Truth or Dare: On Location!
Summery - The Brotherhood challenge the X-men to a game of truth or dare: on location! in Bayville. All the mutants are there.
There's Kitty, Rogue, Jean, Wanda, Scott, Kurt, Bobby, Roberto, Ray, Jamie, Todd, Lance, Pietro, Amara, Rhane, Amanda, and Tabby!
Rating - PG-13 - Most escpecially this chappie, cause 3 am is not prime writing time. Nope.
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Chapter 7
A/N: To clear this up, there will be only TWO kisses to happen in this story, so please stop saying 'Have soandso kiss whatsherface!!' ok?
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"No, that wire goes into the blue hole." Sam instructed Jubilee. "If we put it in the green hole we'll have Icy Hot all over the place."
Jubes giggled to herself and put the lid on the 'Honeydew melon' and placed it in the fruit bowl on the Dining Room table.
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Roberto turned from the huddle and coughed lightly.
"Wanda, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Alright. We dare you to ask for a job application at the Prancing Pony, on the lower deck." He said evenly.
Several people gasped! But Wanda laughed.
"That's it? Puh-lease, fine, I'll do it."
But the Jamie's were way confused.
"What's the Prancing Pony?" J1 asked.
"It's a 'Gentleman's Club' kid." Pietro said.
"So?" J2 wanted to know. "The Professor says I'm a gentleman and I'm not a member of any club."
Lance grinned.
"Not that kind of gentleman."
This just confused the J's even more, until Tabby leaned down and explained to J1 what they meant.
J1 gasped out loud and ran over to J2 and told him, who said 'Really?'
Wanda rolled her eyes and started walking towards the boardwalk stairs to the lower levels.
With everybody else following her, of course.
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"No kids hunny, hit the bricks." The Bartender of the Prancing Pony Gentleman's Club said to Wanda when she walked in.
Wanda brushed it off and approached the counter, leaning on it, presenting her ...'friends' in a outward gesture.
"I'm no kid, and I want a job application, if you dont mind." She said in her most pleasing voice. The Bartender looked at her carefully.
"You ain't one uh them muties, are ya?"
Well, she tried to be nice. It's the thought that counts, right?
The hex wasn't heard outside, it was the man screaming and Wanda shouting over his screams 'How dare you?!', and a few obsinities I dare not repeat.
The Bartender ran, screaming like a banshee, out of the club and down the peer.
Wanda calmly walked outside, and she took a deep breath.
"I'm afraid I'll have to take a consequence."
Pietro looked suspiciously at her.
"What did you do?"
Wanda looked afronted, "I did nothing, he must have had some kind of attack." She said, smiling serenely.
"Riiight, and I'm Britney Spears." Freddy said.
"Nice to meet you Miss Spears." Kitty snickered.
Wanda rolled her eyes. "Huddle?"
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The girls come out of the huddle and for no apparent reason the Acolytes show up.
Remy: Hey! Where'd Remy's lunch go?!
John: Aw man, I had a huge bonfire goin'!
Poitr: I was in the middle of movink a large box. Oh well.
Poitr doesn't look to disappointed.
John: Can we play?
Tabby: But you don't know what we're playing.
Kitty: Yeah, could, like, be playing 'Who can stay on fire the longest' or something.
John: Me first!!
Bobby: We're not actually playing that though.
John: Aww, shucks.
Fred: That reminds me of the time-
Lance: NO! No farm stories.
Freddy: Oh well. But who's team would they be on?
John didn't even have time to react.
Remy: Guys!
Poitr: Guys!
Remy: Sorry mon ami, no more room over here. Looks like you're stuck with dem.
Remy pointed over to the girls.
But his plan kinda backfired when John went over to the girls, grinning at whoever would look at him. That's when it hit the guys who they had just lost.
Pietro whacked Remy across the head.
Pietro: What the hell is wrong with you? He's the craziest one out of you guys, can imagine what sort of dares he'll come up with?
