Sesshomaru's feet

By Emi-Chan Sesshomaru, Myouga, Inu Yasha, Aun, Rin and Jaken belong to Inu Yasha and Rumiko Takahashi Sadako belongs to Ringu and it's creators Mama Sadako, Basan Hana and Hato are original characters (This is supposed to be a comedy! Forgive me I.Y. fanfic writers for not following the real story in any way)

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A tall pale figure stood a short way from a small village. "Jaken, go and round up Aun." "But Sesshomaru-sama, we're leaving again?" "Hai, forever this time." He smirked and held up a small envelope, his long white hair drifting in the light wind. "Very well Danna." The toad bowed and ran off.

~*~*~*~*Several Years Later*~*~*~*~

"Mama!" A girl ran into her Kaasan's arms. "Mama Sadako!" The girl smiled. She had long, straight black hair and bright yellow eyes. She wore a long white kimono with a blue and yellow cloth tying it. "Mama!" "Calm down Hato." Her kaasan commanded, glaring at her. Hato sat down and obeyed her kaasan. "Good girl." Her kaasan smiled brightly and patted her head. "Now what did you want? Hurry before Mama has to go back inside." "I wanted to know something. I have a Kaasan, you, but who's my Tousan?" "Oh, I'm sorry sweetie, but. you see." Sadako hesitated, thinking. "Mama has to go in side now!" Her mother ran quickly into the house.

In side sat a youkai with long blonde hair. She brushed the hair back and rubbed her white dog-ears. The house was a small wooden hut; in the center was a well. "Don't slam the door, it hurts my ears." "Sorry imotou." The sister fixed her modern blue skirt and the armor coving her hips. "So what was wrong with Hato?" "She wants to meet her Tousan Hana." Sadako sat down on a pillow and fixed the hem of her long white dress. "How can you see with all the black hair in the way?" Sadako shook her head and her wavy black hair stayed in place. "I just can."

"Mama Sadako wouldn't tell me. I bet Basan Hana won't either. I want to find my Tousan." Hato stood up and looked around. "No one in this village is my Tousan, or alive for that matter, they've all disappeared mysteriously. I will set out to find my real Tousan." Hato began walking out of her village, still being young; she had no idea how to survive in the world or how dangerous it would be.

"So how are things with Inu Yasha dear half sister?" Sadako asked. Hana waved a golden ring with a blue gem in her face. "He proposed! We're going to get married soon!" "Hai, you've told me that countless times." "Oh. Have I told you the story? We were at the beach and-" Sadako jumped out of her seat. "Nani?" "Hato's gone." "Oh no." "Oh no is right! My child support checks have just disappeared!" "She'll come back eventually right?" "Hai." Sadako sat back down and Hana continued her story.

"Papa! Papa?" Hato stood over a small mushroom. She sniffed it. "Yucky!" She continued on her way, looked around carefully. "I don't like this, a ningen shouldn't be alone in a mori of youkai. I didn't even know there was mori here. Papa?" She stared at a snake on a branch. "Are you my Papa?" The snake jerked its head back and slithered away quickly. "Not Papa." She took another step and tripped over a log. "Ow, are you my Papa?" The log rolled away. Hato stared at the ground, depressed.

Hato continued searching. "Papa! Papa? Who is my papa?"

Myouga sat on a log, sipping tea from a miniature cup. "I wonder if Inu Yasha can handle all those youkai at once? Oh! If he lives he'll squash me!" Hato's jumped on the log, squashing Myouga. Myouga lay flat on the ground "Go Inu Yahsa, go."

"So where is he now?" "Oh, he had some business to take care of." "What kind?" "Hoards of youkai. an extermination really." "How many youkai?" "I don't know, a million?" "And you let him go?" "He's gonna win." "You really ought to keep him on a tighter leash." "It didn't work for you." "Ah shut up."

Hato climbed out of the mori and looked over a large valley and a clear pond, a small village at its base. "Wow, what place is this?" Hato ran towards the village.

An old man and his grandson walked out towards the pond. "What a beautiful day Jiisan!" "That it is my boy." "Jiisan! What's that?" The old man looked up and screamed. "YOUKAI! A YOUKAI IS HEADING FOR THE VILLAGE!"

