Sesshomaru's feet part 5
By Emi-Chan Sesshomaru, and Inu Yasha belong to Inu Yasha and Ranma belongs to Rumiko Takahashi Sadako belongs to Ringu and it's creators Die, Kyo, Toshiya, Sinya and Kaoru are Dir en Grey, I do not own them (yet) and although I love them, they honestly scare the hell out of me. Also, they may or may not actually be demons. I'm not a doctor, I don't know. Mama Sadako, Basan Hana, Kare, and Hato are original characters (This is supposed to be a comedy! Forgive me I.Y. fanfic writers for not following the real story in any way) (I apologise to Karen. Please don't kill me.)
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Inu Yasha was still away fighting youkai, so Hana stayed with Sadako, comforting her neesan, helping her pick out a husband for Hato. Poppins, trying to hide from her loan shark, came for a short visit as well. They had decided, as soon as Hato turned nine years old, they would marry her off to any random man they could find. But to pass the time, they searched for rich suitors who would marry a nine year old. Unfortunately, they searched for theses suitors in the Personal Ads in their local newspaper.
"Oo.. Look at this one. Affectionate older man, desperately seeking large hipped seven year old. we could make Hato look seven right?" "Hora. look at this. Sorry I stabbed Kyo. I'll be at my Baasan's home. Come find me." "That's odd." "Uh oh. Sadako. it sounds like you'll have to make some more room." "Nani do you mean? Am I pregnant? HATO! TIME TO GO LIVE WITH YOUR TOUSAN!" "Oh." Hato groaned from outside the house. "Iie. The note is from Kare." Poppins said. "Who's Kare?" "YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!" Hana and Poppins both screamed.
"Iie, since when do I have a granddaughter?" "I think she's Caitlin's daughter." "Do I have a daughter named Caitlin?" "Probably. You have like, seventy!" Hana said, ashamed of her sister's lack of knowledge. "I hang out with Kare all the time and I don't even know who her parents are, so don't feel too bad kaasan." Poppins said. "What's important if Kare stabbed someone and will be hanging out with us." "Oh. HATO! GO SLEEP IN A TREE! YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED!" "Daijobou." Hato said from outside.
"Poppins, you said you hang out with Kare, what type of youkai is she?" "Well, she's your granddaughter so naturally she's part zombie youkai, but other then that, I have no idea. Her origin is quite a mystery. One never to be solved because everyone was too lazy to make an appropriate family tree." "Hai, laziness is a property our family values highly." Hana and Poppins stared at her. "Nani?"
"YAHOO! HA HA! BAASAN! KARE HAS COME TO VISIT YOU!" Poppins, Hana and Sadako rushed outside. A tall girl stood over Hato. She had very short orange hair and wore all black. "What a tiny house. can't imagine what kind of kinky stuff goes on in there." Kare picked up Hato. "Hey there Kinky-Shrimp." "Kinky! Kinky!" Hato yelled happily, flailing her arms. "HATO! IIE! DON'T SAY THAT!"
Kare left Hato in the dirt and went inside with Poppins, Hana and Sadako. "What's with all these magazines? Baasan, you searching for a husband. another husband?" "Hai, but also one for Hato!" "She's eight." "She is?"
"Face it," Hana whispered to Poppins. "She's exactly kaasan of the year."
"Kare, what has brought you here?" Sadako asked. "I dot into a fight with my rapist. I mean therapist.. Of course." "I see." Hato walked into the room and sat down next to Kare, admiring her. "Hey, Kinky-Shrimp, want to learn some cool new words? Kuso, Shimatta, Butsu, Yarou, Bobo-" "That's enough." Poppins said. "Hato isn't the type to know what words are appropriate and when." Hana whispered. "That's good." "Butsu?" Hato pointed at a pillow. "Butsu!"
Kare and Hato were outside, Sadako watching them from the window. "Sadako. relax a little." Hana said gathering her things. "Hana, you're leaving already?" "Inu Yasha will be home soon. I have to go to greet him." "Poppins, you'll stay won't you? I still need someone to help me find a rich hentai to marry Hato." "As long as you feed me- I'll be right here to find a hentai to marry your daughter. wait- that sounded wrong..." "Mama!" Hato ran in the house, jumping up and down. "Mama! Kare taught me new words! Bobo! Bobo! Bobo!Bobo wa kinky!" "IIE! HATO! THAT'S VERY BAD!" Sadako tried to bring the hilt of her dagger down on Hato's head, but Hana grabbed it away from her. "What have I told you about using the dagger on Hato! For god's sakes! I'm only her basan but shimatta. you're a really bad parent!" "HEY! DON'T CALL MY PARENTING INTO QUESTION! HATO, RIGHT MAMA IS A GOOD KAASAN?" "Bobo, butsu."
