Sesshomaru's feet part 4
By Emi-Chan Sesshomaru, and Inu Yasha belong to Inu Yasha and Ranma belongs to Rumiko Takahashi Sadako belongs to Ringu and it's creators Haru belongs to Fruits Basket and it's creator Mama Sadako, Basan Hana, and Hato are original characters (This is supposed to be a comedy! Forgive me I.Y. fanfic writers for not following the real story in any way)
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"Mama.?" Hato slowly rose from her futon and searched for her kaasan. "Mama Sadako must be out plundering and destroying a new village. I hope she returns soon." Hato sat down in the center of the tiny hut and waited for her kaasan, only the sound of the ame keeping her company.
Sadako did not return that night or the next morning. Hato was terrified. Horrifying thoughts plagued her mind. "Mama Sadako. where has my Kaasan gone off to? Will she return to me? What if she does not? Has she finally abandoned me like she always said she would?" Hato grabbed her head and lied down slowly. "Oh kaasan." The door swung open, lightning from outside masked the figure in the doorway. "MAMA!?" The person step forward, Hato screamed. A man shrunk down next to her. "Sadako- it appears your house has been infested while you were gone. Do you think the child is lost?" Sadako came in behind him and sat next to him. "Iie- not infested. I MAY have forgotten to tell you- but I have kids." "Oh, okay- KIDS!?" The man fell down unconscious.
"Mama?" Sadako picked up Hato and carried her towards the door. "Hato- let me tell you something. You see, when a woman marries a man, has kids and gets divorced; sometimes the woman gets lonely again and decides to marry another man. But men don't exactly like it when you tell them you have kids. It means less attention for them- also means they have someone else's offspring clutching them and screaming tousan. Do you get what I'm trying to say?" Hato shook her head. Sadako sighed. "I've married Haru, the Ushi Youkai. I trust you will clean out your locker and leave this home." "Mama, I don't get a locker. I got a basket full of hay." "Oh. ushi eat hay right? In that case, just leave." Hato began to cry. "You- you mean- YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!?" "Did I ever?" "I. guess not. BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE!" "Shh! You'll wake up Haru!"
Haru slowly sat up rubbing his head. "What's all the noise? Oh hai!" He pounced on Sadako. "You didn't tell me you had a kid Sadako!" "I didn't tell you a lot of things sweetie, that's what made it so fun." "Not in front of the kid!" Hato took a long look at Haru.
He had messy white hair on the top of his head, but belong the clump of white was black. His eyes were dark gray and Hato couldn't see threw them. "Mama. married Haru. Why did I not go to the wedding?' "Oh, we had a five minute one. Vegas is an important part of our family's life." Haru stared at Sadako. "Don't you think I would have liked to know if you had a kid?" Sadako shrugged. "Iie." "Mama?" "Just let me fix one thing." Sadako picked up Hato and like a football, punted her out the door. "Now we can be alone Haru!"
Hato sat up covered in mud. She shook her head and headed for the mori, hoping for some shelter from the ame.
"Don't be so upset Haru! I'm sure there are secrets you're keeping from me!" Sadako leaned over and hugged him. Haru turned into an ushi. "Oh, like that for instance!" Haru mooed.
Hato climbed up and tree and shivered. "I want Papa. He'd take care of me!" "Hato?" Hato looked down, Hana walked up to the tree, a light parasol over her head. "Basan Hana!"
"What are you doing out here in the ame?" "Mama got married and kicked me out of the house." Hana sighed. "Just like all the others huh? You're taking it better the Poppins did. That's good. I didn't think the poor thing would even stop screaming those words." "Nani?" "Foul words. kuso, butsu, chikusho. none of your worries though. But Hato, you're young. I'm sure as soon as this marriage fails, Sadako will want you back." "Why?" "Because Sesshomaru gives her money to keep you."
"Oh my poor Haru-kun!" Sadako picked up a kettle of boiling water. "I can't think of anything else! Hugging you again didn't work, kissing you didn't work- perhaps you're like Ranma-chan!" Haru's eyes opened very wide and he tried to run and Sadako held him in place. "SADAKO! NO-" She poured the hot water on his head and he transformed back into his human form. "Oh! Haru! You are naked!" Haru grumbled. "Could you at least get me a towel?" "I like you better this way." "FOR MY HEAD!" "Oh. I guess." Haru grumbled and glared at her. "Nani- don't give me that look!"
"I'm sure Sadako will screw up this marriage somehow." "But- it could be weeks before Mama and Haru fight- they seemed so happy." "Haru? Sohma Hatsuharu the Ushi Youkai?" "Hai, have you heard of him?" "I've heard he's a bit. odd. I'm sure he'll leave her soon." "Will Mama be okay?" "She'll be fine."
