Co Authors: MeiDarkreign and GoldenLion

This chapter was written by: AnDrEwSrObOt

Note: 'Je suis' means 'I am' in French (Yes, AnDrEwSrObOt can say this because she is French!()

"I see pretty stars." Rachel said to the nurse. "Oh dear," the nurse said compassionately. "Are you sure she fell and wasn't pushed, because the bruise is -" "She fell, I was there." Mary interrupted quickly, not wanting to get into trouble. "The little bunny goes hip-hop, hip-hop." Rachel giggled nonstop, annoying Mary to a point of almost breaking her unsteady patience. "So, can she go to class?" Sangeeta asked. "I mean, we have classes but Rachel is so much more important." She was smart but she knew a good opportunity when she saw one. "No dear, she'll be fine after she has this." She held up a bottle of potion and handed it to Rachel. "Will there be side-effects?" Sangeeta asked. "Yes, poor dear will suffer from temporary amnesia." "Je suis bizarre!" Rachel toasted to the nurse. She then drank the potion wholeheartedly. After that she fell back on the hospital bed with a thud. Snoring, she fell asleep. "Oh dear, that's not normal," the nurse gasped. "Then you certainly don't know Rachel," Sangeeta muttered. Mary chuckled but hid it with a cough. Suddenly Rachel sprung up and looked around. "Hi, I'm -" Rachel paused, "Well I'm not exactly sure, but hello anyways!" "I - am - M - a - r - y, you - are - R - a - c - h - e - l!" Mary explained slowly, as if talking to a small child. "You fell down the stairs," she added quickly, "Not because of my, though." "Do you remember anything?" Sangeeta asked. "Because I'm Sangeeta!" "A guy. I remember a hot guy, with blonde hair." She raised her eyebrow. "Do I have a boyfriend?" "NO!" Mary exclaimed. Suddenly the hospital wing door swung open and a cool draft filled the room. Snape walked through the room with evil grace right up to Mary. "Miss Darkreign," he paused and nodded to the nurse to leave the room. Once she did he spoke again to Mary. "A student has informed me that you've injured a student behind my back, in my own classroom. She's also in your house!" Rachel gasped, "Mary! You hurt SAND - GET- A?" Mary rolled her eyes. Snape ignoring Rachel's comment said, "You and Miss Crane have an appointment with Professor Dumbledore." He glared at Mary and Mary glared back with just as much disgust. Rachel stood and said, "Who's Miss Crane?"

Mary and Rachel sat quietly in Dumbledore's office. Mary was sitting with the chair backward, chewing wizard bubble pop gum, chocolate sundae flavor. Her robes were open, showing her muggle clothes with pride. Rachel was sitting quietly, waiting for anything to happen. She was so bored she started tapping her feet on the floor. * Tap-Tap-Tap* "Stop that right now!" Mary snapped after a full minute of Rachel's endless tapping. Finally, the staircase brought up four people. One was the evil, nasty, non- loving-student-hater Snape. He shot a look at Mary that could kill. * Why did he care so much? Probably an ego trip* she thought to herself. The next person was a tall man, old of age that was at the sorting ceremony, he was Dumbledore, the one and only. The twinkle in his eyes amazed Rachel, but pissed Mary off for some reason. No one was that happy all the time! Another person made Rachel stare. Draco saw her and smiled slightly. He blushed and ducked his head hiding his face, probably from Mary. The last lady was a new face. She was thin, and had shoulder length hair that was brown and blonde. Her eyes were green that saw through your soul. "Hello Rachel," Draco said pleasantly then he sat down next to her on the chair to her right. Snape stood in the back to watch the punishment and the mystery women started to speak, "Hello, my name is Shawwna. I'm the school's Anger Management director." " Yippee for you." Mary muttered to herself. Shawwna continued, "Since you obviously need some guidance in your life, tell me do your parents ignore you at home?" Mary raised her left eyebrow and replied, "Only when the chair is telling me to kill the spoon for making a mess." "The chair tells me that too!" Rachel said. Dumbledore shook his head sadly, "What did you do to Miss Crane?" "Rachel? She always acts like this!" Mary said truthfully. "Answer the question." "I rammed her head through the desk okay!" "No silly, I fell down the stairs, remember!" Rachel said. "I'm sorry, and - " " Save it Miss Darkreign." Snape cut her off. "Why did you do it?" Draco spoke for the first time. Mary seemed to just realize something. "YOU RATTED ON ME YOU SLYTHERIN!" Mary shrieked as she advanced ready to destroy. Suddenly Rachel jumped up. "Don't hurt him! I think he's my boyfriend! I'm not sure but my senses are telling me you're lying and you're not my friend!" "No sh -" "Miss Darkreign! You will refrain from harming my students. You now have a choice: go to Anger Management or leave Hogwarts."