Truth or Dare: On Location!

Summery - The Brotherhood challenge the X-men to a game of truth or dare: on location! in Bayville. All the mutants are there.

There's Kitty, Rogue, Jean, Wanda, Scott, Kurt, Bobby, Roberto, Ray, Jamie, Todd, Lance, Pietro, Amara, Rhane, Amanda, and Tabby!

Rating - PG-13

I know I said they would be at the Park all day before going to the Mansion, but the flight schedulehas changed and they'll be at the Drive for now, then go back to the Park, maybe, before going to the Mansion.

Oh, and the Drive isn't in the Evo series, made it up. I know I know that, and some of you might know that too, but some readers haven't seen every single episode like the rest of us. (is oddly proud of that)

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47 stores, 13 restaurants, including 2 ice cream places, and 1 small Mom & Pop diner occupied the Drive. Where our group currently was pulling up to.

Lance stood on the first level of the Drive, running the outline of his plan over in his mind.

"Now what Alvers? You dragged us all the way here to smell the Atlantic?" Scott sneered. "No no, that's just an added bonus. We have to huddle to decide what the the chosen two have to do." Lance said, waving for everybody to make a big circle.

"No no Summers, the dares are decided minus the vic- chosen ones." Lance corrected himself and pushed Scott and Jean out of the circle.

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"It HAS to be embarrassing."

"Painful?"

"Optional."

"Do we make him eat something?"

"No, that's been done."

"Break something?"

"Ride something?"

"Pierce something?"

"Make something?"

"Wait wait, back up."

"Ride something?"

"No, that next one."

"Pierce something?"

Lance just smirked. "I think we have a winner. Now we just need something for Red."

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Sam and Jubilee were sitting in the kitchen at the Institute. Sam looked at Jubilee.

"Where do ya'll think everybody went?"

"Don't know, where do you think they went?"

"Don't know."

And they went back to eating their poptarts.

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"Should it be taking this long?" Jean asked Scott, they were sitting on a bench a few feet away, but not close enough to hear.

"Probably not." He said, with a sceptical look.

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"There's no way we're making Jean, like, streak." Kitty said impaitently.

"Fa'hne," Rogue said. "Not here anyway." She added under her breath.

"So what do we have her do?" Bobby asked.

"I have an idea." said Pietro.

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"You want me to do that?" Jean asked.

"Yes." said Pietro.

"But, I don't have the clothes to do that dare." She argued.

"We thought you might say that." said Pietro. He zipped away for about three seconds and then reappeared holding a blue...outfit.

"Oh, crap." She said, crestfallen. "Ok, give it here, I'll be right back."

"Wait, don't you wanna know what you'll be riding?" Todd asked.

Jean eye twitched. "What?"

"Riding. Paul didn't walk through that little town warning those people."

Jean tried to keep her calm. "Ok, what will I be riding?"

Todd revealed a 'horsey', a stick with a toy horse head on it.

"Oh, I see." Jean snatched the 'horsey' and went to change in a nearby bathroom.

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She reemerged five minutes later wearing the clothing provided for her, holding the 'horsey' in her left hand.

"One word and all of you will live the rest of your lives as six year old girls." Jean said through gritted teeth.

Many hid snickers but said nothing. Jean took a deep breath and mounted the 'horsey' and took off.

"The butter knives are coming!! The butter knives are coming!! Hide your bread and jam, the butter knives are coming!!"

"The butter knives are coming!! The butter knives are coming!! Hide your bread and jam, the butter knives are coming!!"

"The butter knives are coming!! The butter knives are coming!! Hide your bread and jam, the butter knives are coming!!"

Once she done the length of the pier she turned back and started again.

"The butter knives are coming!! The butter knives are coming!! Hide your bread and jam, the butter knives are coming!!"

"The butter knives are coming!! The butter knives are coming!! Hide your bread and jam, the butter knives are coming!!"

"The butter knives are coming!! The butter knives are coming!! Hide your bread and jam, the butter knives are coming!!"

The group, both sides, had erupted into gails of uncontrolable laughter by the second time she had said it, but were now trying to support each from falling over and/or hyperventilate.

Rogue was beside herself, Kitty was hiccuping and laughing at the same time, and even Scott had cracked a small smile.

Of course that's when he started getting a bit worried about what he'd have to do.

