"Hello my young students, whom I do naughty things to at night!" Dumbledore said happily.

"Professor Dumbledore?...We wanted to talk to you, not joke around. It seems Malfoy here wants to make an offer with you, because of what has occured in his house." the nicer of two Slytherins said.

"Ah, yes, joking. Hmm...well Mr. Malfoy? Would you like to speak to me alone?"

"No, I'm fine here! I'm practicaly dying anyway..." I said while thinking 'These people have no sense of propriety.'

"Very well then..."

I guessed this was my que to tell him my plans, since he didn't elaborate further, but who really is to know the truth of what Dumbledore is thinking. Well it was my goal to figure it out...but at that time I couldn't since of course I was in a shitty situation.

"Alright...how about you all kill me and get it over with."

They stared at me, even my fellow Slytherins...though they were not ones I would call...spiffy, as if I were crazy. Which I was because Malfoys do not ask to be killed, even Malfoys without a father...

"Oh get over it! I was kidding you morons. I guess it is really up to you, eh? Am I on your 'side' now? No way!...But I'll deal with whatever shit you want as long as I'm not made to be a prat. I will be truthworthy only for things that look good to me."

"Indeed so?...Hm...Well Mr. Malfoy, I don't know any ideas of what you wish to happen." Dumbledore was saying, whilst the two Slytherin traitors, as I've defined them, Guapo (the nice one) and Feo(the mean one) *in Spanish of course is handsome and ugly...no I'm not checking out guys...really* rushed up to Dumbledore and started explaining what ideas they had in mind.

"I see...Mr. Malfoy, I think the best choices would either be for you to go into hiding here, or become someone else for awhile. That of course would be a bit complicated...if you do go into hiding I will inform someone of trust to keep track of you and provide with you the essentials. Are one of those fair to you...?"

'Fair...sure. Likeable...not likely. But I knew I was going to be stuck with something like that. Which would be the better choice? Hiding? Or Pretending? Would I really be safe either way? And what would I get out of hiding? Information maybe? The problem is...I wouldn't be able to sneak...since of course I could not be seen. Pretending has its ascets, but how would that work? Would I be sorted as a random new kid? Or able to choose like those that came for the Triwizard Tournament...and what house would I want to choose? Slytherin would be too dangerous...but...any other would swallow my pride! *sigh*...Maybe I should have stayed home this year...or at least killed Potter when I could have...'

A.N-Hmm, sorry about the update being slightly short...and subdued. _!

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