"Sadako-" "Haru, don't get too angry- you have a cholesterol problem. or, maybe you don't, but I don't know." "SADAKO!" Haru became enraged. "SADAKO!" "Nani- it's not that big a deal. I mean, sure I hide all of your clothes- but come on. You're so cute- you don't even need them!" Black-Haru jumped up and picked up a table. "STOP SAYING THAT!" "Whoa! Put the table down! You- actually, you're pretty cute now." "IIE MORE!" He threw the table at the wall and it went right through. "Hey! That's expensive bamboo!" Sadako picked up a basket and shoved it into Black-Haru's mouth. "Clam down- we're married, we have our whole lives to work this out!" Black- Haru spit it out the hay. "IIE! I CAN'T LIVE THIS WAY! I CALL FOR DIVORSE!" Sadako sighed. "Oh, just like all my other husbands." "WHAT OTHER HUSBANDS!?"
Hana grabbed Hato's hand and helped her down from the tree. "Come on Hato, let's go home. I'm sure if he hasn't let Sadako by now- it'll at least be worth a visit." "Hai Basan."
"HARU! PLEASE THINK THIS OVER!" Black-Haru stormed out of the hut. "HATSUHARU!" He flipped her off and wandered away. "I'LL SHIP YOU YOUR CLOTHES!"
"Sadako?" "Oh!" Sadako smiled to Hana and Hato. "How are you Imotou Hana? How is Inu Yasha?" "Fine, he was called away on a rush Demon Extermination job. How are you?" "Umm. divorced. again." "Oh, that's too bad." "MAMA!" Hato ran to her kaasan and hugged her. "Oh Mama! You must be so upset!" Sadako shrugged. "I'm used to it by now, what is this, like the tenth time?" Hana nodded in agreement. "Sou omoi-masu." "Mama, can I come back and live with you?" Sadako smiled. "Oh course. Sweetie- you're my only source of income." Hato and Sadako hugged. Sadako pulled out a small dagger. Hana shook her head and took the dagger away.
"I think I'll stay the night. We can look threw magazines and point at cute boys." "Hai." Sadako stood up, Hato in her arms. "We can pick up a husband for Hato." "Sounds like fun."
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And so Sadako found and lost the person of her dreams for the twelfth time. Haru went on to be a brilliant actor and appears in the show Fruits Basket. I avoided using certain Japanese words because of personal feelings and a lack of ownership over certain characters. I left the words Mama and Papa because it's so much cuter. Besides, the charter is named Mama Sadako and I don't have the legal right to change it, even if I wanted to.
If you review maybe Hato will be happy and come back to go on another adventure!
By Emi-Chan Sesshomaru, and Inu Yasha belong to Inu Yasha and Ranma belongs to Rumiko Takahashi Sadako belongs to Ringu and it's creators Haru belongs to Fruits Basket and it's creator Mama Sadako, Basan Hana, and Hato are original characters (This is supposed to be a comedy! Forgive me I.Y. fanfic writers for not following the real story in any way)
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"Mama.?" Hato slowly rose from her futon and searched for her kaasan. "Mama Sadako must be out plundering and destroying a new village. I hope she returns soon." Hato sat down in the center of the tiny hut and waited for her kaasan, only the sound of the ame keeping her company.
Sadako did not return that night or the next morning. Hato was terrified. Horrifying thoughts plagued her mind. "Mama Sadako. where has my Kaasan gone off to? Will she return to me? What if she does not? Has she finally abandoned me like she always said she would?" Hato grabbed her head and lied down slowly. "Oh kaasan." The door swung open, lightning from outside masked the figure in the doorway. "MAMA!?" The person step forward, Hato screamed. A man shrunk down next to her. "Sadako- it appears your house has been infested while you were gone. Do you think the child is lost?" Sadako came in behind him and sat next to him. "Iie- not infested. I MAY have forgotten to tell you- but I have kids." "Oh, okay- KIDS!?" The man fell down unconscious.
"Mama?" Sadako picked up Hato and carried her towards the door. "Hato- let me tell you something. You see, when a woman marries a man, has kids and gets divorced; sometimes the woman gets lonely again and decides to marry another man. But men don't exactly like it when you tell them you have kids. It means less attention for them- also means they have someone else's offspring clutching them and screaming tousan. Do you get what I'm trying to say?" Hato shook her head. Sadako sighed. "I've married Haru, the Ushi Youkai. I trust you will clean out your locker and leave this home." "Mama, I don't get a locker. I got a basket full of hay." "Oh. ushi eat hay right? In that case, just leave." Hato began to cry. "You- you mean- YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!?" "Did I ever?" "I. guess not. BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE!" "Shh! You'll wake up Haru!"
Haru slowly sat up rubbing his head. "What's all the noise? Oh hai!" He pounced on Sadako. "You didn't tell me you had a kid Sadako!" "I didn't tell you a lot of things sweetie, that's what made it so fun." "Not in front of the kid!" Hato took a long look at Haru.
