Sesshomaru's feet part 9
By Emi-Chan Sesshomaru, Miroku, Inu Yasha, Jakotsu and Sango belong to Inu Yasha and Rumiko Takahashi Sadako belongs to Ringu and it's creators Mama Sadako, Basan Hana, Nada, Poppins, and Hato are original characters (This is supposed to be a comedy! Forgive me I.Y. fanfic writers for not following the real story in any way)
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Sadako awoke and crawled out of her wheel in the middle of her hut. She sighed. Hato was still asleep as well as Poppins who was still in her house without any reason. Inu Yasha had been given jury duty and the jury became deadlocked and he had been sequestered in a fancy hotel. Hana came to stay with them like always when Inu Yasha was away.
Sadako walked outside and looked around. "I'm bored..." She wandered off to destroy a village to keep herself entertained.
Hana woke up and looked around. "The cover is off of Sadako's well. Where could she be?" Hana rose from her futon and left the hut. "Sadako..." Sadako sat in a tree, licking her lips. "Mmm... ningen... oh, imotou." "Neesan... You okay?" "Hai." Hana slumped up against the tree.
"Have you ever wondered... who our parents were?" Sadako shrugged. "We have the same tousan, but different kaasans... I remember a little of my mother. What about you?" "Nothing." "Oh... that must suck." "I guess it does... I want to find our father." "How?" "The only way we can tell is if we take a blood test." Sadako smirked. "Oh Hai! I will take a blood same of every male in a five mile radius!"
"Sadako! Don't kill any males until we find our father!" hana yelled. "You never know!" Sadako smiled. "A blood sample from every male in a five mile radius, oh joy. I fell so alive!" She jumped down from the tree and stretched her arms. "Watch Hato and Poppins! I'm going out!" Sadako raced off with such speed and excitement Hana was fearful.
"Basan Hana, Neesan Poppins, where is Mama Sadako?" "Sadako went out for blood." Hana informed her. Hato sat down next to the well and leaned on it. "Okay..." "Hato..." Poppins jumped up, several stuffed dolls drooping from her head and shoulders. "Do you actually miss kaasan!?" "Oh course, she is my Mama Sadako..." Poppins shook her head and held up a blonde doll with bright blue eyes. "What do you think Yuki-Chan?" The doll squeaked and Poppins began to squeal. "Yuki-Chan! You're so cute! Shuichi-Chan?" She picked up another doll with pinkish-brown hair and eyes. The doll made a similar squeak. "Poppins, why do you always keep those dolls around?" Hana asked. "To remind me of my many, many handsome boyfriends. I'm not marrying any of them yet because I don't want to sink down to kaasans level! Besides, I would only be able to marry one at a time... But!" She held up the doll with red hair and purple eyes. "I'll marry this one first!" Hato smiled. "I like that one. He's a puppy head." "...Hai?"
Sadako returned home with a large pack on her back. "I'm back!" She put it down and smirked. "I even got a sample of Sesshomaru's blood. Just in case. I mean Nada married her tousan. I hope I didn't. I can't picture Hato as my imotou."
~*~*~*~*Several Weeks Later*~*~*~*~
"YAY!" Hana rushed into the house, holding a slip of paper over her head. "The blood people! The sent us a letter!" Sadako shredded the envelope and pulled out the paper. "Let's see. Sadako-san and Hana-san... blah, blah... ALL SAMPLES INCONCLUSIVE! INCONCLUSION!" Sadako shredded the paper. "INCONCLUSIVE MY ASS!" "Sadako, we may have to go outside a five mile radius!" Sadako's eyes lit up. "YAY!" She flew from the house with her pack and test tubes, for the bleedings.
Hato wandered outside. Miroku was coming from the east mori. Sadako's hut faced south, the southern mori lead to Sesshomaru's territories and the eastern lead to the boulders, Hana's home and far enough out, the ocean.
"Hato!" "Miroku!" Hato ran to Miroku and hugged him. "Hato, have you seen Hana? Inu Yasha will be returning soon, I was sent to tell her." "WHEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HA-HEEEE!!!!" "Nani?" Sadako flew from the sky and landed on Miroku. "HATO, HOLD HIM DOWN!" Hato did as her mother said and Sadako took a large blood sample and went on her way. "Excuse Mama." "Don't worry, it's not the first time I've bled... But damn did that hurt."
~*~*~*~*Several Weeks Later*~*~*~*~
"HANA!" Sadako ran into the hut, waving an envelope. "The blood tests are done?" "Hai!" Sadako shredded the envelope and Hana grabbed it away. Hana screamed and Sadako grabbed the paper, she too screamed. "AHHHHHH!!" "AHHHHHH!!!! OUR TOUSAN IS!" "IS!" "MIROKU!" they screamed in unison. Hana sniffled. "But then again, it doesn't surprise me one bit."
