AN: *_* I am so shocked by all the responses! Thank you every much everyone for reviewing! I can't even believe my eyes when I opened my mailbox ^^; So here's the second chapter, I hope that I'll be able to live up to all of your expectations. My beta disappeared on me so there might be lots of mistakes in this chapter ^^;; I was planning to finish the story in this chapter, but I got lazy so you guys will have to wait a little longer ^^;;

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Chapter 1

Okay, this would be the last time he listened to young idiots! Jiraiya thought angrily to himself. What possessed him in the first place to squeeze himself on a tree branch in the middle of the night at the middle of nowhere when he could be in a warm bed with a hot onee-chan… or not. Whatever he was suppose to see better be good or else Naruto might not have a sensei tomorrow and Konoha would be one short of an Icha Icha Paradise pervert. Already ideas of dismembering Kakashi were starting to take shape in his head. Maybe he should start by scooping out that Sharingan eye…

"Yo!"

The senin was so deep in thought that the quiet greeting next to his ear almost made him scream out. Key word… almost. He was a Legendary Senin for crying out loud. "What the in Hell took you so long brat?!" The question was accompanied by a knock on the head that made the jounin grab onto the nearest branch to prevent himself from falling down. "You were suppose to be here an hour ago!"

"Sorry Jiraiya-sama. I just had to reread the last volume of your wonderful book again."

The sucking up pacified the older man a little, but not enough to make him forget that he was still cold, cramped and numb from the waist down. "Do I look as gullible as Naruto and that Uchiha kid to you Kakashi-kun?!"

The jounin chuckled nervously. "I just had to tell Sakura that training was cancelled for tonight. Preventing her from stalking Sasuke took a bit longer than I expected though." For the first time in a long time the truth came out about his constant tardiness. It surprised him how determined a girl could be when she wanted to follow her crush. "I'm sorry for the long wait Jiraiya-sama."

"Whatever. Tell me Kakashi-kun, what is the reason you've asked me to come?"

"Shh!" Instead of answering, the silver haired ninja put a finger against his mask, and pointed beneath them with him free hand.

The two advanced ninjas both preformed jutus that made them blend in with the color and texture of the tree and silently watched the show unfolding below them.

"Sasuke you bastard! I'm going to beat you and make you kiss my foot this time!"

No need to guess who the speaker was right?

Jiraiya sweat dropped as Konoha's Loudest Ninja a.k.a. Uzumaki Naruto gloated about his nonexistent abilities again. There was no doubt in his mind in who the foot kisser would be and it certainly wasn't a dark haired Sharingun user by the name of Uchiha Sasuke.

As if to confirm his thoughts a painful yell echoed in the deserted forest, scaring away the sleeping birds from their nests to seek a more peaceful… and perhaps safer resting place for the night.

"Think before you open that big mouth of yours next time dobe," Sasuke's cool voice said out loud, a hint of amusement present. The comment was followed by some very colorful language and lewd suggestions from the blond ninja that made Kakashi smile behind his mask.

A sharp crack with a howl of pain stopped the cursing and suddenly everything was quiet, covered by a thick blanket of tension.

"I'm leaving. I'm not spending the whole night freezing my ass off watching that blond idiot getting beaten up into a bloody pulp," the senin got up and stretched after nothing happened. "I can watch Naruto get beat up everyday by Gamabunta."

"Shh, just stay a little longer Jiraiya-sama. You'll miss all the good parts if you leave now," Kakashi whispered and forcefully dragged the older ninja back down.

And true to his words, a blur of orange and blond shot out of the tree beneath them. Looking around carefully first, Naruto sat down under the tree opposite of Kakashi and Jiraiya with a sigh, flexing his right arm, which had a red imprint of a hand, probably where the other boy had gripped a little too tight. "Damn Sasuke, did he have to break my wrist to prove a point? That asshole. I'll show him…" before he could finish his sentence, the blond ninja found himself hanging upside down from the tallest branch of the tree.

"Sa…" Naruto quickly covered his mouth with his hands. The trap was probably set by his rival. If that was the case, then there was no way in Hell that he would let Sasuke find him like this.

Jiraiya smirked quietly to himself as he saw the stubborn look on Naruto's face and the familiar hand seal. A silent mantra started repeating in his head that was along the lines of 'It is only Naruto. I am a Senin. I will not have a nose bleed nor be aroused and give away myself.' But despite his hard efforts the he could feel the heat building up and suddenly his clothes were too warm and too tight in certain places just by thinking the supple and delicious body that would be so very close to him. Did he mention that it was a naked, supple, delicious body? Bad thoughts! He could already feel the blood seeping out of his nose.

"Sexy no Jutsu!"

