Tiran: alright, my first attempt at a Pointless Humor!!
Set: YAY! Pointless humor!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own any tights, YGO characters, or Cosmopolitan magazine, or anything else in the fic, by the way... (Except the General Idea for the fic)
Owari!- Chapter Uno-
Yugi: Hey, Yami!
Yami: Whatcha want Aibou? *flips though some girl magazine*
Yugi: why are you reading Cosmopolitan?
Yami: Hair tips... Ooh! 50 ways to a better body!!! *sticks magazine to face*
Yugi: okay.... *pulls M&M's out of his pocket and eats them*
*knock at door*
Yugi: I'll get it!!! *runs to door and opens it, revealing Marik and Malik*
Malik: hey, Yugi! Marik's lookin for Yami, is he here?
Yugi: he's in my room.
Marik: AHA!!! I've found you now, Pharaoh!!! *he runs upstairs*
Malik: oh, dear....
*meanwhile, upstairs...*
Marik: PHARAOH, GIVE ME MY COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE BACK!!!!!
Yami: no... *reads magazine boredly*
Marik: WHAAAAT?!?!?!?! GIVE IT BACK!!!! *Points Mill. Rod at Yami*
Yami: you STILL carry that thing?
Marik: yeah, so? *crosses arms*
Yami: Let's settle this with a Duel!
Marik: Okay! *takes out deck*
Yami: TO KAIBA'S!!!! *dashes downstairs, knocking over Marik*
Marik: x_x
Yami: whoops... *drags Marik to Kaiba's by his feet*
Yugi & Malik: Wait for us!!! *they follow*
*meanwhile, at Kaiba's...*
Kaiba: Mokuba, where's my nail polish?
Mokuba: umm.... ^_^;
Kaiba: DID YOU USE IT ALL ON YOUR STUPID DOLLS?!?!?!?!
Mokuba: They're NOT DOLLS!!! It was a Model Kit! I needed it for paint!!!
Kaiba: man, now Joey won't like me.....
Mokuba: Bro, Joey HATES you!
Kaiba: he will NOW!!!
Mokuba: ......
Kaiba: oh, well.... *Kaiba hears doorbell ring*
Doorbell: BRREEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: why did we get the truck horn doorbell? *clutches ears*
Mokuba: YOU said it would ring through the whole house!!!
Kaiba: oh...well, shut it off...
Mokuba: alright..... *answers door*
Yami: hello, Mokuba. Is Kaiba in?
Kaiba: Yami? What do YOU want?
Yami: can me and Marik use two Duel Discs?
Kaiba: yeah, sure...why?
Yami: duh, ta duel with!!! *drops Marik, who then wakes up*
Marik: whoa...did somebody get the number of that Pharaoh?
End Chappie Uno-
Set: YAY! Pointless humor!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own any tights, YGO characters, or Cosmopolitan magazine, or anything else in the fic, by the way... (Except the General Idea for the fic)
Owari!- Chapter Uno-
Yugi: Hey, Yami!
Yami: Whatcha want Aibou? *flips though some girl magazine*
Yugi: why are you reading Cosmopolitan?
Yami: Hair tips... Ooh! 50 ways to a better body!!! *sticks magazine to face*
Yugi: okay.... *pulls M&M's out of his pocket and eats them*
*knock at door*
Yugi: I'll get it!!! *runs to door and opens it, revealing Marik and Malik*
Malik: hey, Yugi! Marik's lookin for Yami, is he here?
Yugi: he's in my room.
Marik: AHA!!! I've found you now, Pharaoh!!! *he runs upstairs*
Malik: oh, dear....
*meanwhile, upstairs...*
Marik: PHARAOH, GIVE ME MY COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE BACK!!!!!
Yami: no... *reads magazine boredly*
Marik: WHAAAAT?!?!?!?! GIVE IT BACK!!!! *Points Mill. Rod at Yami*
Yami: you STILL carry that thing?
Marik: yeah, so? *crosses arms*
Yami: Let's settle this with a Duel!
Marik: Okay! *takes out deck*
Yami: TO KAIBA'S!!!! *dashes downstairs, knocking over Marik*
Marik: x_x
Yami: whoops... *drags Marik to Kaiba's by his feet*
Yugi & Malik: Wait for us!!! *they follow*
*meanwhile, at Kaiba's...*
Kaiba: Mokuba, where's my nail polish?
Mokuba: umm.... ^_^;
Kaiba: DID YOU USE IT ALL ON YOUR STUPID DOLLS?!?!?!?!
Mokuba: They're NOT DOLLS!!! It was a Model Kit! I needed it for paint!!!
Kaiba: man, now Joey won't like me.....
Mokuba: Bro, Joey HATES you!
Kaiba: he will NOW!!!
Mokuba: ......
Kaiba: oh, well.... *Kaiba hears doorbell ring*
Doorbell: BRREEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaiba: why did we get the truck horn doorbell? *clutches ears*
Mokuba: YOU said it would ring through the whole house!!!
Kaiba: oh...well, shut it off...
Mokuba: alright..... *answers door*
Yami: hello, Mokuba. Is Kaiba in?
Kaiba: Yami? What do YOU want?
Yami: can me and Marik use two Duel Discs?
Kaiba: yeah, sure...why?
Yami: duh, ta duel with!!! *drops Marik, who then wakes up*
Marik: whoa...did somebody get the number of that Pharaoh?
End Chappie Uno-
