Sesshomaru's Feet part two

By Emi-Chan Sesshomaru, Myouga, Inu Yasha, Aun, Rin and Jaken belong to Inu Yasha and Rumiko Takahashi Sadako belongs to Ringu and it's creators Mama Sadako, Basan Hana, Poppins, Spooky, Uncle Kinky and Hato are original characters (This is supposed to be a comedy! Forgive me I.Y. fanfic writers for not following the real story in any way)

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Hato woke up and looked around her small hut. Her Kaasan was gone, but her Basan, Hana was sitting on a pillow, staring at her ring and writing in the dirt. "Basan Hana?" Hana looked up and smiled. "Ohayo, sleepy head. Get up." "Where is Mama Sadako?" "Sadako went out. She's at a courthouse." "Nani?"

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"Sadako-san, why have do you demand custody of your child, Hato to her tousan now after almost eight years?" A tall man in a black robe asked. "Well your honor, I'm just so freaking tired of my kid, it would be awesome to just drop her with her tousan every weekend. I mean, my former husband misses our child so greatly and my daughter truly wants to spend time with him." "Very well, custody of Hato will be paid to her tousan Sesshomaru, on weekends?" "Can't he just have full custody? I mean, I've tried to drowned her and she just won't stay down. Oh, I mean, hai, thank you your honor." Sadako turned and walked away, muttering profanities.

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"How did it go Neesan?" Hana asked when Sadako returned home. "Every weekend!" Sadako cheered. "Sugio!" "I know! I'll have more time to work on failing relationships!" Hato crawled forward and stared at her kaasan. "Mama? What do you mean?" "Oh, umm." Sadako bent down and smiled at her daughter. "Hato, how would you like to spend some more time with tousan?" Hato gasped. "Really!? He wants to see me again?" "Hell no- uh, yes, he does. Every weekend." "What is a weekend?"

Sadako informed her former husband of the arrangement. Needless to say, Sesshomaru was anything but happy.

"My wedding planner is coming in, we have to go find her." Hana said to Sadako. "Really, when?" "On Saturday." "Who is your wedding planner anyway?" "Poppins." Sadako froze. "Po- Poppins?" "Hai, Poppins. She volunteered." "But.. Hato will be away, I'll have to see her." "What's the big deal? Poppins is your daughter." "Mama?" Hato scratched her head. "Who is Poppins?" "No one Hato. Go pack your things. You're going to visit tousan."

On Friday, Sadako sent Hato alone threw the woods to find her tousan. Hato wandered around until she found Sesshomaru near a crispy village on the edge of a lake. "TOUSAN!" Hato ran and hugged her tousan. Sesshomaru sighed and began to walk, dreading the time he would have to spend with her.

Sadako ran around, trying to find something she could do to avoid seeing Poppins. "What's the big deal Sadako?" Hana asked her Neesan. "I don't want to have to see Poppins. She moved away after Spooky and I divorced. "Hai, what was he, your third husband?" "Iie, I think he was my fifth." The two of them sat, trying to recall. "Well, that doesn't matter!" Hana sighed. "Hato doesn't know her step-tousans or step-neesans?" "Iie! She never heard any of them."

Sesshomaru brought Hato aboard Aun. Hato was so excited; she had never seen anything like him before. Rin was happy to see Sesshomaru spending time with his daughter.

"Papa Sesshomaru! What do I call her?" Hato asked, pointing to Rin. "Rin." He growled. "Rin!" Hato hugged Rin. "Rin! I remember you! I met you when I met Papa! You are Papa's wife! But you are not mama!" Rin nodded and smiled. Sesshomaru smirked, having come up with a cunning and brilliant plan.

"Poppins is coming tomorrow, I think Spooky will be with her." "I don't want to see Spooky again." "Why not?" "Spooky? The Skeleton Demon? No thanks. He's cute and all, but I'm no good at confronting divorcees without my dagger." "A word of advice, leave the dagger home."

Sesshomaru picked up Hato. "Come child." He walked with her, into the woods and dropped her on the ground. "We are playing Kakurenbo, go hide and I will seek you." Hato smiled and hugged her tousan's leg. "Hai Tousan!" Hato ran off into the woods. Sesshomaru stared for a moment and turned around, walking out of the woods.

Sadako was desperate, in only a few moments, Poppins and her ex-husband Spooky would be visiting. "Relax Neesan, it won't be for long. well, iie, it will be for long. They're invited to the wedding too." "Where's Inu Yasha?" "My darling is out slaying demons." "Is that all he ever does?" "That and bury villagers."

Hato looked around the forest and sighed. "Where is papa? Tousan!" Hato could hear no replied. "Tousan?" Her tousan wasn't there. Hato sighed and tried to find her way home.

"POPPINS!" Hana rushed out the door to greet her niece. "Basan!" Poppins hugged her. Poppins had short purple and calm brown eyes. She looked around quickly. "Where's Kaasan?" "Umm." Sadako walked out of the hut and hugged her daughter. "Poppins, it's so wonderful to see you again." Sadako said calmly, trying to suppress her stabby mood. "I'd love to stay but I have to go and," Sadako thought quickly. "Umm, pick up Hato!" "Hato?" "Oh, your imotou." "I have an imotou?" "Hai, she's with her tousan right now, I have to go and get her- be fore he eats her." Sadako began to walk away. She sighed with relief. She felt a small hand come across her rear. Sadako screamed and turned around. "SPOOKY!"

Spooky, the five inch tall skeleton demon stood behind her. He saluted her and squeaked. "Spooky! Don't you speak to me that way!" He squeaked again. "I have to go pick up my daughter!" He squeaked and began to walk away. Sadako stuck out her tongue and went on her way.

"So, have you founded a good DJ Poppins?" Poppins twirled her hair around her finger and nodded. "Hai! My Jisan, Kinky will do it for free." Hana stared blankly at her. "Umm. yeah. you see, there might be children at this wedding and, I don't want anyone to freak out-" "Oh, no, Kinky is cool. He won't do anything naughty." "I should hope not."

Sadako wandered into the woods and sighed. Hato was in a tree, curled into a fetal position, rocking back and forth slowly. "Hato, we're going home." "Kaasan? Mama Sadako!" Hato jumped from the tree and hugged her mother. "Yeah, yeah. Come on, we can't go home. I might as well teach you to kill villagers." "Why can we not go home?" "Your neesan is visiting." "NEESAN!" Hato smiled. "I have a neesan!?" "Hai, which is why we have to go now." "Mama! I want to meet her!"

Sadako brought Hato home to meet her neesan, Poppins and they seemed pleased to meet. Hato got along well with her step-tousan Spooky. Sadako tried not to speak to them, but in the end, she was forced to.

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And that was the story of how Hato found her step-Tousan, Spooky and her step-neesan, Poppins. Sesshomaru went to court and demanded he no longer have to see Hato. Judge Imori, avoiding his own children agreed. I avoided using certain Japanese words because of personal feelings and a lack of ownership over certain characters. I left the words Mama and Papa because it's so much cuter. Besides, the charter is named Mama Sadako and I don't have the legal right to change it, even if I wanted to. Papa stayed so Mama wouldn't seem so weird.

If you review maybe Hato will be happy and come back to go on another adventure!