Kakashi snickered when the Legendary Senine muffled a moan and drool started to gather at the corner of his mouth. Phase one of "Mission: Icha Icha Paradise Revival" complete.

"Help!" a shrill female voice came from the trapped Naruto. "Somebody please help me! Anybody!" The female Naruto wailed out at the top of his voice.

"What's wrong?" A cold indifferent voice asked.

At the arrival of the new voice made Jiraiya snap out of his fantasy world momentarily.

"Oh thank god, someone is here!" the girl cried out. "I was taking a midnight swim at the waterfall, and as I was walking back something caught my foot and now I'm stuck hanging like this!" she blushed and covered herself with her hands as the intense black eyes scanned her like laser.

Sasuke frowned at the unlikely story. "You know what Naruto? Only you are stupid enough to fall of such an obvious trap and still be dense enough to think that I can be fooled by that idiotic disguise."

"Damn it Sasuke! You can insult me but how dare you insult my brilliant 'Sexy no Jutsu'?!" the blonde asked in frustration that he was beaten again. As mad as he was though, he couldn't help but being curious. "How did you know that it was me?"

"First of all, no proper girl would walk in a forest NAKED at 1:00 pm. Second, there is no waterfall even remotely close to here. Third, your whiskers," the dark haired boy answered coldly. "Only you…"

"Can be stupid enough, blah blah blah," Naruto finished off pulling a face at his rival. "Geeze, for a genius can't you come up with better insults than that?"

Sasuke narrowed his eyes, but instead of answering he just turned around and started to walk away. The older boy smirked when a nervous cry stopped him.

"Wait you bastard!" Naruto yelled out desperately, the blond was swinging around in his trap. "You're not going to leave me hanging like this all night are you?"

"Why not? It's none of my business what you do in your spare time for amusement."

"Sasuke! If you don't get me down, I'm going to tell Sakura that you are madly in love with her and that you will do anything for a kiss of hers! And I'm going to tell all the girls in the village where and when you do your laundry so they'll steal all of your underwear, and I'm going to give myself to Itachi and tell him that all you want now is to make up with him."

Jiraiya watched in interest as the Uchiha boy shrugged it off. To his knowledge Naruto has had the longest crush on that Sakura girl. Now why would he push his rival towards his crush? And what does it matter to Sasuke if Naruto gave himself over to the older Uchiha?

"And who is going to be the jealous one if I kiss Sakura?" The smug reply made Naruto cringe.

"Well who is going to be jealous if I give myself to Itachi?" was the comeback form the blond as the two boys glared at each other.

"Idiot, f you want me to SAVE you AGAIN, then all you have to do is ask. Although I have one little condition…"

"What condition?" the blond asked cautiously, something gave him a very bad feeling, and the way Sasuke was staring at him didn't help the matters either. Sweat began to form on his forehead but he was determined not to show any of it to his rival.

Too bad he forgot that nothing escapes a Uchiha. "If I help you, you have to stay in that 'Sexy no Jutsu' form for as long as I tell you too."

For a second, Konoha's Loudest Ninja was shocked speechless before all the animals in the forest was woken up by "Sasuke! You pervert! I knew it. It's contagious isn't it?! When did that Pervert Senin and Kakashi-sensei infect you?!"

"Shut up you idiot. You'll be able to wake up the whole village with that yakking. If you keep screaming like that, even I won't be able to save you against the whole ANBU force," the taller boy said. "If I were you Naruto, I would just swallow my pride for now. After all, getting embarrassed in front of one person is much better than whole village right?" he couldn't stop himself from adding the last little quirk. "And no one will be able to put faith in a future Hokage if they see him screwed up like this."

"Sasuke… you sadist bastard," Naruto growled out and his eye started twitching. The nerve of Sasuke to even suggest staying in his Sexy no Jutsu form for a village full of perverts like Jiraiya and Kakashi. Was it just him, or the older and more powerful the ninja, the more perverted he became? "What makes you think that I'll be your happy little slave? Just wait till I get down there you bastard!"

"You're not in a position to make threats dobe," Sasuke smirked. "Fine, if you wont' accept my proposition, I won't force you. But let me warn you, it's likely that you'll get a brain stroke or something even worse with all the blood accumulating in you head. Don't blame me if you end up even dumber than you are now Naruto. Ja!"

"Fine! You conniving bastard. I agree to your perverted deal, happy now?!" The loud mouth ninja panicked when he saw Sasuke turn away. And people called him the 'fox', wouldn't they be surprised if they knew the real Uchiha Sasuke. The prospect of dieing before he could become the Hokage was worth a little humiliation now. Just wait, Naruto thought to himself, when he becomes the Hokage, he would make Sasuke pay! But in the mean time…

An: Yippy! One more chapter to go!