Sesshomaru's feet part 3

By Emi-Chan Sesshomaru, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Inu Yasha, Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Kikyo, Hachiemon, Mushin, Kohaku, Toto-sai, his bull, Koga, Ayame, Ginta, Hakkaku, Rin and Jaken belong to Inu Yasha and Ramna ½ and all their magical songs belong to Ramna ½ and Rumiko Takahashi Sadako belongs to Ringu and it's creators Filth is a song by Dir en Grey, it belongs to them, all hail the Grey! Hamtaro belongs to Ritsuko Kawai and the creators of Hamtaro and Gohan to Akira Toriyama and all who worked hard on DB, DBZ and DBGT. Mama Sadako, Basan Hana, Jessica, Jessica, Nada, Spooky, Uncle Kinky and Hato are original characters (This is supposed to be a comedy! Forgive me I.Y. fanfic writers for not following the real story in any way)

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Hana lay awake on her futon, staring at the ceiling, thinking only of the next day. She tried to set aside her anticipation, but she still could not sleep. After lying motionless for what seemed much longer then it factually was, she drifted into sleep.

"WAKE UP HANA! Shimatta, you must be the only woman to ever sleep through her own wedding!" Hana sat up right in bed then fell back down. "Itai, my head." "Yeah, the bachelorette party kicked ass, but come on now! We have to go! If you don't get there in time, you'll miss your wedding!" Sadako rose from her sister's futon and walked across the small hut to where Hato was trying on a new kimono. "Mama Sadako, what is a wedding?" "It's when two people have a big party then leave each other four hours later. Marriages never work out. You're eight now, right?" "Sou omoi-masu." "Hai. You'll have your first marriage soon. I've already set up a base ground of suitors." "But. I'm just a little kid!" "Hai, in our family, it is traditional to be married again and again and again. Hana is the only one not to complete that." "That's right!" Hana yelled, dressing quickly and eating at the same time. "And I'm not going to screw up this marriage!"

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Sesshomaru stood in front of a small white chapel, covered in pink banners, flowers and bells. "Sesshomaru-sama?" Rin hugged his arm. "I'm sorry to have dragged you here, but it is your brother being married." "Inu Yasha is a half demon, to compare him to kono, Sesshomaru is madness." Rin smiled. "I would never compare you two! I only thought we should support him, besides, it's fun and catered!" A thin, five-inch skeleton walked by with a chicken on a leash. Another, slightly chubbier one chased after him, squeaking. Rin and Sesshomaru just stared. "Hana is Sadako's imotou. this place will be a circus." "Young Hato is supposed to be the flower girl, and a kitsune of the name Shippo is the Ring bearer."

Hana arrived at the church are ran as quickly as she could to a room to change into her dress. Her bride's maid, Sadako followed her closely, carrying Hato is her arms. Hana quickly changed into a long, elegant white dress, adorn in jewels and silks. Sadako changed in a plain white dress and Hato was dressing in a small pink dress, decorated in flowers.

Inu Yasha stood in another room a black tuxedo. Miroku smiled and closed his eyes. "That looks fine Inu Yasha." "Arigatou. I guess." Miroku left the room, followed by Sango who was waiting outside the door. "And such an attractive bride, hmm, I wouldn't mind to marry the girl myself, if she would bear my children-" Miroku was slammed to the ground with Sango's boomerang. "Honestly Houshi-sama! On her wedding day!?" Miroku sat up and rubbed his head. "Oh! Sango! It's you! Not that I wouldn't want you to bear my children, I'd much rather have, ten, twenty, even a thousand children with you!" He patted her butt. "HENTAI!!!" Sango progressed beat him with her boomerang.

Soon, the ceremony began. On one half on the small chapel, were Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken, Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Kikyo, Hachiemon, Mushin, Kohaku, Toto- sai, his bull, Koga, Ayame, Ginta, Hakkaku and many others. As crowded, as Inu Yasha's side may have seemed, Hana's side was over flowing with her friends and Sadako's failed marriages and children. Poppins was bustling around, helping Spooky and Kinky set up a record player. Sadako's twin daughters, Jessica and Jessica, were helping people to their seats. Sadako's daughter Nada was talking with her tousan, Gohan and Sadako's ex husband, the hamster demon Hamutaro.

