Tiran: alright, my first attempt at a Pointless Humor!!

Set: YAY! Pointless humor!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own any tights, YGO characters, or Cosmopolitan magazine, or anything else in the fic, by the way... (Except the General Idea for the fic)

Owari!- Chapter Uno-

Yugi: Hey, Yami!

Yami: Whatcha want Aibou? *flips though some girl magazine*

Yugi: why are you reading Cosmopolitan?

Yami: Hair tips... Ooh! 50 ways to a better body!!! *sticks magazine to face*

Yugi: okay.... *pulls M&M's out of his pocket and eats them*

*knock at door*

Yugi: I'll get it!!! *runs to door and opens it, revealing Marik and Malik*

Malik: hey, Yugi! Marik's lookin for Yami, is he here?

Yugi: he's in my room.

Marik: AHA!!! I've found you now, Pharaoh!!! *he runs upstairs*

Malik: oh, dear....

*meanwhile, upstairs...*

Marik: PHARAOH, GIVE ME MY COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE BACK!!!!!

Yami: no... *reads magazine boredly*

Marik: WHAAAAT?!?!?!?! GIVE IT BACK!!!! *Points Mill. Rod at Yami*

Yami: you STILL carry that thing?

Marik: yeah, so? *crosses arms*

Yami: Let's settle this with a Duel!

Marik: Okay! *takes out deck*

Yami: TO KAIBA'S!!!! *dashes downstairs, knocking over Marik*

Marik: x_x

Yami: whoops... *drags Marik to Kaiba's by his feet*

Yugi & Malik: Wait for us!!! *they follow*

*meanwhile, at Kaiba's...*

Kaiba: Mokuba, where's my nail polish?

Mokuba: umm.... ^_^;

Kaiba: DID YOU USE IT ALL ON YOUR STUPID DOLLS?!?!?!?!

Mokuba: They're NOT DOLLS!!! It was a Model Kit! I needed it for paint!!!

Kaiba: man, now Joey won't like me.....

Mokuba: Bro, Joey HATES you!

Kaiba: he will NOW!!!

Mokuba: ......

Kaiba: oh, well.... *Kaiba hears doorbell ring*

Doorbell: BRREEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: why did we get the truck horn doorbell? *clutches ears*

Mokuba: YOU said it would ring through the whole house!!!

Kaiba: oh...well, shut it off...

Mokuba: alright..... *answers door*

Yami: hello, Mokuba. Is Kaiba in?

Kaiba: Yami? What do YOU want?

Yami: can me and Marik use two Duel Discs?

Kaiba: yeah, sure...why?

Yami: duh, ta duel with!!! *drops Marik, who then wakes up*

Marik: whoa...did somebody get the number of that Pharaoh?

End Chappie Uno-