He had messy white hair on the top of his head, but belong the clump of white was black. His eyes were dark gray and Hato couldn't see threw them. "Mama. married Haru. Why did I not go to the wedding?' "Oh, we had a five minute one. Vegas is an important part of our family's life." Haru stared at Sadako. "Don't you think I would have liked to know if you had a kid?" Sadako shrugged. "Iie." "Mama?" "Just let me fix one thing." Sadako picked up Hato and like a football, punted her out the door. "Now we can be alone Haru!"
Hato sat up covered in mud. She shook her head and headed for the mori, hoping for some shelter from the ame.
"Don't be so upset Haru! I'm sure there are secrets you're keeping from me!" Sadako leaned over and hugged him. Haru turned into an ushi. "Oh, like that for instance!" Haru mooed.
Hato climbed up and tree and shivered. "I want Papa. He'd take care of me!" "Hato?" Hato looked down, Hana walked up to the tree, a light parasol over her head. "Basan Hana!"
"What are you doing out here in the ame?" "Mama got married and kicked me out of the house." Hana sighed. "Just like all the others huh? You're taking it better the Poppins did. That's good. I didn't think the poor thing would even stop screaming those words." "Nani?" "Foul words. kuso, butsu, chikusho. none of your worries though. But Hato, you're young. I'm sure as soon as this marriage fails, Sadako will want you back." "Why?" "Because Sesshomaru gives her money to keep you."
"Oh my poor Haru-kun!" Sadako picked up a kettle of boiling water. "I can't think of anything else! Hugging you again didn't work, kissing you didn't work- perhaps you're like Ranma-chan!" Haru's eyes opened very wide and he tried to run and Sadako held him in place. "SADAKO! NO-" She poured the hot water on his head and he transformed back into his human form. "Oh! Haru! You are naked!" Haru grumbled. "Could you at least get me a towel?" "I like you better this way." "FOR MY HEAD!" "Oh. I guess." Haru grumbled and glared at her. "Nani- don't give me that look!"
"I'm sure Sadako will screw up this marriage somehow." "But- it could be weeks before Mama and Haru fight- they seemed so happy." "Haru? Sohma Hatsuharu the Ushi Youkai?" "Hai, have you heard of him?" "I've heard he's a bit. odd. I'm sure he'll leave her soon." "Will Mama be okay?" "She'll be fine."
"Sadako-" "Haru, don't get too angry- you have a cholesterol problem. or, maybe you don't, but I don't know." "SADAKO!" Haru became enraged. "SADAKO!" "Nani- it's not that big a deal. I mean, sure I hide all of your clothes- but come on. You're so cute- you don't even need them!" Black-Haru jumped up and picked up a table. "STOP SAYING THAT!" "Whoa! Put the table down! You- actually, you're pretty cute now." "IIE MORE!" He threw the table at the wall and it went right through. "Hey! That's expensive bamboo!" Sadako picked up a basket and shoved it into Black-Haru's mouth. "Clam down- we're married, we have our whole lives to work this out!" Black- Haru spit it out the hay. "IIE! I CAN'T LIVE THIS WAY! I CALL FOR DIVORSE!" Sadako sighed. "Oh, just like all my other husbands." "WHAT OTHER HUSBANDS!?"
Hana grabbed Hato's hand and helped her down from the tree. "Come on Hato, let's go home. I'm sure if he hasn't let Sadako by now- it'll at least be worth a visit." "Hai Basan."
"HARU! PLEASE THINK THIS OVER!" Black-Haru stormed out of the hut. "HATSUHARU!" He flipped her off and wandered away. "I'LL SHIP YOU YOUR CLOTHES!"
"Sadako?" "Oh!" Sadako smiled to Hana and Hato. "How are you Imotou Hana? How is Inu Yasha?" "Fine, he was called away on a rush Demon Extermination job. How are you?" "Umm. divorced. again." "Oh, that's too bad." "MAMA!" Hato ran to her kaasan and hugged her. "Oh Mama! You must be so upset!" Sadako shrugged. "I'm used to it by now, what is this, like the tenth time?" Hana nodded in agreement. "Sou omoi-masu." "Mama, can I come back and live with you?" Sadako smiled. "Oh course. Sweetie- you're my only source of income." Hato and Sadako hugged. Sadako pulled out a small dagger. Hana shook her head and took the dagger away.
"I think I'll stay the night. We can look threw magazines and point at cute boys." "Hai." Sadako stood up, Hato in her arms. "We can pick up a husband for Hato." "Sounds like fun."
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And so Sadako found and lost the person of her dreams for the twelfth time. Haru went on to be a brilliant actor and appears in the show Fruits Basket. I avoided using certain Japanese words because of personal feelings and a lack of ownership over certain characters. I left the words Mama and Papa because it's so much cuter. Besides, the charter is named Mama Sadako and I don't have the legal right to change it, even if I wanted to.
If you review maybe Hato will be happy and come back to go on another adventure!