"Kare, I'm afraid you can't stay here any more." Sadako said, after sending Poppins and Hato to see Hana off. "Nani!? Is this about Jisan Kinky? I mean, I told him I wasn't interested but he just keeps coming. You tell him I don't want to marry him. Marriage is for weirdos. Then again, he does have that S&M bar." "Iie, Kare, its Hato. She's been yelling Bobo nonstop and if her father found out, my main source of income would disappear! Do you know hoe much I get paid for keeping that kid? The child support checks are so grand, I've stopped stealing from the villages I destroy." "Sugio! He must really not want to see this kid!" "Hai. Besides, I never found out why you came here in the first place." "I had no where else to go. I can't remember who my parents are, all I remember is I think you're my baasan." Sadako smiled. "Well, at least I'm not the only one who doesn't remember anything!"
"I got into a fight with my . therapist- yeah, you go on and call him that. Die, the Grey Youkai." "Die? . Grey Youkai?" "Dir en Grey Youkai. I kidnapped one. He didn't mind. oh the kinkiness!" Kare smiled. "But, Die had a little friend, Kyo. And I mean little! He was like, two feet tall! So I put him in a birdcage, you know, just for laughs. But, then Kyo got all whiney so I stabbed him. Then Die got upset for some reason and just like that, no more kinkiness! Plus, Poppins' Jisan was coming onto in this bar." "Some. until you and Die get back together. you'll be here?" "Yeah." Sadako screamed.
"Relax Baasan! You looking for a rich hentai, I know plenty." Sadako jumped up and ran out of the house.
Poppins and Hat were returning and saw Sadako running. "Kaasan, what is it?" Poppins asked. "Kare had a fight with her therapist, Die! Now she's going to be here until they're together!" Poppins laughed. "What's so funny?" "She uses the word therapist." (Well, this is somewhat a kid's story!) "Look, just help me get her back to Die or I'm out of luck!" "Fine." "I think all we have to do is find new Kyo. Do they sell those at Macys?" Poppins smacked the side of her kaasan's head. "Kaasan! Baka! They sell Kyo's at Sears!" "Hato, watch yourself! We'll be back before day break."
Sadako and Poppins trudged home the next morning. "I can't believe it. We went all the way to Connecticut, which is on an entirely different continent and they were sold out of Kyos." "You know. know that I think of it. I think my Jisan Kinky bought one of those for sick, sick purposes." "Really? Let's just go take him!" "Okay. But when we go into Jisan Kinky's bar, try and close your eyes and not touch anything. "Maybe we can find a hentai just for Hato in there?"
"KARE!" Poppins and Sadako ran to Sadako's hut in triumph! "Kare! We found you a new Kyo! Now you can go back to Die! Kare?" Kare was gone. Hato sat in front of the house alone. "Hato, where is Kare?" "A scary man with big red hair came and took her away. They said dirty things to each other and did weird things in the house." Sadako screamed. "MY HOUSE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO IT!? Or, more to the point, WHAT HAVE THE DONE IN IT!? Hato, we can never go back inside, we're going to have to tear the house down and build an entirely different one." "Can I go yet?" The two foot tall Kyo asked. Poppins nodded. "Yeah. I think your work here is done." "You want to come with me baby?" ". iie. I don't think I would like too."
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And so Kare and Die got back together and enjoyed many kinky and disturbing mental images! And with Die's money, Kare went on to pursue her dream, Kinky World (Where all of your erotic fantasies come true! (Kinky World © Karen)! I apologize to Dir en Grey and again to Karen! Please don't kill me! I avoided using certain Japanese words because of personal feelings and a lack of ownership over certain characters. I left the words Mama and Papa because it's so much cuter. Besides, the charter is named Mama Sadako and I don't have the legal right to change it, even if I wanted to.
If you review maybe Hato will be happy and come back to go on another adventure!