"Miroku!" Hato's voice came from outside. "Hello Hato! Is Hana here, I know I've been here every week but Inu Yasha swears he'll come home soon, this is one hell of a deadlock." "What happened any way?" "You see, some people fall in love with people younger then them. People roughly your age. They're called minors." Hana and Sadako raced outside.
"And that's why Jakotsu may be going to jail." Hato stared for a moment and began to cry. "MIROKU!" Hana and Sadako tackled him, both talking very fast! "Wait! Wait! Ladies! We can do this one at a time... or not." "IIE HENTAI!" Sadako screamed. "TOUSAN!" Hana wrapped her arms around his neck. Miroku froze. "T- tousan?" "HAI! TOUSAN!"
"So the blood Sadako gathered from me...?" "That's right..." Hana said. "That makes me... one of you... I can deal with the traditions... is marriage as necessary?" "Oh my no. it's mostly spontaneous reproduction..." Miroku smiled. "Ahh hai. I've found a family for me!" "IIE!" Hana slapped him. "Miroku! You're Hato's Jiisan! As well as Poppins, Shay's and Nada's! You're my tousan and I won't have any of that! Besides, I thought you were married!" "Hai." "Where's Sango?" "Mm... not sure." Hato sighed. "Jiisan Miroku. I like that!" Miroku groaned. "I'm too young to be call Jiisan..."
Miroku left as quickly as he could, Hana following him. Hato crawled into her mother's lap, while Sadako carved a spear out of a two by four. "Mama Sadako... Miroku Jiisan and Sango Baasan... will they come to visit us? They're fun." "Probably not for a while... I can't imagine how Sango will take it, here, see if this pierces the skin." Hato touched the tip of the spear and shook her head. "Chikusho... Well, whatever..."
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And so Sadako and Hana found their father. Sango didn't take the news too well, but she eventually accepted it. I avoided using certain Japanese words because of personal feelings and a lack of ownership over certain characters. I left the words Mama and Papa because it's so much cuter. Besides, the charter is named Mama Sadako and I don't have the legal right to change it, even if I wanted to.
If you review maybe Hato will be happy and come back to go on another adventure!
By Emi-Chan Sesshomaru, Miroku, Inu Yasha, Jakotsu and Sango belong to Inu Yasha and Rumiko Takahashi Sadako belongs to Ringu and it's creators Mama Sadako, Basan Hana, Nada, Poppins, and Hato are original characters (This is supposed to be a comedy! Forgive me I.Y. fanfic writers for not following the real story in any way)
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Sadako awoke and crawled out of her wheel in the middle of her hut. She sighed. Hato was still asleep as well as Poppins who was still in her house without any reason. Inu Yasha had been given jury duty and the jury became deadlocked and he had been sequestered in a fancy hotel. Hana came to stay with them like always when Inu Yasha was away.
Sadako walked outside and looked around. "I'm bored..." She wandered off to destroy a village to keep herself entertained.
Hana woke up and looked around. "The cover is off of Sadako's well. Where could she be?" Hana rose from her futon and left the hut. "Sadako..." Sadako sat in a tree, licking her lips. "Mmm... ningen... oh, imotou." "Neesan... You okay?" "Hai." Hana slumped up against the tree.
"Have you ever wondered... who our parents were?" Sadako shrugged. "We have the same tousan, but different kaasans... I remember a little of my mother. What about you?" "Nothing." "Oh... that must suck." "I guess it does... I want to find our father." "How?" "The only way we can tell is if we take a blood test." Sadako smirked. "Oh Hai! I will take a blood same of every male in a five mile radius!"
"Sadako! Don't kill any males until we find our father!" hana yelled. "You never know!" Sadako smiled. "A blood sample from every male in a five mile radius, oh joy. I fell so alive!" She jumped down from the tree and stretched her arms. "Watch Hato and Poppins! I'm going out!" Sadako raced off with such speed and excitement Hana was fearful.
"Basan Hana, Neesan Poppins, where is Mama Sadako?" "Sadako went out for blood." Hana informed her. Hato sat down next to the well and leaned on it. "Okay..." "Hato..." Poppins jumped up, several stuffed dolls drooping from her head and shoulders. "Do you actually miss kaasan!?" "Oh course, she is my Mama Sadako..." Poppins shook her head and held up a blonde doll with bright blue eyes. "What do you think Yuki-Chan?" The doll squeaked and Poppins began to squeal. "Yuki-Chan! You're so cute! Shuichi-Chan?" She picked up another doll with pinkish-brown hair and eyes. The doll made a similar squeak. "Poppins, why do you always keep those dolls around?" Hana asked. "To remind me of my many, many handsome boyfriends. I'm not marrying any of them yet because I don't want to sink down to kaasans level! Besides, I would only be able to marry one at a time... But!" She held up the doll with red hair and purple eyes. "I'll marry this one first!" Hato smiled. "I like that one. He's a puppy head." "...Hai?"
