She-Elf

Okay, I'm back! Woo-hoo! Thanx to everyone who reviewed, I feel so horrible though that it took me so long to update! I had TONS of HW! N E way, I'll shut-up now, so you can read my story!

Kagome: Hey, where's Legolas?

Legolas: (asleep) Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z- Z-Z-Z-Z-Z

Kagome: (shakes head disapprovingly) Humph, and he wasn't even tired 20 minutes ago!

Inu Yasha: (hopefully) Then maybe you'll dump him and come back to me?

Kagome: (sarcastically) Sure, and then you and I will get married!

Inu Yasha: (being dense-headed) Really? (stars in his eyes) Come on then, it's time to buy you a wedding gown!

Kagome: (pulls mallet out from God-knows-where) (bangs Inu over the head) I was being sarcastic! Uhg! MEN!!

Inu Yasha: (can't hear her; he's unconscious) ORO ORO!

Me: AHH! Wrong show! (grabs Inu's "ORO" and hands it to a VERY angry rurouni by the name of Kenshin Himura.)

Kenshin: THANK YOU! (snatches back his stolen word.) GOOD-BYE! (leaves)

ME: Heh, on with the fic!

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Legolas, Aragorn, Gimli, and Bourimeir blinked before they all screamed out what was on their minds. "YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH AN ELF?!?!?!" The she-elf covered her ears angrily, before turning blazed eyes toward the culprits that hurt her poor ears.

"Yes, darn it, they are! Now will you PLEASE SHUT-UP!!??" Kagome yelled back just as loud. "You're hurting my ears!"

Everyone closed their mouths, remembering how sensitive elf ears really were. Then, the hobbits turned to their friend. "How'd you find us?" Sam asked politely.

"Well, it's kind of a long story so, will you sit down?" Everyone complied and sat on the dew-covered grass.

"Lets see, I was going on my way to visit you.."

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An elf rode by on a pure white stallion, looking and waving at all the young hobbits that called out hellos and other nice things.

She continued on her way through the Shire, until she reached Bag-End. 'Ah, what a bright day! I wonder what Frodo's doing today? Hmm.. Maybe he's out buying groceries for Bilbo. Or, maybe he's being chased by Farmer Maggot again for stealing his crops.' The she-elf shook her head. 'If Frodo's being chased by that ol' man, most likely Mary and Pippin are with him. Heh, those two are SO childish! I remember when I would steal stuff too! Yep, those were the days!' The elf couldn't help laughing at the old memories.

She reached the end of Bag-End faster than she thought, and she hopped off her stallion, Shadow, and knocked on the round door. Then, she waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. AND WAITED!!!!!!!!

Grumbling to herself, she knocked again, this time though, she also called out too. "H-E-L-L-O? YO, ANYBODY IN THERE? IT'S ME! .. Kagome..

"Man, where IS everybody? Bilbo's ALWAYS at his house during the afternoon hours. Hmm, maybe Sam, Mary, or Pip, know where they are.

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Kagome checked all of her friends' houses, but ALL of them looked like they hadn't been used in months. It worried her greatly. Where could they possibly be? Running to Shadow, Kagome's heart sped up. Maybe, the village elder would know. She sure hoped so..

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Kagome bowed, her bangs shielding the tears hiding underneath. "Thank you, Kaede-baba, I will continue my search," from what information she'd just learned, her friends had been missing for almost 3 months now.

Kagome looked outside of the hut, worry consuming her. How was it possible? Her friends, missing? It was just.. a bad real dream. Moving outward toward Shadow, her legs began shaking. Her silky black hair billowed lightly in the small coursing winds.

Shadow snapped his head up as he heard a small scuffling on the ground. It was his master and friend, and he could feel a large amount of sorrow emitting from her. When she was close enough, he nudged his large white head into her stomach hoping to cheer up.

The elf smiled sadly at the beast's efforts. It was trying at least, to help even though it was futile. Kagome hoisted herself up onto Shadow and, with a new serge of hope, rode out into the country...

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Kagome sighed, having run out of breath during her explanation. She looked at the silent hobbits, and remembered something. SHADOW!

Taking a large gasp of breath, she whistled high for her loyal steed, who came trotting out of the near by brush as if he'd not been forgotten. The young hobbits were overjoyed to see their old friend, and hopped off to him.

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Legolas stared helplessly at the elf. He could easily explain her in one little breath. Gorgeous. With her long silky, shiny silky black hair, and mischievous blue eyes, she was truly one of a kind.

When she turned to look at him, he found himself fidgeting, uncomfortable under her gaze. Why was he feeling like this? He had no Earthly idea... But he was going to find out.

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Kagome looked at all the people standing behind her friends. Two men, a dwarf, and an elf. An elf.. a HOT elf! Whoa! Kagome mentally kicked herself. Where on Earth head THAT thought come from?

Kagome gave herself one good hard mental shake, before asking: "Hey um.. C-could I possibly well, go um, with you guys t-to M-Mordor?"

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HAHAHAHAHAH! Another cliffhanger! Sorry, but I couldn't resist! Anyway, it's late, and I'm tired! So, Ja Ne!