By Emi-Chan Sesshomaru, and Inu Yasha belong to Inu Yasha and Ranma belongs to Rumiko Takahashi Sadako belongs to Ringu and it's creators Die, Kyo, Toshiya, Sinya and Kaoru are Dir en Grey, I do not own them (yet) and although I love them, they honestly scare the hell out of me. Also, they may or may not actually be demons. I'm not a doctor, I don't know. Mama Sadako, Basan Hana, Kare, and Hato are original characters (This is supposed to be a comedy! Forgive me I.Y. fanfic writers for not following the real story in any way) (I apologise to Karen. Please don't kill me.)
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Inu Yasha was still away fighting youkai, so Hana stayed with Sadako, comforting her neesan, helping her pick out a husband for Hato. Poppins, trying to hide from her loan shark, came for a short visit as well. They had decided, as soon as Hato turned nine years old, they would marry her off to any random man they could find. But to pass the time, they searched for rich suitors who would marry a nine year old. Unfortunately, they searched for theses suitors in the Personal Ads in their local newspaper.
"Oo.. Look at this one. Affectionate older man, desperately seeking large hipped seven year old. we could make Hato look seven right?" "Hora. look at this. Sorry I stabbed Kyo. I'll be at my Baasan's home. Come find me." "That's odd." "Uh oh. Sadako. it sounds like you'll have to make some more room." "Nani do you mean? Am I pregnant? HATO! TIME TO GO LIVE WITH YOUR TOUSAN!" "Oh." Hato groaned from outside the house. "Iie. The note is from Kare." Poppins said. "Who's Kare?" "YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!" Hana and Poppins both screamed.
"Iie, since when do I have a granddaughter?" "I think she's Caitlin's daughter." "Do I have a daughter named Caitlin?" "Probably. You have like, seventy!" Hana said, ashamed of her sister's lack of knowledge. "I hang out with Kare all the time and I don't even know who her parents are, so don't feel too bad kaasan." Poppins said. "What's important if Kare stabbed someone and will be hanging out with us." "Oh. HATO! GO SLEEP IN A TREE! YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED!" "Daijobou." Hato said from outside.
"Poppins, you said you hang out with Kare, what type of youkai is she?" "Well, she's your granddaughter so naturally she's part zombie youkai, but other then that, I have no idea. Her origin is quite a mystery. One never to be solved because everyone was too lazy to make an appropriate family tree." "Hai, laziness is a property our family values highly." Hana and Poppins stared at her. "Nani?"
"YAHOO! HA HA! BAASAN! KARE HAS COME TO VISIT YOU!" Poppins, Hana and Sadako rushed outside. A tall girl stood over Hato. She had very short orange hair and wore all black. "What a tiny house. can't imagine what kind of kinky stuff goes on in there." Kare picked up Hato. "Hey there Kinky-Shrimp." "Kinky! Kinky!" Hato yelled happily, flailing her arms. "HATO! IIE! DON'T SAY THAT!"
Kare left Hato in the dirt and went inside with Poppins, Hana and Sadako. "What's with all these magazines? Baasan, you searching for a husband. another husband?" "Hai, but also one for Hato!" "She's eight." "She is?"
"Face it," Hana whispered to Poppins. "She's exactly kaasan of the year."
"Kare, what has brought you here?" Sadako asked. "I dot into a fight with my rapist. I mean therapist.. Of course." "I see." Hato walked into the room and sat down next to Kare, admiring her. "Hey, Kinky-Shrimp, want to learn some cool new words? Kuso, Shimatta, Butsu, Yarou, Bobo-" "That's enough." Poppins said. "Hato isn't the type to know what words are appropriate and when." Hana whispered. "That's good." "Butsu?" Hato pointed at a pillow. "Butsu!"
Kare and Hato were outside, Sadako watching them from the window. "Sadako. relax a little." Hana said gathering her things. "Hana, you're leaving already?" "Inu Yasha will be home soon. I have to go to greet him." "Poppins, you'll stay won't you? I still need someone to help me find a rich hentai to marry Hato." "As long as you feed me- I'll be right here to find a hentai to marry your daughter. wait- that sounded wrong..." "Mama!" Hato ran in the house, jumping up and down. "Mama! Kare taught me new words! Bobo! Bobo! Bobo!Bobo wa kinky!" "IIE! HATO! THAT'S VERY BAD!" Sadako tried to bring the hilt of her dagger down on Hato's head, but Hana grabbed it away from her. "What have I told you about using the dagger on Hato! For god's sakes! I'm only her basan but shimatta. you're a really bad parent!" "HEY! DON'T CALL MY PARENTING INTO QUESTION! HATO, RIGHT MAMA IS A GOOD KAASAN?" "Bobo, butsu."
