A/N: *gasp* Thank you reviewers! I feel so loved! *teary eyed* ...erm, anyway, here's a little somethin' for ya...and I mean LITTLE. Yeah, it's short. But I'm lazy. So it's okay. ^^
Disclaimer: You know that I don't own LOTR and it's stuff....yeah....you know what I'm talkin' about! ...um, R+R! And enjoy! ^.^
P.S.: If the format seems a little odd or anything, it's because my computer's being weird! Sorry!
~*~*~*~*~*DELETED SCENES # 1*~*~*~*~*~
SCENE ONE: GOLLUM'S ARGUMENT WITH HIMSELF.
"You don't have any friends. No one likes YOU."
"Go away...I hate you."
*silence.
"Gollum?" Smeagol looks around. "It's your line. Come on."
Cast starts cracking up. "Um...I think he left."
"Gollum!? Where are you!?"
"Hahaha!"
"Gollum!?"
SCENE TWO: ARAGORN AND GIMLI AT HELM'S DEEP.
"Toss me."
Aragorn looks shocked. "Say wha?"
"Toss me."
"Okay." Aragorn struggles to lift up Gimli. His attempt to "toss" him over to the bridge fails and Gimli falls short, landing him right on his ass.
"Nice going Aragorn!"
SCENE THREE: GOLLUM SNEAKING OVER THE SLEEPING HOBBITS.
"They stole it my precious. And we wants it!" Gollum reaches a hand out towards the sleeping hobbits when he slips. "Crap!" He tumbles from the rock wall onto Sam, who immediately tries to escape. "Help Mr. Frodo! HELP!"
"Sam, he weighs like two pounds. I think you can manage."
"I know," Sam said innocently, "But I just love it when you touch me."
Frodo backs up, "Stay away from me!" He springs off the scene with Sam behind him.
SCENE: ARAGORN'S TUMBLE OFF THE CLIFF.
"Uhh..." Aragorn moans as he lay on his back. He coughs up some water. His horse walks over to him and starts licking his face. "Ahhh!" He punches the horse in the head. "That was SO uncalled for!" The horse walks away.
Sam runs on the scene. "What the hell was that for?"
"He stuck his tongue in my mouth!"
"That cheating son of a-" everyone looks at him. "Oh...um, did I say CHEATING? I meant, uh..." He runs off the scene after the horse.
SCENE: THE ENT MEETING
"Well," Treebeard faced merry and Pippin, "We've decided you are NOT orcs."
The hobbits sit there with blank expressions. Merry gets ticked. "Is that ALL? You stupid slow @$$ *%&%#@%& ^^%$@&(&% ^^%$%^ of $*$!!!! We have to destroy &%^%$#*(&(* Saruman and his ^%%#%$#^ stupid @$$ ^%&^$^% place!!!"
Pippin taps him on the shoulder. "Um...I don't think that was in the script."
"Oh." Merry comes back to reality. "Just gettin into character a bit."
"But your character isn't a &^^$%$(*)()(&&# talkin son of a &^^$%^ **&^&% %^$^. You stupid @$$!!! ^$^%#%&^ %^%$^%%^%#%$!!!!^%%^$!!^%$^%!!"
"Oh, well %*$# you, you piece a $*&%%%&^&**&^$%$#*&*^#%$#87 ^%^%%$# &^$%# ^%^%$^%$!!!"
"Oh yeah? &%^%#^^&%^(*&*^!!^&^%&^!!!*&*)($&^*&%#!!!" This continues on a bit, while the rest of the people present wait patiently for one of them to stop. Treebeard is trying to catch what they're saying and the rest of the Ents plug their ears. Unfortunately, this scene was not shown in the movie due to extreme content and language.
SCENE: GANDALF'S REUNION.
Gandalf reflects the blows made to him by his companions. They can't tell it's him yet because of
the blinding light coming from him. "I have come back to you my friends, for now-"
"Wait," Aragorn shields his eyes. "You're still all glowy."
"Oh. Hold on." Gandalf plays around with some buttons inside his cloak, but nothing happens.
"Uh..." Gimli runs off the scene. He comes back with a pair of sun glasses.
"Hey!" Legolas turned towards him, "Where'd you get those!?"
"Over there." Gimli points to somewhere off the scene. Legolas and Aragorn both run to get some.
Gandlaf keeps pushing buttons. The light gets brighter. "Oh, what the hell?" The producers and everyone else fight off the blinding light with thick sunglasses, trying to get it to go down. They succeed after about an hour. This scene was not shown due to potential physical side effects.
