Sesshomaru's feet part 8

By Emi-Chan Sesshomaru, Inu Yasha, Kikyo and Kagome belong to Inu Yasha and Rumiko Takahashi Quetzelquotal is from Final fantasy and belongs to Square... I think. Sadako belongs to Ringu and it's creators Mama Sadako, Basan Hana, Poppins, and Hato are original characters (This is supposed to be a comedy! Forgive me I.Y. fanfic writers for not following the real story in any way)

THIS IS STORY #8! STORY #7, HATO'S FIRST WEDDING IS UNABLE TO UPLOAD! WHEN I FIND THE PROBLEM, I'LL FIX IT AND SESSHO'S FEET 7 WILL GO UP! - Emi-Chan -^.^- (new signature sign!)

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"Hana! HANA! DOZO! GOMEN!" Hana left, Inu Yasha chasing after her. "Aishiteru!" "Sayonara Inu Yasha!" "OSUWARI!"

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"Hato! Are you just going to sit there all day?" "Mama, my body is hollow... My kokoro..." "Oh quit whining! So you married and divorced! It's not big deal. I've already found some new men for you. Your engaged to them all, but you can only marry 'em one at a time." "Mama Sadako. My kokoro hurts." "Yeah, yeah. You were married for three hours; all you did was yell gibberish! Get up, we have to cut your hair and induct you in the boy scouts." "I like my hair long Mama." "Too bad butsu. Now, we have to find a thick sweater to cover your chest." "My chest? Why?" "Well, no reason yet, but in a few years, you'll become a beautiful young lady, just like me." Hato stared at her kaasan. "Nani?" "Nothing."

"SADAKO!" Hana ran into the house and leapt towards her neesan, knocking her down. "NEESAN SADAKO!" Hana was soaked from her tears. "Oh Sadako..." "Imotou Hana, what is it?" "Inu Yasha!"

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"So Inu Yasha had other women?" Hana nodded her head. "A ningen named Kagome and a zombie named Kikyo." "Domo sugoi." Hana glared at her neesan. "Iie! Dame!" Hana began to cry again. "He doesn't need me! Why would he!?" She shook her head. "Basan Hana, stay here for a bit... Inu Yasha will come for you and he will come here." Hato said slowly. "Oh Hato, you're so sweet. Arigatou... But Inu Yasha has two girls already, he wouldn't want another." Hana smiled. Sadako fell down. "Neesan Sadako?" Hana sighed. "She's asleep!"

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"Shimatta..." Inu Yasha grumbled. He ran threw a mori, elegantly like a wolf, Kagome riding on his back, fuming with rage. "Osuwari." Inu Yasha tripped and fell, skidding along the ground. "WOULD YA STOP SAYING THAT!?" "OSUWARI! OSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARIOSUWARI!!!!!" Inu Yasha twitched in the crater. "Serves you right." He slowly got back up. "Kagome..." He picked her up and began to run again. Shimatta! This is worse then that time I was stuck in Miroku's dirty body! Inu Yasha thought to himself. (-^.^-)

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Hana, Sadako, Hato and just for the hell of it Poppins stayed up all night reading magazines, doing each others hair, role-playing Sailor Moon and eating raw and baked cookie dough.

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"Hana..." Inu Yasha snuck into Sadako's hut and stood over Poppins, clutching a small doll with long red hair in a ponytail. "Odd... Hana..." He crawled towards Hana's futon and sat down next to it. "Hana..." "AHHHH!" He swirled around; Hato was sitting up in her bed. "SANTA! SANTA YOU'RE REAL!" Inu Yasha pounced on her and held her mouth shut with his hands. "SHH! Don't wake them up..." "Santa?" "Iie. Watashi wa Inu Yasha." "Jisan Inu Yasha? Basan hana wants you back. She's been crying all night." Inu Yasha sighed. Hato rose from her futon and grabbed Hana's ankles. "Let's bring her outside."

Inu Yasha carried Hana outside. She woke up with a start. "Inu- INU YASHA!?" "Hana! You have to believe me!" "Inu Yasha, who are those girls?" "Gomen..." Kagome came out from behind a tree and bowed. "Gomen, let me explain."

