Disclaimer: I *sob* do not own *sob* Yu Yu Hakusho *sob* or Hiei *sob*
Hiei: Oh, quit whining, you stupid ningen
Fugen: But I don't OWN you! *sob*
Hiei: -_-; You don't WHAT me?
Kurama: Can I own him?
Fugen: NO! Hiei is MINE!
Kurama: Mine
Fugen: Mine
Kurama: Mine
Hiei: Would you two quit arguing?! What am I, some kind of prize?!
Fugen: Actually, you're more like food.
Kurama: Yes. Dark chocolate, I'd say.
Fugen: Ah, chocolate.... (attempting to resist)..... (attempting to resist)....(attempt failed) LET'S EAT HIEI!
Kurama: Dibs on the face!
Fugen: Dibs on all of him!
Kurama: *teary* But that's not fair...
Fugen: You're right. Okay, we'll just pounce on Hiei and first come, first eat.
Hiei: -_-; uh, help? Anyone?
Fugen: NOW LET'S EAT HIEI!!!
Fugen: Alright. Onto the fic.
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Brooding, Hiei ran his fingers mindlessly through his hair and sighed. Today he was set on NOT being suddenly pounced on by a certain redheaded kitsune. Reminiscing back since the official beginning of their relationship, Hiei's hand automatically went to his neck and began rubbing the sore spots. Every time he got a slight twinge in his spine, the next thing Hiei would know was that Kurama had tackled him and there would be a sudden soreness in his neck. Oh, and the amorous fox would be licking his face and squeezing his neck in a affectionate (or fatal) embrace.
" Oh Hiei..."
A slight twinge sparked Hiei into a frozen position, and a split second later Kurama had tackled him to the ground. Hiei tried not to sigh as Kurama began lapping his face and occasionally snuggling against him in between licks.
" Kurama?" " Hai?" " I...hate...you..."
In an instant Kurama had the classic puppy dog eyes on his face, and Hiei couldn't help but stare into a pair of huge, watery green eyes that were ready to flood like the Hoover Dam. Kurama wailed, " But Hiiiiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiii whyyyyyyyyy do you hate meeeeeeeeeeee?" For one thing, that whine and those stupid eyes that make me feel as if I'm going to literally drown in your tears, Hiei thought dryly. He nearly choked when Kurama grabbed him in a fresh deathgrip, er, hug.
" Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" " WOULD YOU STOP *gag* CHOKING *choke* ME?!" " Hiiiiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, what'd I dooooooooooooooo?"
" If you stop crying and wailing I'll kiss you."
The reaction was instant. Gone were the puppy-dog eyes and the prolonged wails. Kurama smiled, " Honto?" " Just let go of my neck," Hiei choked. Immediately Kurama loosened his grip and, nuzzling Hiei's cheek, demanded, " Kiss. Now." Sighing, Hiei tipped Kurama's chin up with one hand and gave him a nice, soft kiss.
Then Kurama sighed and promptly turned into a puddle, spilling all over Hiei's lap.
Trying not to grin, Hiei shook his head, saying, " Maybe I shouldn't kiss you anymore, if you're going to turn into a puddle all the time."
" NOOOOOOOOO!"
owari
P.S. If you like HieiXKurama stories, then I recommend a REALLY cute HieiXkurama fic called 'Indebted'. It's about how Kurama gets turned into a little kit and Hiei has to take care of him (with a bit of help) 'cause Kurama just won't let him go (really). IT'S SO KAWAII! And funny! Read it!
Hiei: Oh, quit whining, you stupid ningen
Fugen: But I don't OWN you! *sob*
Hiei: -_-; You don't WHAT me?
Kurama: Can I own him?
Fugen: NO! Hiei is MINE!
Kurama: Mine
Fugen: Mine
Kurama: Mine
Hiei: Would you two quit arguing?! What am I, some kind of prize?!
Fugen: Actually, you're more like food.
Kurama: Yes. Dark chocolate, I'd say.
Fugen: Ah, chocolate.... (attempting to resist)..... (attempting to resist)....(attempt failed) LET'S EAT HIEI!
Kurama: Dibs on the face!
Fugen: Dibs on all of him!
Kurama: *teary* But that's not fair...
Fugen: You're right. Okay, we'll just pounce on Hiei and first come, first eat.
Hiei: -_-; uh, help? Anyone?
Fugen: NOW LET'S EAT HIEI!!!
Fugen: Alright. Onto the fic.
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Brooding, Hiei ran his fingers mindlessly through his hair and sighed. Today he was set on NOT being suddenly pounced on by a certain redheaded kitsune. Reminiscing back since the official beginning of their relationship, Hiei's hand automatically went to his neck and began rubbing the sore spots. Every time he got a slight twinge in his spine, the next thing Hiei would know was that Kurama had tackled him and there would be a sudden soreness in his neck. Oh, and the amorous fox would be licking his face and squeezing his neck in a affectionate (or fatal) embrace.
" Oh Hiei..."
A slight twinge sparked Hiei into a frozen position, and a split second later Kurama had tackled him to the ground. Hiei tried not to sigh as Kurama began lapping his face and occasionally snuggling against him in between licks.
" Kurama?" " Hai?" " I...hate...you..."
In an instant Kurama had the classic puppy dog eyes on his face, and Hiei couldn't help but stare into a pair of huge, watery green eyes that were ready to flood like the Hoover Dam. Kurama wailed, " But Hiiiiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiii whyyyyyyyyy do you hate meeeeeeeeeeee?" For one thing, that whine and those stupid eyes that make me feel as if I'm going to literally drown in your tears, Hiei thought dryly. He nearly choked when Kurama grabbed him in a fresh deathgrip, er, hug.
" Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" " WOULD YOU STOP *gag* CHOKING *choke* ME?!" " Hiiiiiiiiieiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, what'd I dooooooooooooooo?"
" If you stop crying and wailing I'll kiss you."
The reaction was instant. Gone were the puppy-dog eyes and the prolonged wails. Kurama smiled, " Honto?" " Just let go of my neck," Hiei choked. Immediately Kurama loosened his grip and, nuzzling Hiei's cheek, demanded, " Kiss. Now." Sighing, Hiei tipped Kurama's chin up with one hand and gave him a nice, soft kiss.
Then Kurama sighed and promptly turned into a puddle, spilling all over Hiei's lap.
Trying not to grin, Hiei shook his head, saying, " Maybe I shouldn't kiss you anymore, if you're going to turn into a puddle all the time."
" NOOOOOOOOO!"
owari
P.S. If you like HieiXKurama stories, then I recommend a REALLY cute HieiXkurama fic called 'Indebted'. It's about how Kurama gets turned into a little kit and Hiei has to take care of him (with a bit of help) 'cause Kurama just won't let him go (really). IT'S SO KAWAII! And funny! Read it!
