"I think...that, killing Potter would have been a good idea...I mean, staying home." I said with a smirk, and received, strangely enough, a small smile from Dumbledore. I almost laughed.

"Interesting, Mr. Malfoy, humor is a virtue." Dumbledore said.

Ah yes, let us all talk like we know all the world's knowledge, but really only give away tiny pieces as to confuse everyone into over-analyzing the situation and getting a good laugh out of it afterwords. Bloody hell, bring me to the Dark Lord would you? At least he makes some variations of sense.

"Professor, personally, I think that Malfoy would be best by going into hiding, then we will not have to deal with his shit." the 'feo-moron' said. I randomly decided to try and figure out who he was, since I had mistaken him and the other guy as being 7th years, which they apparently weren't. Did they even go to this school? How could they be here? Who did they think they were? And what shit?

The other guy in the meantime, was looking at me, in a strange way, as though he knew what I waw thinking, and interestingly enough he smiled cruelly. Hmm...maybe I will just call them Apathetic Moron and Enigma Moron.

He, the Enigma Moron, then decided to speak up.

"Nah, he should be here, as someone else, pretending will be harsh for him, but at the same time, so easy."

"What the hell do you mean by saying that?" I asked.

"Nothing Malfoy, you know it is true though. Your corrupted mind would prefer not to take such torture, but you can live through it to your advantage. Plus, you may as well be getting something out of it, other than pleasure for torturing those you hate."

Hmm...torture, which seemed to be the only thing that stuck out in my mind from his statement, made me wonder. I COULD torture people, I could be deceitful and evil, and get back at Potter and....no one would know whom it really was. Hell, I could even become friends with Potter...

Ya know, I was thinking at this point, how fun it might be, how maybe this would not be such a bad idea. What about the consequences that I so dearly hold on to now? Haha, yeah right. To torture Potter is to live in happiness.

"I think I like that idea, and how fun it will be to torture...." I said to myself thoughtfully whilst everyone was listening in.

Dumbledore chuckled a bit, while the morons looked deviously at me, and then at themselves.

"Well Mr. Malfoy, it will take some time to get this ready, so you will have to wait for awhile, but in the mean time, I have decided that you will pretend to commit suicide, from then on, you will be in disguise. For now, we are going to say that you must stay in the Hospital Wing for awhile. If there are visitors we shall make sure you are not harmed."

The two morons stared at Dumbledore like they did not believe what he was saying.

"..Alb--Professor, are you sure that is a good idea, at this point, with what is going on?" Apathetic moron asked, sounding slightly surprised.

"Yes, I am sure, there are other ways of course, but for...Mr. Malfoy's sanity, this shall work the best, given the circumstances."

Enigma moron looked to be in deep thought, but slowly he ended up nodding.

"I agree. Well, since our work is done here, we shall be going, and shall be back if you need us Professor, you know where to find us. Malfoy, if you need me, or my friend here, just use this, do not ask questions about what it is, but this is the only way. Goodbye, and good luck."

Enigma handed me a small object, almost like a picture, but a little thicker in size. The morons went out the door, and a silence greeted me. Dumbledore appeared to be thinking, and I was wondering what had just happened. Suddenly a small voice was calling in the picture device. I looked down and saw Enigma waving, and saying, 'Yeah, it works. Seeya.' and then dissapearing.

"Hmm, well Mr. Malfoy, I must go, but I will be back to discuss specifics about what is going to happen." Dumbledore said, nodding, and slowly exited.

Left alone, I wondered, what did I do to deserve this?

Note: sorry this took so long, but finally it is here, I am going to try and write some more soon, because I was planning on making this one long, but it is not...so ^_^. Thank you for reading, hehe.