The Zelda Trials

Story # 2 - Hyrule Upside-down

Part 1 - Link & Malon

A fine day in the land of hyrule...Everyone is happy and skipping around like the idiots that they really are. All is well....that is IF YOU IGNORE THE MONSTER ATTACKING THE TOWN!!!

"Don't worry Zelda! I'll protect you!" Link shouted, lunging at the monster, his sword drawn for the offensive.

"Be careful, Link!" Zelda shouts to him, lifting a hand as if she might actually be able to do something....suuure.

Just then, Ganondorf appears..."I've been waiting for this moment, you insolent retch!" he says, as he hits Link back with a mere swish of mighty claw through the air. "You will meet your doom, and your triforce will be of no use to you!"

"Ganon! How dare you!" Zelda cries, running to Link's side. She looks up defiantly at Ganondorf, who scowls and rolls his eyes.

"Ganon? My name is Ganondorf! Don't call me Ganon unless I'm in demon form, what the hell is WRONG with you Hylans?"

"Don't be a smart ass, Ganon-DORK!!" Link cries, using his sword to balance himself up, before lunging for another attack.

"That's it Link! He can't stand against you and the Triforce of Courage!" Zelda shouts her encouragement, only to see Link fly past her as Ganondorf smacks him backward into a tree.

"Don't think that just because YOU have the Triforce of Wisdom, Princess, means that the rest of us are idiots!" Ganondorf calls to her, with a deep snarl in his voice.

"Look at da treeee..." Link mutters, eyes swirling under his hat, which has fallen foreward.

"Correction...at least *I'm* not an idiot."

----------------After much battling and much stupidity courtesy of Link.

"I'm afraid I must leave you for now, LINK...but I'll return for the Triforce once again." Ganondorf says in a growl, to the injured and downed Link. Link lifted his head, and went for his sword, but his near broken arm was holding him back.

Instead of finishing off Link, Ganondorf faded into the sunset.

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"Liiiink!!!" Zelda shouts again, walking through the castle. He'd been gone for hours after he lost to Ganondorf. No one at all had seen him. "LIIINK!!!!" She shouts again, before a little sigh escapes her throat.

"He's such a stubborn ass..." She mutters, walking to the other side of the palace. Before she knew it she was in the feild, walking practically in a large circle. That's when she heard something in the bushes.

"Link?" She said quietly, looking around the large bush, only to find...

"P-Princess?" Link looks up, his arms still around Malon. Malon blinks, looking up, and blushing crimson.

"LINK WHAT IN ALL THE HEAVENS ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH THE LON LON RANCH GIRL?! ARE YOU MAD?! LINK IF YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HER I'LL--"

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!! I SWEAR!!" Link shouted in defense, Malon could only giggle and blush.

"Oh this is so embarrassing. I can't believe we got caught, Link!"

"Liiiiiink...." Zelda softly growls, before turning away sharply and walking off. "Ass!"

"Princess! Wait!! Let me explain!!" Link cried, but it was too late. The gaurd immediately came and threw both Malon and Link out of the castle garden.

--------------Later- With Zelda

Zelda sniffed back her tears and rubbed her eyes, laying back on her bed. After finding Link in act, all she had been able to do all night is sob. She felt betrayed, and completely humiliated. Had he faked all the feelings that he supposidly had for her? Had she been fooled the entire time? Or was this all an act just to make her jealous..It really all depends on--

"You realize you're never going to figure that idiot out, right?" Ganondorf muttered to her, sitting next to her after teleporting into her room.

"G-Ganondorf?!" She stumbled off her bed and got caught in the sheets, stumbling again and falling flat on her back.

"Oh don't get all frantic. I've already stolen the Triforce of Wisdom while you were crying and soon I'll have the Triforce of Courage, so I have no need to harm you."

"Oh, well that's good, how'd you manage that?"

"Your gaurds are complete incompetant idiots."

"Oh."

"........................................................"

"Don't stare at me, Ganondorf."

"Aren't you going to yell at me or something, or call for Link? I mean, I stole back the triforce, or are you too much of an idiot to understand the THREAT to your seat of POWER this is?" Ganondorf groaned, shaking his head in pity.

"Link's just a play boy and I hate him! I don't need his help."

"You can't defeat me though."

"That's why I'm going to make a deal with you, Ganondorf. If you make this deal with me, I'll do you a favor." Zelda gave him a smirk with this.

"I'm listening..."

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TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2