms a big mess!"she shook her head then perked up,"Alrighty then lets go!"
She summoned the portal and they hopped through. When they got back the group quickly left the cave to search for the Death Scythe, which didn't prove to be a very difficult task. Once they were out of the cave, they spotted it immediately and ran straight for it, hoping that Venus was distracted by something so that she wouldn't see them coming. None of them wanted to end up as really big chunks of road kill. As it turned out, Venus was strangely asleep on a spot of grass near one of the Gundam's feet, muttering something out loud. When they got close enough to hear what she was saying, Awst paled.
"Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill," the derranged young woman was muttering in place of snores or exhaling.
Awst lightly walked up to Venus. She crouched down and dropped the pill in Venus's mouth and pinched her nose closed so she would swallow. In doing so Venus awoke and tackled Awst. They grappled for several minutes when Awst gave up because she didn't want to hurt her buddy. Venus grabbed her throat and choked her. Awst was greatly resenting being so nice. The crazed was still shouting "KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL!!!" and choking the poor teenager when she suddenly snapped back to sanity.
She looked around dazedly for a moment, taking in the scared faces of the bishies before noticing the choking sounds coming from in front of her. Venus looked down to notice a purple Awst gasping for breath that refused to reach her lungs. She shrieked and let go. "Oooohhh, I'm so sorry, Awst. What the hell happened? And why am I sitting on you? I am so lost and confused."
Awst wapped Venus on her head,"StupidpsychoticbitchfromHELL!! You fucking forgot to take your medicine!"
Venus rubbed her head tenderly for a moment. "Is that what happened? What got me so angry?"
"Uhh..hee hee...I kinda ...Well Vash and Wolfwood...gotbacktotheirownworld.."she muttered. ( A/N: when all words are together she says them really really fast!)
"Really? Oh well, we'll just get some more bishies. It doesn't matter." And she got up and helped Awst to her feet. Then she looked around worriedly. "By the way--whatever happened to Sesshomaru?"
Duo blanched and scratched his head, thinking 'Whoops, I was supposed to drag him along with us.'
Meanwhile!
Sesshomaru opened his eyes slowly and tried to sit up, but found that difficult. That's when he noticed the ropes binding his body and he suddenly became very worried. "What in the seven hells happened to me?" He noticed the strange silence and looked around. He was completely alone for the first time in he forgot how long. "Hello? Can someone untie me? Heeeelllloooo?" He suddenly heard a strange sound that was like the popping of bubble gum and he shuddered. "Help." He muttered.
The End! For now at least!
We apollogize for the amount of time it took to get this chapter up, but I think we took less time with this chapter than the last one. Oh well. So did ya like it? Hope so! Please review!!!
Hola! Me llamos Abby! Buenos noches/dias!No habla Espanol?TOO BAD FOR YOU!
Abby is a crazy nutter, isn't she, or as she says, 'A crazy fuck from Jacksonville' Actually she's not from Jacksonville it's just the Limp Bizkit lyrics (We don't claim Limp Bizkit and this is a disclaimer so we can't get sued. Hahaha you jackass lawyers!)
Hey I want to be a lawyer wen I get old!! Wat other job do ya get paid 2 lie!! I don't need truth I got a Bentley!
Oh, by the way, I'm not making fun of lawyers or anything, I just hate the fact that amateur authors who are obviously not making money off of their writing have to write disclaimers or risk possibly getting sued. Anyway, good day whoever happens to be reading this insanity!
Later dudes!(noggin!) Ohh n u HAVE TO SEE "FINDING NEMO"!Its awesome for a kid movie!
P.S. We just might make a prequle to this fic, but it's only being considered as of now.
