Concert Ends, Revenge of the Kagome! Watch out Sango!




~Okay, so let us re-cap your life from the past three days. Day one: Your friends tell you that they have backstage passes to one of the best bands currently alive- you don't care for the band, but... Anyone would want to go, right? So you ask, they say no, you plead, they say no, and, fearing that you will lose the chance of a life time, you beg them and humiliate yourself in front of an entire school- or what was left of the Student Body. You go home and ask your mother if you can go with the friends that had put you into the embarrassing situation you had been in. She say's no, you beg, and she makes a deal with you. You have to bring a boy home after the trip is done. All right! So, now you are going to a concert that is for a band you couldn't care less to hear. The lead singer's voice is annoying! Your friend's driving almost kills you on the way there. She gets you lost, you find the hotel, it's packed, you find another, you get a sugar high, break a bad, and pay the bills, all the while your friends humiliate you! Yet, you stick with them. Wow, you're forgiving. Or are you?

~Then you arrive at the Concert. The lights dim and music starts to play, and guess what... Right there, on the stage, front and center, is 'HIM'. The one that had stolen fame from you. That annoying voice in the band so many people love. You go backstage for a while to calm down and think straight and guess who you run into. 'HIM'. After mistaking you for another he walks away without a word. Your friend meets his friend and your other friend attaches herself to his rival. And they're all in the band. Now, here you are in a packed room with the three of you and the members of the biggest- and in your opinion, most annoying- band. Another surprise is on the way. You and your friends will be spending a week with them. You are not liking it. Not one little bit!~

"Miroku!"

I had just met this man and knew that he could ruin a great time without any thought or planning. He was most definitely the biggest and most persistent pervert I'd ever met.

Ayame just stood and stared at the letter happily. Sango looked horrified and Kouga looked even worse off. Inuyasha was pissed and I wasn't far behind. Ayame and Miroku were the only ones that seemed happy.

"What does the letter say, Ayame-chan?" I asked. I wanted to know what was in store for me.

"Dear Ms. Sasayaku,
On behalf of our company's former owner, Mr. Zaisan, we are happy to announce that you will be going on an all-expense paid trip around our great homeland of Japan. You will be accompanied by our own band 'Demonic.' We hope you enjoy this. The directions for your first destination are enclosed in this letter. The trip will begin two days hence.

Sesshomaru"

She finished reading and smiled.

"Two days, huh?" I asked.

"Hai!"

There was a sudden tension in the air. In a flash, everyone, save for Miroku and Ayame, were pushing each other, trying to get out of the door at the same time. We wanted to have the best time we could before being stuck together. Knowing we'd have to be together in only two days, it was going to be hard to have fun doing ANYTHING! Oh, well.

Kouga pushed Inuyasha, Sango hit Kouga, Inuyasha pulled on Sango, and I shot forward out of the room. I was going to get away as fast as possible and as soon as possible. I wasn't turning back. Well, I wouldn't have if Sango's inevitable scream hadn't stopped me.

"HENTAI!"

***Thud***

***Whack***


"MIROKU!"

*******


We had finally made it out of the Concert Hall after Sango and I, once again, pulled Ayame off a guy. To my dismay, she had attached herself to the closest person around. Inuyasha. He was even less calm than Kouga had been and it only frightened her more. Yet, she still wanted to go on that trip with the band.

"Anything I haven't done," Ayame had said, "is worth doing, even if I have to be by men like him. That Miroku guy." She had courage; even Sango was scared of the concept.

Traffic was horrible! This town never slept. Sango passed out on the way back to the hotel and Ayame just kept staring at the letter Sesshomaru had given to her. I was driving. I didn't exactly trust either one of them at the moment. Sango I wouldn't trust behind the wheel anyway, but Ayame was a little distracted and still jumpy.

We arrived back at the hotel at about 1:50 a.m. and Ayame and I had to drag Sango into our room. She was out cold. I was actually sweating be the time we go to our room. She weighed a ton!

Ayame sat down on the new bed that had replaced the broken one during our absence, set the letter on the nightstand, and picked up the telephone. She said she was going to call to ask information how long it would take to get there. Sango never woke up and I couldn't sleep. Therefore, I took a shower.

An hour later someone was pounding on the door. I had fallen asleep. "Nani?"

"Get out!" Ayame called through the door. "I want a shower too, Kagome- chan! You're not the only one who's dirty here."

"Okay, okay. I'm getting out!"

"Watcha do? Fall asleep?"

"Hai."

That felt so much better. I dried my hair, found some cloud-print pajamas, and climbed into bed. I was asleep within seconds.

******


"WAKE UP, KAGOME-CHAN!" Sango was screaming right into my ear. Wow she was loud!

"Iie," I mumbled as I pulled the covers over my head. I didn't want to get up and I wasn't about to. I WASN'T, that is. I was splashed with a bucket of ice-cold water and sat up bolt right. I was furious! "What. The. HELL. Was. That. For!"

"That was to wake you up," she said smiling. "And this," I was now drenched in water as another pail was splashed on me, "is for your language. You're paying the bill, too, Kagome-chan. Aya-chan and I are going shopping. Ja!"