Music began to play, contributed by Hana's jisan, Kinky. Jisan Kinky unfortunately had poor taste in music and a sick sense of humor, began the ceremony with the song Yasashii, Ii Ko ni Narenai (I Can't Become a Gentle, Good Girl: Ramna ½). Inu Yasha glared at him and Kinky changed the song to My Will (1st ending theme: Inu Yasha).

Miroku stood at the front, large bandages covering the back of his head. Inu Yasha eyed him suspiciously. "How'd you get that?" He coughed into his hand. "Sango." Kinky switched the music to a more classical wedding music. Hato walked slowly down the aisle throwing flower petals in peoples faces and on the ground. Shippo, Sango and Sadako followed her. Then came Hana in her elegant wedding dress. Inu Yasha smiled.

They reached the end of the aisle and stopped. Hana hugged her bouquet of Roses and Sakura. Miroku began to talk and everyone pretended to listen, but inside, they were all bored to death. "Inu Yasha, do you take Hana to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Miroku asked. "Hai." "And Hana, do you take Inu Yasha to be your lawfully wedded husband, threw sickness and health, richness and poorness, full demon form and full moons. whatever that means." "Hai." "Should anyone hold a reason why these two should not be joined, please speak now or forever hold your heiwa." Everyone in the chapel stood up and began to yell. Miroku smiled nervously. "Okay, let's do this a different way! Does anyone not have a reason why these two should be married?" Everything was silent. "Hai." Hato raised her hand. "Basan Hana loves Inu Yasha, and Inu Yasha loves Basan Hana. It shouldn't matter what they say." She said, pointing to the pews. "Good enough. With the power vested in me by. well, with the power vested in me, I proclaim you Hanyou and wife. husband and wife. You may begin the mating process!" Sango smacked the back of Miroku's head.

Inu Yasha and Hana kissed and ran down the aisle, Hana, throwing her bouquet behind her. "Hentai!" "Please, Sango, be merciful!" The bouquet landed in Sango's hands. She blushed. "Ah, now that's more like it." Miroku reached up and stroked Sango's behind. Sango shrieked and hit him with the flower. "Sango! Iie! Those have thorn!"

At the reception, Jisan Kinky played Every Heart (Fourth ending theme: Inu Yasha) apposed to his first choice, Filth (Dir en Grey). It was a lovely party and Hana had never been happier. Although, when the song Embryo (Dir en Grey) started to play, everyone could tell it was time to leave.

Sadako and Hato went home alone, as Hana went off on her honeymoon. "Mama Sadako?" "Hai, Hato?" "You said I would have to get married soon." "Hai, in a few months I'll pick a suitor, you'll be married and then divorced. Single and depressed, then married, then divorced again. It's a viscous cycle our family holds dear." "Why do people get married?" "Because they love each other I guess." "Then why do they divorce?" "Iie real reason." "Oh. will Basan Hana and Jisan Inu Yasha come to visit?" "Hai, Hana will be back soon. Next time Inu Yasha goes away to slay demons she will stay with us." "Mama Sadako, I had fun today!" "I'm sure you did." Sadako began to sharpen a knife, not for any specific reason. "Mama, please don't stab me in my sleep." "Very well. Oyasumi Hato." Sadako went out to terrorize villages and Hato fell asleep with sweet dreams of someday having her own, big beautiful wedding and not having to leave someone she loves.

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And that was the story of how Hana married her true love, Inu Yasha. The wedding was weird, I know, but come on, how normal could that wedding really be? I avoided using certain Japanese words because of personal feelings and a lack of ownership over certain characters. I left the words Mama and Papa because it's so much cuter. Besides, the charter is named Mama Sadako and I don't have the legal right to change it, even if I wanted to.

If you review maybe Hato will be happy and come back to go on another adventure!

(Also, please don't send any flaming reviews. I am a big supporter of Inu Yasha and Kagome. Kagome was left out so Inu Yasha could marry Hana. So the real Hana would be happy! ^^)