~*~*~*~*~*THE END...not! Bwa hahaha!* ~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Um, I'll post some more stuff later. Hoped you liked `em. ^^ Please review!
Disclaimer: You know that I don't own LOTR and it's stuff....yeah....you know what I'm talkin' about! ...um, R+R! And enjoy! ^.^
P.S.: If the format seems a little odd or anything, it's because my computer's being weird! Sorry!
~*~*~*~*~*DELETED SCENES # 1*~*~*~*~*~
SCENE ONE: GOLLUM'S ARGUMENT WITH HIMSELF.
"You don't have any friends. No one likes YOU."
"Go away...I hate you."
*silence.
"Gollum?" Smeagol looks around. "It's your line. Come on."
Cast starts cracking up. "Um...I think he left."
"Gollum!? Where are you!?"
"Hahaha!"
"Gollum!?"
SCENE TWO: ARAGORN AND GIMLI AT HELM'S DEEP.
"Toss me."
Aragorn looks shocked. "Say wha?"
"Toss me."
"Okay." Aragorn struggles to lift up Gimli. His attempt to "toss" him over to the bridge fails and Gimli falls short, landing him right on his ass.
"Nice going Aragorn!"
SCENE THREE: GOLLUM SNEAKING OVER THE SLEEPING HOBBITS.
"They stole it my precious. And we wants it!" Gollum reaches a hand out towards the sleeping hobbits when he slips. "Crap!" He tumbles from the rock wall onto Sam, who immediately tries to escape. "Help Mr. Frodo! HELP!"
"Sam, he weighs like two pounds. I think you can manage."
"I know," Sam said innocently, "But I just love it when you touch me."
Frodo backs up, "Stay away from me!" He springs off the scene with Sam behind him.
SCENE: ARAGORN'S TUMBLE OFF THE CLIFF.
"Uhh..." Aragorn moans as he lay on his back. He coughs up some water. His horse walks over to him and starts licking his face. "Ahhh!" He punches the horse in the head. "That was SO uncalled for!" The horse walks away.
Sam runs on the scene. "What the hell was that for?"
"He stuck his tongue in my mouth!"
"That cheating son of a-" everyone looks at him. "Oh...um, did I say CHEATING? I meant, uh..." He runs off the scene after the horse.
SCENE: THE ENT MEETING
"Well," Treebeard faced merry and Pippin, "We've decided you are NOT orcs."
The hobbits sit there with blank expressions. Merry gets ticked. "Is that ALL? You stupid slow @$$ *%&%#@%& ^^%$@&(&% ^^%$%^ of $*$!!!! We have to destroy &%^%$#*(&(* Saruman and his ^%%#%$#^ stupid @$$ ^%&^$^% place!!!"
Pippin taps him on the shoulder. "Um...I don't think that was in the script."
"Oh." Merry comes back to reality. "Just gettin into character a bit."
"But your character isn't a &^^$%$(*)()(&&# talkin son of a &^^$%^ **&^&% %^$^. You stupid @$$!!! ^$^%#%&^ %^%$^%%^%#%$!!!!^%%^$!!^%$^%!!"
"Oh, well %*$# you, you piece a $*&%%%&^&**&^$%$#*&*^#%$#87 ^%^%%$# &^$%# ^%^%$^%$!!!"
"Oh yeah? &%^%#^^&%^(*&*^!!^&^%&^!!!*&*)($&^*&%#!!!" This continues on a bit, while the rest of the people present wait patiently for one of them to stop. Treebeard is trying to catch what they're saying and the rest of the Ents plug their ears. Unfortunately, this scene was not shown in the movie due to extreme content and language.
SCENE: GANDALF'S REUNION.
Gandalf reflects the blows made to him by his companions. They can't tell it's him yet because of
the blinding light coming from him. "I have come back to you my friends, for now-"
"Wait," Aragorn shields his eyes. "You're still all glowy."
"Oh. Hold on." Gandalf plays around with some buttons inside his cloak, but nothing happens.
"Uh..." Gimli runs off the scene. He comes back with a pair of sun glasses.
"Hey!" Legolas turned towards him, "Where'd you get those!?"
"Over there." Gimli points to somewhere off the scene. Legolas and Aragorn both run to get some.
Gandlaf keeps pushing buttons. The light gets brighter. "Oh, what the hell?" The producers and everyone else fight off the blinding light with thick sunglasses, trying to get it to go down. They succeed after about an hour. This scene was not shown due to potential physical side effects.
~*~*~*~*~*THE END...not! Bwa hahaha!* ~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Um, I'll post some more stuff later. Hoped you liked `em. ^^ Please review!