She slipped out of the door before I even understood half of it. I took Inuyasha's name off of slot 50 on my 'Top 50 Revenge' list and inserted Sango's. I would get her back, one way or another!

Having nothing else to do, I sat down and read the rest of the book with the Hermione girl in it. Maybe she would give me an idea.

******


"Kagome-chan?" Sango called as she poked her head through the door. She probably wanted me to help carry in the bags. I hid in the closest to watch. This was all too perfect!

Not seeing me, she sighed, looking as if the world had just been taken from her shoulders. Maybe she was going to set a trap or something! Oh well, it didn't matter. After this was over, there was nothing she would be able to pull off to get me back for this one. Slowly she opened the door and stepped inside.

***SPLASH***


"Ahhhhhhh! It's cold!"

'Hahahaha, yeah,' I thought, 'but it's not just cold! Oh, she is going to be furious when she finds out what that was!'

"Oh, kami-sama! Kagome-chan, how could you? This was a new dress!" She looked around for me. "I know you're here! You wouldn't do this if you weren't able to see my reaction. I know you!"

She looked around again and spotted a bucket over one of the beds. "You don't think I will actually fall for something so obvious, do you?"

I remained silent. It wasn't over yet. Her expression slowly changed to one of terror as she realized that the bucket had not contained only water. "Kagome! If this is what I think it is, you'll regret it!"

She opened the bath room door to look at her reflection and flipped on the switch. The light exploded, startling us both. I hadn't done that! Oh well, it worked out fine anyway. She walked over to one of her still packed bags to search for a mirror. However, she didn't expect what she found.

"Eek! It's a mouse!" She shouted and leapt onto the nearest bed. "ITSAMOUSE! ITSAMOUSEITSAMOUSE!" The little mouse ran around in fright. "Eeeeek! HELP ME! It-it-it-it-its gonna bite me!"

She grabbed the phone book of the nightstand and hurdled it at the scurrying mouse.

'Perfect,' I thought and grinned.

***SPLASH***


Sango froze, slumped her shoulders, and shook her head back and forth, slowly.

"I can't believe I fell for that," she whispered vehemently. She sighed. "Kagome-chan you can come out now. I'm not going to fall for anything else." After a few minutes of silence she looked around nervously. "Ka-Kagome-chan? Are you here?"

::::::Silence::::::


"Kagome, this isn't funny!" She jumped off the bed after seeing that the mouse had long since been gone. Searching around for me she grew even more worried. "I swear if I went through all of that for nothing, you will pay for it! You'll pay for it anyway, but it will be worse. Kagome come out! You have to be here! I am NOT going through all of that again for your entertainment!"

As she approached the door to the closet I occupied, I plastered on my most innocent expression. If this worked, I'd be in the hospital for the next week, which was fine for me as long as I didn't have to see Inuyasha.

'This was going to be great, either way.'

***CREEK***


::::::Silence::::::


"Ahhhh! Holy shit! What are you doing here, Miroku!?"

"HA!" I cried triumphantly. "And this," I lifted up another pail and splashed her, "is for your language!"

"Ka-Ka-Ka-Kagom-me, ka?" She stuttered. "How? What? Where...? HOW DID I MISTAKE YOU FOR MIROKU?"

"Easy. My hairs pulled back, the clothes I'm wearing, the arm-wrap, the lighting, the oh-so-innocent smile, and the fact that you think about him twenty-four-seven," I told her matter-o'-factly.

"I can't believe I..." she paused, her eyes widened. "I do NOT think about him all the time!"

"Yes. You do," I said smiling. "There is no other possible way that you'd think I was him... Where's Ayame?"

"She's eating down in the lobby. I was coming up here to-"

"Set a trap?"

"No! To ask if you were hungry!"

"Why'd you look relieved when I didn't answer?"

"Because I didn't want you yelling at me. What I got was worse, though. Kagome-chan." She asked hesitantly, "What was in those buckets?"

"Ah, yes," I said, placing Miroku's thoughtful look into place," the buckets of Revenge. They are all buckets in which different characteristics of oneself are poured into-"

"Speak, don't babble." Sango grinned. "Houshi."

"Ouch. That hurt," I said, mimicking Miroku as best as possible.

We both laughed at this. He was quite an amusing person if you looked at it from this point of view. I was silently praying that this would lighten Sango's mood. She was going to kill me when I told her what was in those buckets.

After a while, our laughing subsided. "You really do sound-and look- like him, ne?" Sango said before she asked what was in the buckets again.

"Ah, well... The first one was water with a little bit of honey- to make you all sweet," I smiled brightly. "The second was diluted vinegar- to match your mood- VERY bitter. The third was to wash it all down- and cool off your temper. It seemed to work, because you're not mad... OR... It could be my sexy little disguise," I suggested.

"Why you!" She jumped forward and grabbed at the air where I had been. "What the...?"

I bolted out the door and down to the lobby to go find Ayame. Sango wasn't far behind. I found Ayame and you will never believe what I saw. She wasn't going anywhere. Kouga was furious.

"Kagome!" I spun around, expecting Sango to be running at me. I was wrong, but I never wished myself to be more right.

"Oh no..."