Apparently this had just occured to Remy also and he paled a bit.
Remy: Merde. Oh man, deir re-huddling!
Indeed they were, with Pyro in the middle of the group.
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Walking through the dining room Logan had the distinct feeling he smelled Icy Hot and wiring in a . . . honeydew melon? And without breaking stride Logan turn back around and exited the Dining Room. Just a wee bit faster than before.
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There was not a grin to rival the grin on Jean Grey's face in all the world. Ok maybe the one on Wanda's face, but whatever.
Ok and maybe the one on St. John's face too.
Jean: Toad, truth or dare?
To you or me seeing this grin would probably weird us out and make us a very suspicious person right about now. But to Toddy T. this made him absolutely terrified. He'd only seen that grin from Wanda once before, the time when they ran out of whip and shaving cream and Pietro didn't talk for two days and would scream 'whipper snapper' at odd intervals.
So needless to say, but I will anyway, he was scared.
But he wuntn no scardy cat neither.
Todd: Dare.
But he nearly needed a new pair of pants when Wanda got that glint in her eye, like the time they ran out of whip and shaving cream and LANCE didn't talk for two days and would scream 'to the left' at odd intervals.
Jean handed him a 10 dollar bill and a small note and stepped back.
Jean: You have ten minutes to buy whats on that list; in the right color and size.
Todd was confused, his dare was to shop? He shook his head and looked at the paper.
And nearly fainted.
Todd: I-I have to buy t-this?!
John: Yep, get going now.
John push Todd towards the darkened shop and inside, to his doom!!! I mean, dare.
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A young sales associate aprouched our frightened frog-like mutant smiling, who will be known as S.A. from here on out.
S.A.: Good afternoon, buying something for your girlfriend today? I can help you over here if you like?
She guided Todd over to a cushioned bench with red pillows.
Todd: You work on commission huh?
The sales associate smiled politely and waited for Todd to answer her.
Todd fumbled with the list and managed to garble out a few words.
Todd: I-I need the thing on this paper and in those sizes and in, uh, periwinkle blue. Uh, please.
The S.A. took the note, smiled and repeated his order to him before running off to get it.
S.A.: One 'Honey-mooner's' special coming right up. So that's one bra in size B, one pair of panties in size-
Todd: Please, I don't need to know the rest.
Poor ol' Toddles looked like he was gonna hurl. But the perky girl just smiled and walked off.
Todd: When this is over I'm gonna buy me a gun and go Aussie huntin'!
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The perky young sales associate returned to the counter where Todd had wandered up to with a pink bag inhand.
S.A.: Would you like that gift wrapped?
Todd: Uh, no thank you.
He threw the bill at her, grabbed the bag and ran out bright red.
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Todd practically threw the bag at Jean and the other girls, plus John. Who looked impressed.
Todd: Let us NEVER speak of this again! And if you do, well, just remember slime don' come outta car seats easily!
Wanda took the bag from Jean and almost broke something when she burst out into laughter. As did many other girls. Whilest the guys stood opposite them clueless and trying to get information out of the Toad, who wouldn't budge.
And the peasents rejoiced, er, the guys huddled.
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Sam was a nice, polite, and determined young lad who never gave up hope. But as he balanced precariously on a twenty foot ladder in Kurt's room, he almost gave up hope of holding onto a greasy can of grease and the chandelier at the same time.
While he was doing that, Jubilation Lee was down the hall in Ray's room hiding and setting up about thirty different themed clocks; set to go off at 7, 2, and 13 minute intervals without getting eaten by a suspicious looking pile of socks.
And the Professor, down in his office, was trying to catch his breath and write a letter after picking up on the thoughts of the only students at home, who both happened to be projectors.
Storm gave the Professor a strange look and kept walking down the hall, not noticing the way couch cushions looked a bit higher than usual.
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And you thought Bobby and Jamie were the only pranksters? Hah! Review!!