Hato heard the old man's yelling and screamed. "Oh no! A youkai!" She ran in fear, back towards the mori.

"The youkai, is gone Jiisan." The little boy said. The old man smiled. "That is good my boy." "Jiisan, another one!" The pointed in the opposite direction at a large dragon flying near. "YOUKAI! A YOUKAI IS HEADING FOR THE VILLAGE!"

"Mama Sadako!" Hato ran into the room and hugged her Kaasan. "Mama! A youkai is chasing me." "So?" "So stop it!" "Oh fine." Sadako rose and dragged her daughter outside. "What youkai? I don't see any." A large brown dragon landed in front of them. A pale youkai slid off its back and walked towards the house. "Sadako, I heard you killed our child again." "No, I just lost her. She came back, see?" Sadako pushed Hato towards the youkai. "Papa?" "Hai." "PAPA!" Hato ran and hugged her Tousan. Sesshomaru stared at her and scratched his head. "Why is she like this?" "Well, the last time she saw you she was less then three months old." "Does she even know she's a youkai?" "I doubt it, she's pretty clueless."

"I'm. a hanyou?" Hato asked, taking a step back from her tousan. "Iie, you're a full youkai." Her mother said. "MAMA! YOU'RE A YOUKAI?" "Duh, I mean, didn't you notice the white skin, the clear lack of fingernails, the "mysterious" disappearance of all villagers, the mass grave yard of bones in our backyard, the wild, terrifying shrieks at night?" "Well. kind of."

Hana came outside and smiled. "Sesshomaru! Did you hear?" "Yes, please stop telling me." "Inu Yasha and I are engaged!" "I HEARD!" "Oh. does Hato know?" "What, about the time she was killed?" Sesshomaru asked. "I was killed?" Hato almost cried. "Yeah." Sadako rubbed the back of her head and laughed nervously. "You were a baby and for one reason or another I kind of killed you. Your tousan had to revive you with the Tenseiga." "He did?" "Hai. He cared about you more then I did. It's not that he actually loves you, it's a matter of pride really." Hato ran and hugged her tousan. "Oh Papa! You love me! Then." Hato scratched her head in confusion. "Where have you been the past few years?"

"I dumped you with your mother when you were three months old." "Why?" "I got a divorce." "You did?" Sadako nodded. "Hai, we were only together for twelve months and I was pregnant for nine of those months." "Hai, I understand that part, why did he leave?" "Oh your tousan found a younger girlfriend." "You did?" "Sesshomaru-sama." An eighteen-year-old Rin slid off of Aun and walked towards them slowly.

"STEP MAMA!" Hato ran and hugged Rin. "He dumped you for her?" Hana asked in awe. "She's so beautiful! Why did he even marry you if he could have had her?" Sadako glared at her half-sister. "Say, I bet Rin has heard the story of your engagement." Hana ran towards Rin and began talking. Hato walked slowly back towards her tousan. "I was happy meeting you Papa. Do I get go home with you?" "Iie. I'm not even going to bother visiting you on weekends. Just know I'm the most power youkai ever and I love you more then you mother does which isn't saying a lot." "Oh. Okay. Nice to meet you Papa!" "Nice to see you daughter I pay for but never actually wanted." Sesshomaru climbed aboard Aun and Rin ran to join him. Aun turned around and began running then took off into the air.

"I'm a youkai, but I'm an Inu Hanyou and zombie hanyou like thing." Hana nodded. "Hai, like me. I'm an Inu Hanyou and a Zombie hanyou... apparently." "Basan Hana?" "Hai?" "Will my Papa ever come to visit me?" "Iie, not really. I think when he brought you back to life with the Tenseiga he didn't bring your brain back." "Nani?" "Baka." "Oh."

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And that was the story of how Hato found her Tousan, Sesshomaru. I avoided using certain Japanese words because of personal feelings and a lack of ownership over certain characters. I left the words Mama and Papa because it's so much cuter. Besides, the charter is named Mama Sadako and I don't have the legal right to change it, even if I wanted to. Papa stayed so Mama wouldn't seem so weird.

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