Truth or Dare: On Location!

Summery - The Brotherhood challenge the X-men to a game of truth or dare: on location! in Bayville. All the mutants are there.

There's Kitty, Rogue, Jean, Wanda, Scott, Kurt, Bobby, Roberto, Ray, Jamie, Todd, Lance, Pietro, Amara, Rhane, Amanda, and Tabby!

Rating - PG-13

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It was 12:34 and near 90' on the Pier of Bayville. The 17 people, and a clone, were eating in three different places as Jean flat REFUSED to eat chinese with the Brotherhood, and didn't want french with Kitty, Rhane, Kurt, Bobby, Tabby and Amara.

So she, Rogue, Amanda, the Jamie's, Scott, and Mr. Chu were eating on the air conditioned patio of Chicata Mexicana.

Please note that Ray does not appreciate this dare, but he can't speak english right now so who cares?.

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"Kachu?"

"Huh?" Rogue asked.

"He means Keety." Kurt clarified.

"Oh. Like, yeah?"

"Kachu pi pika?"

"Pika." She answered defiantly.

"Pika chu pika-pika kachu pi pika?"

"Like, no way! I will not open-mouth kiss a horse!"

Several eyebrows raised.

"What?" Bobby asked.

"He, like, totally dared me to open-mouth kiss a horse!" Kitty answered digusted.

"Thank you!" Scott declared triumphantly.

"What?!" Kitty outraged.

Scott's eyes went wide. "No no no no no, that's not how I meant it. I mean now I finally have enough of an arguemeant to have the Professor ban that movie from the house."

The rest of the X-Guys didn't like that, not at all.

"You can't do that man!" Bobby protested.

"Yeah, it's a classic." Roberto said.

"Chu pika pika!" Ray voiced.

Scott stared at Ray. "It is not the greatest movie ever made."

Wanda pinched the bridge of her nose and closed her eyes. "Huddle please?"

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Kitty emerged from the huddle hands on her hips.

"Lance."

'Oh this gonna be easy.' Lance thought to himself.

"Truth." Lance answered, saving time.

"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

Lance's mouth opened but no sound came out, what the hell kinda question is that?

"Well Lance, where is she?" Kitty asked again, obviously amused that it had stumped him.

"I, don't know." He answered honestly.

'Damn, one suspect down.' Kitty thought privately.

And the guys huddled.

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"Got at all the necessary supplies?" Sam asked Jubilee.

"Yep. This'll teach them to go off without us, with the Brotherhood nonetheless." She answered, holding up the duffle full of...well, you'll just have to wait for that one.

Sam and Jubilee smiled evil little smiles and headed off towards their teamates bedrooms.

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"Tabitha, truth or dare?" Lance asked.

"Dare, duh."

"You have to say something nice to Ray."

"Chu?!"/"What?!"

"You heard me." Lance said smugly.

"Oh, your good." Tabby admitted grudgingly.

"Ka."

Tabby sighed, what was she supposed to say? Then a light bulb burst in her-

"It can't be sarcastic."

Crap! Well, there went her plan.

"Uh, I admire the way you can dye just one section of your hair?"

Ray rolled his eyes. "Chu pika."

"Oh come on! That is SO a compliment!" Tabby protested.

"Pika, chu pi."

"Yes, it is."

"Pi chu."

"Is too!"

"Pi chu!"

"Is too!"

"Pi chu!!"

"Is too!!"

Scott stepped between them and tossed the engery bomb Tabitha was about to throw at Beserker to Freddy, who just closed his fist around it.

Freddy opened his hand, which seemed to be smoking just a tad and blinked. "Cool." And shrugged.

Scott blinked and then remembered what he was gonna say.

"Ok, so no more dares between Boom Boom and Beserker?" To which everybody agreed.

And the girls huddled.

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"But we don't own any hot pokers Wanda."

"Damn. Sharp knitting needles?"

"No!!"

"Dull kitchen knives?"

"We're not even at the Mansion! Even if we were, no!" Jean whispered loudly in annoyance.

Wanda shrugged. "Oh well."

"How about-"

"NO! No sharpened letter openers, no slightly altered fountain pens, no mounted swordfish!!"

Wanda gave Jean this look like 'What have you been smoking?'

"I was just gonna suggest we take advantage of that kareoke bar, but you may need to get out of the sun Red."

Rogue tried to smother an appreciative snicker and keep a straight face. She wasn't the only one.

Jean's eye twitched a bit and she calmed down.

"Actually that's not a bad idea," Amanda mused. "but who, and what song?"

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"He's not that bad really." Rhane thought outloud, stroking an imaginary beard, from her seat in the audiance of Sing it Loud, Sing it Proud kareoke bar.

She was the only one on the girls team not laughing in some way, form, or fashion.

Roberto looked like he was about to die of embarrassment, or burn something, but was determined to finish this dare and...well you couldn't call what he was doing singing.

"This is for my girls all around the world, Who have come across a man that don't respect your worth, Thinkin' all women should be seen not heard, So what do we do girls, shout louder, Lettin 'em know we're gonna stand our ground(stand our ground), So lift your hands high and wave 'em proud , Take a deep breath and say it loud, Never can, never will, Can't hold us down!!"

Roberto promptly, with what little dignity he had left, returned to the outside of the little bar and waited for the rest of the group. Although his tanned face was a bit redder than usual.

"I would rather this not be discussed ever, EVER again, ok? Good."

And with that he called hudde.

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Sam ducked out of Amara's room, and straight into Hank.

"Samual, why were you in Amara's room?"

"A'h was, uh, looking for ma'h, um, notebook. Yeah, ma'h notebook, she has better History notes."

Sam darted away before Hank realized Amara wasn't in the same class as Sam, these kids were getting weirder and weirder every day.. But Hank just shrugged it off and continued on his way, suddenly craving a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with mayonase.

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::evil grin:: What are Sam and Jubilee up too? Maybe Red does need to get out of the sun? Why is Kitty obsessed with finding Carmen Sandiego? Is Draco-luver having to much fun making Ray speak Pika-nese? The answer to that last one is no, but do review! And send in whatever suggestions you have lying around! ;