Summery - The Brotherhood challenge the X-men to a game of truth or dare: on location! in Bayville. All the mutants are there.
There's Kitty, Rogue, Jean, Wanda, Scott, Kurt, Bobby, Roberto, Ray, Jamie, Todd, Lance, Pietro, Amara, Rhane, Amanda, and Tabby!
Rating - PG-13 - Most escpecially this chappie, cause 3 am is not prime writing time. Nope.
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Chapter 7
A/N: To clear this up, there will be only TWO kisses to happen in this story, so please stop saying 'Have soandso kiss whatsherface!!' ok?
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"No, that wire goes into the blue hole." Sam instructed Jubilee. "If we put it in the green hole we'll have Icy Hot all over the place."
Jubes giggled to herself and put the lid on the 'Honeydew melon' and placed it in the fruit bowl on the Dining Room table.
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Roberto turned from the huddle and coughed lightly.
"Wanda, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Alright. We dare you to ask for a job application at the Prancing Pony, on the lower deck." He said evenly.
Several people gasped! But Wanda laughed.
"That's it? Puh-lease, fine, I'll do it."
But the Jamie's were way confused.
"What's the Prancing Pony?" J1 asked.
"It's a 'Gentleman's Club' kid." Pietro said.
"So?" J2 wanted to know. "The Professor says I'm a gentleman and I'm not a member of any club."
Lance grinned.
"Not that kind of gentleman."
This just confused the J's even more, until Tabby leaned down and explained to J1 what they meant.
J1 gasped out loud and ran over to J2 and told him, who said 'Really?'
Wanda rolled her eyes and started walking towards the boardwalk stairs to the lower levels.
With everybody else following her, of course.
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"No kids hunny, hit the bricks." The Bartender of the Prancing Pony Gentleman's Club said to Wanda when she walked in.
Wanda brushed it off and approached the counter, leaning on it, presenting her ...'friends' in a outward gesture.
"I'm no kid, and I want a job application, if you dont mind." She said in her most pleasing voice. The Bartender looked at her carefully.
"You ain't one uh them muties, are ya?"
Well, she tried to be nice. It's the thought that counts, right?
The hex wasn't heard outside, it was the man screaming and Wanda shouting over his screams 'How dare you?!', and a few obsinities I dare not repeat.
The Bartender ran, screaming like a banshee, out of the club and down the peer.
Wanda calmly walked outside, and she took a deep breath.
"I'm afraid I'll have to take a consequence."
Pietro looked suspiciously at her.
"What did you do?"
Wanda looked afronted, "I did nothing, he must have had some kind of attack." She said, smiling serenely.
"Riiight, and I'm Britney Spears." Freddy said.
"Nice to meet you Miss Spears." Kitty snickered.
Wanda rolled her eyes. "Huddle?"
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The girls come out of the huddle and for no apparent reason the Acolytes show up.
Remy: Hey! Where'd Remy's lunch go?!
John: Aw man, I had a huge bonfire goin'!
Poitr: I was in the middle of movink a large box. Oh well.
Poitr doesn't look to disappointed.
John: Can we play?
Tabby: But you don't know what we're playing.
Kitty: Yeah, could, like, be playing 'Who can stay on fire the longest' or something.
John: Me first!!
Bobby: We're not actually playing that though.
John: Aww, shucks.
Fred: That reminds me of the time-
Lance: NO! No farm stories.
Freddy: Oh well. But who's team would they be on?
John didn't even have time to react.
Remy: Guys!
Poitr: Guys!
Remy: Sorry mon ami, no more room over here. Looks like you're stuck with dem.
Remy pointed over to the girls.
But his plan kinda backfired when John went over to the girls, grinning at whoever would look at him. That's when it hit the guys who they had just lost.
Pietro whacked Remy across the head.
Pietro: What the hell is wrong with you? He's the craziest one out of you guys, can imagine what sort of dares he'll come up with?
