The Zelda Trials

Story #2: Hyrule upside-down

Part 2: "Scene Problems"

A fine day in the land of Hy—WHAT AM I SAYING!? It's not a fine day and we're not even in Hyrule! Okay. Let's begin again.
The Kokiri forest, a storm was brewing overhead, and everyone was in their little huts. Most slept, some watch TV, some sniffed pinecones. This is not their story. This is a story of love, agony, and betrayal...okay and maybe a few pinecones. Mm...pinecooones...

"I have to apologize to Zelda SOMEHOW...But I don't even now where she WENT! I bet she's at the castle... those stupid guards were probably lying to me. AND her father. HER FATHER LOVED ME, HOW COULD HE THROW ME OUT INTO THE WILDERNESS LIKE THI-I-I-I-IS!!??"

"Oh shut UP Link! You call my father's ranch WILDERNESS?"

"Yes. Yes I do."

"You need mental help. I can see why Zelda threw you out."

"Other then us goin' second base in the bushes?"

"Yeah. Other then that."

"Why is it so dark in here? You can't see anything!"

"It's not dark. There's just only been dialogue in this scene, so we don't have any bodies."

"What a lazy-ass author..."

"Yeah seriously."

"LINK!!!"

"What? What is it Malon?"

"That wasn't me."

"WELL maybe if SOMEONE gave us SIGHT here, we wouldn't have this problem!"

"FINE GOD STOP GETTING ON MY BACK!!!"

Malon and Link are sitting together in a nice cozy house, on a nice cozy bed, Malon on Link's lap. Malon has been shifting and rubbing him gently, and don't get it wrong, she knows exactly what she's doing, the little who-

"YOU BITCH DO IT RIGHT!!!"

"OKAY OKAY GOD"

Okay, so Malon and Link are really sitting in a nice warm living room, with a fire in the fireplace and fuzzy blankets and poofy pillows. That are pink, and Link made them because he's OBVIOUSLY g—

"HEY!!"

"WOULD YOU STOP COMPLAINING?! I'LL NEVER GET THE SCENE DOWN!"

"I AM NOT GAY"

"Yeah right..."

"Just do it right"

"Fine!!!"

Okay, fine. SO Malon and Link are sitting in Malon's house on the ranch, Malon is on the bed, leaning back on her pillows, while Link is sitting on a chair backwards, his arms resting on the back with his chin on his arms. There's been a sudden rustle from outside, which is where the unknown shout came.

"Thank you," Link stated simply.

"Let's go see who it was!" Malon hopped from her place on the bed and went running to the door, swiftly opening it. "HELLO"

"GAH!!" Zelda fell back on her ass, suprized at the girl's sudden bursting entrance, as she was about to start ringing the doorbell incessantly. "Good Goddess Din!"

"Din?" Link peeked out to Zelda. "I would have thought you'd have said Nayru!"

--The author comes in and waves her hands wildly. "You idiots! No one but true Zelda fans would even know what you're talking about! People, The goddess Din is the goddess of power, Nayru is the goddess of Wisdom, and Farore is the goddess of courage! Okay? Good!" With that, the author runs away, dragging Inu Yasha.—

"We're out of time." Link states.

"We are? How do you run out of time in a fanfic?" Zelda blinks at him.

"When the author has to leave" Malon states for Link.

"Oh..."

TO BE CONTINUED...EVENTUALLY.