A Play Involving Neville Longbottom and Two Strangers

Total stranger: ÒBeanoÕs brother was imprisoned for being a good pupil. Because he was in somebodyÕs eye. He was ---aaaaargh! Oh, no! Neville! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! What are you doing here?Ó Neville: ÒGood question.Ó Stranger: ÒBut this is Super Saver.Ó Neville: ÒOh, it is? WhatÕs that?Ó Stranger: ÒA supermarket.Ó Neville: ÒOh. Maybe IÕm here because Gran sent me for milk... and mild sauce. Grad sent me for Dubbledore! HO HO HO.Ó Stranger: ÒWHAT is your shoe saying?Ó Neville: ÒOh --- itÕs allergic to meatloaf.Ó Stranger: ÒHuh?Ó Neville: ÒMeatloaf.Ó ANOTHER STRANGER SUDDENLY APPEARS OUT OF THIN AIR. Stranger 2: ÒPORK!Ó Neville: ÒWell, hi. Do I know you?Ó Stranger 2: ÒNo, do I know you?Ó Neville: ÒNo, but can you tell me where the mild sauce is?Ó ORIGINAL STRANGER SHRUGS AND WALKS AWAY.