Yes! As you've seen from the first chapter Taji and I are insane! Insane as
in crazy! Crazy as in weird! Weird as in abnormal! Abnormal as in dumb!
Dumb as in ugly! Yes we are all these things and we proud to give you this
insane fic. Enjoy the insaness!

~Rurouni Baka~

-=-Seta Soujiro staring in:
Psychologists Stupid Attempt of Being Psychologists-=-

The sun rose in the eastern sky, bringing light to all the friendly people
in the world. All was peaceful.

Sun: *singing a corny song.* It's a beautiful morning and it's as peaceful
as ship that just has been bombed!

Trees: The birds are singing and the cash is cha-chinging!

Saitou: *in a pink octopus costume wearing a hat that says, Oswald the
Octopus.* And nothing is sad and bllllluuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeee! *twitches
and disintegrates.*

Bird with sombrero: My brains are getting fried by the sun! But it is still
fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fu-

Soujiro: *stabs bird.*

Sun, Trees, and Saitou's lonely discarded cigarette: BIRD KILLER! *start
throwing marshmallows at Soujiro.*

Soujiro: GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Some guy in pea costume: *runs in the middle of the marshmallow beating,
picks up Soujiro in his Ferris Wheel he had tied on his back, and runs
away.*

After a few hours of sprinting over the clementime filled ocean, the guy in
the pea costume finally stopped for a pit stop by a smelly old swamp in the
middle of nowhere.

Pea Guy: *sets Soujiro down as heroic music plays.*

Soujiro: *smiles.* Thank you for saving be Pea-san.

Pea Guy: *grinning broadly.* I want to steal your peas!

Soujiro: Yes..I bet you do..

Pea Guy: I want to steal your peas!

Soujiro: 0.0'

*~Few Hours Later~*

Soujiro: *in a psychologist's office with Pea Guy.* Don't worry. I've been
here many times before. They can help you.

Pea Guy: I want to steal your peas!

Psychologist #1: *whispering to another psychologist.* Do you think that's
the only thing he says?

Psychologist #2: Nah! He probably just needs encouragement.

Pea Guy: I want to steal your peas!

*~Five Minutes Later~*

Psychologist: So..you say you steal peas...what do peas mean to you?

Pea Guy: I want to steal your peas!

Psychologist: Hmm. *jots down notes.* Mr.Peas..what was your childhood
like?

Pea Guy: I want to steal your peas!

Psychologist: Hmm. *jots down some more notes.* I will now show you an
inkblot and you have to tell me what you see. *holds up inkblot.*

Pea Guy: I will steal your peas!

Psychologist: Interesting...*jots down some more notes but is really
doodling and playing tic tac toe with herself.*

*~After the Session~*

Soujiro: So did you find anything out?

Psychologist: Um...yes, yes I did!

Soujiro: May I see your notes?

Psychologist: Er...Look over there! It's Elvis Presley doing the limbo!
*points finger at random person.*

Soujiro: Where? *looks at who she's pointing at.*

Psychologist: *eats notes.* Oh I'm sorry, I seemed to devour my notes.

Soujiro: That's okay! Happens to me all the time! ^_^ Come on Pea-san!
*walks out the door with Pea Guy.*

Pea Guy: I want to steal your peas!

*~Few Hours Later~*

Soujiro and Pea Guy: *Laying under the stars peacefully as good friends
do.*

Soujiro: I'm glad you're my friend Pea-san.

Pea Guy: I want to steal your peas!

*lights fade out.*

Sanosuke: *appears.* Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love you! Tomorrow! You're only
a ddddddddddaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Dead Beaver: *flies through the air and knocks him out.*

THE END.

Stay tuned next time for Episode 3: Sanosuke and the Ape-ricots! (You don't
wanna know.)

-Taji&Kohana

A/N: If you really like Soujiro read "Are You Crying?" On Taji's account. I
recommend! ^_^