Apparently this had just occured to Remy also and he paled a bit.
Remy: Merde. Oh man, deir re-huddling!
Indeed they were, with Pyro in the middle of the group.
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Walking through the dining room Logan had the distinct feeling he smelled Icy Hot and wiring in a . . . honeydew melon? And without breaking stride Logan turn back around and exited the Dining Room. Just a wee bit faster than before.
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There was not a grin to rival the grin on Jean Grey's face in all the world. Ok maybe the one on Wanda's face, but whatever.
Ok and maybe the one on St. John's face too.
Jean: Toad, truth or dare?
To you or me seeing this grin would probably weird us out and make us a very suspicious person right about now. But to Toddy T. this made him absolutely terrified. He'd only seen that grin from Wanda once before, the time when they ran out of whip and shaving cream and Pietro didn't talk for two days and would scream 'whipper snapper' at odd intervals.
So needless to say, but I will anyway, he was scared.
But he wuntn no scardy cat neither.
Todd: Dare.
But he nearly needed a new pair of pants when Wanda got that glint in her eye, like the time they ran out of whip and shaving cream and LANCE didn't talk for two days and would scream 'to the left' at odd intervals.
Jean handed him a 10 dollar bill and a small note and stepped back.
Jean: You have ten minutes to buy whats on that list; in the right color and size.
Todd was confused, his dare was to shop? He shook his head and looked at the paper.
And nearly fainted.
Todd: I-I have to buy t-this?!
John: Yep, get going now.
John push Todd towards the darkened shop and inside, to his doom!!! I mean, dare.
-------- --------- -------------
A young sales associate aprouched our frightened frog-like mutant smiling, who will be known as S.A. from here on out.
S.A.: Good afternoon, buying something for your girlfriend today? I can help you over here if you like?
She guided Todd over to a cushioned bench with red pillows.
Todd: You work on commission huh?
The sales associate smiled politely and waited for Todd to answer her.
Todd fumbled with the list and managed to garble out a few words.
Todd: I-I need the thing on this paper and in those sizes and in, uh, periwinkle blue. Uh, please.
The S.A. took the note, smiled and repeated his order to him before running off to get it.
S.A.: One 'Honey-mooner's' special coming right up. So that's one bra in size B, one pair of panties in size-
Todd: Please, I don't need to know the rest.
Poor ol' Toddles looked like he was gonna hurl. But the perky girl just smiled and walked off.
Todd: When this is over I'm gonna buy me a gun and go Aussie huntin'!
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The perky young sales associate returned to the counter where Todd had wandered up to with a pink bag inhand.
S.A.: Would you like that gift wrapped?
Todd: Uh, no thank you.
He threw the bill at her, grabbed the bag and ran out bright red.
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Todd practically threw the bag at Jean and the other girls, plus John. Who looked impressed.
Todd: Let us NEVER speak of this again! And if you do, well, just remember slime don' come outta car seats easily!
Wanda took the bag from Jean and almost broke something when she burst out into laughter. As did many other girls. Whilest the guys stood opposite them clueless and trying to get information out of the Toad, who wouldn't budge.
And the peasents rejoiced, er, the guys huddled.
-------- ------- ------- -------
Sam was a nice, polite, and determined young lad who never gave up hope. But as he balanced precariously on a twenty foot ladder in Kurt's room, he almost gave up hope of holding onto a greasy can of grease and the chandelier at the same time.
While he was doing that, Jubilation Lee was down the hall in Ray's room hiding and setting up about thirty different themed clocks; set to go off at 7, 2, and 13 minute intervals without getting eaten by a suspicious looking pile of socks.
And the Professor, down in his office, was trying to catch his breath and write a letter after picking up on the thoughts of the only students at home, who both happened to be projectors.
Storm gave the Professor a strange look and kept walking down the hall, not noticing the way couch cushions looked a bit higher than usual.
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And you thought Bobby and Jamie were the only pranksters? Hah! Review!!