Sadako returned home with a large pack on her back. "I'm back!" She put it down and smirked. "I even got a sample of Sesshomaru's blood. Just in case. I mean Nada married her tousan. I hope I didn't. I can't picture Hato as my imotou."
~*~*~*~*Several Weeks Later*~*~*~*~
"YAY!" Hana rushed into the house, holding a slip of paper over her head. "The blood people! The sent us a letter!" Sadako shredded the envelope and pulled out the paper. "Let's see. Sadako-san and Hana-san... blah, blah... ALL SAMPLES INCONCLUSIVE! INCONCLUSION!" Sadako shredded the paper. "INCONCLUSIVE MY ASS!" "Sadako, we may have to go outside a five mile radius!" Sadako's eyes lit up. "YAY!" She flew from the house with her pack and test tubes, for the bleedings.
Hato wandered outside. Miroku was coming from the east mori. Sadako's hut faced south, the southern mori lead to Sesshomaru's territories and the eastern lead to the boulders, Hana's home and far enough out, the ocean.
"Hato!" "Miroku!" Hato ran to Miroku and hugged him. "Hato, have you seen Hana? Inu Yasha will be returning soon, I was sent to tell her." "WHEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HA-HEEEE!!!!" "Nani?" Sadako flew from the sky and landed on Miroku. "HATO, HOLD HIM DOWN!" Hato did as her mother said and Sadako took a large blood sample and went on her way. "Excuse Mama." "Don't worry, it's not the first time I've bled... But damn did that hurt."
~*~*~*~*Several Weeks Later*~*~*~*~
"HANA!" Sadako ran into the hut, waving an envelope. "The blood tests are done?" "Hai!" Sadako shredded the envelope and Hana grabbed it away. Hana screamed and Sadako grabbed the paper, she too screamed. "AHHHHHH!!" "AHHHHHH!!!! OUR TOUSAN IS!" "IS!" "MIROKU!" they screamed in unison. Hana sniffled. "But then again, it doesn't surprise me one bit."
"Miroku!" Hato's voice came from outside. "Hello Hato! Is Hana here, I know I've been here every week but Inu Yasha swears he'll come home soon, this is one hell of a deadlock." "What happened any way?" "You see, some people fall in love with people younger then them. People roughly your age. They're called minors." Hana and Sadako raced outside.
"And that's why Jakotsu may be going to jail." Hato stared for a moment and began to cry. "MIROKU!" Hana and Sadako tackled him, both talking very fast! "Wait! Wait! Ladies! We can do this one at a time... or not." "IIE HENTAI!" Sadako screamed. "TOUSAN!" Hana wrapped her arms around his neck. Miroku froze. "T- tousan?" "HAI! TOUSAN!"
"So the blood Sadako gathered from me...?" "That's right..." Hana said. "That makes me... one of you... I can deal with the traditions... is marriage as necessary?" "Oh my no. it's mostly spontaneous reproduction..." Miroku smiled. "Ahh hai. I've found a family for me!" "IIE!" Hana slapped him. "Miroku! You're Hato's Jiisan! As well as Poppins, Shay's and Nada's! You're my tousan and I won't have any of that! Besides, I thought you were married!" "Hai." "Where's Sango?" "Mm... not sure." Hato sighed. "Jiisan Miroku. I like that!" Miroku groaned. "I'm too young to be call Jiisan..."
Miroku left as quickly as he could, Hana following him. Hato crawled into her mother's lap, while Sadako carved a spear out of a two by four. "Mama Sadako... Miroku Jiisan and Sango Baasan... will they come to visit us? They're fun." "Probably not for a while... I can't imagine how Sango will take it, here, see if this pierces the skin." Hato touched the tip of the spear and shook her head. "Chikusho... Well, whatever..."
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And so Sadako and Hana found their father. Sango didn't take the news too well, but she eventually accepted it. I avoided using certain Japanese words because of personal feelings and a lack of ownership over certain characters. I left the words Mama and Papa because it's so much cuter. Besides, the charter is named Mama Sadako and I don't have the legal right to change it, even if I wanted to.
If you review maybe Hato will be happy and come back to go on another adventure!