"Kare, I'm afraid you can't stay here any more." Sadako said, after sending Poppins and Hato to see Hana off. "Nani!? Is this about Jisan Kinky? I mean, I told him I wasn't interested but he just keeps coming. You tell him I don't want to marry him. Marriage is for weirdos. Then again, he does have that S&M bar." "Iie, Kare, its Hato. She's been yelling Bobo nonstop and if her father found out, my main source of income would disappear! Do you know hoe much I get paid for keeping that kid? The child support checks are so grand, I've stopped stealing from the villages I destroy." "Sugio! He must really not want to see this kid!" "Hai. Besides, I never found out why you came here in the first place." "I had no where else to go. I can't remember who my parents are, all I remember is I think you're my baasan." Sadako smiled. "Well, at least I'm not the only one who doesn't remember anything!"
"I got into a fight with my . therapist- yeah, you go on and call him that. Die, the Grey Youkai." "Die? . Grey Youkai?" "Dir en Grey Youkai. I kidnapped one. He didn't mind. oh the kinkiness!" Kare smiled. "But, Die had a little friend, Kyo. And I mean little! He was like, two feet tall! So I put him in a birdcage, you know, just for laughs. But, then Kyo got all whiney so I stabbed him. Then Die got upset for some reason and just like that, no more kinkiness! Plus, Poppins' Jisan was coming onto in this bar." "Some. until you and Die get back together. you'll be here?" "Yeah." Sadako screamed.
"Relax Baasan! You looking for a rich hentai, I know plenty." Sadako jumped up and ran out of the house.
Poppins and Hat were returning and saw Sadako running. "Kaasan, what is it?" Poppins asked. "Kare had a fight with her therapist, Die! Now she's going to be here until they're together!" Poppins laughed. "What's so funny?" "She uses the word therapist." (Well, this is somewhat a kid's story!) "Look, just help me get her back to Die or I'm out of luck!" "Fine." "I think all we have to do is find new Kyo. Do they sell those at Macys?" Poppins smacked the side of her kaasan's head. "Kaasan! Baka! They sell Kyo's at Sears!" "Hato, watch yourself! We'll be back before day break."
Sadako and Poppins trudged home the next morning. "I can't believe it. We went all the way to Connecticut, which is on an entirely different continent and they were sold out of Kyos." "You know. know that I think of it. I think my Jisan Kinky bought one of those for sick, sick purposes." "Really? Let's just go take him!" "Okay. But when we go into Jisan Kinky's bar, try and close your eyes and not touch anything. "Maybe we can find a hentai just for Hato in there?"
"KARE!" Poppins and Sadako ran to Sadako's hut in triumph! "Kare! We found you a new Kyo! Now you can go back to Die! Kare?" Kare was gone. Hato sat in front of the house alone. "Hato, where is Kare?" "A scary man with big red hair came and took her away. They said dirty things to each other and did weird things in the house." Sadako screamed. "MY HOUSE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO IT!? Or, more to the point, WHAT HAVE THE DONE IN IT!? Hato, we can never go back inside, we're going to have to tear the house down and build an entirely different one." "Can I go yet?" The two foot tall Kyo asked. Poppins nodded. "Yeah. I think your work here is done." "You want to come with me baby?" ". iie. I don't think I would like too."
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And so Kare and Die got back together and enjoyed many kinky and disturbing mental images! And with Die's money, Kare went on to pursue her dream, Kinky World (Where all of your erotic fantasies come true! (Kinky World © Karen)! I apologize to Dir en Grey and again to Karen! Please don't kill me! I avoided using certain Japanese words because of personal feelings and a lack of ownership over certain characters. I left the words Mama and Papa because it's so much cuter. Besides, the charter is named Mama Sadako and I don't have the legal right to change it, even if I wanted to.
If you review maybe Hato will be happy and come back to go on another adventure!