Jean scowled at the group, Scott shrugged helplessly at her, and she marched off towards the bathrooms again.

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Scott's eye twitched. "W-What did you say?"

"We dare you to pierce your bellybutton." Lance said, as if explaining this to a very small child.

"Oh, ok, just making sure. Uh, why?" He asked.

"Well you see we get into a group, like we did before, and try to come up with a dare-" "I know that part, I mean why this particular dare?"

"Oh. Well If I had to, so do you." Lance said.

"You don't have your bellybu-" Scott stopped midsentence when Lance lifted his shirt and showed his bellybutton ring, with a litle 'B' hanging from it. "Oh." Scott said.

Lance grinned, he was so smart.

"Do I have ta?" Scott whined, he really didn't want to pierce a part of his flesh just to one up Avalanche. But on the other hand Jean might think Lance was tougher than him, this was a tough pickle.

Well, he'd just have to do it. "Ok. Let's go." He answered.

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"Oww!" Scott screamed acusingly at the tattooed woman shoving the needle through the top half of his bellybutton.

"Relax kid, that was the hardest part. Now I gotta put the ring in, do you want the butterfly of the flower?"

"WHAT?!?!"

"We're outta plain starter rings, these the only two we got left. Butterfly or flower?" She asked again.

Scott grumbled 'flower' and watched her put the daisy in the place if the needle.

"Done, you can pay up there." She jerked her hand at the counter at the front of the store. Scott pushed off the table and carefully pulled his shirt down. He stopped.

"Er, how do I take care if this?"

"They'll give this paper to you before you leave." She said.

"O-ok." He winced, that really hurt. He just couldn't see how so many girls did that.

Scott got to the counter, paid the guy. Well what he assumed was a guy, whoever it was had a face made of tattoo's and little pieces of metal. Got the paper and went back to the group outside the shop.

"Vell?" Kurt asked.

"Yeah." Scott said as he showed them his pierced bellybutton, which was kinda redish-pink now.

"Wow. I, like, can't believe you did that Scott." Kitty said.

"Neither can I. What guy would do that? Willingly?" Lance snickered.

"You did!" Scott said.

"Did I?" Lance asked. He was holding the ring with the 'B' in his left hand.

"B-But but, you sneak!!" And with that notion Scott launched himself at Lance.

"Stop! Stop fighting before somebody gets hurt!" Jean protested, and seperated them with her TK.

"B-but he tricked me!" Scott said.

"Yes he did, but how long would it have taken for you to have asked me to see if he really had pierced is bellybutton? Hmm?"

Scott raised a finger, then stopped. "Oh, right. Great. Now my stomach has floral accents because of Alvers. I'll get you for this, if it's the last thing I do!"

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Bobby came out of the guys huddle. "Rogue, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"We dare you to ask some random guy if they think you butt looks big, having adopted Kitty's accent."

She knew there had to be more to this. "Where?"

"There." Bobby said pointing to a store behind him.

Rogue's eyes widened. "The Christian Science Reading Room?!"

Bobby smiled serenly. "Yes."

Oh, she was gonna murder him in his sleep, soon.

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Rogue took a DEEP breath and walked towards three guys browsing the new releases isle.

"Hi." She said to them.

"Hi, did you need to get in here?" The guy closest to her asked politely.

"No no, it just tha'ht, do ya'll, like, think my butt, like, looks big in this skirt?" She said and half turned and wiggled her butt at them.

The guys looked at each other, clearly having no clue what to say.

"We'hll ya'll are no help at all." And she stormed out the the store, back to the group.

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"I cannae believe you did that Rogue." Rahne said, with her excellent hearing.

"Neither can I. Huddle please."

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Rogue exited the huddle. "Where's Bobby?"

"Bathroom."

"Crap, fa'hne. Ray, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Good, good. We dare you to speak fluent Pika-nese for the rest of the afternoon."

"Exscuse me? What did you just say?" Asked Ray.

"We dare you to speak fluent Pika-nese for the rest of the afternoon."

~Oh, their good.~ Ray thought to himself. "Ok, fine."

"What was that?"

"Chu, pika."

"That's what I thought."

"Pikachu chu."

"What?"

"He says 'huddle now'." said Roberto.

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Now you may wonder why Lance asked for the fake ring BEFORE he dared Scott, he had it planned already, he would have suggested it anyway.

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