They sat in a small circle. "A long time ago, Inu Yasha fell in love with a ningen priestess named Kikyo. A demon named Naraku betrayed them and turned them against each other." Hana nodded. "I have met Naraku. He's a yarou. He was at our wedding..." "He's a friend of Kaasans." Hato said. "She wants me to marry his so that she can take over his territory." "Kikyo sealed Inu Yasha to a tree for fifty years... then I found him. A witch kidnapped me and gave Kikyo back a portion of my soul. Kikyo attempted to kill Inu Yasha various time s and bring him to hell with her. But over time... I just fell in love with him, but I'm not from this time... it couldn't work between us no matter how hard we tried." "I..." Inu Yasha stared at the ground. "I was heart broken that I couldn't be with Kagome. Or with Kikyo. But... I found hyou." He grabbed Hana's hand. "And so my broken heart was reborn." Hato climbed onto Inu Yasha'a lap and stuck her fingers in his mouth. "There's a little thingy that moves in the back of your throat when you talk." Inu Yasha growled. "Your not as intimidating as Papa." "Hato..." Hana pulled her off of Inu Yasha. "Hey! You should be thankful! I'm keeping things real!"

"Hana, you're a very nice demon." Hana smiled. "I love your uniform Kagome! Green is defiantly your color." Hato and Inu Yasha stared. "Did they just become friends in those few seconds?" Hato shrugged. "I don't know. I know very few things." "Inu Yasha!" Kagome pointed at him. "Huh? Nani?" "Osuwari." Inu Yasha fell into the ground. Hana stood over him and grabbed the rosary beads around his neck. "Only a girl with powers of a priestess who can remove this necklace is worthy of your heart." Hana pulled the necklace off slowly. Inu Yasha looked up at her. "Hana..." "Inu Yasha!" She fell into his arms, throwing the beads into the air. Hato watched them fly. Kagome sniffled and smiled. "Inu Yasha, I'm glad you found someone." She began to leave but hana called her back. "Kagome! I do not wish to replace you, nor do I want Inu Yasha to forget about you! I only wish to care and watch over him..." Kagome smiled. "Then you have my blessings!" "Please come visit us soon! We can go shopping!" "Yeah!"

"Basan hana!" Hato called. "These are pretty!" Hana gulped. "Hato... are you wearing the rosary beads?" "Pretty..." Hato mumbled. "Oh no..." Kagome covered her eyes with her hand. "Quezelquotal!" Hato fell flat on her face. She sat up and smiled. "Sugoi!" "Hato, never, ever let Sadako know what that necklace does." "Don't worry! I know I'm a baka but I'm not THAT much of a baka!" "Good." Inu Yasha picked up Hana and Kagome climbed on his back. "Hey! That looks like fun!" Kagome smiled. "It's kind of like riding an uma!" Inu Yasha grumbled and ran off. Hato walked back into the house and sat down on her futon. She slowly took Poppins doll from her and held it up. "What do you think of my necklace?" The doll squeaked and Hato giggled. She crawled up in her futon with the doll. Poppins rolled over and hugged two other dolls, a blonde on and one with pink hair. "Poppins dolls are so weird..." Hato smiled. Inu Yasha and Hana are happy again...

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And that was the story of how Hana, Inu Yasha and Kagome settled their differences. Kikyo ran off and hung out around Naraku's castle. She was last spotted in a Pauly Shore movie but there are doubt wether it was really her or not. The person in the movie was bald... I avoided using certain Japanese words because of personal feelings and a lack of ownership over certain characters. I left the words Mama and Papa because it's so much cuter. Besides, the charter is named Mama Sadako and I don't have the legal right to change it, even if I wanted to.

If you review maybe Hato will be happy and come back to go on another adventure!

(Also, please don't send any flaming reviews. I am a big supporter of Inu Yasha and Kagome. Inu Yasha and Hana are peacefully in love so the real Hana would be happy! -^.^-)